Chapter 133 Mighty Viscount

"The slave is here-" Gao Lishi's body trembled slightly, and he hurriedly bowed down to answer, but he was puzzled in his heart - the Tang Dynasty has a solid foundation in the past hundred years, naturally because of the Ming monarch and virtuous appearance, but also because of the promotion of officials, the most important point of investigation is seniority, if there are two candidates for an official position, one is young and talented, and the other is old but inactive, but it is inevitable to choose this old man as an official, for no other reason - the old man is stable!

It's just that Gao Lishi forgot that in the past hundred years, the only exception was when he was forty-nine years old, and he was already the envoy of the Three Towns Festival, and at the same time led the Pinglu and Hebei transit envoys, the Guannei Du Branch, Yingtian, and the interview and disposal envoy - General An Lushan!

"Wei Wu listens to the order!" Li Longji glared slightly, his eyes swept to the shopkeeper who was probing his brain, thinking of the various glorious deeds of this junior in Ezhou City, he couldn't help but show a wry smile at the corner of his mouth, and then hesitated slightly, and said in a straight voice: "I will seal you for, for-" When he said this, he paused-what kind of errand did he want to seal this shopkeeper?

Li Longji glanced down at Wei Wu again, but saw that although this little guy's expression was indifferent, but the cold sweat on his forehead was real, Li Longji saw this guy's strange expression, but he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, and then said: "I named you as, Shangshu Province, um-" When he said this, his heart moved, and he changed his words: "I will make you the second viscount of the fifth grade." ”

What the? Two sons? Son?! Fifth brother, I am very talented, how can I call the second son-lord? Your Majesty, are you old and happy? Besides, as the ruler of a country, what are you not engaged in professional discrimination?

"What!" Wei Wu blurted out the words of astonishment, this title really surprised him, and he only remembered the person in front of him at this moment, but now the emperor, his face changed twice in an instant, and then he hurriedly kowtowed three times in a row, and said respectfully: "Thank you, Lord Longen-"

After thanking him, Wei Wu raised his eyes slightly, and saw through the gauze curtain that the corners of the opposite person's mouth seemed to be smiling, and he seemed to be in a good mood - this is a good opportunity, Wei Wu hurriedly laughed twice, kowtowed, and said: "Your Majesty, the little talent is shallow, it is really embarrassing to be ...... big task."

"Ahem, cough, coughβ€”" Wei Wu said this, but he heard a violent cough from Gao Lishi beside him, and when he looked sideways, he saw that the dead eunuch was staring at him vigorously, with a look of chagrin beating his chest, he hesitated slightly, and hurriedly changed his words: "Ahem, the emperor, the word two, the meaning is too big, and the small ones are shallow in learning, and they really can't afford it...... Can you change it? Why don't we have a Fifth Viscount of Wei? ”

"Oh?" Li Longji's voice was puzzled: "What is the special meaning of the word two?" ”

"Ahem!" Wei Wu pretended to cough dryly, and then sighed lightly: "Shengshang, the little one has studied astronomy and geography since childhood, but he also knows a little about the origin of this heaven and earth......

"Huh? What is the origin of heaven and earth? What do you say? Li Longji was slightly surprised, the origin of this heaven and earth, but who in the world can know? While he spoke, there was also a coquettish and lazy sound in the octagonal pavilion, as if this person was also surprised by the origin of this heaven and earth.

Hehe, since you have whetted your appetite, aren't you still following the rhythm of the fifth brother? Wei Wu quietly pursed the corners of his mouth, then coughed lightly twice, and said seriously: "Tao gives birth to one, life to two, two to three, and three to all things......"

Wei Wu was about to popularize Taoist knowledge to these two people, but there was a coquettish laugh from inside, this person chuckled, and teased in a soft and charming voice: "Second Viscount, isn't this what Lao Tzu Li Er said?" ”

hippie! Grandma's, Sister Yang Yuhuan, I still want to hook up with you...... Wei Wulao's face turned red, coughed dryly, and explained embarrassedly: "The noble concubine Niangniang is really worthy of her reputation, not only is she good at color and art, but she is also ice and snow smart!" Speaking of this, Wei Wu's voice paused, then he raised his head and looked at the sky deeply, and said slowly: "Lao Tzu is a generation of saints, and his words are naturally reasonable, this is Your Majesty...... And these two are you, the concubine! ”

Well? This shopkeeper is a little interesting, this flattering word is said casually, but it seems to be extremely natural, I don't know how much stronger than those people in the palace! The handsome beauty in the gauze curtain smiled lightly, but she no longer spoke.

"Hmm-" Li Longji frowned slightly, pondered for a moment, and then the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and said in a majestic voice: "Fifth Viscount Wei, where is there such a title with a title?" Hmph, since you don't dare to live in this two words, then I will make you a mighty viscount! ”

Mighty Viscount? That's a great name! The mighty viscount grinned, and hurriedly bowed to the ground - Lao Tzu wanted to mix up the status of a nobleman, and it was easier to go back to Xin'er and her father and mother to ask for marriage, isn't it?

What is this Wei Wu's identity? was able to meet the emperor for the first time and make the emperor look at him with admiration? The recommendation of Chao Heng alone is probably not enough! I heard news from an informant in Jiangnan that this Wei Wu not only knew Chao Heng, but also had a very close relationship with Li Bai Dufu, but even Li Qinglian's arrogant person ...... Gao Lishi was shocked in his heart, glanced at Wei Wu, who was kowtowing to thank him, and thought to himself for a long time, even he who had served the emperor for decades, but he was also puzzled! In the end, I was secretly glad in my heart - fortunately, my relationship with this Wei Wu was not bad...... Li Longji saw that although Wei Wu was kneeling on the ground and thanking Dade in his mouth, his face was squeezing his eyebrows and looking quite comfortable, he couldn't help but snort coldly, frowned and said in a deep voice: "Hmph-Wei Wu, you received the title in a moment, but you are still angry because you are resentful in your heart that I did not give you an official and a half-position?" ”

Khan, Li Longji, you have something wrong with your brain, right? How else can I not be angry? Inexplicably, I was dragged to the capital by your boss, and then inexplicably, I was hung up with the title of a viscount by your boss! What are you going to do? Will you stone me to death with an official? Besides, if you are old, you are an official for me, and it is not certain that I will not do it!

"Weichen doesn't dare!" Although Wei Wu was dissatisfied with Li Longji's "perverted" psychology for a while, how could he dare to offend this old guy? hurriedly bowed his hand and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, I admire you very much, I am very convinced, you just pulled me out and cut off my head, and I ...... accept it."

If you cut off your head, you will also take it? I look at this little two, and the decision is to say that he is used to being frivolous in the market, and he dares to gag in front of me!

"Huh?" Li Longji saw Wei Wu like this, but he was not annoyed, his expression did not change at all, he squinted at Wei Wu and muttered for a moment before he spoke: "Wei Wu, at noon tomorrow, Zen Master Xuanzang will come to the Great Ci'en Temple to preach Buddha, and then it will be a sharp debate!" If you can win the championship in one fell swoop, what if I will give you an official position? ”

What does it matter to me that they debate Zen? Anyway, I didn't want to be an official, fifth brother, so I won't go ...... Wei Wu hesitated slightly, and was about to speak, but he only heard Li Longji open his mouth and say in a deep voice: "It's not too early, I'm tired, put on a fight-"

………… Chang'an City, Suzaku Street is empty, Wei Wu is walking with his own head, but he completely ignores the compliments of Gao Lishi on the side, stepping on the pavement of loess compaction, the elm trees and locust trees on both sides of the road are shaded, and the deep drainage ditch under the trees next to the road is outside the ditch. Occasionally, you can see a very large mansion, with its own gate open on the wall of the fang, and two rows of halberds are lined up at the door, and there are guards by Jiashihao slaves.

"Where are you going to live, Lord Mighty?" Gao Lishi walked next to Wei Wu and asked with a smile.

"Ugh!" Wei Wuyi glared, thinking about the bizarre thing about seeing Li Longji today, and at this moment he remembered one thing, and hurriedly asked, "Father-in-law Gao, where is my little Xin'er?" ”

"What? Which little Xin'er? Gao Lishi glared and said in amazement.

"Well, it's the beautiful lady who came with me, she was very handsome, with white skin, breasts, cough cough, and a very tall figure" Wei Wuyi glared and explained.

"Oh! You're talking about Miss Li! Gao Lishi nodded thoughtfully, and then saw Wei Wu's expression of curiosity, so he grinned and said, "Fifth Master, Miss Li, naturally I went back to her master's door!" ”

Grandma's, with a master, you forgot your husband? Wei Wu gritted his teeth fiercely, then rolled his eyes, shook his head and looked at Gao Lishi helplessly, and said, "Gao Gonggong...... Ahem, I have no money on me, and the inn in Chang'an is extremely expensive......"

Gao Lishi's eyes rolled, this kid wants to let him arrange accommodation for him?

"This is easy to do, Fifth Master, aren't you going to Ci'en Temple tomorrow to go to the Zen Debate?" Gao Lishi laughed twice and said, "I have a house in Yongchongfang...... It was the place where I usually went to meditate and worship the Buddha to live, but now no one livesβ€”"

When Gao Lishi said this, his voice was low, and he laughed twice and said: "I'll ask you to call Brother Wei once......" He said this, his voice was low, and he said mysteriously: "There are still a few superb Persian girls sent there......"

Holy, the best Persian? Aren't you a eunuch? Wei Wu's eyes widened, and he looked at Gao Lishi in astonishment, and then secretly thought to himself - no wonder this guy has nothing to do to worship the Buddha, does he still want to grow his feelings?

"Persian girl?" Wei Wu said with a serious expression.

"Exactly!" Gao Lishi was a little surprised when he saw Wei Wu's serious face--isn't this guy an emotionally dedicated person?

"How big!" Wei Wuyi is a serious Taoist.

"There are big and small, and the common one is about ten years old, right?" Colliers replied in confusion.

"Ahem, I'm asking about the pectoral muscles-" Wei Wu coughed twice, and said with a red face.

(To be continued)