scared away Zhang Kun and Li Qiang, the two watchdogs, Wei Wu grinned, his face was covered with black charcoal ash, and he pushed open the courtyard door and walked out.

Zhang Kun and Li Qiang ran fast, shouting as they ran: "Wei Wu is dead, he has become a powerful ghost and is coming to eat people!" "However, everyone was on duty in the auxiliary building of the main building, only a few little maids saw Zhang Kun and Li Qiang running over in a mad manner, and when they looked back, it was Brother Wei who was dashing and graceful a few years ago that had become a powerful ghost, and his face was full of corpse spots, so terrifying!

"Ahh When a timid maid saw this scene, she closed her eyes and screamed miserably, and she passed out on the ground straight and straight.

"Fifth brother! You died so miserably, you didn't look blind when you died, is this a corpse? Huh? Fifth brother, why are you still panting? Liang Hui howled and rushed in from the gate of Beixie, but when he saw Wei Wuzheng gasping and glaring at him, he couldn't help but shudder.

"Your grandmother is dead!" Wei Wu was angry, and he couldn't go up to give this kid two feet, but seeing that Liang Hui was crying sincerely, Wei Wu rubbed his nose with some emotion and scolded.

"Ah, fifth brother, you're not dead? You're not dead, that's great! Liang Hui ran to Wei Wu in two steps, hugged him, and suddenly felt that the fifth brother was smelly and dirty, let go of his hand, took two steps back, and said a little embarrassed: "Eh, fifth brother, you go take a shower first, change your clothes, and I'll go and inform the shopkeeper Yu!" ”

"No notice! Liang Hui, you take Wei Wu to take a shower and change clothes. Well, this Wei Wu is demagoguery, Zhang Kun and Li Qiang, you take a few people to clean up the backyard material room, and ask him to go to the backyard to live alone! Yu Daru's voice suddenly sounded at the door, and only then did he hear Zhang Kun crying that Wei Wu was coming to eat people, how could the old and refined shopkeeper Yu not know that it was Wei Wu's kid playing tricks, but he was afraid that this kid would come again "I Have a Dream", so he hurriedly rushed over with the two.

"Hehe, Yu Lao - shopkeeper, this relationship is good, how clean it is to live alone! Rest assured, I will not speak freely anymore! Wei Wu walked a few steps with a hippie smile on his face, and the charcoal ash on his body was filled in the sun.

Yu Daru saw that this person was filthy and ragged and walked towards him, and hurriedly took a step back: "Liang Hui, you quickly take him to change clothes and bathe!" When he saw that this Wei Wu was actually jumping around, he felt strange in his heart, but he didn't show it at all.

Wei Wu followed Liang Hui into the house just now, but suddenly poked out a dark and oily brain melon seed, and shouted: "Eh, shopkeeper Yu, don't forget, let them prepare a bed and futon for me!" ”

"Hmph, I see!" Yu Daru snorted coldly.

Sitting in the huge wooden bathtub, Wei Wuzu rubbed for an hour before coming out, and at this moment the fifth brother changed into a brand-new blue cloth robe, with a white turban on his forehead, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and a tall posture, but he was also a handsome and extraordinary little second brother.

The fifth brother pushed open the door and went out, only to feel that since he came to Datang, he had never been so clean, every pore was clear and transparent, and it was unusually refreshing. The turbid, black water in the huge bathtub in the room, and the old ash floating on the surface of the black water, were gorgeous and dazzling under the sunlight outside the window.

"Huh? Liang Hui, why do you look at me like this? I can tell you, my surname is normal, I am thick and straight, I am known as a small electric motor, a pear flower presses a beauty, three times a night and nine hours! Don't be obsessed with brother, sister-in-law will beat you! Wei Wu looked at Liang Hui who was staring at him in surprise, hurriedly waved his hand, took two steps back, and said with a shy face.

"Ahem, Fifth Brother, I suddenly found that since you came, the title of the first beautiful man in our Yellow Crane Tower has been given to you" Liang Hui coughed lightly twice and gave Wei Wu a thumbs up.

"Hmph, that's, don't say that this is the first beautiful man in the Yellow Crane Tower, it is the first beautiful man in the Tang Dynasty, isn't it still an ant to the moon in front of the fifth brother and me, and a stubborn stone to Mount Tai!" Wei Wu pursed the corners of his mouth, glanced at Liang Hui with disdain, raised his head and snorted.

"Yes, yes, the fifth brother is the most beautiful man in the world" Liang Hui was stunned by the fifth brother's shameless words for a while, he wiped the cold sweat on his face, and said curtly: "Just now Zhang Kun came over and said that your residence has been sorted out." Fifth brother, are you going to take a look? ”

"Okay, I'll go check it out." Wei Wu replied casually, but pursed the corners of his lips, grandma, Zhang Kun, Li Qiang, it seems that I still haven't beaten you, such a dirty material room, it's only been an hour, and it's been sorted out for me?

The two came to the backyard, Wei Wu pushed open the door of the house, but saw that the house was completely renovated by Zhang Kun and Li Qiang, where there were originally a large pile of wooden strips, there was a table of eight immortals at the moment, a chair on each side, a small bed in the house was neatly laid out, and the whole cottage was not luxurious enough, but it also looked clean and neat.

"Well, that's good, this Zhang Kun and Li Qiang have been cleaned up in such a short time?" Wei Wu nodded with satisfaction and slapped his butt on the bed.

"Deputy Steward Zhao has specially taken care of more than 20 brothers to help you clean up, fifth brother, your current status in our second brother and maid is high, clean up the house for you, who dares not to do your best?" Liang Hui smiled and complimented.

Hehe, this Deputy Steward Zhao is not bad, much stronger than the shopkeeper Yu and the steward Wang! He also has vision. Wei Wu thought for a moment.

"Fifth brother, I'll go first, and I'm going to the front to be on duty! Otherwise, the shopkeeper should be scolded. Liang Hui chatted with Wei Wu and said a few words, and then went out.

"Hehe, my Fifth Brother Wei finally has his own mansion!" Wei Wu grinned, lay down on the bed and muttered to himself.

Could it be? Is this old man afraid of the fifth brother? Don't dare let me go to work? Hehe, this relationship is good, I'm just idle all day long, flirting with little girls, hooking up with Xiao Xin'er, and taking the moon money, I'm really happy like a fairy! When Wei Wu thought of this, a sense of happiness arose.

"Fifth brother, fifth brother!" Liang Hui's shouts came from far and near.

Before Wei Wu could respond, he heard a "poof", the wooden door was pushed open, and Liang Hui shouted pantingly: "Fifth brother, Shopkeeper Yu heard that you finished bathing, let me take you over immediately, saying that there is an emergency!" ”

"Huh? Okay" Wei Wu got up lazily, but scolded in his heart: Old man Yu, you who have suffered a thousand cuts, Lao Tzu has just been released from prison, so you are looking for me, don't think about it, I also know that the urgent matter you said is that I will go to work!

In his previous life, as the shopkeeper of a certain travel agency, Fifth Brother Wei naturally understood the truth of making full use of resources, and consciously got up and went out with Liang Hui.

"Liang Hui, can you slow down?" Wei Wu stopped Liang Hui, who was running in front.

"Ah, but Shopkeeper Yu said that there was an emergency!" Liang Hui stopped, bent down to support his knees with his hands, and gasped in response.

"Is he looking for you in a hurry, or is he looking for me in a hurry?" Wei Wu's face was full of yin and yang, and he asked unhurriedly.

"It must be looking for you, Fifth Brother, otherwise why would I run so fast?" Liang Hui slowed down, stood up, and answered with a sweaty face.

"Isn't that it? Find me, why are you running so fast? Wei Wu frowned and taught Liang Hui.

Liang Hui followed Wei Wu "anxiously" to the main building, Wei Wu squatted down for a while to look at the blooming peonies, and then found a little maid to tease a few words, as if the tourists who came to play and frolicked, and directly grabbed Liang Hui, who was following behind, anxiously scratched his ears and cheeks.

After walking for half an hour, Wei Wu saw Yu Daru standing in front of the building with a gloomy face, staring at himself, running over in three steps and two steps, and shouting "out of breath": "Oh, shopkeeper Yu, I have been locked up for two days and my body is quite unwell, and I have to squat down to rest and rest after running a few steps."

Yu Daru saw that the little guy in front of him had a ruddy face and a long breath, where he looked like an unwell person, but he didn't bother to debunk it and talk to him, and snorted coldly: "Today, this is the first time you are on duty, and you should have found a master to teach you, but your job is grinding, chores, and various errand services for guests." I see that you are also very clever and can speak well, and you have also done this business with my brother, so you are exempt from training, you can go directly to Chuguanlou to serve the distinguished guests! ”

Hmph, I really let Lao Tzu go to work, but this position is actually a VIP account manager of a five-star hotel? Wei Wu pursed the corners of his lips, what kind of guest Fifth Brother I haven't seen? Especially women, there is no one who is not good at "serving" my fifth brother, hum, as long as you don't meet the aunt who thinks of the aunt, Wei Wu couldn't help but shudder again.

"Ah, Shopkeeper Yu, won't you? I don't know anything! Wei Wu hung his head and stared at the boss with two eyes, making a pitiful and "loving" appearance, and looked at Yu Daru.

"Hmph, don't come with me! Remember, this distinguished guest's surname is strange, and if you anger him, I guess your life will also hum! Yu Daru sneered and opened his mouth to threaten.

"Alas, well, since I respect, respect, love, and admire Yu Da Shopkeeper so much, let me go, even if I go to die, I, Wei Wu, will never say a word!" Wei Wu shook his head, with a resolute face, but he thought in his heart, Fifth Brother, I will never say a single word "no", I will definitely say ten thousand words "no".

Yu Daru nodded with satisfaction, brushed his beard, explained some service matters to Wei Wu, and took Liang Hui back to the main building.

Wei Wu folded a wicker tree on the road, shook it in his hand, and walked towards Chuguan Tower leisurely.

"I don't know if this distinguished guest of Chuguanlou is a royal sister? Or is it a Lori? Or a young woman? Is it as fairy as my Qing'er, or is it as beautiful as my Xin'er? But I heard Old Man Yu say that this noble guest's surname is strange, and his relationship is in menopause, so he is a? Alas, I don't have a cold for" Wei Wu shook his head and muttered to himself.

"Yo, isn't this the second brother?" A cold laugh came from behind him.

Some things in life are like sneezing, although you have a premonition, but you are always caught off guard.

Wei Wu glanced back at Yan Wenhou and his party, but saw that Zhu Bajie was also standing behind the group of people arrogantly, squeezing the corners of his eyes at himself, Wei Wu was slightly stunned, and then turned around and walked towards Chu Guanlou.

Fifth brother, I just got out of prison, and I don't want to cause trouble today, don't come here to provoke me with this damn thick skin! Wei Wu teased in his heart.

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