"Yes, how not! Your husband and I can do anything! You have blood in the palm of your hand, and you need to release the blood and bandage it. You wait! Wei Wu took out the fire fold from his arms, found a thin wooden strip, lit the thin wooden strip, and then took out the short sword, and wiped it back and forth with his sleeve twice until there was no trace of dust. Then he picked up a few pieces of wood and started a fire.

Wei Wu said secretly in his heart: How can I say that Fifth Brother I am also a person who has led dozens of tour groups, what situation has not been dealt with?

Li Muxin let the bad guy in front of her pull her soft hair, but she ignored this person's dirty words, her pretty face flushed, and she asked strangely: "Aren't you trying to help me release the bruises?" What does Ignition do? ”

"Hehe, call my husband, and I'll tell you!" Wei Wu saw that the fire was gradually getting stronger, so he took a piece of charcoal and folded it into small pieces and threw it in, seeing that the charcoal was about to burn, he tested the temperature with his hand, nodded with satisfaction, and wrapped the charcoal twice with the corner of his clothes.

Li Muxin was embarrassed in her heart, this filthy little guy really couldn't say anything good, her jade neck drooped, she only felt that the root of her ears was burning, she stomped her little feet hatefully, stared at the strange movements of the person in front of her, but didn't dare to pay attention to him anymore.

Wei Wu picked up the short sword again and roasted it on the flames.

"Eh, this sword is so exquisite! Kindness? What do you bake swords for? Li Muxin couldn't help but wonder in her heart, so she had to ask with a blushing face.

"Hehe, this time, if you call me Hasbender, I'll tell you!" Wei Wuxiao grinned.

"Huh? Haasbend? What a strange word! Li Muxin was puzzled, although she knew that what this bad guy made him call must not be a good thing, but he couldn't understand it, so he called: "Hasbend, what are you doing with a sword?" ”

"Haha, this is so good, I like to hear it, you call it twice!" Wei Wu was as excited as chicken blood, and his old face turned purple in the firelight.

"Isn't that what you call Haasbend? Since you like to hear it, I'll keep calling you from now on! Tell me why you want to bake the sword, and what do you do with the charcoal? Li Muxin's pretty little face was full of confusion.

"Well, since Xin'er wants to know so much, I'll tell you!" Wei Wu shook the short sword in his hand, and continued with a thief smile on his face: "What about this roasted sword, it is the effect of anti-poison, uh, it is not the poison you think, it is a tiny bacterium, which cannot be seen by the naked eye!" This hot charcoal is used in the fifth brother and I have a unique knowledge, called Wei Wushi hot compress**! It has the effect of dilating blood vessels, improving local blood circulation, and promoting local metabolism. ”

"Huh? Blood vessels? Bacteria? Metabolism? Li Muxin was even more puzzled, and completely ignored what Wei Wu boasted about Wei Wu-style hot compress**, and said with wide eyes and doubts.

Wei Wu swallowed his saliva and explained the structure of the human body for a long time, and Xiao Nizi finally understood that people have a lot of blood vessels, as well as hearts, bacteria, and so on

Wei Wu looked at Li Muxin's delicate little face, white as jade skin, and tall and beautiful figure, and scratched his heart secretly, in a few days, Fifth Brother, I will personally teach you the physiology class of the two surnames!

Wei Wu picked up the hot short sword, gently held Li Muxin's soft sword and said, "Xin'er, it hurts a little, you bear with it." ”

Li Muxin nodded trustingly and did not say much.

The tip of the sword gently and firmly pierced into the palm of his hand, opening a small opening, and Wei Wu immediately leaned over and sucked it.

"Hey, Hasbend, you, what are you doing!" Li Muxin only felt that her palms were numb and itchy, and her whole body was crispy and soft for a while, and she gasped.

"Suck the blood!" Wei Wu raised his head and spit out a mouthful of pus and blood, only to feel that the weak and boneless little hand, with a faint girlish fragrance, was heart-wrenching, even if there was no blood Wei Wu stuck to the old face again, but this time he stretched out his tongue and licked it on the fingertips of his little hand with the tip of his tongue.

"Bah, Hasbend, you rascal!" Li Muxin's whole body was weak, and she only felt that her body was about to be licked and flown up by him, and she finally struggled for a while, and her apricot eyes glared.

"Ah, this time it's completely gone! No more bruising! The scoundrel, who was immersed in the sweetness, immediately raised his head and explained shamelessly.

"Well, now that there is no bruising, I'll bandage you." Seeing that there was no blood flowing out of the small wound, Wei Wu tore another piece of clothing and said with an old face.

Wrapping his little hand tightly twice, Wei Wu picked up the wrapped charcoal, felt it, the temperature was just right, handed it to Li Muxin, coughed lightly twice, and said with a straight face: "Well, Xin'er, you can put this in the palm of your hand for a while." Make sure that your palms will be intact and there will be no flaws! ”

"Hmph, what if it's a scar? I could have absorbed this blood little by little with my internal strength! Li Muxin pursed her lips, extremely cute.

"If there is a scar left, then Hasbend and I will treat you for free for life, and I will be with you for twelve hours a day to help you treat, whether it is bathing or sleeping," Wei Wu replied with a hippie smile.

"Bah, you, you, you are not serious!" Li Muxin's pretty face was so beautiful in the light of the fire, she only felt that the hot charcoal in her palm was as hateful and indecent as the bad guy in front of her, and she couldn't help but hold back a glance at Wei Wu, who was busy extinguishing the fire.

"Wow, why are you looking at you Hasbender me like that?" Wei Wu turned his head abruptly, his old face was shy, and then he said in a shy voice: "Although I am very disgusted by the behavior of my surname before marriage, but since Xin'er is you." Then I will be disgusted with others, and I will not be disgusted with myself. ”

"Phew!" Li Muxin gradually got used to this person's dirty words all day long, and felt that it was angry and funny. glaring at him viciously, the jade hand slapped the long sword on his waist, and the threat was obvious.

Wei Wulao's face was blushing, and he lowered his eyebrows and muttered in a pleasing voice: "Mu Xin Daxia, are you trying to kill me?" Still want to sleep with me! ”

Li Muxin was really speechless by the person in front of her, her eyes widened and glanced at Hasbender, the red glow on her face receded slightly, and asked in a low voice: "You, the book just now fell?" What kind of book is it? She raised the "Yi Mai Jing" in her hand.

"Huh?! That's my Spring Palace Treasure, oh no, my martial arts cheats! Wei Wu grinned and was about to snatch the book.

"Hmph, I'd like to see what the cheats are!" Li Muxin opened this strange booklet, and then her pretty face turned red to the root of her ears, she has been exposed to various martial arts cheats since she was a child, and her eyes are naturally not wrong, this is clearly a very clever double cultivation method. She blushed, closed the booklet and asked shyly, "How did you get this booklet?" ”

Wei Wu naturally wouldn't hide this kind of thing, and told the story of getting this Spring Palace cheats one by one, but after speaking, he saw Li Muxin frowning and thinking about something, and hurriedly explained: "What I said is true!" People say that there is Wei Wu in integrity, and the fifth brother is seen in integrity! Definitely not something I bought on purpose! ”

Li Muxin was amused by this person's appearance, and sneered, like an open fragrant lily, captivating the country and the city, Duan Li was crowned, and nodded slightly: "I know that you didn't buy it, I'm afraid this secret book is the only one in the world!" But it's also appropriate to give you this nasty little bit! ”

"What? What kind of cheats is this? Wei Wuyi heard that this Spring Palace Treasure Book was indeed a martial arts secret book, and he couldn't help but laugh.

"This is a book of double cultivation secrets, and you have to practice it together with both husband and wife!" Li Muxin explained with a blushing face.

"Ah, that Xin'er, you can practice with me!" Wei Wu's heart immediately rippled, no wonder every time he finished studying the Spring Palace Treasure Book, one of his spears was murderous, it turned out that it wasn't the fifth brother that my control power had decreased, it was that this was originally a double cultivation kung fu, haha!

"Phew, who wants to accompany you to practice, you have to practice, go find those maids and maidservants by yourself!" Li Muxin secretly thought about how this person was so shameless, he wanted to kill him several times, but he couldn't do it, and he made himself cry and laugh, and he couldn't help but snort with hatred in his heart.

"Alas, well! I don't think this place is appropriate. Then I'll keep it! Next time, let's practice together! Wei Wu grinned and said.

"Phew, who's going to leave with you next time!" Li Muxin stood up without the slightest hesitation.

"Huh? Xin'er, why are you leaving? I'll be out tomorrow, where am I going to find you? Wei Wu hurriedly stood up and rushed over.

"I'll look for you!" Li Muxin smiled slightly, turned around and walked out, locking the door again.

"Hey, Xin'er, a daughter's family, don't go high, fight and kill, that's all our man's business! Someone bullies you in the future, you Haasbender and I will help you get angry! Wei Wu poked his head out of the window and shouted at the back that was fading away.

Seeing that the figure disappeared, Wei Wu shook his head, only to feel that there was chaos in his mind, it was Xin'er and Qing'er, it was really a mess, and suddenly Wei Wuyi patted his head, like a wild laugh of enlightenment, and grinned: "Haha, Lao Tzu is in the Tang Dynasty, you can marry a few if you want to!" What Qing'er, Xin'er, all marry home!"

After figuring out the most important part of his life, Wei Wu fell asleep with a smile.

The next day, when the sky was bright, the two juniors pushed open the door of the backyard and dragged a sack in, it was Zhang Kun and Li Qiang who had "beaten" Wei Wu.

Li Qiang pouted and said, "This Wei Wu won't just die, right?" Why is Shopkeeper Yu so sure? ”

Zhang Kun responded: "If you die, you will die, but it's a pity, what this person said is quite touching." Then he thought of a certain part of himself that he was still unable to stand, and his voice changed suddenly, and he said in a calm tone: "Hmph, it's better to die!" ”

The two of them walked to the door of the hut and called softly: "Wei Wu, Wei Wu!" ”

Seeing that no one answered, he opened the door.

Suddenly, a man with a dark face and tattered clothes burst out and shouted faintly, "Who is disturbing the rest of the deity!" Wait for the king to drink his blood, eat his flesh, and gnaw off his bones! After shouting, he threw himself at the two.

"Ahh Hell, hell! The two of them trembled in fright, turned around and ran.

Seeing that the two of them were running fast, Wei Wu wiped a handful of charcoal ash on his face, grinned, and showed two lines of big white teeth and said, "Hmph, let you curse me to death!" Fifth brother, I'll scare you two to death first! ”

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