"Okay," I sighed, "next time I'll try to transform into a computer and let you press whatever you want." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info" The dead fat man looked like he was right: "It's pretty much the same." He looked around at the surrounding buildings and said, "Lao Hua, I think this place in Shaolin Temple is quite good, as long as you tidy up a little, you can build a new base in this place, which can accommodate nearby survivors." ”

The little monk Miaohui also nodded: "What this fat benefactor said is very good, Shaolin Temple has all the living facilities, close the mountain gate, and there is no problem with thousands of people living inside." My Buddha is compassionate and universal to all sentient beings, and I will not blame my disciples for being good at making claims. "Shaolin Temple is an important temple of Mahayana Buddhism, and it attaches great importance to the concept of universal sentient beings.

I listened noncommittally: "What are you kidding?" Build a human base here too? What do you think this is? Is this Shaolin Temple good? We came in a group of female dependents, flowers, breast covers, and sanitary napkins were everywhere, and when the Buddha saw it, he didn't jump down from the altar and beat you personally. ”

The dead fat man listened and was not convinced: "Lao Hua, this is your mistake, if you are a person, you will be divided into two sexes, and if there is a man, you must naturally have a woman." If you have a woman, you naturally have to have flower clothes and sanitary napkins, and these things are not big rebellious things, how did they provoke the Buddha? Let's not say that the Buddha has been dead for thousands of years, even if he is still alive, he can't just say that the woman is not right? Also, don't forget, in our China, although the Buddha is famous, but compared with Guanyin Bodhisattva, I'm afraid it's a little worse, right? I'm on the south side...... At that time, each of my brothers around me carried a Guanyin pendant, and I had never seen anyone wear the Buddha around their necks. ”

When I was in China, Ou Xiang and Sun Hongxu and others had already run back, each holding a few mirrors in their hands, I waved my hand, and I didn't need to command, so I said: "Don't leave a dead end, kill all the bald dumplings in the house as soon as possible." Ou Xiang and the others agreed, adjusted the position of the reflector, and refracted the sunlight into the main hall of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, and in an instant, there was a sound like a ghost crying wolf in the hall.

The little monk sat down cross-legged, and there were words in the innermost, which seemed to be the undead of the over-the-top zongzi. I then instructed the fat man: "What you said is people's habits, accessories, pay attention to men wearing Guanyin and women wearing Buddha, the brothers around you are all men, of course no one wears the statue of the Buddha anymore." ”

The dead fat man let out an "oh", revealing a look like he had just woken up from a dream, and his mouth was still tough: "Hehe, I'm discussing with you about rebuilding the Terran base to take in the survivors, why are you telling me about the necklace pendant?" It's weird and ......."

I looked at the fat face of the dead fat man, and I had to smile bitterly: "Okay, okay, I was wrong." He turned around and pushed two Miaohui little monks: "Hey, hey, man, don't worry about those dead people for now, let's study the living first...... Let me ask you, in the Shaolin Temple, can you take in female dependents? ”

The little monk paused for a moment and said: "Now is an extraordinary time, all the rules can be simplified, men and women are the same life, of course Shaolin Temple can take it in." The dead fat man immediately beat the snake and chased the stick: "Little monk, you have to be responsible for what you say, you are now the only heir of Shaolin Temple, we will treat you as the eldest brother of Shaolin Temple......" The little monk quickly waved his hand and said with a smile: "Where is the eldest brother in Shaolin Temple?" You should call me the abbot...... Amitabha, sins and sins, what virtue and ability do I have, how can I peep into the position of the abbot. ”

I slapped his little bald head and shouted, "What are you talking about?" Who should you be? Do you want me to be the abbot of Shaolin Temple...... Ahh "It's not fun to take a cold shower in winter, it's itchy in your nose and you just want to sneeze.

The little monk slapped me, stopped talking, silently took out a box of medicine from his pocket, and said, "You can eat some, it has a preventive effect on colds." "I took it and looked at it, and I was happy, Shaolin Temple brand bellflower throat lozenge. I flipped through the past and looked at it twice: "Your Shaolin Temple has been changed into a pharmaceutical factory?" Do you sell Dianabol or not? The little monk listened and sneered: "This matter of commercialization of Shaolin Temple is taken care of by the abbot master, and we lower-level monks have no chance to ask about it......

Wu Shuyuan came over and reported: "Lao Hua, Team Yang, we have killed all the bald dumplings in the Scripture Pavilion. When the dead fat man and I heard this, we quickly pulled the little monk to stand up, and walked into the main hall together, and saw a huge reclining Buddha statue with a length of seven or eight meters. On both sides stood a large row of iron boxes, black and solemn.

The little monk Miaohui pointed to the big iron box and said, "The things you are looking for are there." I nodded and said, "Then please find it for us, lest we mess around." The little monk nodded, looked at the iron cabinet one by one, opened an iron box casually, took out a thin book from it, handed it to me, and said, "What you are looking for is this book." ”

I picked it up and looked at it, the book cover was written "Eight Chapters of the Book of Chinese Translation" six boys, the book is very beautifully printed, open it to see, it is still the substrate of coated paper. I was covered in black lines, and I thought we were looking for a thick parchment, but I didn't know that there was only such a thin ultra-modern book.

The dead fat man became happy: "Old flowers, since they have all been found, let's hurry home and celebrate the New Year tomorrow." I put the book away and said, "What nonsense are you talking about?" It's only the twenty-ninth day of the lunar month tomorrow, why is it the New Year? The dead fat man rarely gave me a master, and suddenly his spirit came to life: "Haha, you don't know this?" There is no Chinese New Year's Eve this year, and the 29th of the lunar month is the last day of the year. [Thank you Brother Cao Yijing for the reminder]

Yes...... I slapped my bald head and smiled wryly: "Time flies quickly, why is his grandmother's one day less?" "Actually, this kind of Chinese New Year's Eve is still very common, and I am not a lover of classical literature, so I don't know."

The Daxiong Treasure Hall and the Tianwang Hall have successively heard the howls of the zongzi, and the brothers have begun to clean up the zongzi house by house, and some people are responsible for using reflectors to refract the sunlight to kill the zongzi, and the rest of the people put on gloves to carry the zombie corpses outside, and hundreds of people are busy.

I patted the little monk on the shoulder, pulled him to sit down, and I sandwiched him between the dead fat man and me, and said, "Alright, man, now let's talk about the monster you're holding behind." You have also seen that so many zongzi zombies have been killed outside, and there is only one bane left in the Shaolin Temple, but sooner or later something will happen, it is better to take advantage of the fact that there are enough people now and get rid of that guy directly. ”

The little monk was so frightened that he was about to stand up, but he was too young, only thirteen or fourteen years old, and he looked like a half-grown child, yes, how strong could he be? After a long time, I had to admit that I couldn't do it with the dead fat man, so I said with a bitter face: "You really take me as the abbot of Shaolin Temple?" You can spare me, don't talk about me, a fake and shoddy abbot, even when the real abbot is there, he doesn't dare to fight the idea of the monster. Seeing that the two outside didn't believe it, he quickly added: "You also know, Shaolin Temple has always been valued by the governments of all dynasties and generations, and the abbot of Shaolin Temple has the opportunity to meet those high-ranking officials in the temple, if possible, why didn't the old abbot ask the state to send someone to kill the monster, but to reluctantly continue to raise it?" ”

I glanced at each other with the dead fat man, thinking that the little monk had said something to the point this time, and it seemed that that monster did have some origins. The dead fat man didn't know the bottom of his heart, so he discussed with me: "Lao Hua, or let this matter go first, Shaolin Temple has raised that guy for thousands of years, let's not seek merit but no fault, just raise it." ”

I thought about it, but I was still a little uneasy, so I asked: "Little monk, this matter can't be careless, this place has really become a base for human survivors, and thousands of people will soon live in, and the guy in the temple won't run out to harm others, right?" ”

The little monk listened, but he didn't dare to pack the ticket, so he couldn't speak, so I continued: "That's it, you take me to see that guy, let's confirm that he can't come out first, and it's easy to do." "I thought that as long as I made sure that guy couldn't get out, I just had to cut off his diet, hum, it wouldn't take ten days or eight days, and he would starve to death.

The little monk didn't know the evil thoughts in my heart, but he felt that my words were also very reasonable, so he said: "Okay, I'll take you to see, but let's talk about it, don't use your brain, it's best not to move the monster, lest he get impatient and rush out by himself." ”

I nodded in agreement, beckoned Lu Hu and Sun Hongxu to come over to escort the car, and the three of them followed the little monk to the apse of Shaolin Temple, and came to a remote courtyard. The gatehouse of this courtyard was written with the three big characters "Bronze Man Alley", Sun Hongxu saw it, nodded, and said to me: "It should be right, Bronze Man Lane is said to be a place full of institutions in Shaolin Temple. ”

The little monk took off a large key from his neck, turned it out, snapped it, opened the copper lock that locked the door, pushed open the door and walked in, and said to us, "This is it." "A few of us looked up, and saw that the courtyard was empty, except for a stone staircase extending down from the ground, and it seemed that there was a place similar to a dungeon below.

The four of us went down the stone steps, and when we were halfway there, the dead fat man had already gathered his men and horses to pounce on us, and they stood outside and shouted at us: "Don't be reckless, see if it's wrong, run out." "My head is full of black lines, and my heart says that we are going to see the dungeon where the prisoners are held, what danger can there be?

The stone steps are very deep, and after going down more than fifty steps in one breath, the stone steps turn to the east, and the place is already very dark, and if you look ahead, you can't see anything anymore. The little monk stopped and said, "Master Yannian said that it would be dangerous to go any further, every time he took me to send something to eat to the monsters inside, he stopped here, and after throwing the food in, he hurriedly took me back." He pointed to a dark red stone under his feet and said: "See this, this line is called the mountain gate line, as long as you step out of this line, it is equivalent to being expelled from the mountain gate by the Shaolin Temple, and you are no longer a disciple of the Shaolin Temple." ”

I paused for a moment: "What did you say?" What do you mean to say, those Shaolin Temple outcasts ,......" The little monk nodded and said: "Yes, all the warrior monks who have violated the temple rules, and the disciples who have been expelled from the division by the elder Bodhidharma, must walk in from here, and this is the famous Shaolin Bronze Man Alley." It is said that it is full of bronze people, no matter how high the martial arts are, as long as they enter, no one can retreat, even if he can escape the heavy mechanisms of the bronze man alley, he will be seriously injured, and he can no longer rely on martial arts to do evil. ”

I sighed, thinking that although the rules of the Shaolin Temple are a bit cruel, but it is also reasonable, after all, most of the monks in the temple practice martial arts, and they are all skilled, among them, if there are villains, exile down the mountain will definitely endanger the world, let him walk in the bronze alley, death is certainly deserved, lucky escape, also lost martial arts, can no longer harm people.

I tilted my head at Sun Hongxu, Sun Hongxu understood, twisted a cold firework, and threw it forward, the cold firework jumped on the ground a few times, and finally stopped, emitting a turquoise fluorescence, shining around a large area of light, at that moment, the four of us were stunned.

If only we saw some great monster, but what was unbelievable was that a huge stone cave appeared in front of us. The cave was about thirty meters wide and fifty meters long, and it was empty inside, with nothing but a huge stone turtle statue near the doorway.

I hesitated and pointed to the open space inside and asked the little monk, "Where are the monsters you are talking about?" Why didn't I see anything? The little monk was also shocked, and looked around nervously, and the voice of the dead fat man came from behind him: "I think that monster must have escaped by itself, haven't you noticed that there is no door in this stone room?" This guy couldn't help but be curious, and secretly followed.

The little monk turned on the flashlight, slowly walked into the stone room, pointed to the stone slab under his feet and said, "That's right, I remember very clearly, every time the master stood at the door and threw food, the food should basically fall on the place where I stood...... You see, there's no food here. ”

A few of us also followed, and stood where the little monk was standing and looked around, except for the big stone turtle crawling at the door, there was indeed nothing. Sun Hongxu asked hesitantly: "Could it be that there are no monsters at all?" All the food you sent was eaten by those Shaolin Temple outcasts? I didn't understand, so I was stunned and asked, "......What do you mean?"

Sun Hongxu cleared his throat: "What I mean is that although the Shaolin Temple outcasts will be sent to this place and told that there is an exit ahead, as long as they can get out alive, it will have nothing to do with the Shaolin Temple from now on." But those Shaolin Temple outcasts are not necessarily fools, they must have heard about the power of Shaolin Temple Bronze Man Alley, so there are smart guys who keep an eye on it, after they enter this cave, they neither advance nor retreat, they stay in this place, anyway, Master Yannian will come to deliver food regularly, and he will not starve to death. ”

When the little monk heard this, he believed it and shouted loudly, "Is anyone there?" Which brother and uncle broke the precepts here? Come out and don't hide anymore. I whispered to Lu Hu: "The outcasts of Shaolin Temple are all bastards, if someone shows up, they will kill me." Lu Hu nodded, indicating that he knew.

He didn't want me to say something, but the little monk heard it, he glared at me and asked, "You want to kill someone?" I snorted and said, "Why am I going to kill?" Obviously, it was your uncle and ancestor who sent those outcasts here...... But of all those who are sent here, which one is not the most wicked? Why can't you kill it? ”

The little monk stared at me for a long time, and finally admitted: "You are right, good people will not be sent here......" Before the words fell, our ears suddenly came to the sound of "Kaka Ka ......" like popping beans, I, the dead fat man, Sun Hongxu, Lu Hu and the little monk five people looked at each other, no one knew what was going on, and they knew how to do it, the big stone turtle that was originally crawling at the door suddenly shook off the dust on his body, and slowly stood up, staring at a pair of blood-red eyes, He looked at us indifferently.

I grass! A few of us were stunned at once, this big stone turtle was placed at the door, and before we could come in, we saw it, but no one thought that this guy was actually a living one! The dead fat man cried and scolded with a sad face: "The thousand-year-old king is eighty-thousand-year-old turtle...... No wonder it doesn't die for thousands of years...... "This guy is so big, at least the size of three or four African elephants, who would have thought that something of this size would be alive?"

The big stone turtle was so big that when I stepped on it, it blocked the entire hole. The five of us were trapped in the stone chamber, unable to advance or retreat, and at that moment we finally understood why this huge dungeon had no door, the big guy who was supposed to be imprisoned in the stone chamber was too big, and the only exit was so narrow that the giant tortoise couldn't even stick its head out, let alone his huge body.

Lu Hu took out his pistol, and fired seven or eight shots "crackling", hitting the tortoise shell with sparks scurrying, but it couldn't hurt it at all. Sun Hongxu had also grabbed the pistol, but after seeing Lu Hu shoot, he threw away the pistol with shaking his hand and lowered his head to rummage through his backpack.

I was also frightened, and shouted at the top of my voice: "Come on, help......" The dead fat man comforted us all: "Don't be afraid, this big turtle has shortcomings, you follow me in a while, and it will be fine if you climb on the back of the turtle together." Shocked and hungry, I scolded, "What are you kidding? "I've seen chefs slaughter soft-shelled turtles before, usually turning the soft-shelled turtle over first, with its feet facing the sky, and the soft-shelled turtle will stretch its neck against the ground, and then turn its body over. Let's not care how the chefs cut off the neck of the soft-shelled turtle, the key is the length of the neck of the soft-shelled turtle, which is probably unimaginable to all those who have never seen it. (To be continued.) )