Episode 187 Iron Lock Hengjiang
The five of us were blocked in the stone room by the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, and the situation became dangerous, and the dead fat man was still thinking about climbing on the back of the turtle for refuge, and after I explained it, he also lost his mind, and shouted: "Where is the exit of Bronze Man Alley......" staggered and slapped on the stone walls around him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The rest of us are also panicking, and follow the dead fat man to find the exit of Bronze Man Alley, although we know the same danger in the Bronze Man Alley of Shaolin Temple, but things are forced to this point, what else can we do? You can't give the Xuanwu Demon Turtle a snack, right?
The surrounding walls were slapped by us, but there was no empty echo came, every stone wall is solid, the five of us slapped a circle on the stone wall, and finally will be together, everyone looked at each other, a little overwhelmed, the dead fat man complained: "Grass, do you have a bronze man alley in Shaolin Temple?" ”
The little monk insisted: "There must be one...... Ah, there! We all followed his fingers and saw that there was a small black hole six or seven meters above our heads. Sun Hongxu shone it with a flashlight, and saw that the lintel of the small hole was written with the words Seal Book Bronze Man Lane.
The dead fat man pointed to the small hole, foaming at the mouth: "Who built this ******?" Isn't this a trap? There is an exit from such a high place, but how can you climb up? I quickly picked up my walkie-talkie and shouted, "Ou Xiang, hurry down and throw your flying claws to us." ”
shouted several words in succession, but there was no response on the walkie-talkie, Sun Hongxu smiled bitterly: "Don't bother, this is a dungeon, and the signal can't be penetrated." ”
Seeing the Xuanwu Demon Tortoise crawling towards us step by step, we were all frightened, and the dead fat man leaned against the stone wall and said, "Everyone stacks Arhats, builds human ladders, and a few escapes count as few." "In such a situation, it must be who is at the bottom and who will definitely not be able to escape, and the dead fat man is willing to be at the bottom below, and it seems that he is ready to sacrifice.
Lu Hu shook his head and said, "It's useless, the entrance of that cave is more than seven meters from the ground, and four people can't reach it by a human ladder, and five people can only escape one." It's better for everyone to run away in all directions, risk breaking through from the side of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, at least a few can run out. ”
So the five of us immediately divided into two groups, the dead fat man led the little monk to the left corner, and Lu Hu and Sun Hongxu ran to the right corner. The dead fat man turned around and shouted at me, "Old flower, are you stupid? What are you doing standing there? I listened, but didn't answer, still standing in the middle, staring at the Xuanwu Demon Turtle that was about to crawl in front of me.
I don't have the ambition to fight this behemoth, this guy's head is almost up to the front of the truck. I stood on the ground and yelled, trying my best to get its attention, and then I had only one thing in mind: since someone must be sacrificed, it is better to sacrifice me, as long as the dead fat man can run out alive, it is worth my death.
This giant turtle is really ugly, and the cold smoke on the ground is still emitting a strong cold light, and I can clearly see every move of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle. The dead fat man quickly sensed my intentions, and this guy was not ambiguous, he stood in front of the little monk and shouted loudly: "Old Wangba, come and eat me, your fat grandfather has a lot of meat......
As soon as the dead fat man shouted like this, Sun Hongxu also shouted in the corner on the right: "Come here, come and bite me......" Afraid that the Xuanwu Demon Turtle would not pass, he also took out two cold fireworks from his pocket, twisted them and grabbed them in his hand, and kept shaking them up and down, left and right, attracting the attention of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle.
The situation was very urgent, and no one wanted to sacrifice themselves to protect their comrades, so I couldn't help but scold: "What are you doing with it? The dead fat man was not convinced, this was urgent, and he didn't forget to retort: "Nonsense, as long as you can be Dong Cunrui, we are not allowed to learn Huang Jiguang?" ”
As soon as I heard it, I was anxious, there were three groups of us, only I was a single jumper, and the other two groups of people were two lives, so of course it was more cost-effective to sacrifice myself in this case...... I didn't have the leisure to talk nonsense anymore, seeing that the Xuanwu Demon Turtle was attracted by the fat of the dead fat man and wanted to turn his head, I quickly took out my pistol and fired a shot at the head of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, my marksmanship was not good, and I didn't plan to hit it this time, who knew that the shot was very accurate, and a shot actually shot into the nostrils of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, and the guy immediately began to bleed.
The Xuanwu Demon Tortoise was finally enraged by me, and it immediately focused its attention on me, crawling in front of me in three steps and two steps. I turned my head to look at the dead fat man, and listened to him scolding angrily over there: "******, I'll grass your uncle!" ”
I smiled miserably and said, "Goodbye dead fat man, go back and bring a message to Brother Jiu, just say that I am very happy to know her......" The Xuanwu Demon Turtle is too unparticular, and before my last words are finished, its brother stretched his neck and picked me up in one bite, and then the Xuanwu Demon Turtle opened its mouth and stretched out, and ate me into its mouth at once.
The light in front of me disappeared all of a sudden, and before I could understand what was going on, I swallowed it in my stomach like the first swallow by the Xuanwu Demon Turtle. It was more than two meters down its esophagus before I realized that I had pulled out my paratrooper knife and plunged it into its esophagus to prevent it from continuing to fall.
This knife may not be lightly pierced, and the Xuanwu Demon Turtle has a big mouth in pain, although the process is very short, but it is enough for me to find out the direction, and I began to climb up in a hurry. After the head of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle was closed again, it was pitch black all around, there were polyps on the front and back, I was like a meat maggot, stubbornly crawling upward, although it was only a distance of one or two meters, but I climbed more than a little more, it was too slippery, after climbing more than two meters away desperately, my head was light, and there seemed to be the sound of air flowing in my ears, I had already been stuffed half dead, I couldn't take care of anything, I opened my mouth and breathed, after the air was sucked into my lungs, it was extremely fishy, and I almost vomited.
After settling down, I pulled my other arm out of the throat, turned on the small flashlight I was carrying, and shone it around, and I realized that I was stuck in the throat of the Xuanwu Demon Tortoise. Half of my body was still in its esophagus, and the empty pipe in front of me, the thickness of a bucket, must have been the trachea of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle.
This place was too slippery, I was afraid that I would accidentally be swallowed into my stomach by the Xuanwu Demon Turtle again, so I hurriedly pulled out one of my feet, and rode on the diaphragm between the Basalt Demon Turtle's esophagus and trachea like a horse, with one leg in the esophagus and the other foot in the trachea of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle.
As soon as I sat down, my body shook violently, causing me to tilt my body and almost slip out of the trachea of the Xuanwu Demon Tortoise. Thankfully, I was able to hold on to my paratrooper knife tightly. I stabbed the paratrooper knife into the mandibles of the basalt turtle to immobilize my body.
Soon I knew why the Xuanwu Demon Turtle was moving, a black object slipped from the mouth of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle with teeth and claws, and when I saw it, it was actually a dead fat man, so I quickly reached out and pulled him down, lest that guy fall into the stomach of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle and suffocate to death.
The dead fat man also rode to the diaphragm with my help, he wiped the mucus off his face with his hands, opened his mouth and spit out first, and then gasped and said: "I grass, this old Wang Ba doesn't know how long he hasn't brushed his teeth, it's too tasteful." "I said you ****** don't pick and choose, it's good to be alive, and you will be punished.
The dead fat man shook my hand first and said, "If anyone dares to say that we don't have a lot of lives, I will rush up and knock his mouth crooked." I nodded: "Well, I'll help you then." ”
The dead fat man let go of his hand, took the flashlight in my hand, looked around, and sighed, "This place is too small." I said, "Don't talk nonsense, what do you think this is?" This is the throat and eyes of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, is it good! It's not enough to have such a large space in the cab? ”
The dead fat man nodded, and took a few breaths to stabilize his mind, but he quickly complained: "Old flower, no, I feel more and more aggrieved and panicked." I nodded and said, "That's right, do you see those two little holes on the top of our heads?" That's the nostrils of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, I've been paying attention to it for a long time, and I noticed that this guy's breathing rate is very low, as if he can't breathe for a minute. ”
The dead fat man patted his head: "That's it, it's a turtle, it doesn't need to consume too much physical strength, all the life characteristics are released very slowly, breathing once a minute, just enough to reduce the flow of body heat." I rolled my eyes: "It's a turtle, it's okay, we both need oxygen." ”
When encountering a difficult situation, the dead fat man has always had only one idea, and this time he continued to use without exception: "Old flower, then what do you say?" I lifted one foot, took off one of my shoes, and sneered, "No, we have to find a way to stimulate the respiratory system of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle." ”
The dead fat man didn't understand: "How exciting?" Without saying a word, I threw my shoes into the trachea of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, and sure enough, it didn't take long for the Xuanwu Demon Turtle to cough loudly, and the sound was as loud as a thunderbolt, which shook me and the dead fat man's ear drums.
The two of us were dizzy from the coughing sound of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, and hugged each other so that we didn't fall. After a while, the Xuanwu Demon Turtle stopped coughing, and the dead fat man looked at me with straight eyes: "Grandpa Hua, next time you want to do something lacking in virtue, remember to discuss it with the fat man first." ”
I put down my hand covering my ears a little apologetically, and quickly took two breaths of fresh air, and at this moment, the head of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle shook violently but got up. My face changed color, and I lost my voice, "Oh no, someone is coming to be my companion again." Prepare to save people......"
I haven't finished my words yet, the Xuanwu Demon Turtle really has a big mouth again, and it eats a black thing, I shot with the dead fat man, grabbed the black thing, and shone it with a flashlight, I grass his uncle, it was actually a Huo's undead insect more than two meters long!
I was so frightened that I let go of the dead fat man, and even kicked and kicked, but I didn't expect that the big insect was not simple, and I bit one of the dead fat man's legs in one bite, and I didn't let go of anything. I was in a hurry, so I jumped up and slashed hard with my paratrooper knife, cutting the head of the Huo's undead worm open, and then I finally kicked the Huo's undead worm into the stomach of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle. Fortunately, Huo's undead worms have no teeth, otherwise the dead fat man's legs would be reimbursed. However, as soon as I took advantage of the chaos, I was almost a little bit off the mark, and I also made two slender cuts on the fat man's thighs with a paratrooper knife.
I looked at the dead fat man face to face, and the dead fat man couldn't help it, so he opened his mouth and asked, "What's the matter?" Presbyopia, where did the Huo's undead worm emerge? ”
I can't tell if I'm ugly, I'm wondering, the Xuanwu Demon Turtle ate a Huo's undead worm in its stomach, this worm is relatively small, only more than one meter long, I and the dead fat man have taken precautions, this Huo's undead worm just fell, and the dead fat man and I went up and killed it.
The surroundings quieted down, and the dead fat man and I couldn't report the situation outside, so the dead fat man shouted, "Is there anyone?" Who can hear me? The two outside listened calmly, and it took a long time to confirm that there was no answer.
The dead fat man scolded: "Why did you run away? Nor did he say that he would stay and save us. I smiled wryly and said, "What save?" Being eaten in the stomach by such a big turtle, who would have thought that the two of us would still be alive? I touched my bald head and said, "Now I'm worried that they're going to avenge both of us." ”
The dead fat man said without cutting it: "Pull it, this old turtle is invulnerable, what the little monk said may be the truth, the ancestor of Bodhidharma couldn't kill it back then, it must be because this guy's skin is too hard." I said hesitantly, "What if our guys open their heads and lift the heavy mountain cannon down?" When the time comes, if you can penetrate the skin of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, you can kill both of us by the way. ”
The dead fat man was also frightened when he heard this, took out the walkie-talkie from his waist, tuned it to the public channel, and shouted: "Can anyone hear me?" Can anyone hear me? I smiled wryly and said, "Who are you calling to?" Even if the signal from the walkie-talkie can penetrate the tortoise shell of the Xuanwu Demon Tortoise, it can't penetrate the stone wall of the stone chamber. This stone chamber is specially used to hold the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, and the ghost knows how thick the stone wall of the stone chamber is. ”
The dead fat man was not discouraged, and continued to call, saying while calling: "Don't worry, as long as someone runs down the stone steps with a walkie-talkie, they can receive our distress signal." After shouting for a long time, no one answered, so he handed me the walkie-talkie and said, "You have high prestige, and someone will answer as soon as you shout." ”
I took the walkie-talkie listlessly and said weakly, "Is there anyone outside?" I'm Lao Hua......" Before I finished speaking, I heard Jian Tianhan's voice on the walkie-talkie: "Lao Hua, is it you?" You're alive? What about Captain Yang? Do you see him? ”
I grass! Someone really heard it, and the dead fat man snatched the walkie-talkie and shouted, "Is it Jian Tianhan?" I'm Yang Toad, hahaha, I'm fine, find a way to save me and Lao Hua. Jian Tianhan's shout came from the walkie-talkie: "Hahaha, they didn't die, I heard them speak......"
The voice in the walkie-talkie became smaller and smaller, and finally it was gone, and the dead fat man scolded angrily: "What are you talking about!" I don't wait for me to finish...... Hey, hey, is anyone else? I comforted him and said, "Okay, don't worry, Xiaojian must go to find a helper, and everyone will come down after a while." ”
Sure enough, it didn't take long for Qianli Yuqi's voice to come out of the walkie-talkie: "Woo, master, are you okay?" Are you really alive? I took the walkie-talkie and smiled bitterly: "Well, I'm not dead yet, you don't have to mourn, hurry up and find a way to save me and Captain Yang out." ”
As soon as I said this, my precious apprentice cried even more bitterly, and said with a whimper: "How can I save it, master, this Xuanwu Demon Turtle is too difficult to deal with, and we can't beat it with heavy machine guns." Just now, Wu Shuyuan threw in a grenade, but the Xuanwu Demon Turtle was not afraid at all, but lay on the grenade. After the grenade exploded, two Huo's undead insects fell from it, and it was also eaten. ”
The dead fat man and I were both stunned, and Sun Hongxu's voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Old flower, Team Yang, don't worry, try to provoke the Xuanwu Demon Turtle to sneeze, and then escape along the airflow?" I shook my head and said with a wry smile: "I'm afraid this idea won't work, the Xuanwu Demon Turtle's lung capacity is obviously not enough, although the cough is quite loud, the airflow is very small, not enough to send the two of us out." ”
Sun Hongxu was stunned, and immediately said: "Lao Hua, you two must not worry, you must not risk crawling out of the mouth of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle." The turtle has a very dexterous tongue because it moves slowly, and when it finds a living creature in its mouth, it will immediately use its tongue to roll you up and kill you. ”
When the dead fat man and I heard this, our hearts were half cold, and we didn't know what to say. The dead fat man didn't ask me this time, so he shouted at the walkie-talkie: "Then what do you say?" Sun Hongxu was about to cry outside, so he couldn't stop comforting the two of us: "Don't worry, we have already sent a report to the headquarters, everyone thinks of ideas together, they are all big living people, and they can ****** suffocate urine!" "Sun Hongxu is a highly educated technical agent, and he is usually polite, but at this time, he actually scolded foul language, presumably he is also the master of the six gods.
After listening to Sun Hongxu's words, I had a little clue, settled down and thought about it, and said hesitantly: "I have come up with a way to get out of trouble...... It's just a bit too bad ...... idea" The dead fat man wanted to live, so he complained: "If you have a bad idea, you have a bad idea, as long as you can escape, I will admit the bad idea." He looked at me: "I'm used to it anyway, you kid hasn't had any good ideas." ”
I nodded and said, "Now the situation is special, the two of us are stuck in the throat of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, since there is no way to escape from the mouth of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle, it seems that we can only take another way." I gritted my teeth and pointed to the thick esophagus of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle next to me: "The two of us bring oxygen cylinders and drill down the esophagus, and we should be able to escape from the **** of the Xuanwu Demon Turtle." ”
The dead fat man looked at me blankly: "Your idea is really rancid!" (To be continued.) )