After listening to Zhengyu's translation, Hoffman shook his head again and again, and muttered a lot, Zhengyu turned back to me and said: "He said you don't have to lie to him, J-20 is still in the experimental stage, the so-called fourth-generation aircraft technology is still not very qualified, and even the American F22 was grounded indefinitely in the spring of 2011 because of technical problems." And your Chinese J-20, according to the US military intelligence department, has not yet been officially put into production. ”

I said with contempt: "If all the military secrets of the Chinese are known to you, then we are still called Chinese." ”

The eldest Hei Hoffman's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said a few words to Zhengyu in a gesture, and finally he was in a hurry, so he simply said in Chinese: "Lao Hua, I want it!" ”

I quickly looked around and found that no one misunderstood, so I put my mind at ease and said righteously: "It's okay to open it for you, but it depends on your actual performance." After Zhengyu translated my words, Da Lao Hei immediately gave me a military salute and expressed his willingness to obey the organization's assignment.

I encouraged him a few more times before he was sent off to rest, and as I was leaving, I heard him mutter, "Chinese...... I want to learn...... Certain! "After I listened to it, I couldn't help but be moved, I think foreigners speak Chinese very well, why do we have to learn English Chinese...... In the future, a world should be built with Chinese as the lingua franca of the pan-continent.

Just as he was thinking about it, the dead fat man pulled Lu Haibao over and said, "Lao Hua, I think what you said still makes sense, we can test it." I was stunned and asked, "Test what?" What am I talking about? The dead fat man said, "Ivory knife thing, didn't you say that thing can eliminate viruses?" We happen to have a virus infected person here. ”

I looked at the ivory knife in my hand, looked up and looked at Lu Haibao again. Stunned, he said, "How do you test it?" Use this knife to stick it into Lu Haibao's head? ”

When Lu Haibao heard this, his face turned green. Said with a blank face: "Master, master." You see, I just have an extra wing, it's not in the way, if you don't like it, let's find a saw to cut it off...... This...... Stick this knife in my head, and will I still be alive? ”

I also quickly chimed in: "Yes, fat man, don't mess around, is your head a random place to stick a knife?" If you insert this knife, you can directly stab him to death. ”

The dead fat man disagreed. said: "It's all said, it's just a test test, why bother to insert your head, just make a cut on your body, isn't it?" As he spoke, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he pulled out the short-waisted knife of the beautiful snake, and was about to give Lu Haibao a knife, but Lu Haibao was so frightened that his mother screamed. Ducked behind me.

I said angrily, "What are you doing, dead fatty? How can you bully people like this? The dead fat man was not convinced, and said with a righteous face: "Nonsense, I am also from Yang Bailao." When have you ever bullied someone? Don't I hate that iron doesn't make steel? Turning the head of the knife, he handed the handle to Lu Haibao and said, "Look at your sore bear." Well, here you go. Do it yourself. ”

Lu Haibao walked out from behind me slowly and looked at the face of the dead fat man. I looked at the knife in his hand again, and I didn't dare to take it with trepidation, so I said, "You don't have to be afraid, this matter is completely voluntary." ”

Lu Haibao had a bitter face, pushed back the beautiful snake waist knife in the dead fat man's hand, and said, "Master, don't scare me with that knife, I'll do it myself." After saying that, he put his index finger in his mouth, gritted his teeth, and bit a small wound on his finger.

I quickly pointed the tip of the ivory knife into the small wound, and Lu Haibao frowned in pain, but soon he let out a "huh" and said, "What's the matter?" Why doesn't it hurt if it hurts? Looking down, Deng Shi was startled, retracted his hand like lightning, and exclaimed, "Where are my fingers?" ”

His shout shocked everyone, and everyone gathered around to take a look, only to see that there were only four fingers left on the hand that Lu Haibao came out of, and his index finger was actually missing!

Lu Haibao was so anxious that he touched it if he didn't stop, and the dead fat man was concerned about it next to him, and asked eagerly: "Is it really gone?" How can it be? Lu Haibao raised his head in surprise and said, "No, no...... Well, it's just out of sight, it's still there. With that, Lu Haibao took out his pistol and said inexplicably: "Look at ......"

We were all surprised to find that Lu Haibao clenched his fingers tightly, but his pistol was floating five or six centimeters away from his fist out of thin air!

The dead fat man was taken aback: "Your fingers are invisible?" Lu Haibao nodded, and said in disbelief: "It's invisible...... The dead fat man was overjoyed, and said babblingly: "Oh, then let's hurry up, make persistent efforts, and directly turn you into an invisible person!" Lu Haibao said with a bitter face: "But that finger doesn't have any sense, as if there is no finger at all, and I can't even bend it." ”

I hurriedly said: "No, we can't experiment any further, this ancient artifact is really incredible, what if we turn Lu Haibao into an invisible vegetative person?" If you lose it, you can't find it. ”

When the dead fat man heard this, he seemed to be excited, and hurriedly put away his waist knife, and said: "Lao Hua is right, you can't test it anymore, it's too dangerous." Together with Xiao C, he helped Lu Haibao into the cabin, not knowing how to comfort him.

In the evening, Brother Jiu called, saying that he planned to send a plane to pick us up the morning after tomorrow, but the premise is that we need to provide a section of the airport runway, if we can't provide a 3700-meter A380 dedicated runway, we need to prepare a little aviation fuel, so that Fuller can send a slightly smaller plane to pick us up, refuel after landing, and then take off and return.

I discussed it with R. Yourong, and it turned out that the two retreat plans provided to us by Brother Jiu were a bit difficult to implement. The first is that these local dead rice dumplings are not afraid of the sun, so we have almost no chance to clean up the airport calmly. The second is that there is no need to think about aviation fuel, and the fuel depot at Bangkok Airport has long been burned down by a fire. Not a drop of jet fuel was left behind.

R. Yourong said, "Since there is no aviation fuel, then we don't have to think about the second option. It looks like we'll have to take the A380 home. "I frowned and thought about it for a long time, and I couldn't do anything. He said: "But there are so many zongzi near the airport, how can we clear out a runway that is 3,700 meters long and 60 meters wide?" What's more, our old nemesis, the Zombie King, is still roaming around there. "R. Yourong didn't have an idea, so I had to reply to Su Wan with a telegram and report our current predicament to her.

Unexpectedly, the telegram was replied soon, and Brother Jiu said in the telegram that she had thought of the difficulties we were going to face, so she had sent a telegram to the king of Qingzhu County, and the old king said that the Acacia Spring base could assist our expedition team to complete the evacuation task.

Miss County and I looked at each other, not knowing what the old county king could do to clear the runway. And also to resist the siege of the army of zongzi.

The two of us were stunned for a long time, and R. Yurong suddenly laughed and said, "Oh, what are we two still guessing here?" Didn't Brother Jiu say it, she sent a telegram to inform my father......" Miss County Lord raised her eyebrows mischievously, and said with a smile: "Let's also send a telegram to the Acacia Spring Base to ask, don't you know?" ”

I slapped my head and thought to myself that I was careless enough to ignore such a simple thing. So we immediately asked Brother Jiu about the radio frequency band of the Acacia Spring base, and sent a telegram to the old county king. Ask him if there is any good way he can help us fly back to Fulto.

As a result, after this telegram was sent, Acacia Spring did not reply for a long time, and more than two hours passed. Only then did a sentence come out: "Sun Changce has already done it." ”

R. Yourong glanced at me and sneered, "I see, there aren't too many people in our base who know Chinese. There are even fewer people who can send telegrams by telegraph, the telegram we just sent. I don't know how much effort it took for them to translate into words. ”

That's when I realized that this was the case. smiled and said, "It's okay, once born, second ripe." It's good to be familiar with it, our Flerodo car master, who used to be a bus driver, has now become an airplane co-pilot. ”

R. Yurong laughed when he heard this, and said in disbelief, "That's okay?" ”

I said proudly: "Although you speak Chinese well, you don't know the Chinese very well. You must know that the Chinese pay the most attention to the golden mean, so usually it seems that the Chinese are almost like good people. But when it comes to the moment of life and death, Chinese can often burst out with several times the usual ability...... Do you know that the Eight-Nation Coalition has entered Beijing? With only a few thousand guns, we can make our capital city fly. So foreigners feel that the Chinese are not good, they are the sick man of East Asia. What happened to the results? When they met again on the Korean battlefield, the volunteer soldiers fought the elite divisions of more than a dozen countries. ”

R. Yourong's face was red when he heard this, and he grinned: "I also want to learn the style of the Chinese and sit a strong woman." I laughed and said, "Aren't you a strong woman now?" ”

As he was talking, a branch slowly stretched out from the river beyond the side of the boat, and a broken wooden board was still on the branch. I took the broken wooden board and looked at it, only to see a few big words on it: "Kill me." "At first glance, it is the font of the big rice dumpling.

I said in my heart that you are just nonsense, the bloody battle just now, the river water has become a dye vat, you soak in the river water, will you starve? It's a good thing you don't have a stomach, otherwise you'd have to blow up. Picking up the plank, he hung up the words with a knife and scratched anew: "Keep trying." ”

Seeing that it was getting dark, we all ate dry food, and then arranged for everyone to take turns on duty, this time I learned from the experience, and knew that I had the traditional virtue of staying awake until dawn, but my brothers refused to call me up to be on duty because they loved me, so I simply took the initiative to be on the first shift. Editor C walked out of the cabin and sprayed the brothers with medicinal powder, and the dead fat man followed behind to help. When it was my turn, the two guys sprinkled a layer of powder on me as usual, and the editor C couldn't speak Chinese, so the fat man explained on her behalf: "This is the powder for mosquito repellent, a local specialty." ”

After sprinkling the powder, the two men did not sleep, but sat side by side on the bow of the boat and whispered, and from time to time there was a low laugh between them. I rolled my eyes in anger, and said in my heart that you two guys, one can't speak Chinese, the other can't speak Thai, although both of you know a little English, but the dead fat man knows those few English words the size of a watermelon, and together they are not enough to pack a basket, under such conditions, what can you talk about?

After thinking about it, I think I have time to talk to the dead fat man, don't forget where the north is when you meet a good girl, if he dares to stay at the Acacia Spring base, I swear I will beat his face as plump as his ass.

In the afternoon of the next day, we finally returned to the vicinity of the Acacia Spring base. When I was about to get off the boat, I hoisted a walkie-talkie in a prominent position on the bow of the boat, and then carved a few large characters on the wooden board: "There is a walkie-talkie on the bow of the ship." Then he used a stick to deliver the wooden plank to the big dumpling...... I'm about to retreat, I can't leave the big zongzi in Thailand alone, good brothers are advancing and retreating together, and I still have to bring him back.

After going ashore, we didn't dare to go to the Yutan swamp again, and went around a long way, and finally rushed back to the Acacia Spring base in the evening, and the old county king had already taken everyone to start a warm welcome. Especially the old man Ma, he has received special care from the old county king, and patted his chest to guarantee that he will definitely rescue the survivors near the demon temple. Then he was put into a very comfortable room to rest. After all, Old Man Ma was old, so he didn't insist, so he went to rest.

I explained the operation to the old king, and the old king smacked his tongue again and again, and looked back at R. Yourong from time to time to make sure that she was not injured in any way, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

I also formally introduced Zhengyu and Hoffman to the old county king, explaining that Brother Jiu sent the two of them to stay at the Acacia Spring base. When the old county king heard this, he was even more overjoyed and thanked him again and again.

I looked left and right, and found that there were a lot more people in the Acacia Spring base, and asked the reason, and the old county king smiled and said: "Yesterday morning, we received food and weapons from the Fulodor base, and the people in the Acacia Spring base were very happy at that moment, and everyone said that Brother Jiu was a living Bodhisattva." The old county king himself laughed several times before continuing: "We immediately armed the personnel of the base, and immediately sent people to bring back the survivors of Dongcheng and Xicheng districts, and now there are nearly two hundred people in the Acacia Spring base. ”

When the county lord R. Yourong heard this, he was overjoyed, and what he said to the old county king, the father and daughter laughed. R. Yourong didn't see Sun Changce, and couldn't help but wonder: "Where is my uncle?" ”

Lao Junwang Zhengse said: "Yesterday I received a telegram from Brother Jiu, asking us to cooperate with the expeditionary detachment to evacuate safely. After discussing it for a while, we felt that it would be difficult for us to solve the problem of aviation fuel, so we had to choose to clear a 3,700-meter-long airstrip. Today, Lao Sun took people out to prepare. ”

Sun Changce's performance has always been very strange, and when I heard that the old county king sent him to help us, I couldn't help but beat a little drum psychologically, and I couldn't say anything, so I had to smile wryly. Unexpectedly, he was seen by the old county king, and he laughed and said: "You don't know Lao Sun, he is good at everything, but he is too cautious...... He was afraid that he would show too much affection for you and be misunderstood by the locals, so he kept a straight face, Mr. Hua...... Well, Xiaohua, if you don't understand what he says, it's too unreasonable. ”

When I heard this, I suddenly realized, and I couldn't help but feel ashamed secretly, thinking that these Chinese who are wandering in a foreign land are really not easy, not only to live on their own, but also to have a good relationship with the locals, and not to let the hometown people who come from afar suffer, it is even more difficult...... Just as we were feeling emotional, we suddenly heard a loud roar in the distance, and all of us were taken aback and hurriedly ran towards the gate of the base. (To be continued.) )