The Acacia Spring base was quiet and accustomed to it, and the sudden roar of the machine startled all of us, and everyone grabbed their weapons and rushed out, and when they arrived at the gate of the base, they saw that a behemoth made of steel, majestic from far and near, drove over.

It was a car, but it was not a car in the ordinary sense, it was a super large forklift, four or five meters high, a huge shovel held high, and in it sat five or six local natives armed with five or six submachine guns.

"Ah...... It's my uncle and they're back! R. Yurong hurriedly said, "Everyone is ready to answer!" As she spoke, she took out the May Fourth pistol I had given her, and with one shot, she knocked down a man who was wandering around the gate in Zongzi. It seems that the last time she went out with us to find the shemale temple, she had already brought all the Browning bullets, and I guess now her Browning has not a single bullet and is completely an ornament.

Everyone hurriedly raised their guns and shot, crackling and destroying the zongzi in their sight one by one. After all, the bullets in our hands are not very abundant, so the team members are generally too lazy to take care of the dumplings wandering around, so around the base, we can always see drooling zongzi staring at us with affectionate eyes. It's easy to kill them here, but the local temperature is very hot, and if the dead zongzi corpses are not buried in time, it will cause a plague, so it's up to them.

After eliminating the zongzi, Sun Changce led people to drive the big forklift all the way into the base. After everyone climbed down from the big forklift, Sun Changce was already greeting us.

R. Yourong pounced and grabbed Sun Changce's arm. Surprised, he asked, "Uncle, where did you find this big guy?" ”

Sun Changce laughed. said: "Xiaohua and the fat man are going home, I can't help but help...... In order to find this thing. It really took a lot of effort, but fortunately, I finally found it, and tomorrow morning, we will drive this guy to the airport. Today, I have taken a look along the way, and I found that it is not difficult to do, as long as the wreckage of three or four planes is pushed away, the passage can be opened. ”

I was naturally happy to hear this, and quickly thanked me. Without saying a few words, the dead fat man said on the side: "Uncle Sun, I have convinced you!" No wonder the old county king said that you are very good at doing things, and you really want a boat and a boat, a car and a car, you are too powerful. ”

Everyone giggled, returned to the living room together, and after sitting down one after another, Sun Changce briefly explained his actions to the old county king. Although he said it lightly, I knew that his experience was just as dangerous, but he didn't want to overdo it.

The old county king looked very happy and said, "If there is no appearance of your expeditionary force. It's likely that all of us have already been killed, and now that we are all a family, we will not say kind words. But the little flower and the fat man them. I'm going back to the Fulto base tomorrow, and tonight anyway. I also want everyone to have a drink together, let's hold a farewell banquet! ”

Everyone applauded. R. Yourong narrowed his eyes and squinted at the old king, and asked, "Do you want to take the opportunity to drink more wine...... and the old king smiled: "Eun, you know, I know that I have a bad heart, so I can't drink more...... It's okay to drink less, right? Hahahaha......"

"I can't ......help it," R. Yurong snorted, then smiled, "Okay, it's rare for everyone to be so happy, I'm going to prepare dinner......

I suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said, "Old county king, my skeleton brother is also going back to Fuldo together, but he is afraid of the sun, so I need you to prepare a big wooden box for me...... There must not be gaps in the box yet. The old county king agreed, and immediately began to ask someone to handle it, and I hurriedly said: "After it is done, just put the box at the gate." ”

At dinner time, the Acacia Spring base suddenly became lively, and the food on the table was also a lot richer, and it was actually Chinese food. I have been fighting curry rice with the dead fat man and others, and now I see that there are kung pao chicken and braised lion's head on the table, and I can't help but be overjoyed and eat it in small bites.

This meal was very full, because we were afraid of making a mistake, so we only drank a small glass of wine, and the old county king did not give up, so he had to pull me and the dead fat man to drink a few more glasses. R. Yurong secretly picked up the bottle and showed it to me, but it turned out that there was not much alcohol left. So I saw that it was rare for the old man to have such a mood, so we didn't refuse too much, so we drank it. The dead fat man was even more elated, and from time to time he glanced at the editor C with his eyes, and he was very happy.

I calculated that the time was almost up, so I used the walkie-talkie to contact the big zongzi, and told him that we had prepared a big box for him, and told him to remember to get into the big box before the sun came out tomorrow, otherwise he would not be able to return to Fule Duo. The big zongzi flicked the walkie-talkie over there, indicating that it had been received.

The next thing is to drink heartily, halfway through the drink, the dead fat man excused himself to go to the bathroom, and left, and when he came back after a while, his face was pale, and he drank all the wine in the cup silently, so he said that he had a headache, and got up and went back to rest.

I could see that the situation was wrong, but I didn't know what was going on, and when I looked up at the father and daughter of the old county king, I saw that they were all helpless, and I couldn't help but become more and more curious.

The old king also seemed to see that I had no intention of drinking anymore, so he said to R. Yourong: "You send Xiaohua back to rest, I have drunk a little too much, and I want to recuperate for a while." "It seems that the old county king is still obsessed, and constantly creates opportunities for me to get along with the county lord, and wants me to be his son-in-law.

I pretended not to know, so I walked to my lodgings, and R. Yurong followed me not far behind. Out of the dining room, around the corridor, I stopped, turned around and asked, "Miss County Lord, what's wrong with the dead fat man?" I was fine just now, but when I went to the toilet, I became like that. ”

R. Yourong sighed and said, "Who told him to fall in love with someone he shouldn't have fallen in love with, when it comes to regretting it, he has already invested a lot of emotions and can't extricate himself." I became more and more confused and said, "Someone you shouldn't fall in love with?" Love is love. What else to love and what not to love? ”

Lord R. Yurong stopped, and I looked up. I had already reached the door, so I had to stop. I looked at her and waited for her to answer my questions.

The sky had already darkened, and the county lord Shui Lingling's eyes were flashing with a sparkling light, she looked at me silently for a while, her eyes stayed on the ring on my finger for a long time, and then she sighed: "Everyone is like this, the person involved is confused, and the outsider is clear, why do you want to blame others?" Aren't you wasting your feelings yourself? "Seeing that my second monk was confused. The county lord covered his nose and said, "I'm sorry, forgive me for my rudeness!" And he turned and left.

I stood in the doorway for five minutes, not figuring out what was going on, and for a while I even began to wonder if everyone had the doomsday virus.

Then I thought that all this was caused by the dead fat man, and if I just asked him, I would know everything. So I quickly pushed open the door and walked into the bedroom, and saw that the dead fat man was lying on his back at the head of the bed and smoking, and his face was as ugly as he looked. I'm a little worried. He sat him up and asked, "Man, are you alright?" ”

The dead fat man didn't say anything for a long time, and finally was forced to be helpless. With a sad face, he said, "When I went to the bathroom just now, I met Xiao C." ”

I listened. Angry and funny, he asked, "What's wrong?" You bullied her. Or did she bully you? "What else can a man and a woman do when they meet in the bathroom? Except, of course, from bullying each other. There are two possibilities, one is to scream at the same time, one who goes to the wrong room quickly exits, and the last one is to close the door when the dry wood encounters a fire...... No matter how you look at the expression of the dead fat man, it doesn't look like the latter two.

The dead fat man put on a bitter gourd face and said, "I saw her standing and peeing......"

I nodded, and suddenly realized, "It turns out that the girls are just like us, standing up to pee...... I hadn't been to the women's restroom, so I thought they were squatting and peeing. ”

The dead fat man blushed suddenly, stood up with a "whew", and roared at me hysterically: "You stupid than you? Of course, the girls are squatting and peeing, and they don't have a little JJ, and they can't pee their pants when they pee when they are standing! ”

I was inexplicably touched by him, and said curtly: "Look at you...... What's the hurry, it's just peeing, and it's not a big deal...... Yes!!! No way!!! I figured out the crux of the matter at once, and asked in a loud voice, "You mean that Xiao C is standing and peeing?" Did you read that right? ”

The dead fat man was deflated again, sat back with his head down, and muttered, "How could I be wrong? She was standing a foot away from me, next to me, peeing together...... After she finished peeing, she smiled at me, and after she was gone for a long time, I realized that I had wet a large patch of my pants. ”

My mouth opened wide all of a sudden, and I didn't know if my jaw had dropped to the ground, and I mentally imagined the strange and funny scene...... In the end, he forced a smile and asked, "You don't want to say that Xiao C is a modern version of a shemale, right?" ”

The dead fat man's round face was pulled into the shape of a donkey and nodded.

I couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed out loud, and my tears were about to come out of my laughter. The dead fat man looked at me with slanted eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll check three numbers, if you laugh again, I'm going to beat someone!" As he spoke, he waved his big fist at me.

I quickly restrained my smile and asked tentatively, "What, man, what are you going to do?" ”

The dead fat man was deflated, and lay down on the bed heavily, and the big bed creaked, and he heard him say dejectedly: "I don't know...... I don't know what to do anymore......"

Neither of us spoke anymore, and it was really speechless to encounter something like this. Other people's first love, there are still a little green memories left, but the first love of a dead fat man is simply a joke.

That night, the dead fat man couldn't sleep over and over, and I didn't sleep well, and I always thought about the words that R Yurong said when he was leaving, and the more I thought about it, the more confused I became, and I didn't know when I fell asleep.

Early the next morning, the dead fat man pulled me out of the bed, I opened my hazy sleepy eyes, and was about to ask him what happened, when I saw the dead fat man said to me with a bright face: "Haha, old flower, hurry up, clean up, we have to go home!" ”

I got up in a daze, saw that it was indeed dawning, and quickly got up and dressed. Then the fat man left our dwelling.

The dead fat man walked in front of him, full of energy. I looked at it and wondered how he had suddenly changed as a person. It's back to the way it used to dominate the world.

After a look at the restaurant, everyone had already eaten and drunk, and Zhengyu reported to me that Brother Jiu had called, and Chen Tingyao had already taken off in an A380, and it was expected to arrive in Bangkok at about 10 o'clock.

The old county king looked at his watch and said to us: "Sun Changce has already taken people out to clean up the airport, you guys hurry up and eat." Then just pack your things and get ready to go. After hearing this, I quickly pulled two mouthfuls of rice into my mouth, swallowed it without much chewing, and asked, "How long has Uncle Sun been gone?" ”

The old king said with a smile: "He has already taken people out for a night, and when he leaves, he wants me to tell you that at about nine o'clock, you will drive the big forklift that Sun Changce drove back yesterday, and you can go directly to the airport from here, where the runway has been cleared by them overnight." ”

The dead fat man was overjoyed to hear this. smiled at the editor C next to him: "Uncle Sun is amazing!" The editor over there didn't know if he understood, so he muttered a word.

I heard the question and asked, "Since my uncle had already cleared the runway last night, why didn't he come back?" The old county king smiled bitterly. said: "Silly boy, you forgot? There are still a lot of zongzi near the airport, and Sun Changce is now trying to attract all the zongzi near the airport. So that you can leave safely. ”

When I heard this, I was very moved. The old overseas Chinese are the old overseas Chinese, in order to help us. Even his life was sacrificed. Attract the attention of zongzi, hehe, it's so lightweight, is the attention of zongzi so easy to mobilize? Zongzi is not interested in anything other than wanting to bite. If Sun Changce wants to attract all the zongzi near the airport, he can only use himself as bait! Is that fun? Being chased by thousands of zongzi is an extremely dangerous thing, and if it is blocked in a dead end, it will be over.

When the dead fat man heard this, he said movingly: "This is too dangerous. The old county king smiled bitterly: "Lao Sun has always liked to work hard, he will definitely complete the task, but I'm afraid I can't say goodbye to you in person, he asked me to bring a message to you, I hope you can take Sun Qi back to China together, and train him well." I listened to it, and I had a faint feeling in my heart that something was wrong, and Sun Changce's message simply had a kind of meaning of "supporting orphans". I shook my head, shook off the unlucky thought, and asked, "What about the county lord?" Why didn't you see her? ”

The old county king smiled bitterly: "As soon as Rong Rong heard that his uncle said that he would act overnight, he insisted on following to help. His uncle didn't listen to anything, so he took her with him. ”

I sat there with a mouthful of rice in my mouth, and my face was stunned. I can't say that I fell in love with Miss County Lord, I can't tell the relationship between me and Rong Rong, and I don't understand why her attitude towards me suddenly turned one hundred and eighty degrees, but I know in my heart that she still likes me very much, at least she used to like me very much. It takes great courage to use one's body as bait for the Zongzi army, and if Sun Changce is willing to sacrifice himself in exchange for the safety of us and his son Sun Qi because he is also Chinese, then why did R. Yourong choose to do that?

Is it for me?

But when I look back, there is nothing between me and her, except that she was very close when I first met, and she has not been very cold to me in the last day or two.

After breakfast, the old king pulled Sun Qi in front of me and said, "This child, I watched him grow up, he has loved martial arts since he was a child, and he is the best Muay Thai fighter in our place." It's a pity that the culture is not high, and he doesn't have any other specialties, so after you bring him back to the Fuldo base, you have to train him well. ”

I nodded in agreement, asking him to follow me for the time being. Because Sun Qi can't speak Chinese, he has some communication problems, but fortunately, Dai Shi knows a little Thai, so I specially asked Dai Shi to take Sun Qi well. Those two people used to do it and admired each other's kung fu, so they quickly became good friends.

Then I told everyone to pack up their gear, but we didn't have anything to bring with us, except the ivory knife that was the most important thing. Soon everyone was packed up, and when they looked at their watches, it was just after seven o'clock. Listening to the situation outside, there was no movement at all, and the terrible silence made people feel even more uneasy.

I picked up the walkie-talkie, adjusted to the frequency band of the big zongzi, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief to learn that he had entered the big wooden box. Tell him to stay and stop running around.

In the next time, we are itching to wait! The thought of going home soon made everyone excited. This trip to the ladyboy temple was not in vain, and it can be regarded as a full return.

Kankan waited until nine o'clock, and when we said goodbye to the old county king and the indigenous brothers in the Acacia Spring base, we impatiently climbed into the big forklift, and were about to start, when we suddenly heard a dense gunfire coming from downtown Bangkok near the airport.

I glanced at the dead fat man, and the dead fat man waved his hand and shouted: "Sun Changce has already done it over there, let's hurry up!" "The gate of the Acacia Spring base creaked open, and we drove the big forklift all the way in the direction of Bangkok Airport. (To be continued.) )