Chapter 36: I Don't Be a Male Prostitute

Li Qiuniang's face turned slightly red, she had never heard of this "Tie the Skirt and Waist", but just listening to the name, she had already understood the meaning, and said with a coquettish voice: "Wei Gongzi, this "Tie the Skirt and Waist" Qiu Niang has never practiced it, but she can't sing it!" ”

Hehe, you naturally haven't learned this beautiful poem, but I have studied it carefully, fifth brother. Wei Wuyi listened to Li Qiuniang's soft and greasy voice, and from time to time there was a trace of sweet fragrance, and then looked at Li Qiuniang's delicate and boneless bee waist and hips, his heart was even more twitching, and he grinned and said: "Hehe, Miss Qiu, it doesn't matter if you haven't practiced it, I'll teach you the fifth brother!" ”

Li Qiuniang saw that the corners of Wei Wu's mouth seemed to be a little shiny, and on the surface she seemed to be obsessed with herself, but she saw that there was a trace of contempt and ridicule in his eyes, and he raised his head slightly, and said with a small mouth: "Then ask Wei Gongzi to teach Qiu Niang!" ”

Wei Wu found a pen and paper, walked to the opposite side of Li Qiuniang, and began to write.

This Ouyang Xiu's silver poem, Fifth Brother Wei liked it quite much in his previous life, and he took it out every time when he picked up his sister, and he was invincible and tried repeatedly.

Li Qiuniang stretched out her weak and boneless Qianqian jade hand to take Wei Wu's small song, and took a closer look, but she snorted with a red face, where is this "Tie the Skirt and Waist" still a small song, but I saw two lines of big characters written on this paper.

"The eaves of the water pavilion are full of smoke, and the willow smoke is thick outside the silver pond. The square bed is full of fish scales and blue sarongs. Small pier noodles, to hibiscus.

The jade people live together with the double mandarin pillows, and the delicate and sleepy. Get up lazy and shy, sweat melts. Plain skirt waist, reflecting crisp breasts. ”

Wei Wu grinned and scratched: "Miss Qiu, can you sing this song?" ”

Li Qiuniang's face turned red and white, and then turned blue, with a faint hint of disgust in her eyes, and she frowned: "Master Wei, please respect yourself!" Qiu Niang was originally a woman from a good family, but she was just trying to make a living in this Furong Building, and she was not a woman like the son imagined. ”

Phew, weren't you afraid that I couldn't help but go up and tear you apart when you seduced me just now? Now I'm pretending to be innocent with me, and if you want to act, you can, fifth brother, I'll accompany you to play enough

Wei Wu looked at Li Qiuniang in surprise, then made an upright look, hurriedly waved his hand, shook his head and said, "Oh? Miss Li Qiuniang, where do you want to go? I just think that this song has a unique charm and elegant style" Speaking of this, Wei Wu turned around, looked at Li Qiuniang with sharp eyes and said: "I want to invite Miss Qiu to sing it in a natural voice and taste one or two, since Miss Li Qiuniang regards it as such a shameless and inferior disciple, then that's it!" Say goodbye first, and then there will be no date! Under his serious words, he didn't call Miss Qiu like a joke, but solemnly called Miss Li Qiuniang, and when the words fell, Wei Wuteng stood up with a solemn face, waved his hand at Li Qiuniang with a solemn face, and turned around to leave.

Stop me, don't call me? Did you just go out by yourself without taking advantage of it at all? Wei Wu secretly regretted in his heart, was Fang Cai's blind medicine too fierce? As soon as he arrived at the door, Wei Wu pretended to be about to push the door, but he heard a faint sigh behind him: "Master Wei, please come back and talk to each other!" ”

Wei Wu coughed dryly, but he wanted to pretend to be two more in his heart, but he was afraid that he would not be able to take advantage, so he turned around and sat opposite Li Qiuniang with a smile on his old face.

"Ahem, Miss Qiu Niang, I, Wei Wu, am not a disciple as you think" Wei Wu coughed dryly, squinted and looked at Li Qiuniang, but saw that her face was slightly gloomy, and at this moment, when he heard Wei Wu's pretentious voice, he raised his head and smiled at him.

"Master Wei, since you are not fascinated by me at all, why are you pretending? Could it be that Gongzi Wei thinks that Qiu Niang is a dusty woman, and it is difficult to enter the eyes of Gongzi? Li Qiuniang's face was slightly red, her head drooped slightly, and a pair of white hands as white as snow twisted slightly in front of her.

It's a good job! This Li Qiuniang is a goblin, but she is a good person in her heart, fifth brother, my performance comparable to the Oscar-winning actor has been seen by her?

Miss Qiu laughed! I'm an ordinary first-class shop, so I should say that I can't get into the eyes of Miss! Wei Wu said politely.

"Qiu Niang agrees with what Wei Gongzi said, 'Ming people don't say secret words', does Wei Gongzi still want to pretend to treat Qiu Niang?" Li Qiuniang's willow eyebrows frowned, her apricot eyes did not blink, and she looked straight at him.

Sure enough, your little girl is still a little shallow, Wei Wu grinned, and his true appearance was revealed: "Hmph, since Miss Qiu wants to see Fifth Brother and my true appearance, then don't use any more soul seduction techniques"

Before she finished speaking, Li Qiuniang covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "Childe said that he was laughing, where does Qiu Niang know what soul hooking technique?" The soul hooking technique that Childe refers to, I'm afraid it's the greasy fragrance used by Qiu Niang. This is a gift from Qiu Niang, which is nothing more than some ninth-rate means! ”

This fragrance is still called the ninth stream? I'm afraid that if the fifth brother and I weren't determined, ambitious, and had deep internal strength, I would have had a little nosebleed at a critical time, and I am afraid that I would have fallen on your way, and I don't know what to be called to now. Wei Wu pursed the corners of his lips and glanced vigilantly at the piece of Xiupa thrown by Li Qiuniang on the couch.

"Since Childe doesn't like this fragrance, then Qiu Niang will abandon it!" Li Qiuniang grabbed Xiupa casually and threw it into the incense burner.

"Eh, don't move yet!" Wei Wu was anxious to grab Li Qiuniang's soft hand, only to feel that his hand was slippery and greasy, and subconsciously pinched it twice, but this jade hand was as smooth and soft as if there were no bones, and when he reacted to the Xin'er in front of him, who was not his own, he saw Li Qiuniang's jade cheeks flushed, and he looked at himself with a silky look, looking at Ren Jun lightly, Wei Wu couldn't help but shiver excitedly, hurriedly let go of his hand, and said curtly: "Girl, this champa is not easy to get, how can it be burned because of it?" ”

Li Qiuniang smiled charmingly, and said softly: "Since the son doesn't like it, then Qiuniang doesn't like it either" Her voice was charming and soft, coupled with her slender and delicate body, and her face was charming, which made Wei Wu stunned.

This, this Li Qiuniang, is it really a fox who has cultivated into a human form? I have seen a lot of beauties, Qing'er is the kind of elegant, cold and glamorous like a nine-day fairy; Xin'er is as noble and delicate as a peony; But this Li Qiuniang, where is a flower? It's clearly a vixen! Wei Wu only felt that his nose was a little astringent, for fear that he would bleed from his nose again and lose face, so he hurriedly turned his head and didn't dare to look at her.

"Ahem, Miss Qiu, you just used the soul hooking technique again, I-little brother can't stand it!" Wei Wu only felt that the little brother was standing proudly with a murderous aura, and a tent had already been erected under him, so he hurriedly leaned forward to hide his embarrassment.

Li Qiuniang no longer laughed at Wei Wu when she saw Wei Wu's embarrassed appearance, and asked suspiciously, "I don't know who Wei Gongzi is trained from?" This poetry and song, mathematical and physical couplets are all incomprehensible? ”

Wei Wulao's face was not red, and he opened his mouth to come: "Hehe, no, it's just self-taught!" Self-taught! ”

Li Qiuniang saw that Xiao Er was unwilling to reveal this, so she didn't inquire in detail, as if she remembered something, her pretty face flushed, and she opened her mouth to ask: "Wei Gongzi, but the song "Tie the Skirt and Waist" was written by Wei Gongzi?" ”

"That's naturalβ€”it's not" The habit of almost bragging, Wei Wu's old face comparable to the city wall couldn't help but blush slightly, and he hurriedly changed his words, waved his hand and explained with a righteous face: "It was done by a friend of mine, it has nothing to do with me, I don't understand the meaning of this word at all!" ”

Li Qiuniang saw that Wei Wu was obviously lying, and it was very funny to see him like this, how could he be so clever when he was fighting wits and courage with himself? But he felt that his appearance of not admitting himself was quite cute, and he couldn't help but blushed and smiled: "Oh? Wei Gongzi is talented, but is he willing to be an ordinary junior second? ”

Fifth brother, I'm not an ordinary junior now, how can I say that I can be regarded as the first junior in Ezhou City, right? Wei Wu pursed the corners of his lips and said, "What's wrong with being a shopkeeper?" Go to work, chant silver poems, fight shopkeepers, and flirt with maids from time to time, ah, no, it's conditioning and conditioning the body! What a life."

No wonder this person is clearly a disciple who has been thinking about it for a long time, but he never admits it in his mouth, and when he thinks that even his gentle fragrance can't confuse him, Li Qiuniang is curious and funny, and can't help but cover her cherry lips, and laugh out loud: "Wei Gongzi, do you remember what Qiuniang said when you were outside the door?" ”

Wei Wu shook his head and said with a confused face: "Outside the door, Miss Qiu has said a lot, and I'm not a tape recorder, oh, no, I'm not forgetting, where can I remember what Miss Qiu said?" ”

Li Qiuniang saw that Wei Wu was pretending to be confused, and couldn't help but spit and said: "The folk girl also wants to find a soulmate, and the qin is compatible, but she is suffering from living in the Qinglou, I don't know if Wei Gongzi is willing to be compatible with Qiu Niang's Qin Se?" ”

Grandma, do you want me to come to the opportunity to be a turtle? No, how can I say that the fifth brother is also a serious profession - the shopkeeper, and it will be very difficult to get by by if he degenerates into a turtle father. Wei Wu hurriedly waved his hand and opened his mouth to say, "I, I'm not a turtle prince."

Li Qiuniang's pretty face suddenly turned red, and her cherry lips opened slightly: "Where is it for you to be a turtle father!" ”

"Ah, that man, it's even more impossible!" Wei Wutong stood up with a puff and looked at Li Qiuniang with a wary expression.

"Poof" Li Qiuniang pursed her lips and laughed, the fragrant wind burst, and she blushed and said: "Qiu Niang wants to invite Wei Gongzi to play with Qiu Niang"

Wei Wu twitched the corners of his mouth and played with Yiji, didn't Lao Tzu also become Yiji? It's still a man's art record, and if you turn it upside down, it's still a man's record. Hurriedly waved her hand: "Miss Qiu has a good intention, in the next, uh, I don't understand the rhythm, and I just sang nonsense!" I think it's better to forget it."

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