Chapter 35: Nosebleeds!
After a long time, a faint sigh came from the house: "Xiaolian, please come in and talk to Gongzi Wei!" ”
A big stone in Wei Wu's heart suddenly fell, and he slapped his thigh, for fear that this Li Qiuniang would change his hexagram temporarily, and he didn't wait for Xiaolian to lead the way, so he pushed open the door and walked in with a grin.
This house is very large, clean and quiet, the sandalwood in the house is curling, and the tempting sweet fragrance is also a little stronger.
I looked around, but I didn't see Li Qiuniang, it turned out that this was just the outer room, through a thin screen in the middle, but I could faintly see the graceful figure sitting there on the opposite side, this sweet fragrance was wafting from the inner room.
There were some calligraphy and paintings hanging on the wall, and Wei Wu looked at it slightly, but was surprised to see the handwriting of an old acquaintance.
"Sitting in the bright moon at night, the ghost plays the piano.
Suddenly heard the tune of "Sad Wind", just like "Cold Pine".
The snow is chaotic, and the green water is clear and modest. ”
This font is flamboyant and domineering, the dragon flies and the phoenix dances, it seems that the author is drunk, and the following is signed with a big grin: "Li Taibai" three words.
Wei Wu was suddenly shocked, why didn't I see it, this old man Li Bai is still visiting the Qinglou? That's it, seeing that he also looks quite upright and gentlemanly
Wei Wu coughed dryly and said, "Miss Qiu, do you know Lao Li?" ”
The beautiful woman behind the screen trembled slightly, as if she had evoked memories, and slowly responded: "Mr. Li's talent is earth-shattering, and when the little woman was in the capital, she was fortunate to meet Mr. Li, which he gave away when he was drunk." ”
Grandma's, celebrities are good, and Li Bai's old man also has an Oiran to chase. Wei Wu was not angry in his heart, and pursed the corners of his mouth and said, "Well, Lao Li, he is also a little talented."
Li Qiuniang seemed to be quite displeased with Wei Wuxiao's peeping at Li Bai's talent, and opened her mouth slightly coldly: "The transaction between Fang Caigongzi and Qiu Niang, I don't know if it counts?" ”
"Nature counts!" Wei Wu casually hugged the Yaoqin handed by Xiaolian, hugged the edge of the piano from bottom to top with one hand with his left hand, and plucked a few tunes with his right hand at random, using the standard guitar holding method. He roughly touched the tone, and then his right hand gently plucked, at first, it was still a little rusty, but as he gradually matured, the tone gradually became complete.
Wei Wu nodded with satisfaction, frowned and thought for a while, his hand did not stop, under Xiaolian's surprised gaze, he turned another direction, facing the screen, and opened his mouth to sing:
"The girl on the other side looked over,
Look here, look at it.
The performances here are wonderful,
Please don't pretend to ignore it."
After singing a song, Wei Wu saw that there was no sound in the house.
The maid Xiaolian looked shocked, and her mouth opened slightly, obviously stunned by Wei Wu's song.
Grandma, is it possible that the level of the fifth brother has reached the level of the third day around the beam? Look, this little girl is already attracted to me. The corners of Wei Wu's mouth raised, and he said triumphantly: "Hehe, Miss Qiu, I don't know how I sang this little song?" ”
Through the screen, you can see Li Qiuniang's head slightly bowed: "Wei Gongzi's song is easy to understand, but the tone is strange. I don't know what kind of singing this is? ”
Wei Wu sniffed the sweet fragrance on the other side, and grinned without blushing: "Hehe, this is my self-created Wei Wu-style singing method, pay attention to four words"
"Oh? Please also ask Wei Gongzi to teach one or two! Li Qiuniang was interested, and through the screen, you could see her leaning forward slightly, as if she wanted to get closer and listen carefully.
There is such a diligent and inquisitive disciple, naturally greatly satisfying the vanity of the fifth brother, casually stuffing Yaoqin into the maid's arms, and taking two steps: "These four words are clumsy!" ”
"It's a coincidence!" Li Qiuniang muttered and repeated, and then lowered her head and pondered.
Wei Wu secretly snickered, Fifth Brother, I can't bluff you! Let you play mystery for me, enter the door, and there is a screen, fifth brother, I will pass the screen again, will you give me the whole curtain? Yiji also brings a note, I really think I am a lady of everyone, and I show you!
Xiaolian saw that her young lady was frightened by this strange boy, so she hurriedly put the chessboard on the square table, and opened her mouth to say, "Miss, are you going to start the chess test?" ”
"Xiaolian, there is no need to take the test for chess and painting! Fang Cai Wei Gongzi seemed to be quite disdainful of Mr. Li's talent, so he directly took the test of this book! If Wei Gongzi made a poem that is not inferior to Mr. Li, it will be regarded as the last three passed! Sun Qiuniang seemed to be angry about Wei Wufangcai's words to tease Li Bai, and at this moment she deliberately accentuated the six words "not inferior to Mr. Li".
Let me make poems that are not inferior to Li Bai? Isn't this my life for Fifth Brother? Sure enough, it is difficult to raise only women and villains in the world. Wei Wu bared his teeth and said, "Okay! I'll make a poem! ”
Wei Wu stood at the table with a disdainful expression on the face of the maid Xiaolian, glanced at the neatly arranged pen and ink, hesitated for a while, or took out the homemade pencil from his arms, dragged the paper, and thought for a while with a blue and red face, then picked up the pen and wrote on the paper.
After a long time, Wei Wubi stopped, and handed Mobao to Xiaolian with a strange expression.
Xiaolian stared at a strange little poem on the paper dumbfounded, then picked up Wei Wu's ink treasure and quietly dodged behind the screen.
Sun Qiuniang took the Wei Wumo treasure handed by Xiaolian, but saw that this trace was black and not damp, which was very different from the calligraphy brush that she usually saw, and the gesture was strange, square but the water chestnut was clearly like a knife and axe, and the strokes were strong and powerful, and she frowned slightly strangely and read it.
"From tomorrow onwards, be a happy person, feed horses, chop firewood, travel around the world, care about food and vegetables from tomorrow, I have a house facing the sea, spring flowers bloom, from tomorrow onwards, I will communicate with every loved one, tell them that I am happy, I would like to face the sea, spring flowers will bloom"
She just picked up this Wei Wu's ink treasure, and her heart was full of disdain, how could there be such a non-rhyming poem? It was to read it out with desire, so that the shopkeeper who disdained Mr. Li made a fool of himself. Who knows that after reading a few sentences, I feel that it is catchy, and the artistic conception in this poem is even more plain and elegant, and after reading the last sentence, it is quite a bit of a long aftertaste.
Wei Wu stood outside, squinting his eyes and listening to the beautiful woman's coquettish reading, his face full of enjoyment. When Sun Qiuniang finished reading this poem, she hurriedly coughed lightly twice, and muttered mysteriously: "Great ingenuity, great ingenuity" He looked confident on the surface, but he was so nervous in his heart that he couldn't do it, for fear that the ancients would not appreciate the beauty of modern poetry, which was a completely different way from ancient poetry.
It turns out that it is gold that shines everywhere. Even if Haizi arrives in the Tang Dynasty, he will be a top-notch poet, and at this moment, Li Qiuniang's small mouth is slightly closed: "Wei Gongzi is talented, this poem does not rhyme, but it also has a long aftertaste"
When Wei Wuyi heard that there was a door, his old face immediately shone brightly, and he smiled brightly: "Miss Qiu is polite, although I am only a shallow learner, but this is also a genre of poetry that I occasionally create, I call it - modern poetry!" "Hehe, fifth brother, I have started a sect, a generation of grandmaster-level figures, you little Oiran of Furong Building still obediently bow down under the fifth brother's big pants?
Li Qiuniang smiled slightly, feeling that there was something strange about this shop's junior two, no wonder she was able to make most of the Ezhou talents and inkmen scatter all the feathers yesterday, and asked softly: "I don't know the font of Wei Gongzi, but it is also self-created?" ”
"This is not my own creation, this font is very popular in our hometown!" Wei Wu said with a smile.
Through the screen, I saw Li Qiuniang whispering something to the maid Xiaolian, and then there was a loud noise, the screen was gently pushed away, Xiaolian walked out, and glanced at Wei Wu fiercely, as if it was a crooked idea to warn Wei Wumo to beat his own young lady, so he went out on his own.
Without the screen to cover it, Wei Wufang saw clearly the true face of this Li Qiuniang's Lushan, charming and boneless, and three points of beauty, it was really as charming and seductive as her voice.
Li Qiuniang is dressed in plain clothes, jade flour cheeks, cherry mouths, and there seem to be thousands of styles in her eyes. With just a glance, Wei Wu seemed to have fallen into Li Qiuniang's eyes and couldn't extricate himself.
Li Qiuniang saw the infatuated look on Wei Wu's face, and the saliva dripped down the corner of her mouth on her body without realizing it, and she couldn't help but purse her lips and smile lightly. This smile was even more incredible, Wei Wu only felt that it was as if a delicate peony was blooming in front of him in an instant, and suddenly felt a chill on his lips, and subconsciously touched it with his hand, but it was bright red.
Nosebleed? Fifth brother, haven't I opened meat for too long, even if I watched the action blockbusters of the island country in my previous life, I was not so ashamed, I haven't seen a beautiful woman yet, and even my nosebleed is dripping down. Stimulated by the bright red nosebleed, Wei Wu suddenly came to his senses, only to feel that if Fang Cai looked at it for half a second longer, he couldn't help but step forward and tear the clothes on this Li Qiuniang's body fiercely, and pressed them under him to seek pleasure.
When Li Qiuniang saw Wei Wu's nosebleed, her pretty face changed color slightly, she hurriedly stood up, picked up Xiupa, and wiped it on Wei Wu's mouth gently.
The sweet fragrance entered his nose, and Wei Wu was stunned for a moment, letting the charming person in front of him dangle in front of him. But in my heart, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, I had seen all the colors of the city, why couldn't I control myself when I saw this Li Qiuniang? Could it be this greasy sweet fragrance?
Thinking of this, Wei Wu hurriedly took a step back, took a deep breath, and felt a lot calmer, but he didn't dare to look up at Li Qiuniang, and said, "Miss Li, Wei Wu is rude!" ”
Li Qiuniang was slightly stunned, this gentle incense, no matter how many men in the world smell it, they can't control themselves, and they are at their own mercy, but this weird shopkeeper in front of him covered his nose with a champa, can he still hold his mind? The charm on her face faded in an instant, and Fang Cai's delicate and manipulative appearance disappeared at all, replaced by a cold face. Putting the champa on the couch casually, he opened his mouth with a flat face and said, "Childe is fine!" ”
Wei Wu raised his head and smiled: "It's okay, Miss Li still remembers that we have a gambling contract, right?" ”
Li Qiuniang was slightly stunned, seeing that the eyes of the little two were clear and translucent, and there was a hint of cunning, and she had completely detached herself from the gentle incense. Cherry opened her mouth slightly, and her face was full of charming: "I don't know what Gongzi Wei wants to be a concubine, what is he doing?" She said this very charmingly, her eyes sparkled, and her weak and boneless body writhed twice, like a mermaid-like charm.
Wei Wu Jiling shuddered, and then ruthlessly, and said bluntly: "Miss Qiu, Ming people don't say dark words, your coy behavior may be useful to me, and now I have self-knowledge." Hum! ”
Li Qiuniang's willow eyebrows frowned slightly, and the flattery on her face disappeared again: "Wei Gongzi is really determined, but I don't know what little song Wei Gongzi wants Qiu Niang to sing?" ”
Wei Wuthief smiled sheepishly: "Hehe, then please Miss Qiu, sing a song for me - "Tie the Skirt and Waist"!" ”
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