When Wei Wu woke up, it was already dark, rubbed his sore neck, and sat up. But he suddenly found that the 'crotch cloth' under his crotch was wet and sticky, and he was nervous, so he hurriedly turned his head to look around, but there was still Li Muxin's figure.

I said, it looks like it's been too long since I opened meat! It's shameful to leave it behind, but I can't complain about it, who called Li Qiuniang's little vixen to seduce me like this, cough cough, and Xin'er, this little girl, has also learned badly recently, and she has also begun to hook up the fifth brother I came! Wei Wufu thought about it, looked at the quilt on his body, as if he smelled a trace of the fragrance on Li Muxin's body, and for a while he only felt that his lower body began to move again.

I hurriedly changed the sticky and wet crotch cloth, and I only felt that it was very convenient to do things in this ancient world, just wrap it under a small cloth, and only need a simple dial when you need to use it

After washing his face, Wei Wuxing went out of the backyard, but saw a little maid hurriedly walking by, but it was Xiaoqiu, the maid from Beixie Garden.

"Xiaoqiu-" Wei Wu sneered, "What's wrong?" Seeing that the fifth brother is still running so fast? ”

When Xiaoqiu saw Wei Wu's dirty appearance, her little face instantly turned red, and she said in a coquettish voice: "Fifth brother, you have forgotten Xiaohong!" I only remember Xiaoqiu's vixen! ”

Yes? There are dozens of these maids, big and small, with similar names, how can you remember them? This mud horse is misremembered! Wei Wu hurriedly waved his hand, leaned over with a hippie smile, and explained shamelessly: "Hehe, little red girl, where did I forget you, I just want to see your reaction"

Xiao Hong's face became more and more flushed, and she glanced at Wei Wu charmingly, and said shyly, "Really? Fifth brother, do you really have Xiaohong in your heart? ”

I said, is it the maids in this Yellow Crane Tower who have collectively springed? Or is my fifth brother so charming that all ages can eat it? Ahem, we can't mess with flowers Wei Wu smiled innocently: "Of course, I naturally remember Sister Xiaohong!" But now I'm going to work."

"Fifth brother, I'm waiting for you outside Chuguan Tower at night, under the third willow tree!" Xiaohong looked down impatiently and muttered.

What do you like about me? Can't I change it? Wei Wu's face was a little shy, and he opened his mouth and said: "Ahem, Xiaohong, you know, in fact, I'm a girl, and if I'm not interested, I like a little white face like Liang Hui."

"Ahh Xiaohong screamed in surprise, then glanced at Wei Wu with disdain, turned around and ran.

Alas, I think my fifth brother is really a woman with a blink of his eyes, and a spear is a charming girl. My charm has reached this level, and I can only deceive each other with lies, so as not to be defiled by the vicious girl Wei Wu was melancholy, shook his head and shouted at Xiaohong's back: "Hey, Xiaohong, don't tell anyone this secret!" ”

"Ahh

casually rejected the little maid's pursuit, seeing that she was scared like this, she must have no worries, Wei Wu was in a good mood, humming a little song and walking towards Chuguanlou.

As soon as he walked to the front of the building, he saw that the king steward was nodding at a prince with a sneer. The boy whispered two more words, and then handed the king a bulging money bag to the king.

Wei Wu saw that the back of this boy was familiar, and he hid behind a willow tree, and saw that the two had been talking for a long time, this boy was probably tired from standing, and his body was slightly on one side. As he turned sideways, Wei Wu finally saw the true face of this son, who should have been a handsome and dashing face, but at the moment it was swollen like a steamed bun, and from the smiling face on his face, he could vaguely see that he was missing a few big teeth in his mouth. Isn't it Yan Wenhou who was blackmailed and persecuted by Fifth Brother Wei or who is it?

How can you mix with Steward Wang with a thick skin? Looking at this appearance, he must have asked the king to help him with his errands. Are you trying to kill me? Grandma's, fortunately, Fifth Brother, I found out early, otherwise I would have been killed by the partnership of you two sluts, and I would still be a fool! Wei Wu spat on the ground angrily, and then deliberately increased his footsteps, made a noise, and walked over.

Steward Wang saw Wei Wu at a glance, and hurriedly tugged at the corner of his thick-skinned clothes and made a look. After thinking about it for a while, he already understood, arched his hands, made a proud appearance and said loudly: "Well, Steward Wang, I will definitely bring the letterhead you asked me to bring to my relatives in Jinling!" You're relieved! ”

"Okay, then there will be Lao Yan's son!" Steward Wang looked at Yan Wenhou with a grateful face, and said loudly.

Wei Wu saw that the two of them acted in this scene, and he was secretly amused. After taking a few steps closer, he looked at Yan Wenhou with a look of surprise, and opened his mouth to wonder: "Young Master Yan, what's wrong with your face?" Isn't it playing with Sister Kiln in the kiln, I see that you are also playing with a heavy taste! Next time, you'll have to find a kiln sister with a light hand."

Yan Wenhou saw that he was teasing himself with a look of irrelevance, and he was angry in his heart, you damn shopkeeper, I will make you more comfortable!

"Oh? Isn't this the first and second in Ezhou - Wei Wu? Yan Wenhou looked at Wei Wu in surprise: "On my face, hum, this is none of your business!" ”

"Oh! I know, the thick-skinned boy is practicing hard, and next time if the boy can't find the right person to slap his face, even if he sends someone to the Yellow Crane Tower to find me. Wei Wu responded with a serious face, and then his voice changed, and he said with sincerity on his face: "I have been helpful since I was a child, like Yan Gongzi practicing divine skills, but if there is a need, it is naturally incumbent on me to shirk it, and I will never shirk it!" ”

Hmph, let's let your little two take advantage of it today! In two days, you will know the fate of offending Lao Tzu! Yan Wenhou glanced at Wei Wu, snorted coldly, and walked away.

Wei Wu saw that Yan Wenhou was angry, waved his hand at Steward Wang, and said with a touched face: "Steward Wang, Wei Wu is grateful!" ”

Steward Wang's old face turned red, but he didn't know what this kid was going to do, so he opened his mouth and asked, "Wei Wu?" What are you grateful for? ”

Wei Wu grinned: "It's rare that Steward Wang is so considerate of his subordinates and comes to work for me in person" Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Steward Wang.

"Oops!" Steward Wang stopped Wei Wu in a hurry, just kidding, the people inside are all murderous without blinking, the old man is going to be on duty for you? Are you stupid to be an old man? The old face said solemnly: "When did I say that I was going to help you on duty?" ”

"Huh? Didn't Steward Wang come to work for me? Wei Wu's eyes widened, and then he glanced at Steward Wang with a smile, and said thoughtfully: "Could it be that you have a private tryst with Yan Gongzi here?" ”

"Phew!" No matter how big the belly of the king was, he was so angry that he exploded, his eyebrows were crossed, and he snorted: "Hmph, you just do your own thing!" You don't need to know anything else! ”

"Oh!" Wei Wu replied dejectedly, turned around and walked to the door of Chuguan Tower, and suddenly turned around: "Steward Wang, don't worry, I won't tell everyone about the indecent love between you and Yan Gongzi."

Steward Wang only felt that the seven orifices were smoking, and when he saw Wei Wuxing entering, his brows furrowed slightly, and he wondered in his heart: How could this kid not be able to see this extremely clever character

Wei Wu stood in front of the door but hesitated for a moment - this old man brought a group of fierce and vicious guards, obviously came to negotiate with An Lushan, did Lao Tzu just go up to make peace? Thinking that Steward Wang was still paying attention to himself behind him, he gritted his teeth and pushed open the door, last night, I saw that the first floor was clean and silent, but none of the guards named Wei Envoy I had seen were gone.

"Teng Teng Teng-" Wei Wu deliberately increased his steps, and as soon as he ascended to the second floor, he heard An Lushan's rough and heroic voice.

"Haha, Wei Wu, why did you come so late today?"

Wei Wu saw An Lushan standing alone in front of the window, looking into the distance, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and his mood looked quite good. Strode over, followed his gaze and looked into the distance, but saw the green trees on the opposite side, the grass was green, and there were a few kites swinging in the sky, and he opened his mouth and smiled: "General An, why is you so Yaxing today, looking out of the window here?" ”

An Lushan turned his head, squinted his eyes and looked at Wei Wu, and then smiled: "Life is like a dream and an illusion, like morning dew and twilight. Didn't you say that? ”

Obediently, I didn't expect you to be a rough and rugged person, and your brain is so good. Wei Wu said with a smile: "But what I said, the latter sentence is: All beings are obsessed with a thousand illusions, and they will not regret being trapped in the red dust." The green mountains and clear waters that General An is looking at here are also one of these thousands of fantasies. ”

An Lushan glared at Wei Wu, his face was not angry, and he snorted softly: "Wei Wu, let me ask you again, would you like to go to Fanyang with me." Glory and wealth, fine clothes and jade food, you can enjoy yourself! ”

I said, is this an ultimatum? Wei Wu looked at An Lushan's serious expression, and said cautiously: "Uh, I haven't thought about it yet, can you make me think about it for a year and a half?" Besides, I still have a worm in my belly."

An Lushan looked at Wei Wu dumbfounded, frowned and said, "Think about a year and a half?" Are you going to let me wait for you here for a year and a half? As for the worm Gu, hmph, this Gu mother was given to Master Duan by me, and I can naturally get rid of it for you. ”

You can detoxify, didn't you say it earlier, you almost signed a contract with someone for a year and a half last night! Wait for the fifth brother to detoxify me, haha, hugging Xin'er and holding Qing'er, uh, rubbing Qiu Niang Wei Wu looked at An Lushan with a longing face and said: "An, General An, you helped me detoxify!" ”

"Hmph, how can I unravel your Gu now? This Gu poison was originally made by one of my divine doctors, you go back to Fan Yang with me, and I will let him help you solve this Gu poison!" An Lushan said demagoguously.

Uh, Lao Tzu went to Fanyang with you, that's not the opposite, it's the opposite, besides, the poetry is for fun with the pickle girl, that's the fifth brother, my strength, this war strategy, we can be like Wei Wu thought for a long time, before he waved his hand respectfully, and said cautiously: "General An, Wei Wu is just a mediocre person, where can you value it so much?" And I'm so clever, where is your great wisdom? ”

(Don't go away today for the third watch, there will be a fourth watch at half past nine to count the votes)

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