Chapter 43 Dirty or Dirty
Wei Wu was dumbfounded, this old man still had a serious face, but at the moment he was full of obscene smiles. I couldn't help but sigh secretly, it seems that my shameless level has not yet reached the highest level, and it is still a little worse than this old fox.
"Ahem, I didn't say I was going to work for you here for the rest of your life!" Wei Wu hurriedly coughed twice and reminded.
Old man Duan laughed and said, "Then are you going to work for half your life?" Or ten or eight years? ”
I don't want to do it now! Wei Wu thought about the more than 1,000 taels of silver tickets in his arms, rolled his eyes, and whispered, "Can I go back and write a resignation letter now?" Hand it in tomorrow? And then I'm going to pat my ass and flash people? ”
Old Man Duan's eyes widened, and he only felt that he didn't expect that Wei Wu would not eat this Wei Wu because he was hard and soft, and he was determined to leave. The old man's face darkened, and he snorted coldly: "Hmph, don't think about it!" I'll have to work for at least three years! ”
"No way!" Wei Wu bargained: "Half a year at most!" After half a year, you have to help me detoxify for free! ”
Old man Duan gritted his teeth and said, "Half a year? Do you think I'm here for Shantang? Just come in and eat and mix for half a year, and then pat your ass and leave? It will take at least two years! ”
"Haha" An Lushan grinned, patted the table and said, "In this way, Master Duan and Wei Wu, you will each take a step back, how about a year and a half?" ”
Wei Wu thought about it, and took advantage of it, originally it was two years to take a step back, but after bargaining, it was only a year and a half to finish, and he secretly praised his clever reaction just now, and then nodded: "Okay, a year and a half is a year and a half!" ”
Cheng Long saw his own adults bargaining with this humble junior like a shrew, and couldn't help but secretly speak.
Old man Duan also smiled gloomily, anyway, you kid has a handle in my hands, I'm still afraid that you won't be able to run away? Stabilize you for a year and a half, and after a year and a half, who of us will ask for it! also nodded, and said with a look of the old man who had suffered a loss: "Well, since General An has spoken, the old man will give General An this face!" Just a year and a half! ”
Wei Wu thought of this old man's shameless skills, and when he saw the old man Duan's mouth smiling, he felt that he couldn't fall for this old fox anymore, so he opened his mouth and said loudly: "There is no basis for what you say!" Let's make a note! ”
Old man Duan's old face suddenly turned dark, and he was about to be furious, no one in this world dared to make a note with him! Immediately remembering that this Wei Wu is also a talent, he gasped twice in annoyance, and said loudly: "I Duan-what is my identity, speaking naturally counts!" Where do you need to make a note! You little is rude! If it had been someone else, I would have had someone pull out and cut off their heads! Now I forgive you for being a talent, and I won't pursue it! ”
Wei Wu turned his face when he saw this old man say that he would turn his face, and in the spirit of Ah Q, who had to bow his head under the eaves and suffered a loss, he made a look of surprise and said, "Uh, okay! If you don't make a document, you won't make a document! ”
Seeing that this kid was on the road, Old Man Duan nodded with satisfaction, waved his hand again, and said, "Well, it's not early, you can go back and rest!" I have an important business with General An tonight, so you don't need to stay here and wait!" ”
The two looked at Wei Wuxing and went out, An Lushan smiled and said, "Lord Duan, this Wei Wuxing is not bad?" ”
Duan Zizhang frowned slightly, took a sip of the fragrant tea on the table, and slowly shook his head and said, "This Wei Wu is witty and flexible, and he is a little talented, but he has no ambition. I see"
An Lushan had a smile on his rough face, reached out and picked up the wine jug in front of him, poured two sips of liquor into his throat, took a long breath, and then shook his head gently, but did not speak.
Wei Wu just walked out of the door, but saw Sun Zhuoyi sitting on the footstool with a worried face, at this moment he heard footsteps, but saw that it was Wei Wu who came out safely, the old face was suddenly full of joy and stood up suddenly, kicked the footstool far away, walked over and hugged Wei Wudao: "Brother Wei, Lord Duan didn't kill you!" ”
Wei Wu grinned at Sun Zhuoyi's bear hug, knowing that Sun Zhuoyi's sad face was because of himself, he was very moved in his heart, but he opened his mouth and said: "Ahem, if Old Man Duan doesn't kill me, I will be strangled to death by you!" ”
Sun Zhuoyi's old face flushed, he let go of Wei Wu embarrassedly, lowered his voice, and said nervously: "Don't call Old Man Duan, this person is respectful to him even if he is our handsome, cough cough, anyway, you pay attention, don't offend him!" ”
Damn, you can't offend him? Fifth brother, I almost got into a fight with this old fox in the house just now! Well, this damn old fox, but this old man's acting talent is on par with Miss Qiu in Furong Building! Ahem, when it comes to being brazen, he is more than my fifth brother, but I don't know what his identity is? Wei Wu teased in his heart, opened his mouth and asked, "Brother Sun, this old cough, what kind of official position is Lord Duan?" ”
Sun Zhuoyi patted Wei Wu's shoulder, and looked solemn: "Brother Wei, today my brother will teach you how to survive in this officialdom!" Then he looked at Wei Wu with a smug face, and when he saw the teachable look on this guy's face, he was particularly satisfied, and lowered his voice and said cautiously: "There are some things that you shouldn't know, don't ask!" The more you know, the worse it is! ”
Do you still want to teach this thing? Fifth brother, I will be seven years old! Wei Wu was disdainful in his heart, but nodded again and again: "Well, I will definitely follow Brother Sun's teachings in the future - don't ask what you shouldn't ask, don't think about what you shouldn't think, don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear!" ”
Sun Zhuoyi's eyes widened, and he patted Wei Wu's shoulder in surprise and said, "Brother Wei, you are indeed the Wenqu Star in the sky!" My grandson has been in the officialdom for so many years before he summed up this sentence. I didn't expect you to listen to it and summarize it! ”
"It's all Brother Sun's teaching, just like a lighthouse on the shore and a star at night, pointing out the way forward for the younger brother!" Wei Wu slapped Sun Zhuoyi's ass with a humble face.
Sun Zhuoyi didn't have the slightest concept of modesty, his old face was not blushing, and he grinned: "Hehe, that's it, Lao Sun, my decades of life experience have taught you today." Speaking of this, the old man blushed and whispered: "Ahem, Brother Wei, no matter what you say, you have to invite me to Furong Building."
Wei Wu saw Sun Zhuoyi's cunning face at the moment, where is he still a fool he knows? This old grandson usually looks confused, but he is the real wise fool! Feelings, he is used to pretending to be confused! It's not easy! Wei Wu raised his eyes and looked at him with a smile, and opened his mouth to respond: "That's natural, Brother Sun has given this kind of help to the younger brother, it is simply a rebirth of parents, I naturally want to invite Brother Sun to have a good meal of flower wine, oh no, a meal of water and wine!" ”
This kid is really a wonderful person. Sun Zhuoyi saw that Wei Wuji was extremely superior, and he was satisfied, and grinned.
Wei Wu returned to the Beixie Garden, but it was already more than half of the two, and he had just walked to the backyard, but he saw the candlelight flickering in his house, and he was curious, so he lowered his footsteps and leaned in front of the window to look out. I saw Li Muxin dressed in a black suit, her tight clothes lined her slender figure with an extraordinarily attractive appearance, and her flawless white face was a little red under the reflection of the dim candle flame, and the white and red were extremely attractive.
Wei Wu's heart trembled, and the upright spear that had been tortured by Li Qiuniang during the day was also ready to move at this moment. There was a slight "crunch", Wei Wu cautiously pushed the door open, walked in with a probe, and gently closed the door, and looked at the beautiful woman lying on the desk in a daze.
This little girl is really tired, I approached cautiously last night and could be found by her, and she didn't wake up to such a loud noise today. However, cough cough, fifth brother, I am amorous but not obscene, is this kind of taking advantage of people's danger to do it or not?
Entangled in his heart and under the fierce psychological struggle, Wei Wu was helpless, picked up a ball of cotton thread on the ground that was used as a lighter primer last night, and muttered in his heart: "The odd number is romantic, and the even number is obscene."
"One, two, thirty-five, sixteen!?" Wei Wu's eyes widened in shock, and he nervously turned his head sideways to look at Li Muxin, who was still sleeping, and said secretly in his heart: "I, I'm counting!" ”
It's still sixteen gods, fifth brother, I have never done such a nasty thing in my life, could it be that this is my first night Wei Wu looked up at the roof, panicked and confused, surprised and happy
After a long time, Li Muxin's apricot eyes were worried, and she suddenly found that she was still in the room of the disciple, and hurriedly stood up in a panic, but suddenly felt that her shoulders were suddenly light, and a thin quilt slowly slipped to the ground, and she looked down at herself, but she was neatly dressed and not messed up at all, and she was at a loss for a while.
Suddenly, there was a slight snoring sound behind her, and Li Muxin came back to her senses and looked at the couch. But I saw that Xiao Erzheng, the disciple of Nadeng, was lying on the couch, and his body was curled up together because of the cold. Seeing him like this, Li Muxin couldn't help but tremble, her eyes suddenly turned a little red, she turned around and gently picked up the futon on the ground, and was about to cover this little er, but saw that this guy seemed to have a sweet dream with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and immediately found that this disciple was actually holding a small tent on his lower body. No wonder I'm smiling so happily when I sleep, where is this sweet dream, it's clearly a spring dream!
Li Muxin's jade cheeks turned red suddenly, and her heart secretly sighed, her cherry mouth pouted slightly, and she put the thin quilt on it, and covered this 'disciple' tightly. Standing quietly by the bed with a blushing face, ashamed, annoyed, surprised and happy, he looked at the groggy "Dengzi" who was lying on the bed for a long time. But as if he suddenly thought of something, his face suddenly changed, he sighed faintly, blew out the candle that was about to burn to the root, pushed the door and went out, and gently brought the wooden door from the outside, turned and gradually walked away
(Ahem, Immortal Mu opened his mouth and muttered: I didn't push down Xin'er, in fact, it's not because I'm romantic, it's not because I am indecent because you know, the second update, ask for a ticket to collect the name of another chapter by the river crab)
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