The dragon in front of me is very young, I estimate that if you convert it to an adult, you will be in your teens, and it will definitely not be an adult, and the pink little face is too delicate, and there are even two pimples. He raised his head and asked, "Why did you run out with the curtains on?" ”

I was directly asked by the little dragon cub, and I was stunned for a long time, I don't know if he saw through it, and forced a face: "Are you blind?" I'm a lotus robe, what kind of curtains and carpets? If you don't know, don't talk nonsense. The dragon nodded in astonishment, and then asked, "What are you doing with a big torch?" I looked at the copycat "Fire Tip Gun" in my hand, and I was embarrassed to refute it.

I asked, "How do you know how to speak in the vernacular?" The dragon held his hands on the keyboard, and said with a smile: "I even have several broken computers, how can I not understand the vernacular?" He lowered his head to look at the girl in the goose yellow shirt, and asked amiably, "Tang Tang, don't you remember me?" I'm the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea, En...... It's the QQ friend who told you the story of an octopus catching seashells...... You don't remember me? The girl named Tang Tang just shook her head, cried a mess, and didn't say a word.

I said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, you are a sea clan, no matter how smart you are, what can you do?" Do you have electricity in the sea? Aren't computers afraid of water? How did you know how to use QQ to chat? Then the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea said, "Why can't it work?" Waterproof technology is not a problem for a long time, as long as you pull a closed cable, plus a secretly connected telephone line, can't you go to the Internet...... Of course, we belong to stealing someone else's account, Dr. Octopus said that the Internet speed may be a little worse......" He cleared his throat: "But I don't want to play any online games, it's just to talk about QQ bubble eyebrows, so the requirements are not so high...... But what do you mean? I just want to meet my netizens, do you need to dress up like a fool and run around to spoil the scenery? ”

I crawled off the back of the brown panda, and the stupid fork didn't understand what was going on, and flew up and down around me with a red ribbon in his mouth, panting out of breath from exhaustion. I glanced at the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea and asked, "...... you guys Really a netizen? "I thought that this world is too crazy, it's ridiculous enough for a dead fat man to fall in love with a shemale, this East China Sea Dragon Prince surfs the Internet to soak his sister, and he doesn't look like an ordinary warrior anymore.

The Dragon Prince of the East China Sea made a nymphomaniac: "Originally, I was just bored...... It's okay to go online to look at other people's space, and by the way, secretly cook or something...... Later, I occasionally clicked into Tang Tang's space......" The beautiful eyebrows who squatted on the ground with a finger of a hand full of meat continued: "The first sentence at the beginning attracted me: 'We are sugar, sweet to sadness!'" 'Wow, it's so beautiful, it's so charming, it's so delicate, it's so ......" I waved my hand and interrupted his way, patted my fire-tipped gun impatiently, and said, "Tell the point." ”

The Dragon Prince of the East China Sea retracted his confused eyes and said, "There's nothing to focus on...... I added her QQ friends and started chatting...... Later, she said that she wanted to play online games, so I accompanied her to play "Zhu Xian" for another year...... You know, I'm a sea clan, I don't have mainland currency, so I don't have to think about recharging, it's easy to practice a few roles, and I am often knocked down by others as soon as I meet......" Speaking of this, the little prince also spat indignantly.

I coughed dryly and said, "What are you kidding?" The Terrans and the Sea Clans have long had a covenant to not invade each other and live their own lives, how dare you peep into the human world? ”

The Dragon Prince of the East China Sea looked at me with a stupid look and said, "Aren't you so pedantic? The mermaid clan of the West Sea has long been in cahoots with the coastal countries, otherwise why would those barbarians along the coast of the Dashi Sea Kingdom become strong overnight and beat your Oriental people to the ground? He actually sighed and said, "I have already thought about it, when I become the king of the East China Sea, I must abolish that outdated treaty and develop in harmony with your human race." He reluctantly told me, "But my grandfather is very stubborn, and he has always forbade us to associate with the human race." If it weren't for Dr. Octopus's sneaky help, I wouldn't have had a chance to get to know you. ”

I was shocked by what he said, and walked over and pulled the girl named Tang Tang to her feet. The girl is only seventeen or eighteen years old, not even like a college student, but the age of the girl is generally difficult to judge, and a woman from fifteen to thirty-five, as long as she is well maintained, basically looks like seventeen or eighteen. Of course, this little beauty named Tang Tang is still really beautiful, with a pink melon seed face, curved black eyebrows, big black eyes, and a straight little nose, all of which are very attractive, plus her face is relatively fleshy, it looks very cute. Not only was the East China Sea Dragon Prince dizzy, but even I had to admit that she was very attractive. asked, "Little sister, now you tell me the truth, this kid...... Is it all true? Tang Tang sobbed and just cried, whimpering aggrievedly: "It's true...... But how do I know he's not human at all......

The Dragon Prince of the East China Sea was anxious: "What if it's not a human?" Back then, my grandfather's father once went ashore to look for his wife, but he met Nezha...... "squinted at me, and said, "Dressed like you......"

I squinted and saw that the stupid fork was still flying up and down with red silk in my mouth, so I quickly grabbed it and pressed it to my shoulder, and whispered, "Okay, okay, let's rest." ”

The Dragon Prince of the East China Sea quit and said noisily: "Then why didn't you say it earlier?" My husband has been calling me for several years, and now I suddenly have to turn my face? I hurriedly shouted to stop and asked in amazement, "Husband?" Are you married? "What a mess! Fortunately, the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea explained: "It's married, but it's not really married, it's married in the game......" asked Tang Tang: "How many times have we been married?" Four or five? Seeing that Tang Tang didn't answer, he turned around and said to me stupidly: "I remember that I got married once when I played "Zhu Xian", and I got married twice when I played "Beast Blood Boiling...... The most glorious one was the voice wedding held on the YY29981 channel, and the biggest one was the one, and there were thousands of guests alone......" Tang Tang whimpered: "Those are all games, okay...... How can you take it seriously? ”

When the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea heard this, he was furious and shouted: "How can you make a game about emotional matters?" Then he came back to me and asked, "What's your name?" ”

I said my name is Ning Xueming, you can also call me ******. The Dragon Prince of the East China Sea nodded and asked, "Lao Hua, you come to judge the theory, can you blame me for this?" "I scratched my head, thinking that I couldn't understand the transnational love of the fat man, but now it's good, and I encountered a cross-ethnic emotional entanglement.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea sat down on a reef angrily and said, "Do you think I'm easy? In order to surf the Internet, I have to swim thousands of miles away every day to surf the Internet on the edge of Qingdao, imagining that my lover is on the other side of the water...... For this matter, I have been beaten by my grandfather a lot......" uncovered the seaweed shirt, showed us the scars under his ribs, and said, "See, my grandfather's beating hurts...... But how did this turn out to be? ”

I felt quite embarrassed about this, so I poked my fire-tipped gun on the beach, leaned over cautiously, sat down next to the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea, and asked, "Brother, what's your name?" The Dragon Prince of the East China Sea drooped his head and said weakly: "My name is Eight Horses." As soon as I heard it, I was amused: "The name is quite familiar...... On the American continent, there used to be a stupid president, also called this name......" Boiling Eight Horse glared back at me, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "You are the stupid name." ”

I patted him on the shoulder, which was full of fish scales, dipped my hand in slime, secretly wiped it on my battle dress, and said, "Man, you see, everything in the world can be reluctant, so the ancients said that man will conquer heaven...... But there is an exception to this matter, and that is feelings, and the matter of feelings, unlike anything else, must be consensual. Secretly gestured to Tang Tang, told her to crawl away quickly, and continued: "And the relationship is also changing from time to time, it is possible that today's lovers will part ways tomorrow and go their separate ways." You should have heard: husband and wife are originally birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when the disaster comes, right? ”

Boiling Eight Horses disagreed with my point of view, and said: "This is the concept of your human race, our dragon clan pays attention to doing what you want, whoever I like is who I like, no matter what the result is in the future, I like it first and then talk about it." Even though we dragons have a long lifespan, we don't want to waste time, and we always cherish every minute and every second of time we spend with our lovers. Because we know that those good times are very short, like sand in the palm of your hand, no matter how tightly you hold it, it will always leak light. ”

I laughed and said, "Then everything should be based on reality, right?" The Internet is originally a virtual space, and it's not good to take it too seriously, so let's treat it as a game. The Dragon Prince of the East China Sea shook his head like a rattle and said: "The Internet is virtual, yes, but the people in front of the computer are real, with the help of the virtual space of the Internet, people can temporarily abandon a lot of rules and regulations, and express each other's emotions in a relatively fair environment...... Isn't that precious? This guy was in a mood, and he didn't even realize that Tang Tang was getting farther and farther away.

I glanced at the hostages I wanted to rescue and saw that the hostages I wanted to rescue had basically escaped, and I also had a little affection for the little dragon in front of me, so I said: "Don't be too, the dragon clan is lustful, everyone knows this, except for the treasure, the favorite is the beauty......

Boiling eight horses were proud: "Hehe, Lao Hua, I really didn't think you knew our ......" turned his head, saw that Tang Tang had climbed far, jumped up, and shouted: "Why are you crawling away...... "Take a big stride and chase after it." At this time, Tang Tang didn't climb out too far, I was worried that I would still be caught up by the boiling eight horses, and when I saw that the eight horses had run out, I hurriedly bent over, grabbed the long dragon tail behind him, and pulled hard, and the boiling eight horses over there touched it, and fell a big somersault on my back.

This time, the eight horses got angry and waved their big tails vigorously. The strength of the dragon clan is very strong, just now he was in a mood, only to be pulled by me, and now when he is angry, he waved his big tail from side to side, I tried my best and couldn't hold it, and he threw it on the beach.

I got up as soon as I got up, and the fire-tipped spear next to me happened to be poked at me, so I reached out and copied it, and shouted: "Boil the eight horses, and if you go wild again, you will be welcome." The Dragon Prince of the East China Sea snorted, and was about to chase Tang Tang, I shook it vigorously in front of him with my fire-tipped spear, and the flames several feet long shouted and jumped, and immediately blocked him in place.

Seeing that Tang Tang in the distance had already stood up and galloped, he stretched out his hand at me and shouted, "You return my wife!" I waved my hand and said, "Brother, don't give up, your 'wife' doesn't want you anymore, you still die, you didn't see her running as fast as ......"

There was a cruel smile in the eyes of the eight horses: "It doesn't matter if she runs away, it's the same if I catch you back!" I was startled and shocked, "What did you say?" "Then he drew out two mallets sharpened from behind him, and one came up, and at once I dropped my fiery spear to the ground.

Then the second mallet of the eight horses smashed down, and at that moment I was really frightened, and I staggered away in my busy schedule, and then ran away...... Fighting with dragons? Are you kidding! Let's find helicopter artillery to deal with him.

I didn't know that I ran out a few steps away, and my brown panda roared and pounced, and with one paw he fanned the boiled eight horses into a somersault, and the two mallets were thrown aside.

Haha, it's still my brown panda!

If I can beat him, what else can I run? After turning around in a circle, I ran back again, stopped the next killer of the brown panda, stood on the beach, looked at the East China Sea Dragon Prince who was curled up on the ground, and said, "Man, I actually sympathize with your plight, but you are so domineering, it's not good, right?" "The brown panda is three or four meters tall and strong, standing on the shore to compete, naturally our side has the upper hand.

The eight horses glared at me viciously, roared, grabbed a large handful of sea sand, and struggled to sprinkle it on the head and face of the brown panda, although the brown panda was fierce, but it couldn't react It was a delaying plan, just when it turned its head to avoid, the dragon prince of the East China Sea suddenly pounced, lazy and hugged me, and struggled to crawl into the sea. He had two more short legs than Sister Destruction, and of course he was faster. A sprint took me to the beach.

Jiaolong entered the sea, the tiger returned to Nanshan, and it would be difficult to subdue him, not to mention that this guy was still holding me, I couldn't catch the pistol on my waist and the beauty snake waist knife, so I had to backhand my "Qiankun circle" **** up, and smashed it heavily on the horns of the forehead of the boiling horse. That thing is quite heavy, and it is very inconvenient to use, although the head of the East China Sea Dragon Prince who smashed it this time is crooked, and it also makes my tired wrist sore.

Boiling eight horses seemed to see my weakness, and immediately it was a head hammer, this time he took the initiative and I was passive, and my "Qiankun circle" suddenly fell out of my hand and fell into the sea.

At a glance, several helicopters had already flown up on the Qingdao trestle, and they probably saw that our side was very dangerous, so they fired a missile regardless of it. Of course, in order to avoid accidentally injuring me, the missile was shot a lot off, but the explosion of the "bump" also startled the eight horses.

The guy realized that our men had outflanked us, and he didn't even think about it, so he took me and sank into the sea. I opened my mouth and shouted for help, but I opened my mouth, took a sip of bitter and salty seawater, and hurriedly closed my mouth. When I was in a panic, I vaguely felt that my body was still sinking...... It's over, I'm a landlubber, dragged into the sea by a dragon, do I still have my life? After a meal, his grandmother's boiled eight horses actually pulled me directly to the shallows under the sea. As soon as this guy landed on the bottom of the sea with his feet, he immediately swam with all his strength and carried me towards the deep waters. His king of the aquarium, swimming so fast that he almost caught up with the missiles. The pressure of the water from the split face scraped my whole body, and it was as uncomfortable as it was. If I hadn't kept my mouth shut, maybe I would have drunk a belly of seawater and become a pot-bellied woman.

I held my breath and reached for my pistol, this was my last chance, and if I didn't kill him soon, I would soon drown. At this time, he was bent on fleeing for his life, and he couldn't care about the feat of the Terran Sea Clan Alliance.

But the damn little dragon cub stopped me and hugged me, stuck the waist knife and the May Fourth pistol of the beautiful snake, I grabbed several handfuls in a hurry, and grabbed two strange-shaped artificial latex at once...... The artificial gills developed by Professor Park!

At that moment, I was so happy that I was dying, I heard Professor Park say that these two things can be stuffed directly into the nostrils. Quickly stuffed the two soft little things, and took a breath...... Hehe, don't really say it, there's no problem at all, it's just that the air filtered through the artificial gills has a faint smell of cockles, which is weird.

But at this time, the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea was also swimming faster and faster, he hugged me tightly with both arms, and the remaining two legs kicked the beach under the sea one by one, swinging the huge dragon tail, and moving forward quickly.

I fumbled and wanted to use my hands to pinch the neck of the eight horses, but before I could touch the place, the dragon stopped suddenly, and whispered in my ear: "Silence! There are sea monsters! I scolded in my heart: "Aren't you ****** the king of the East China Sea, why is his grandmother still afraid of sea monsters?" But listening to him very serious, and I couldn't help but wonder, I hurriedly opened my eyes, but my eyes were irritated by the salty seawater, and it was easy to get used to it, and when I looked up, I was stunned: what a gorgeous underwater world! (To be continued.) )