Someone saw a dragon on the beach?!!

Are you kidding? Is the dragon something you can see if you want to? But that's exactly what Yu Duanwu said! Such explosive news naturally calmed us all at once, and everyone looked at each other, dumbfounded, and at a loss. I asked astringently, "How can it be...... How do you see a dragon? Where did the dragon come from? "It's just that after seeing the Titans, we shouldn't be surprised by any creature anymore, even creatures as outrageous as the Titans can exist, and they are still a little related to us, so what strange things can't happen?

But the dragon is too outrageous, we all know that the dragon is the totem of the Chinese, which has been used by us for thousands of years, and there has always been only the symbol of the dragon on the royal flag of all dynasties. Emperor Lao'er is the true son of the dragon, that is to say, the dragon is the son of the sky. It is a symbol of supremacy. We also proudly proclaimed to the world that we are descendants of the dragon.

But we also know that the dragon is just a mythical creature, and it cannot exist in reality. The reason is simple, dragons were created by the Chinese. It is not a real creature, as a totem of the dragon, at first it was just a coiled snake, a symbol of the Yellow Emperor tribe. Later, through negotiations or wars, our ancestors annexed countless tribal alliances, large and small.

In order to promote the great integration of the whole nation, the Yellow Emperor, who has a large number of hearts, decided to add a little bit to the totems of various tribes and become a part of our totem, so that the original coiled snake has appeared one after another on the body of the deer horns, fish scales, phoenix-like tail, eagle-like claws, shrimp-like whiskers, horse-like heads...... Overall, the dragon is a splice, a combination of countless animal limbs. Such a situation contributes to the great integration of the Chinese nation to a considerable extent, in other words, the dragon is an artificial synthesis that serves politics.

Wouldn't it be a slippery thing for such a creature to suddenly appear? Therefore, I naturally laughed and scolded: "I said Miss Yu, how much fake wine have you drunk?" began to talk nonsense......" turned to the dead fat man and said, "It seems that Tsingtao Beer has a false reputation...... Look at what has happened to our Yu girl......"

Yu Duanwu stammered, "No...... I didn't say drunken words, the brothers of the headquarters of Fulduo arrived in Qingdao, and naturally wanted to do the friendship of the landlord, so when the sky was clear and the zongzi would not appear, I asked a few sisters in the base to go to the beach to pick some seafood and give the brothers a taste, after all, our Qingdao cockles are unique in the world...... Not long after they arrived at the beach, a green dragon with short legs climbed up to the shore, caught one of our sisters, and made a mockery...... The others were frightened and returned, but the girl named Tang Tang was detained by the green dragon, and the sisters who got it back reported it to me, and I didn't dare to be negligent, so I hurriedly ran to the brothers at the headquarters of Fuldo for help. ”

As soon as we heard it, what Yu Duanwu said had a nose and eyes, not like he was lying, and couldn't help but straighten his face, everyone looked at each other, and then ordered Yu Duanwu to call all the girls who were brought back.

The girls were only seventeen or eighteen years old, and when they were called to us, they were all frightened and cried. Su Wan softened her heart, pulled a little sister over, and asked, "Don't be afraid, tell us a good story, what's going on, how did you encounter Jiaolong?" ”

The girl sobbed and told us what had happened, the situation was not much different from what Yu Duanwu said, and at the same time she described the appearance of the dragon to us in more detail, saying that the guy was in a rough human form, with a baby face, scales all over his body, and a very long tail. As soon as the guy climbed to the shore, he immediately caught the most beautiful girl named Tang Tang, and said something as soon as he opened his mouth: "Little lady, go back to the Dragon Palace with me to enjoy your happiness...... Countless pearl agate ......"

The dead fat man was furious when he heard this, and shouted: "I know what's going on, it must be the old problem left over by the third prince of the East China Sea. Everyone nodded, and they all felt that the dead fat man's analysis was reasonable, and even I secretly admired the dead fat man's recent progress a lot.

Yao Jin said: "These sea tribes don't know what to do, and they climb up to the shore at every turn to find the flower girl, his grandmother's, do they treat us as a brothel?" It's so deceitful! Angry, he asked Su Wan for an order: "Brother Jiu, I'll take the artillery battalion to **** damn immediately." ”

The dead fat man also nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, what are you doing when you get to the shore?" Let's send out a helicopter, bring a big fishing net, and catch him with our heads, the third prince of the East China Sea is his current role model. ”

Su Wan turned her head to me, it seemed that as long as I nodded, she planned to send troops everywhere to arrest that daring dragon.

I shook my head slowly and said, "Don't worry, everyone, this matter really can't be reckless, we just dealt with the Sea Clan, and we must not turn against each other all at once." The dragon clan has dominated the sea frontier for a long time, and its strength should not be underestimated. Fang Cai Jiu also said that we must reach an alliance with the Sea Clan at present, otherwise after the army of the dungeon leveled the American continent, they forcibly crossed the Bering Strait, and we have no way at all. If there were thousands of swordfish in the East China Sea blocking the Bering Strait at that time, at least the stability of Asia, Europe and Africa would have been maintained. ”

The dead fat man shook his head again and again, and said: "Lao Hua, we all understand what you said, but you have also seen that these bastards of the Sea Clan are too annoying, and their own women are not enough for them to play, and they still come to shoot our women...... We can't even protect our own women, let those miscellaneous bullies, so even if we live, what's the point? ”

I nodded and said, "I also know this, but fortunately, it hasn't been a big mistake yet, I think, it's better to be killed than to be captured alive, and it is better to be captured alive than to be scared away...... It is better to scare the dragon away. First, we can save our sisters, and second, we won't immediately form a deep grudge with the old dragon king of the East China Sea. ”

The dead fat man said angrily: "What are you kidding? Scared away? What do we take to scare people away? That's a dragon, do you think it's an earthworm? ”

I smiled and nodded, and said, "Just because he's a dragon, it's better to scare...... Even we all know the story of Nezha's troubles in the sea, and the old dragon king must be even more unforgettable! That's their permanent pain, I think we might as well send someone to dress up Nezha, I guess as soon as we stop at the beach, the dragon will be scared away. ”

Everyone laughed and said, "Is this okay?" I nodded solemnly and said, "It will work!" He looked at everyone and said, "I'll take care of this matter, first, I'm good at classical culture, and second, I have the protection of the brown panda, even if I don't scare the dragon away, at least I can save our sisters." ”

Everyone looked at each other, and it took a long time before they nodded one after another, and the dead fat man said, "That's fine...... Lao Hua, you go to explore the way first, we have the artillery fighters equipped here, in case you can't scare that damn Jiaolong away, our side will start a general attack immediately, and it's still too late...... His grandmother's, is it a blessing or a curse, the Sea Clan bullied us like this, and after I caught the dragon, I also pulled out its dragon tendons and used it as a trouser belt. ”

The plan has been decided, and preparations are made immediately. Let's not talk about the dead fat man's side, anyway, it's such a modern-level firepower configuration. As soon as I was ready, I encountered a big problem.

The first is to fake Nezha, which must be similar in appearance. None of us have ever seen Nezha, so naturally we don't know how to dress up, and later Yu Duanwu found a makeup artist and said: "Since there is no special definition, let's just draw according to the image of Nezha in the TV series, I guess that Jiaolong may not have seen Nezha himself, let's be confused, maybe we can get over." Everyone nodded yes, this makeup artist is really powerful, and his hands and feet are also nimble, and in less than three minutes, he shaved my hair, leaving only two small pieces close to my forehead, pretending to be Nezha's horned hairstyle.

As soon as my hair was combed, a Qingdao aunt next to me brought a pink silk fabric, and I saw that this thing looked a bit like a curtain. When I inquired, sure enough, it was the curtains, the lining of the pink cloth, and the outer layer of tulle.

The aunt haphazardly wrapped the curtain around my shoulder, took a king-size pair of scissors, clicked a few scissors, and cut the curtain into a very avant-garde lotus shawl. Before the clothes were ready, two local girls rushed up, took off my pants, bent down, each holding a slender strap in their hands, and wrapped it around my calves, and in a moment they wrapped two leggings similar to fish scale combat boots. Looking back at my aunt, she has already started to make me a battle skirt with the leftover fabric.

In less than five minutes, all my equipment was ready, Su Wan walked over, holding a large paint jar in one hand, and a brush in the other, and painted my little panties bright red with a little paint, she raised her eyes to look at it, and painted me with two red faces with the remaining paint.

Seeing that the costumes and makeup were almost equipped, Yu Duanwu rushed out to give me Zhang Luo's weapon, I was afraid that he would mess up the pot for me, and shouted at his back: "Don't forget that Nezha has three weapons: Qiankun Circle, Chaotian Aya and Fire Spear!" "I thought that the Qiankun circle was easy to do or something, and it would be foolish to find a steel ring and a ribbon, so where can I find the fire-tipped spear?

As a result, I haven't finished thinking about it, Yu Duanwu has already run back quickly, and when I saw that he was doing it so fast, I knew that there was nothing good to equip me, and when I saw it, I was so angry that I was angry. The guy first wrapped a big red ribbon around my waist and said, "This bastard can almost be fake, you remember to say hello to the stupid fork and fly around you a few times with the strap in his mouth, it's even more like." ”

As soon as I nodded, Yu Duanwu quickly put a big circle around my neck, and said a little apologetically: "Qiankun circle, this thing is really not easy to find...... I'll ask someone to remove one of the ferry's rudders for you, knock out the middle part, and use it so-so. "When I look closely, isn't it, the rudder resembles the steering wheel of a car, but there are a lot of handles on the periphery of the circle. I looked at the Qiankun circle around my neck and said with a smile; "You say this is the Qiankun Circle? How do I look at sunflowers? ”

Yu Duanwu was very sorry, and said with a bitter face: "We have tried our best to do it......" I smiled bitterly and said: "Okay, okay, forget it, what about my fire-tipped spear?" That thing has to be on fire! Hot wheels or something is too high-end, if you don't have it, you can't have it, and the fire tip gun can't be dealt with so so-so anymore. ”

Yu Duanwu repeatedly assured me that he would not make another mistake this time, and that he had already given a death order, telling the villagers to find a way to get a high-fidelity fire-tipped spear out. Several senior mechanics have already received orders, promising to get me a decent fire-tipped gun.

Sure enough, in less than two minutes, the villagers sent my fire-tipped gun over, and when I saw it, it was just a stainless steel pipe, one end of the pipe had been sealed by electric welding, and the other end was artificially forged and flattened, which did not look like a fire-tipped gun at all, but like a large spatula for frying eggs.

This time I was really angry, and scolded, "You really want to kill me, don't you?" Are you a spear? Where is the fire? Yu Duanwu smiled wryly: "Old flower, don't worry...... "I took out the lighter from my pocket and lit the head of the big pan spatula, and the flame was quite fierce. I was dumbfounded, and I listened to Yu Duanwu explain: "Lao Hua, we have done our best...... This stainless steel tube is filled with high-grade fish oil, which can burn continuously for more than ten hours, and will never be extinguished by shaking...... And look at the old flower, the flame is so big, doesn't it look very majestic? ”

I looked myself up and down, and felt that the Qingdao villagers could do this in less than ten minutes, and it was really not simple, and the GDP of Shandong Province over the years has continuously rushed into the top three in the country.

Su Wan pulled out her pistol and helped me stuff it into my waist, grabbed a lot of bullets, but found that there was nowhere to put it, I remembered the sisters who were being molested by Jiaolong, I couldn't care so much, and said, "I have a small pocket in my underwear." Su Wan just flickered, then pulled my underwear and put all the bullets into the small pocket. As for whether she took the opportunity to steal my tofu in the panic, I didn't notice.

The dead fat man also squeezed over with his fat body, pulled out his beautiful snake short-waisted knife, and was about to insert it into my waist, and said in his mouth: "It's all like that...... What if there is a real fight? Let's take the fat brother's waist knife. "This waist knife dead fat man has always cherished his life, and it surprised me to be able to contribute at this time. I immediately scolded, "Scabbard...... Give me the scabbard with you...... You just stuck a waist knife in my waist, did you give me a weapon, or did you want to cut off my life? ”

Look at the equipment is almost, glance at the watch, a full nine minutes have passed, look at the stupid fork squatting on my shoulder and about to fall asleep, I hurriedly beckoned the brown panda over, climbed on the shoulder of the brown panda with the help of everyone, used the way of riding the neck, fixed the body, and asked Yu Duanwu to find a bamboo dustpan and give it to the brown panda to eat, and then pointed to the shore of the matter, and shouted: "Let's go!" ”

Someone had already cleared out the road and indicated the direction, the brown panda was extremely fast, and soon rushed to the fracture surface of the trestle, this place originally had a section of cement bridge slab to link the mainland, last night because he was worried about being besieged by the sea tribe and zongzi at the same time, so Yu Duanwu ordered it to be blown up. Looking at the blue and secluded water, I was still thinking about how this guy would get over, but I saw the brown panda plunged into the water with a fierce son, and I was soaked, although the brown panda quickly climbed the opposite coastal roadbed, but my "equipment" was also a mess, especially my pink shawl and lotus dress, because it was silk fabric, almost all of them were attached to my body.

Fortunately, the fire-tipped spear that Yu Duanwu prepared for me was long enough, and it was not dragged into the sea together, and it was not extinguished for the time being. When I saw the blazing fire, I couldn't help but feel a little stronger, and I couldn't help but worry about the trapped sister in my mind, and immediately urged the brown panda to run quickly to the beach where the accident happened. Looking back at the old medicine, their helicopter is ready to go, just waiting for my news.

Fortunately, the little girls who were chasing the sea did not go too far, and after about two capes, I saw a girl in a goose yellow shirt sitting on the beach, and a dragon with a length of seven or eight meters meandered around the girl, and the guy had forked horns on his head, covered with green phosphorus, and his bulging muscles showed the wild power contained in it. It had two short legs, and it stood like a human, and it was about the same height as us ordinary people, but the big tail that he dragged behind him was five or six meters long, and it was more colorful than the tail of a beautiful snake.

The brown panda ran closer and closer, and the sea breeze blew, and I faintly heard the dragon say: "...... Donghae Dragon Palace...... Splendor...... Thousands of miles of sea frontier...... Traveling the world ......"

My nose was crooked when I heard it, and I shouted from afar: "Bah! The demon dragon of the Vultures, Hugh is rude, and he still dismounts and surrenders quickly, when will he wait?! Urging the brown panda to run all the way to a place more than ten meters away from Jiaolong's body, he stopped, clenched my fire-tipped spear with both hands, and pretended to descend as a god.

Standing closer, I can see the guy's appearance clearly: his head and face are much more delicate than the Titans, at least there are not so many sarcomas, if I just look at the face, I would really think that this is whose middle school student ran out to make a prank.

This really scared the dragon, he didn't care about teasing the breathless girl who was squatting on the ground crying, raised his head to look at me, and asked in shock: "Why did you run out wearing curtains?" (To be continued.) )