Chapter 56 Wisdom in a hurry
"What's going on? I had just been out for a while, and someone in the hall asked someone to open the skylight?! People also called people to fight?! Where the fuck did this hairy god come from?! β
Looking up at the roof with a large hole in the bullet, and then looking at the few little apprentices with red and swollen faces crowded behind the crowd and looking at themselves, Xiang Youbao suddenly lost his temper and shouted at the nine monkeys who ran towards him!
Shrinking his neck, the nine monkeys looked back at the door leading to the second courtyard, and said to Xiang Youbao in a suppressed voice: "Senior brother, don't be in a hurry here!" More trouble is yet to come! The head of the sect has already asked Duan Ye to come over, and looking at Duan Ye's face, he is afraid that this matter is really a big trouble! β
Taking a deep breath, Xiang Youbao motioned for Nalan to go back to the house first, raised his legs and walked towards the second courtyard, and directly pushed open the door of the house where Na Jiuye and the others were meeting.
It can be seen that because Duan Ye was invited, several dried and fresh fruits were placed on the table of the Eight Immortals in the house, and the teapot was also specially bought for the pre-rain Longjing buds. Even if the room was filled with the thick smoke from Duan Ye's smoking, he could still smell the refreshing aroma of tea.
didn't look at Na Jiuye and the others who were sitting in the room with their brows locked, Xiang Youbao raised his hand and arched his hand to Duan Ye, who was throwing a cigarette butt at his feet: "Duan Ye, they all say that the trading shops on the street of Zhushikou, the three sects and the nine streams all point to you for dinner, but if you want to see the real Buddha, it really has to be a coincidence, please knock three times!" I haven't seen you for a long time, but your spirit is even stronger! β
Looking at Xiang Youbao with slanted eyes, Duan Ye reached out and touched the cigarette case placed on the table, and threw a cigarette into his mouth: "Just play with me here haha!" I don't know which Fang Tai Sui my surname Duan bumped into this year, why is this unlucky not over?! A few days ago, a few brothers under his hands were walking on the street, and they could ask someone to cover their heads with a sack and beat them up, and the piggybackers even grabbed guns! I haven't figured out the way to this matter, but you've provoked that fool here again."
Lit a foreign fire and lit a cigarette, Duan Ye snorted half a cigarette in one breath, and then took a long breath of smoke: "Come on, the gossip on the side is also gone!" As for the unscrupulous master, you don't have to guess anything, I'll give you a happy word here - that master said that I can't be provoked, that is those officials of the Republic of China government in Sijiu City, and you have to give a smile first when you see him! β
In a panic, he took out two oceans from his arms, and Na Jiuye hurriedly put the two oceans on the table next to Duan Ye: "But the work that the master has given is really impossible to practice!" Master Duan, no matter what, you have to give us a word, even if you can give us some grace, then we can think of a way to do it, right? β
Squinting his eyes and glancing at the two oceans that Na Jiu Ye had placed in his hand, Duan Ye sneered and shook his head: "Na Jiu Ye, it seems that you still don't understand this!" As for that master, Sensei said that my surname Duan is a stinky patrol of the streets, even if it is those characters in Sijiu City, who want to see this master, then you have to wait carefully, and wait for when the master is happy, so that you can enter the house and drink tea! Let's make it clear - this master has to leave Sijiu City in four days, and the silver eyebrows and gold thrush he sent are the things that plan to show his face on their old man's birthday! If you don't follow his thoughts, you will be at the entrance of the main gate of the fire, that is the patrol police station under my surname Duan, and it will be demolished if this master says that it will be demolished! β
Raising his hand and putting the two oceans into his pocket, he grabbed a few more begonia fruits and pinched them in the palm of his hand, Duan Ye stood up with a big grin, raised his legs and walked towards the door: "It's not that my surname Duan is not righteous, but I can't afford to provoke the surname Duan!" Ladies and gentlemen, please be blessed! β
Seeing Duan Ye pushing the door and walking away, Na Jiu Ye suddenly sat down on the chair, clenched his fists with both hands and knocked hard on the door of his head: "How can this be?"
grabbed Na Jiuye's wrist, and shouted at Na Jiuye in a warm voice: "Uncle Shi, don't be in a hurry to get angry, this matter has already come to the door, and there is no way to hide from the left and right, so it's useless for us to be anxious?" The left is just a soldier to block, water to cover, you tell me first, what is going on? β
Sighing heavily, Na Jiuye babbled about what happened in the morning to Xiang Youbao, and asked Xie Menshen to mention the bird cage to the house for Xiang Youbao to see, and then sighed and shook his head at Xiang Youbao and said with a wry smile: "It's just such a job, even if you ask the ancestor to go down to earth, I'm afraid that you can't train a thrush out of the mouth in three days!" β
Lifting the black cloth covering the bird's cage, the leopard looked at the silver and gold thrush, and muttered in a low voice: "This bird's condition is really good!" If you can really serve thirty-six mouths, then you can really take them out and stand out in front of people! Can be three days"
Like a yak whose head has been provoked, Xie Menshen spewed out a breath from his nostrils fiercely: "After three days of hard work, it is said that thirty-six thrushes have been trained to call their mouths, that is, to find a suitable one to whistle, I am afraid it will take a lot of thought!" β
Twisting his brows, Na Jiuye also nodded unconsciously: "It's true!" Since the early years of the fire, after the main gate of the fire was dispersed, several good hands who usually relied on the fire to order whistles to eat at the main gate almost broke off the craft incense! The Xu family in the front door building has returned to their hometown in Shanxi, and the craftsmanship of the Tang family in Houhai is not as good as before, and there is only a bird in Fengwei Hutong left, and it is estimated that the master who can do the eight-tone whistle is still here, and we are all muddy and dirty, how can I still think about the idea of other people's homes? ! β
brought a bowl of hot tea to Na Jiuye, and Xiang Youbao also looked at the birdcage on the table with a frown, but he couldn't figure out a way!
According to the things that used to serve thrushes and starlings, it took more than half a year to slowly cultivate the bird's tongue little by little, so that the bird's call sounded tactful and long, crisp and bright!
And in this half a year's effort, not only can the bird not hear the chirping of the same kind of birds, but also cannot hear other noises. If the bird learns to make some strange movements, no matter how good the bird is, it is worthlessβin the jargon, the bird is dirty, and everyone doesn't want to give it away for nothing!
It was easy to wait for the bird to fix its tongue, and then it was necessary to find a whistle made by a master craftsman, and blow it over and over again next to the bird's cage in a different way, so that the bird could gradually remember these calls, and at the same time gradually learn these calls.
After waiting for more than a year, the bird learned 36 different movements, so that he could cover the bird cage with a black cloth and hang it in the woods in the early morning when there were few people and clean, so that the bird could fight with the wild bird and stimulate the fierceness of the bird. It wasn't until the bird was able to call out thirty-six calls in one breath in order to win that it was done!
If you want to put together all this water grinding effort into three days, it is said that the ancestor of Huo Zhengmen has descended to earth, that is, the gods can't do it
Digging hard, Xiang Youbao couldn't think of any way for a while, but looking at Na Jiuye's sad appearance, Xiang Youbao could only comfort Na Jiu Ye without words: "Uncle, you should tell me, in the past, we used to serve these things in the main gate of the fire, what kind of things and whistles did we have to use?" β
Drooping his head, Na Jiuye coping listlessly with Xiang Youbao's question: "The birds waiting for the call in the main gate of the fire, that Zuo is just holding a white porcelain slag soaked in rootless water to moisten the voice of those birds, and then with the yellow millet rice steamed from grasshopper juice to make up for the bird's confidence." Sometimes there are too many birds to be trained, and the master who knows how to whistle is too busy, so he has to make an eight-tone whistle, blow one by one, and hear the same call in seven or eight rooms."
Suddenly, there was a leopard in front of him, and he suddenly came to his senses: "What kind of blow is that?" β
Shaking his head weakly, Na Jiu Ye sighed and replied casually: "That is the unique craft of the Hongjia family in Fengwei Hutong, and there are eight identical whistles, and I don't know what kind of doorway they make, just blow one whistle, within a radius of five zhang, the other seven whistles can be exactly the same again!" Alas, it's all at this time, why are you still thinking about these useless things?"
Blinking his eyes, Xiang Youbao thought for a moment, and suddenly shouted at Na Jiuye: "Uncle Shi, don't worry, maybe we will encounter this trouble, and we will fall on this whistle!" The Fengwei Hutong finch Hong family you said just now, can you still do this kind of eight-tone whistle? β
Looking at Xiang Youbao with wide eyes in confusion, Na Jiu Ye hesitated and said, "This is not possible!" I heard that the old shopkeeper of the Que'er Hong family is old, and he has long stopped picking up these things in person. Although the things made by a few juniors in the family are okay, but I really don't know if the craftsmanship of making eight-tone whistles has been handed down? I said there is a leopard, what idea do you come up with? β
stretched out a slap towards Na Jiuye, but Xiang Youbao shook his head and said, "Whether this method will work or not, I really can't say at this time!" But the matter has come to the forefront, and it can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor! Uncle Shi will give me some money, and I will go to Fengwei Hutong for a walk! β
Standing up suddenly, Xie Menshen let out a sullen breath: "There is a leopard, I'll accompany you!" The three boys of the Hong family in Fengwei Hutong still have a little friendship with me! If something happens, maybe people can still look at me and save some face! β