The gentlemen who do learning in Tsinghua Garden are almost all a little crazy and not working.

When the moon is white and the wind is clear, walking in the Tsinghua Garden, I don't stare at the old pedant who is on the moon and sings in a low voice, maybe it is which gentleman is touched by the beautiful scenery of this good day The love and painting in the poetry chest is like the ancients who made poems in seven steps and fought wine in a hundred articles, and it is this artistic conception that is emphasized!

At the moment of the storm, ordinary people holding oilcloth umbrellas could not stop the raindrops that were cut off their heads and faces, but there was a group of teachers dressed in short shirts on the big playground, shouting trumpets and running wildly in the wind and rain. Since he is a general who is drunk and picks up the lamp, smells the chickens and dances, what he imitates is that heart!

After a long time, not only the scholars in Tsinghua Garden, but even those student dolls who went to Tsinghua Garden to study, they were not surprised to see some strange scenes.

But this morning, many gentlemen who went out to teach students with lesson plans in their hands hooked their eyes to the strange scene in front of Mr. Ink Meishui's door, and they stopped one after another - at the door of Mr. Ink Meishui's house, there was a strong young man kneeling with a **** upper body and three wattles on his back. And beside the young man, there was a handsome girl with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, with her head bowed with a red face, and she was still holding a blue cloth burden in her arms!

It is all a place where scholars gather, and as soon as this scene came into view, someone immediately pinched his beard and shook his head: "This is to imitate the ancients to bear the guilt of Jing?" It's just that I don't know Mr. Iron Calyx and this offspring, but what is the story?! ”

As soon as these words came out, a learned gentleman next to him suddenly picked up the conversation: "Brother Tiecao has always had less contact with outsiders, what story can he have with this offspring?" Gentlemen don't talk about people's wrongs, and don't talk nonsense, we can just wait and see, Brother Tiecalyx has his own score! ”

Listening to the discussion behind him, there were already a lot of scholars behind him, and Xiang Youbao, who had stripped off his arms and tied three wattles on his back, raised his head and squeezed his eyes at Nalan who was standing beside him, and shouted towards the closed courtyard gate of Shui Momei's house: "The apprentice of Huo Zhengmen has a leopard, and he should not deceive the gentleman with ghost tricks. ”

Originally, Lian Jiazi had a solid dantian spirit, and his usual voice was a little louder than that of ordinary people, plus Xiang Youbao deliberately used a little strength, and the voice that roared out almost shook the leaves outside the yard!

Peeking at the teachers who were startled by the roar of Xiang Youbao, and then looking at the courtyard door of the Shui Mo Mei family's house that was still closed, Nalan with a flushed face turned his head slightly, and said to Xiang Youbao in a thin voice: "Senior brother, which one are you?!" On the way here, you didn't tell me that it was a shame for so many gentlemen who did university questions to stare at it! ”

Tearing open his voice and shouting Fang Cai's words again, Xiang Youbao took the opportunity to squeeze his eyes at Nalan, who was embarrassed and flushed: "Senior sister, you are thin-skinned, if you tell you everything, then this method will not work!" Look, senior brother, if I shout again, someone inside will definitely open the door and let us in! ”

As soon as the words fell, as if Xiang Youbao had just said, the woman who had met Xiang Youbao gently opened the courtyard door, turned sideways and said to Xiang Youbao who was kneeling in front of his door: "Mr. Shui said, I don't deserve such a big courtesy from you, please come in and speak!" ”

Standing up steadily, Xiang Youbao relied on the etiquette of the big families in Sijiu City to come to the door to ask for sin, and shouted towards the courtyard: "The apprentice of Huo Zhengmen has a leopard, thank you Mr. Shui for seeing it!" ”

glanced at Nalan, and walked into the courtyard where Shui Momei lived step by step. As soon as he saw Shui Momei sitting on the Taishi chair at the door of the main room, still holding an old book in his hand and reading quietly, Xiang Youbao immediately knelt down in front of Shui Momei again: "Huo Zhengmen Middle School apprentice Xiang Youbao, ask Mr. Shui for guilt, ask Mr. Shui for punishment!" ”

With drooping eyelids and a sneer on the corner of her mouth, Shui Momei didn't seem to hear the words of Xiang Youbao, but she unhurriedly took out an antique pen holder from her sleeve, and sighed slightly towards the two ink monkeys in the pen holder: "I almost wronged you?!" ”

Raising his eyes and looking at the leopard kneeling in front of him, Shui Momei hummed coldly: "Although Shui Momei is a small person in Shengdou, she also knows the truth of being willing to gamble and lose, and the picture of the beast has been given to you yesterday, and today she is still noisy and disturbs my purity, this is the truth of your fire gate?" You say that you are guilty of sin, but I want to see how you can ask for this sin! ”

Solemnly kowtowed to the sitting Shui Mo Mei three times, Xiang Youbao straightened his waist, looked up at Shui Mo Mei who was still full of gloom and said: "There is a leopard and a mistake, you shouldn't have deceived Mr. yesterday, but there is a reason for it, please listen to me in detail, after saying that Mr. is beaten or punished, there is no other thing to say about Xiang Youbao!" In addition to Mr. Shui, my master and apprentice in the main gate of fire also want to one day be able to piece together this beast diagram completely, so as not to lose this craftsmanship passed down from our ancestors! As soon as I heard that Mr. Shui also had a fragment of the Alien Beast Diagram in his hand, he was moved by his thoughts. But if you really rely on the means of righteousness and brightness, and say that you get the strange beast map in your hand, Mr. Shui, even the fragment of the strange beast map in the hands of the head of my Huo Zhengmen, I am afraid that I will not be able to keep it! In desperation, I had a crooked mind and played some evil tricks in front of Mr. Shui! I just want to take back the strange beast map in your hand, and it can be regarded as the ancestor who can comfort the main gate of the fire. ”

Taking a slight breath, Xiang Youbao pointed back at the blue cloth burden he was holding in Nalan's arms, and continued to Shui Momei, who was sinking like water: "But when I look back, there is no good or evil in this world, and people are good and bad!" If you really want to covet the fragments of this strange beast map, you will move some evil thoughts and play some tricks, but I am afraid that if you get together the strange beast map, you will not be able to explain it in front of the ancestor master! I came here today, firstly, to kowtow to Mr. Shui to make amends, and let Mr. Shui punish and punish him; Second, this fragment of the beast picture is not known to Mr. Shui! Rather than letting this strange beast figure hide in the dust of the pearl in the main gate of the fire, it is better to put it in your hands, Mr. Water, so that you can do"

Stretched out his hand and scratched his scalp, Xiang Youbao smiled innocently, smiled bitterly at Shui Momei, whose face was somewhat softer, and said, "Mr. Shui, you will spare me!" Just last night, when I arrived at Fang, I pondered in my stomach for a long time, and I came up with these few words! Returned to the pile of bags on a meaning.,Yesterday I used the method of dropping the bag to win your ink monkey.,It's really me wrong.,Mr. punished me as much as possible.,The fragments of this strange beast picture.,Please also accept it with your old face.。 If I can find other fragments of the Alien Beast Diagram in the future, I will send them to you immediately! This strange beast diagram is in the hands of my fire main gate, and the left is just a thought of the ancestors! But if it's in your hands, it's a real baby, a living baby! ”

Raising her head slightly, she looked at Nalan who had sent the blue cloth burden to her with both hands, and then looked at Xiang Youbao who was kneeling in front of her with a sincere look, Shui Momei stood up unhurriedly, and while stuffing the pen holder with two ink monkeys into her sleeve, she laughed in a low voice: "But you are not afraid that Shui will take this treasure for himself?!" ”

Shaking his head vigorously, Xiang Youbao said to Shui Momei seriously: "Actually, I should have figured it out a long time ago, how could Mr. Shui, who can't hold the ocean invitation and hold a foreign gun, look down on this little thing in my fire gate?" Besides, if you really want to hold this strange beast map into your own hands, you don't have to say anything at the main gate of the fire, just two fingers wide and hand it out, and the people in Sijiu City who are willing to do this for you can stand on a street."

Nodding slightly, Shui Momei still didn't reach out to accept the blue cloth burden that Lan sent to her, but slowly said to Xiang Youbao: "In the past, Meng Yanjun had 3,000 diners, and he was a thief of chickens and dogs, but he also helped Meng Yanjun escape!" As Er said, there is no good or evil in art, people are good and bad, and the words are vulgar, but their intentions are sincere! Get up and speak! ”

Jumping up from the ground quickly, the serious appearance on the face of the leopard suddenly disappeared without a trace. The splitter snatched the blue cloth bag that Nalan was holding in his hand, and Xiang Youbao smiled at Shui Momei who stood up from the chair and said, "Then Mr. Shui, this can be regarded as sparing me?" Well, I'll send you this thing in the house."

Just as she was about to take a step, Shui Momei said again: "Slow! ”

kneeling down again with a bitter face, Xiang Youbao sighed helplessly: "Mr. Shui...... You can spare the leopard! ”

With a wry smile, Shui Momei stretched out her hand and pointed to the thorn strip on the back of a leopard: "Untie the thorn strip on your body, there are a lot of ancient books in my study, and if you go in like this, you are ruining my study!" ”

Seeing Xiang Youbao carrying the blue cloth bag into the main house, Shui Momei shook her head helplessly, and turned to Nalan who was standing silently on the side and said: "From tomorrow, every five and ten, two hours a day, come here to study!" ”

Raising his head in surprise, Nalan stared at Shui Momei and shouted, "What you said is true?!" ”

With her hands behind her back, Shui Momei slowly paced to the chair and sat down, but she smiled and didn't say a word, just looked at Nalan quietly.

An arrow step came out of the main house, and Xiang Youbao yanked Nalan's sleeve fiercely: "My stupid junior sister, you don't hurry up"

Suddenly realized, Nalan took a few steps and knelt respectfully in front of Shui Momei: "Apprentice Nalan, kowtow to the master!" ”

Calmly accepted Nalan's worship gift, Shui Momei stretched out her hand to Nalan and helped her, but turned her head to Xiang Youbao, who was standing aside and was so happy that she couldn't see her teeth, and smiled: "The ancients said, knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, and knowing is knowing!" Shui has something unclear, but he wants to ask Xiaoyou for advice? ”

Hurriedly hugged his fist towards Shui Momei, and Xiang Youbao agreed to Shui Momei's words without saying anything: "Mr. Shui, what do you command?" ”

took out the pen holder with two ink monkeys from the sleeve again, and while teasing the two ink monkeys who crawled out of the pen holder with her nails, Shui Momei said to Xiang Youbao: "The two ink monkeys raised by Shui Mou have been replaced by Xiaoyou when they are unprepared. It's just that the two ink monkeys after the swap don't listen to a certain tribe of water, why did they suddenly go berserk? ”

With a wry chuckle, Xiang Youbao said without concealment: "The rice paper on the two tables has been sprinkled with rock sugar foam. The two trained ink monkeys in your hand don't care about it, but if you haven't trained it, you naturally smell the rock candy foam, so you can't care about it! ”

Laughing in surprise, Shui Momei glared at Xiang Youbao who was standing aside with disgust: "A few days ago, there was a fierce fight with people on the street in the main gate of Huo, but Shui Mou was a little unclear? ”

"Mr. Shui, can you tell me?"

"The snow artemisia, and the three-thirds, are all highly poisonous! Shui Moucheng also consulted the ancient pharmacopoeia, but he only said that this two-flavor highly poisonous medicine could not be solved! Dare to ask"

"This is the earthwork written down by those of us who walk on the rivers and lakes, but I'm afraid I haven't remembered it in the book, and I can't get on the big stage. Fresh tea can relieve the toxicity of a snow artemisia, but it is really not possible, and strong tea is also okay! It's really worthless, that is, drink more alkaline water to boil out the seven leaves and flowers and other herbs, and it can also repel insects and strengthen the stomach! ”

"And what kind of mystery is snake venom?"

"The snake venom of the ground snake, as long as it doesn't get blood, it's fine. But those two gangsters who drank snake venom, one with rotten teeth and the other with sores, naturally couldn't do it when they touched it."

"I heard that there is also a thaumaturgy in your sect, which can make the scorpion array composition, what do you mean?"

"I don't dare to be thaumaturgy, it's just a small mechanism, Mr. Shui is an expert, and he can naturally see through it."

Looking at the scene of Shui Momei and Xiang Youbao chatting hotly, Nalan walked to the woman who was waiting on the side, and gently gave a blessing gift: "Nalan has seen Shiniang!" ”

In a panic, she took half a step back, and the woman who was unusually gentle and unusually gentle returned the salute to Nalan and said to Nalan urgently: "You are mistaken! I'm just borrowing it at Mr. Shui's house, if the girl has something to greet me, just call me Feng! ”

Blinking his unusually smart eyes, Nalan turned his head to look at the ink plum that was talking with Xiang Youbao, and then turned his head to the woman who was born gentle and abnormal, and said, "Then I call you Aunt Feng?" ”

There was a hint of a smile at the corner of his mouth that made people feel warm from the heart, and Feng nodded slightly: "This title doesn't matter, just be happy, girl!" ”

Looking up at Shui Momei, who was chatting with Xiang Youbao, Feng hesitated slightly, then gently patted the back of Nalan's hand, and said to Nalan in a warm voice: "Mr. Shui is talking about his knowledge, let's not bother them!" Come, I'll lead you to the old lady! ”

With a crisp voice in agreement, Nalan followed Feng into a room with a blue cotton curtain hanging low. As soon as he walked into the chamber, Nalan suddenly smelled a faint smell of medicine.

As if sensing that Nalan was gently sniffing the medicinal fragrance in the room, Feng Shi whispered to Nalan who was following him: "The old lady's body is not very good, the old disease that fell when she was young, as soon as she walks towards winter, the whole person can only rest on the hot kang, it is difficult to walk two steps down, and she can't eat anything!" I asked the doctor to come and see it, saying that it was an old cold stomach and old cold legs, and if you can't find suitable medicinal materials to warm up and return to the yuan, you can only keep it like this."

Nodding silently, Nalan followed Feng to the inner room separated from the wing room, and greeted the old lady who was half-lying on the kang It was a great gift: "The old lady is auspicious!" Apprentice grandson Nalan, here I wish the old lady a long and blessed life! ”

With a pair of slightly dim eyes, the old lady half-lying on the kang only looked at Nalan standing in front of her, and immediately beckoned to Nalan with a smile and said, "Eh, whose daughter is this?" This little mouth is really sweet, come over and let the old lady take a good look? ”

Obediently sat on the edge of the kang, Nalan let the old lady with a kind face hold his own slap, but on the other hand, he looked attentively at the old lady's half bowl of soup and a medicine list on the kang table, and silently memorized the names of the medicinal materials listed on the medicine list