Chapter Twenty-Three: You're a Couple... It's not hard
Zhu Wan'er saw that her mother decided to recruit a husband for herself today, and she felt helpless and aggrieved, her eyes were red, her head hung down, but she stopped talking.
"Wei Wu, you come out!" Wei Wu heard someone call him at first glance, but when he looked up, he saw that it was Liang Hui standing at the door of the hall and beckoning to him.
Hmph, does Yu Daru want me to work? Now there's a serious reason to skip work! "I'm with the guests! You tell Yu Daru, I'm busy now! Wei Wu poked his head out and shouted towards the door.
"It's not Shopkeeper Yu! It's a handsome and abnormal son! Liang Hui hurriedly gestured with his hand and shouted.
It must be Xin'er, Wei Wu immediately stood up and whispered to An Lushan: "General An, I have a friend looking for me, I"
An Lushan patted Wei Wu's shoulder, grinned, nodded, and motioned for Wei Wu to leave.
Wei Wu followed Liang Hui around to the back of the hall of the Yellow Crane Tower, but saw that it was Li Muxin standing there alone, contemplating to the moon.
Hehe, you usually scare me a lot, today, look how I scare you! Wei Wu asked Liang Hui to leave first, tiptoed to himself, and moved cautiously, just approaching Li Muxin, but the beauty in front of him suddenly screamed: "Who! ”
Before Wei Wu could reply, he felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, took two steps back, and sat down on the ground with a thud.
"Oh, what's wrong with Xin'er, you're going to murder your husband again?" Wei Wu sighed and got up, grinning his teeth.
"Phew, who are you husband! Who told you to walk behind me and not speak? Li Muxin raised her eyebrows, her pretty face flushed, and she couldn't help but snort softly.
Wei Wu rubbed his stomach, leaned over, grabbed Li Muxin's soft and rubbed it, and said with an ambiguous expression: "Ah, Xin'er, what do you want to do when you come to this quiet and uninhabited place so late at night?" ”
Li Muxin's face was flushed, her teeth were clenched, and she worked hard for a long time before withdrawing her jade hand, biting her lip and saying, "This, Zhu Wan'er, you have to help her!" ”
"Huh? What the? Didn't you see her mom doing a promotion and trying to sell her? Do you think I can snatch a first place in this marketing meeting where there are many strong people and talented people? Wei Wu said cautiously.
Li Muxin thought about it, although this person was a little crooked, but he couldn't think that he was Wenqu Xing, so he pouted and said: "Well, anyway, you have to try your best to help her, when I was a child, I had a good relationship with her in Xijing Wenshu Monastery." Just try to help her as much as you can! ”
"Huh? Xin'er, are you so generous? Actually let me go to pick up girls? Wei Wu was dumbfounded, and was simply surprised and delighted by Li Muxin's request.
"Phew, I just said to let you help her, not for you" Li Muxin was annoyed and anxious, and couldn't help but turn dark and glanced at Wei Wu.
"Ah, well, just help her! Just help her! Wei Wu looked at Li Muxin's beautiful eyes staring at her, stunned, and then said slowly: "What if she falls in love with me?" You know, with a man as good as me, it's easy for a woman to lose control of herself."
Li Muxin was amused by this person and sneered, like a spring flower blooming, suddenly charming and dazzling, and opened her mouth to tease: "Just you, the little second?" Didn't you hear her request just now? Wen can govern the country, Wu can be safe, and he is proficient in Qimen miscellaneous"
Wei Wu's eyes widened, and he opened his mouth and said, "Xin'er, you really know me, I just let you tell you all these few specialties." After that, Wei Wu raised his head and looked at the bright moonlight, and sighed with his hand: "People like me, astronomy and geography, chemistry and physics, three teachings and nine streams, know everything."
"Okay, don't stink, I think you're just a little crooked, hurry in!" Li Muxin waved her hand and interrupted someone's Yiyin.
"Alas, well!" Wei Wu sighed softly, his face was full of coldness, and he walked towards the hall of the Yellow Crane Tower.
Li Muxin looked at the person who was drifting away, and shook her head a little gloomy, but found that the person she hated turned around abruptly and shouted to herself: "Xin'er baby, come to me at night!" Old place! ”
Li Muxin's delicate body trembled slightly, and she didn't know if it was because of anger or other emotions
Since a day of chattering with An Lushan in Chuguanlou, Wei Wu's fear and fear of An Lushan have disappeared, in line with the attitude of equality of everyone, Wei Wuda patted An Lushan's shoulder grinningly, and put it on the chair: "Hey, General An, we're back, what's the situation now?" ”
"Hmph, there's no situation, Mrs. Zhu has a couplet, I want you to be right!" An Lushan didn't care about Wei Wu's actions, and when he talked about the talented people at the table, he snorted with disdain.
"Huh? What couplet? Wei Wu remembered the "arduous" task he was shouldering, and his expression immediately became serious.
"Well, what is Shanglian drinking to make Hirata start training cheap!" An Lushan frowned, thought for a while, but replied uncertainly.
Wei Wu's head suddenly grew for a while, and he vaguely remembered that An Lushan couldn't read a single big character in history, so he couldn't help but shake his head and said, "Alas, forget it." ”
"Madam, Xiaosheng remembered!" A clear voice sounded, but it was a handsome young man sitting at a table near the middle, who stood up, shook the folding fan in his hand, and said.
"Oh? The old student is willing to hear the son's high talent! Mrs. Zhu saw that this young man was also beautiful, and he was the son of Jiangzhou Thorn History, both his identity and status were enough to match her own Wan'er, she nodded, looked at this boy with a smile and said.
"Xiaosheng Jiangzhou Tong Weiyang, today it is said to be ugly" This son first waved at the surrounding visitors, his face was full of pride, and he slowly said: "The crane age is frequently added to the opening of the ten years of Qingjian, and the tiger longevity increases the forehead tattoos!" ”
"That's right! It's neat! Some of the surrounding spectators couldn't help but applaud.
"Damn, I've been thinking about this kind of pair for so long, and they still call it a good pair?" Wei Wu muttered indignantly, and suddenly he saw Sun Zhuoyi sitting on the side with a blank face, his face was happy, and he leaned over and whispered: "Brother Sun, this, will you?" ”
Sun Zhuoyi was stunned, seeing that even An Lushan was polite to this Wei Wu, and he didn't dare to be reckless, so he responded: "I, I have only studied private school." In fact, Sun Zhuoyi's private school only studied for three days, and he was ordered to drop out of school because of beating his husband, and now he can't read a few big characters, and he is embarrassed.
"Oh? Then Brother Sun, do you want to fight for General An? Wei Wu said with a mouse-eyed mouse.
"Okay, of course!" Sun Zhuoyi became excited for a while, and Wei Wufu whispered a few words in his ear.
When everyone was cheering for Meng Chunxiao's pair, a sudden shout sounded: "Phew! Just this kind of pair? Have you thought about it for a long time? Lao Tzu is the right one! ”
"Oh? This official? Please speak! Mrs. Zhu saw that everyone was having a good time, and suddenly a bastard popped out, a little annoyed in her heart, but she did not lose her demeanor, and responded politely.
"Hmph, the crane age is frequently added to the opening of the ten years of health, and the deer car is a hundred years old! You see, how is Lao Tzu right? Sun Zhuoyi was full of beards, standing there with his waist pinched, his rough voice and the hideous scar on his arm that rolled up his sleeves were simply a rogue who robbed his house.
This official's coupling is very appropriate, and the concubine is happy when she hears it. I'll ask for another couplet, how about asking this official to pair up? When Mrs. Zhu saw the evil anger on the face of the person in front of her, he must have been on the battlefield for a long time, and he actually had such talents, so she couldn't help but be a little stunned, and she had the heart to test him.
"Huh? I'm not right, your couplet is so simple, let's let my little brother pair it! Sun Zhuoyi was quite self-aware, and immediately carried Wei Wu out.
Oh, Xin'er, there is no way around this, I didn't want to find out in person, but I am really outstanding Wei Wu sighed secretly in his heart, shook his head and stood up.
"Oh? How simple is the old couplet? Well, I'll make another couplet: look at the moon on the third and fifth nights, and the sky will be radiant! Mrs. Zhu was obviously annoyed by Sun Zhuoyi's nonsense, and opened her mouth to make an extremely difficult longevity couplet.
Everyone in the hall was thinking quietly, but An Lushan and Sun Zhuoyi, two unlearned and unskilled fools, looked at Comrade Wei Wu who was there with a blank face.
"Well, ma'am, it's not too difficult for you to tie it up, is it?" Wei Wu responded with a hippie smile.
Seeing that this little guy was dressed plainly, obviously not a person with a backstage, everyone immediately denounced it, Yan Wenhou stood up and pointed at Wei Wuli and shouted: "You little guy, why are you so shameless? This uplink is extremely complicated, how easy is it for you to say! ”
"His grandmother drops, my little brother said easy is easy! What are you going to do? Sun Zhuoyi stood up suddenly, and his right hand with knife marks supported the long knife on his waist and shouted. This Sun Zhuoyi is also a fool, although Wei Wu stabbed him with a dagger today, but seeing that Wei Wu was standing up for himself and General An, he immediately stood up and looked angry, glaring at Yan Wenhou coldly.
Where had Yan Wenhou ever seen such a murderous person crawling out of the pile of dead people? Frightened, he took a step back, his face turned pale, and he shouted in a restrained manner: "Then, then you let him come up and take a look at us!" ”
Wei Wu grinned, clapped his hands, took a few steps, and looked at Zhu Wan'er, who was quietly looking at him, with a hippie smile, only to feel that this little girl was as attractive as the girl next door, and opened her mouth and said slowly: "Look at the shadow of the moon in the third and fifth nights, and the sky is full of brilliance." The next link of Xiaosheng is, accounting for one percent of the eight thousand spring and autumn periods, and Chunting Xuan's room is a total of age! What do you think of the younger brother? ”
A handsome and abnormal woman lying outside the window, hearing Wei Wu's neat and profound meaning, couldn't help but close her teeth slightly, chuckled and muttered: "This Wei Wu, really a little crooked, but he doesn't want to show it at all, I'm going to let him show it little by little, and see what else he can do!" ”
Everyone in the room was silent for a while, An Lushan suddenly cracked his bloody mouth, and laughed: "Good union, good connection!" ”
Sun Zhuoyi saw that his master had spoken, and immediately echoed: "Ah, the eternal absolute!" Absolutely! ”
"This boy is amazingly talented, and the old man admires it! No wonder Childe can say that the old couplet is simple! Seeing that this Wei Wu not only neatly matched her own couplet, but also her desire was not inferior to the couplet, she couldn't help but secretly marvel, admired in her heart, and carefully looked at the ordinary dressed talent in front of her.
"Thank you for the compliment, I'm a person, in fact, I just learned so much, I can't reach the amazing level, Mrs. Zhu, you have won the award!" Wei Wuda grinned unashamedly.
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