Chapter Twenty-Four: Recruiting Relatives? Vulgar!
Mrs. Zhu glanced at Zhu Wan'er next to her, and suddenly smiled: "Little girl Wan'er, she has been outstanding in poetry since she was a child, and she knows a little bit about astronomy and geography. The vision is quite high, and now I am said to be old and longevity, so let me also have a few questions, and discuss with all the sons and young people here, I don't know what everyone thinks? ”
"Recruiting relatives? It's vulgar too, but, hehe, I like it! Wei Wu grinned and muttered to himself.
Zhu Wan'er was taken aback by Mrs. Zhu's words for a while, and said coquettishly with shame and annoyance: "Mother, kiss me"
Zhu Bajie came over humbly, sat down beside Wei Wu, smiled at An Lushan and Sun Zhuoyi, arched his hand, and then whispered to Wei Wu: "Hey, Brother Wei, my sister, she used to be a famous talented woman in Xijing Wenshu Monastery, and she has a very high vision!" If you convince her, hehe."
Wei Wu saw this Zhu Bajie's smile on his face, and said in surprise: "She's your sister!" You"
"Anyway, it's not a mother's birth, and my sister is so beautiful, I'm uncomfortable with cheap others, it's better to be cheap brother! In this way, if you are interesting, brother, I will match you for free! Zhu Bajie patted the fat on his chest and said with a cheap smile.
There is still such a person who sells his sister? Wei Wu was stunned by Zhu Bajie's words, looked at Zhu Wan'er's delicate appearance again, couldn't help but shake her body, and was stunned for a while: "Uh, then your sister wants to take a fancy to me!" ”
Zhu Bajieyin said with a smile: "Later, you must pick up the couplet poems from my sister, but don't let others snatch them." As long as you can match her and kill her majesty, hehe, that's half the battle, when the time comes, with Lao Zhu and I helping you match, big things can be done, haha! ”
Wei Wu was taken aback, although this Zhu Bajie's sister is pretty, not to mention that I can't take it, even if I can, I can't take it, there is a female tiger outside who likes to murder her husband He said with a bitter face: "Brother Zhu, you know, I'm a righteous gentleman, never"
"Haha, Brother Wei, you're right, by the way, it's good to carry it home to warm the bed!" Sun Zhuoyi patted Wei Wu's shoulder and said loudly.
When he roared, almost everyone in the audience was stunned.
Wei Wuming heard a "hum" sound from outside the window, and couldn't help but shudder, hurriedly stood up, waved his hand innocently and explained: "Just now we are discussing the futon, how to put the two futons together."
Everyone in the hall sneered and said nothing, and Zhu Wan'er glanced at Wei Wu coldly, only thinking that this little guy had a little talent, so he was full of nonsense, and mixed with a pig, a bear, and a hooligan, and slowly said with some arrogance: "Hmph, if you can match my poems and couplets, how about I warm your bed?" ”
"Miss Zhu, this matter must not be, I just learned that this person is just an ordinary junior in the Yellow Crane Tower, named Wei Wu. Miss, you have a noble status, isn't it a shame to make this bet with him? A tall, thin and talented young man immediately stood up and glanced at Wei Wu with disdain.
He turned around, took two steps, walked in front of Wei Wu, and said condescendingly: "You filthy pariah, you don't know the height of the sky, I will teach you a lesson for Miss Zhu today!" ”
"Who are the filthy pariahs called?" Wei Wu raised his eyebrows and asked casually.
"Dirty pariahs call you" The young man felt that something was wrong after speaking, but the words had already been spoken, and everyone in the hall had already laughed, and he frowned angrily: "Hmph, you little two, you are so strong-tongued, you have no real talent!" My name is Dong Xiangpeng, and my father is Dong Dong, a wealthy businessman in Ezhou."
"Yo? I haven't spoken yet, and you've lifted your dad out? How? Dong Gongzi really has real talent and real learning" Wei Wu pursed the corners of his mouth, and deliberately accentuated his tone on the four words of real talent and real learning, and responded with a strange face.
Dong Xiangpeng only felt that his lungs were about to explode, his white face was flushed, and he said for a long time: "Okay, come here, take the abacus!" ”
"Huh? What's the matter, does Dong Gongzi want to calculate how much money he is going to lose to me? Wei Wu grinned.
"Hmph, I'm going to compete with you today!" Dong Xiangpeng took the jade abacus sent by the family, and said with a gloomy smile.
"Alas, it's a pity, it's a pity" Wei Wu frowned and squeezed his eyes, shook his head and muttered to himself in distress.
"What a pity? Come on, go get an abacus for this little two, and ask Miss Zhu to come up with an arithmetic problem! When Dong Xiangpeng saw Wei Wu's face was depressed, he felt that he had the chance to win, and his heart was settled.
"It's a pity, I don't need an abacus to win!" Wei Wu stood up suddenly, his eyes were full of confidence, and he gently pushed away the abacus handed over by Xiao Er, grinning.
"Hmph, don't think about it, I hope you can be like this after you compare!" Dong Xiangpeng has been in business with his father since he was a child, and he is quite confident in his actuarial skills, so he naturally thinks that the little two in front of him are very introverted.
"Well, if you use an abacus, I'll ask for a piece of paper!" Wei Wu shook his head, sighed, took the white paper sent, Wei Wu took out a pen made of charcoal, and grinned: "Please also ask Miss Zhu to solve the question!" ”
"Okay, I'll ask you. A batch of silk is worth forty taels of silver, and how many taels of silver are seven batches of silk worth? Zhu Wan'er pursed her lips and smiled, she knew that the Dong family was in the silk business, and she wanted to frustrate Wei Wu's spirit, so the topic was very biased towards Dong Xiangpeng.
Dong Xiangpeng's eyes were full of joy, and he hurriedly picked up the abacus and quickly dialed it, he glanced sideways at the little er, but found that the latter was sitting there with a smile on his face, not moving. The corners of Dong Xiangpeng's mouth grinned slightly, and his fingers moved quickly.
Everyone in the hall saw that Dong Xiangpeng's ten fingers were flying, and the abacus was playing quickly and steadily, so they couldn't help but nodded, but the little second was sitting there with Erlang's legs crossed, looking like he didn't care about himself.
"Hey, why aren't you done yet? I'm not waiting for you! Wei Wu bared his teeth, laughed and stood up.
"Oh? Could it be that Wei Gongzi has already figured out the answer? Mrs. Zhu looked at Wei Wu in surprise and asked suspiciously.
"Hmph, such a simple question, I don't even need to count it, a total of two hundred and eighty taels of silver." Wei Wu narrowed his eyes and smiled.
Zhu Wan'er's face changed slightly, and she opened her mouth and asked in surprise, "I don't know how Gongzi Wei calculates?" ”
"Use here~" Wei Wu pointed to his head and said very ashamedly.
Dong Xiangpeng's face was dark, his fingertips were full of beads of sweat, and after a long time, he stood up and said ashamedly: "It's indeed two hundred and eighty taels of silver, but this time it must be that this little two has just calculated, and I asked Miss Zhu to have a problem!" In order to be able to get a high or low in the exam! ”
Zhu Wan'er snorted lightly, and said slightly: "Okay, then I'll come up with a more difficult topic!" She frowned slightly, thought for a while, pursed her lips and smiled: "Well, a shop receives customers fifteen times, and in fifteen times, only six customers have bought six taels of goods, my question is, how many taels of silver have been sold today?" If the rest of the people buy these goods, how many taels of silver will be sold today? ”
"Wow, one question and two questions, it's not easy for my family Peng'er to calculate! What's more, this little two" A middle-aged man dressed in a gorgeous costume with an oily face stood up, applauded and laughed.
Dong Xiangpeng frowned and thought, sitting there, his fingers moving rapidly, and the jade abacus crackled.
"Well, Miss Wan'er, can you make this topic easier?" Wei Wu blinked his eyes strangely and asked with a smile.
"Nature couldn't have been easier! I'm going to come up with a problem to test your arithmetic. Zhu Wan'er glanced at the little two with disdain.
"Oh, miss, you misheard me" Wei Wu grinned, tilted his head and stared at Zhu Wan'er with a smile.
Zhu Wan'er blushed when she was seen by the shopkeeper, and said angrily: "Hmph, what do you mean?" ”
"I mean, it's too easy, can it be harder?" Wei Wu grinned and said loudly.
The audience fell silent. Looking at Xiao Er, who was blown into the sky in front of him, Zhu Daoyu coughed lightly twice, and reluctantly smiled: "Uh, Wei Wu, if you know this question, we have nothing to say." Then his face turned cold, and he said fiercely: "If you can't answer, hmph, then you have told a big lie in front of most of the officials and wealthy businessmen in Jiangnan and West Province, hum, you can imagine the consequences." ”
"Yo, I thought what was the problem, isn't it that today I will harvest thirty-six taels of silver, and if the rest of the people buy these goods, then I should sell ninety taels of silver today." Wei Wuyang was proud, and said casually with a hippie smile.
Everyone in the hall was stunned for a moment, and after a long time, Zhu Wan'er slowly opened her mouth and asked, "Dong Gongzi, are you done?" ”
It was April weather, but Dong Xiangpeng was sweating profusely at the moment, raised his head weakly and replied: "Not yet" leaned down again, and continued to crackle and crackle
Everyone in the hall whispered: "I think this Wei Wu is impatient, such a difficult mathematical problem, even Dong Gongzi has to count it for half a day, if Lord Assassin Shi is angry, how can he get mixed up in this Ezhou?" ”
"Hey, Dong Gongzi? After all this time, haven't you finished the math? Miss Zhu, since you have this question, you must know the answer? Why don't you just announce the answer? Wei Wu Yin and Yang teased strangely.
"I, the question I said casually, I haven't counted the answer yet! Let's take a look at the numbers calculated by Dong Gongzi! Zhu Wan'er blushed and whispered.
"I've figured it out, I've figured it out! Well, I should have received thirty-six taels of silver, but the second question was eighty-four taels of silver! Dong Xiangpeng stood up with a puff, breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with a cold face: "Hmph, you shopkeeper, the second question is wrong!" ”
"Puff-" Wei Wu almost burst out laughing, and he said with a flushed face: "Dong Gongzi, did you add one less six?" ”
Wei Wu's face was excited, but he was very puzzled in his heart, he vaguely remembered that the history books recorded that the ninety-nine mantra had been in the Warring States period, why did these people add up one by one? How did he know that the ninety-nine formulas did have a prototype in the Warring States Period, but no one had ever compiled these into a book, and only some people who specialized in mathematics and physics understood it. And this Dong Xiangpeng is nothing more than the son of an ordinary wealthy businessman in Ezhou, how can he learn it?
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