Chapter 22 Whose Little Chubby Girl

"Liu San, find a basin, hold some of these powders, and then add some water to it."

Liu Hao is very excited, in his previous life, he will not miss every lottery issue, every time he waits for the lottery, he will tell others how to spend the money if he wins the lottery, what kind of house and car to buy, and how many girls and so on. It's a pity that until Liu Hao crossed, the maximum face value of the lottery did not exceed 100 yuan.

Liu Hao clenched his fists, I hope the character of the previous life is saved here, I hope it is cement! Ask Master, Sanqing Dao Ancestor, Guangchengzi ・・・・・・ bless a lot!

When Liu Hao racked his brains to think about the celebrities of Taoism, Liu San came over with a basin, and the powder in it had become viscous after being stirred with water. Liu Hao pinched a little and rubbed it carefully, and couldn't help but feel ecstatic in his heart.

Uncle's! Lao Tzu really sent it this time, and no one can stop it! If it's really cement, Lao Tzu actually made cement, and Lao Tzu's character will actually explode! Hahahaha! Liu Hao wiped the cement on his hand, and then danced like crazy, shouting and screaming, until Du Fu and Liu San held him down.

"Brother Zhicai, why is he so crazy? Even if you can't do it, you don't have to do it, it's going to be a long time coming. Du Fu whispered comfortingly.

Liu Hao almost vomited blood, your eyes are long and your butt is on? Lao Tzu, this is happy, okay? Is it good that Lao Tzu danced to call hula? You've never seen a bun on the market!

Next, Liu Hao seriously talked about the use of cement, just the speed of road construction and city construction shocked a group of them like a toothache and gasped for air, and they no longer dared to underestimate this gray powder like grass and wood ash, and even Liu San was very excited, and sent a group of guards from the paper mill to guard.

On the way back, Liu Hao told Liu San not to be stingy with food and clothing in these places, this time he was sincere. If the guards are tight, they will go to Laojun Temple for help. He also told Du Fu that they wanted to keep it secret, and now these can't appear, the perverted uncle is not there, and Liu Hao doesn't want to provoke anyone with too deep background.

When I returned home, the sun had set in the west, which was about four o'clock in the afternoon in the future.

Liu Hao got out of the carriage and suddenly saw a sneaky figure dangling in front of the house. When I got closer, it was a little girl like a porcelain doll, about ten years old.

"Whose chubby girl is this?" Liu Hao turned his face and asked Liu San.

Before Liu San could speak, the little girl turned around and pinched her waist and said angrily to Liu Hao: "You are the little chubby girl!" Where are people fat? Hum! Lecher! ”

Liu Hao touched his nose, day! It seems that the question of the fatness of a woman's body will always be taboo in ancient times and in later generations, regardless of age. It's the first time that Lao Tzu has been scolded as a disciple, but fortunately, Du Fucen and the two birdmen got off at the city gate, otherwise they wouldn't have laughed off their big teeth?

"What are you doing standing in front of my house? Is it looking for someone? Liu Hao couldn't help complaining, changed his kind face, and asked the girl kindly.

"There's a guy playing the piano in there, and it's nice. I want to go in and learn, but I'm afraid that people won't teach me. The little girl lowered her head, and the little boots on her feet stepped on the ground and twisted gently, she would be embarrassed?

Liu Hao laughed: "Let's go, follow me in, it's not easy to learn the piano?" After saying that, he was ready to pull her in.

"What are you doing? Lecher! Did you want me to insult me when I came into your house? I'm not stupid, huh! Big Bad! Lecher! She took two steps back, her hands protected her chest, and she looked like a little angel in white, but what she said really made Liu Hao vomit three liters of blood.

Liu San looked up at the sky, his shoulders trembled and trembled, it seemed that he had endured a lot of hardship, and the subordinate in the concierge grinned and smirked, and was glared at by Liu Hao like a rabbit and ran into the yard.

What the fuck are you raising here?

Just when Liu Hao was thinking about whether he needed to confess whether he really had a loli fetish, Ling'er girl came out.

"Yikes! The young master is back? Hey? Whose little sister is so cute? Ling'er saw that Liu Hao's greeting was not finished, and she was attracted by this little girl, and this girl also pinched the little girl's pink cheeks. Liu Hao gritted his teeth secretly on the side, yes! Pinch hard to make her dare to doubt my kindness!

Unexpectedly, one big and one small Loli chatted very enthusiastically at the door, completely treating Liu Hao as air. The little girl also complained to her "beautiful sister" that Liu Hao lured her into the door of the house to commit unscrupulous bestiality, but fortunately she wittily saw through something. provoked Ling'er to roll her eyes at Liu Hao.

Liu Hao's face was a little unbearable, I'll wipe it! Just you, the little fart girl with the fart curtain, where is the wisdom to speak of except for sharp teeth and sharp mouth? If Lao Tzu wants to lie to you, he can get everything done for you in minutes, and he will show his wit in front of Lao Tzu, cut!

Liu Hao coughed twice, and Ling'er finally realized that the door was not the place to talk, and then invited the little chubby girl into Liu Hao's house to play. The little guy reluctantly entered the house with his hands behind his back. When Liu Hao entered the door, he really had the urge to shout "close the door and let Liu San go".

"Sister Ling'er, you said that the sound of the piano I heard outside the door just now was that you were playing "Sky City"? Did this disciple do it? When the little chubby girl said Liu Hao, her chin was raised high and she looked at him with slanted eyes.

"Of course, it was composed by the young master of my family, not only this one, but my son-in-law also made many tunes. If you want to hear it, I'll play it to you. Ling'er covered her mouth and smiled, and said softly while pulling this little Lori.

"Just him? Hum! I don't believe it. You ask him to make a song now. I'll see what this disciple is capable of. "The little chubby girl seems to think that Liu Hao is a disciple, which is really laughable.

"What are you going to do if I do it? It's just a tune, what's so difficult. Liu Hao also glanced at her with his eyes, he didn't think that it was really good to despise people, it would be better if the other party was an adult.

"If you do, I'll tell you my name ・・・・・・."

"Cut! It's just a name, what's so rare, do you like to say it or not? Liu Hao glanced at her again, and then ignored her angry eyes and took a leisurely sip of water.

"If you do it, I'll ・・・・・・ and I'll marry you!"

"Poof!" The little chubby girl's words made Liu Hao spray all the sip of water he was forced to drink just now on Ling'er's face. Ling'er twisted him several times before he stopped.

"Hehe・・・・・・ don't you dare, right? I know you won't do it. The little chubby girl actually began to get proud, it seems that it is not possible to show some real skills.

Liu Hao sat on the couch and opened his mouth to say, "Before composing the music, I will tell you a story." When Liu Hao finished speaking, Ling'er got up, habitually brought paper and pen, and prepared to write it down.

"It is said that thousands of years ago, there lived a scholar under a barren mountain, who studied all day long, hoping to gain fame and glory to his ancestors. One day, suddenly a white fox ran into his room, and there was an arrow stuck in his leg, and the scholar felt compassion at it, pulled the arrow off its leg, and then carefully bandaged his wound, during which the white fox kept him bandaged motionless, as if he trusted him very much. As soon as the wound was bandaged, there was a sound of horses' hooves outside the door. ”

Liu Hao took a sip of water and continued: "When the scholar went out, it turned out to be the children of a group of large families, and one of them asked him if he had seen a white fox with an arrow. The scholar couldn't bear the white fox being caught, so he lied that the white fox ran in another direction. After the group left, the white fox looked at the scholar very gratefully, and very sensibly got into the scholar's clothes to warm him. After the white fox recovered from his injury, he said goodbye to the scholar and left. The scholar began to study hard every day again. What he didn't know was that every day not far from his window, there was a white figure looking at him. Until one day, the scholar was killed by a group of routs due to war. The white fox cried for a long time in front of the scholar's grave, and finally reluctantly walked into the mountains. ”

Speaking of this, Liu Hao paused for a moment, and waited for Ling'er to finish writing before continuing.

"The white fox found a strong old fox to apprentice and cultivate, and after a thousand years, in the previous dynasty, the white fox sensed the place where the scholar was reincarnated, so he begged the old fox to turn it into a human form. The old fox said that it was not powerful enough, and if it turned into a human form, it would have to be a true person who loved him all the time, otherwise it would be destroyed. The white fox agreed. In this way, the white fox turned into a woman and came to the scholar's side. The scholar's reincarnation is still a poor scholar, and the white fox is by his side to do laundry and cook for him, so that he can study in peace. ”

Later, the scholar finally won the top prize, and when the emperor asked him if he had a marriage match, the scholar gritted his teeth and said that he hadn't. The white fox felt in his hometown, knowing that the scholar had changed his mind, and when he rushed to the scholar's side, the scholar was wearing a wedding dress with another woman in the cave room. After the white fox appeared, he danced a dance for the scholar with tears, and the scholar saw the dance and thought of the things of his previous life, and he was very remorseful, but it was too late, and the white fox had already lost his soul, leaving only a legend. ”

After Liu Hao finished speaking, the two girls cried into tears, and kept scolding the scholar's negative heart.

Liu Hao hugged the guzheng, and in the sobbing sound of the two girls, he began to play and sing "White Fox":

I am a fox who has practiced for thousands of years

A thousand years of practice and a thousand years of loneliness

In the dead of night, someone could hear me crying

I could be seen dancing in the dim light

I am a fox waiting for a thousand years

A thousand years wait for a thousand years of loneliness

Who planted the Gu of love in the rolling red dust

Who drank the poison of love in the vast sea of people

When I love you, you are destitute and studying hard

When you leave you, you are on the gold list, the title of the cave room, the candle

・・・・・・

By the time Liu Hao finished singing, the two girls had long forgotten to cry. The little chubby girl looked at him, and then looked at the guzheng placed in front of Liu Hao, looking at a loss.

Liu Hao looked at Little Lori: "Little chubby, what's your name?" ”

"The slave's name is Yunu!"