Chapter Twenty-Three: Baguio is beaten
Liu Hao scratched his head, what is the name of this parent, with a slave word, do you want your daughter to be a slave? The ability of ancient people to choose names is really not very good, that "is too thin" Liu Hao is too lazy to say, the thin one is actually called Xiao Shiyilang, and the honest one who can't let out a fart is actually called Chen Shimei, it is really a waste of a good name.
"You're from this place? Why haven't I seen you before? Liu Hao continued to ask.
"I originally followed my father in Shuzhong, and when my father died of illness at the beginning of the year, I came to my uncle's house in Luoyang. My uncle's house is not here. It was Brother Fang Bing who asked me to come in to play, and he met my uncle, who was busy with official business on weekdays, so I sneaked out to play alone. The little chubby girl who no longer has a strong mouth looks a lot more well-behaved, and her voice is soft and beautiful.
"I see, come to my house to play with Zhu'er Ling'er if you have nothing to do in the future, there used to be a little girl who often came to accompany them, but recently it seems to have been infected with a cold, and they just don't have a companion." Liu Hao said to her with a smile.
Maybe it was because she lost her father that made Liu Hao feel compassion, and she couldn't help but feel love for her.
"Yikes! Brother Hao, can Yu Nu really come over every day in the future? Then you have to teach Yunu the piano skills, okay・・・・・・" The little chubby girl listened to Liu Hao's words, and happily squeezed to his side, took Liu Hao's hand and began to be coquettish.
Seeing her innocent appearance, Liu Hao couldn't help but laugh and said: "It's not good, it's not good, I'm a big villain, aren't you afraid of the little chubby girl?" ”
The little chubby girl's face immediately turned red, and she said a little shyly: "Didn't people misunderstand Brother Hao," after speaking, she leaned into Liu Hao's ear and whispered, "When the jade slave grows up, will you marry Brother Hao?" Take care of you like Sister White Fox. The jade slave can also dance. After speaking, he gently licked Liu Hao's earlobe.
Day! Were ancient people so precocious? How old is this, I actually thought about marrying Liu Hao, and I can lick the earlobe, a special skill for fox spirits.
Liu Hao rubbed his ears, he was taken advantage of by Baguio and Lilac, not to mention Lao Tzu, Ling'er, this girl was her maid, but she didn't expect to be eaten tofu by this little Lori today.
When the sun was about to set, the chubby chick patted her bulging belly and went back.
When Liu Hao shouted that Liu San would send a carriage to send her, she was rejected by the little girl: "Yunu will be the daughter-in-law of the Liu family in the future, don't be so polite." Brother Hao, Yunu is gone, and I will come to see you tomorrow. After speaking, he kissed Liu Hao and went out in a hurry.
Everyone was stunned, and even Aunt Liu and the others in the kitchen looked at Liu Hao with strange eyes. Depend on! The little girl shouted that she wanted to marry me, and she had a Mao relationship with me?
The next day, before he arrived in heaven and earth, he saw a subordinate in heaven and earth running in the direction of Liu Hao's house in a panic, and saw Liu San sitting in front of Liu Hao's carriage, shouting with a cry: "Third brother! Oh no, a group of officials have surrounded the heavens and the earth, and they have to break in and arrest people! ”
Before he finished speaking, Liu Hao rushed out of the carriage: "What's the matter?" Tell me quickly! Liu Hao recognized this person as Liu Shisan, the son of Aunt Liu in the kitchen, and now he is a little steward in heaven and earth.
"Ahh The young master is also there? That's what happened, in the morning Miss Baguio went to the rouge shop to get the reserved rouge, and as soon as she went out, she was entangled by two prodigals, and finally broke free and escaped into the door, and after a while, a group of servants came and said that they wanted to arrest the murderer. Liu Shisan took two breaths and said it in one go.
Hearing that someone was pestering Baguio, Liu Hao's heart couldn't help but tighten: "Has Baguio ever been injured?" ”
Miss Baguio was slapped ・・・・・・ face, and she didn't let the little one say it. Liu 13 clenched his fists, his voice was much lower, everyone in the family knew the relationship between Baguio Lilac and Liu Hao, maybe Baguio would be the future housemother, so the forbearant anger could be heard from his voice.
"Thirteen, you go to the yamen and ask Wang Wan to tell him about it. Liu San, hurry up and go to heaven and earth, even if you smoke the horse to death, don't stop! Liu Hao himself felt the coldness in his voice, and he spoke with a trill.
Uncle, no matter who you are this time, dare to fight Baguio, and if you don't cut you with a thousand knives, Lao Tzu will screw his head off. Lao Tzu is low-key on weekdays, which does not mean that Lao Tzu is afraid of things!
Liu San roared angrily, pulled out a dagger and stuck it on the horse's buttocks, the carriage galloped forward like crazy, the pedestrians on the road shouted noisily and hid on both sides, a team of patrolling city guards chased Liu San behind the carriage and shouted to stop, and what answered him was a burst of smoke and dust brought up by the carriage.
When the carriage ran to the gate of heaven and earth, a group of officials stood at the door with a middle-aged man about forty years old, and a man shouted at the gate. Liu Hao jumped out of the carriage in one step, and Liu San had already broken a way out of the crowd at this time. Liu Hao took advantage of the situation and rushed in, and the official called Zhenghuan was slapped in the face by Liu Hao, because of the momentum, the strength may be a little great, and a few teeth flew out of his mouth.
"Don't fucking move! The gold medal from the emperor is here! Whoever dares to arrest my woman, Lao Tzu will kill him alive now! Liu Hao slapped him, and when everyone was stunned, he took out the gold medal that Wu Zetian gave to Ziyang Zhenren and held it high, and shouted loudly.
When everyone saw it, they were stunned again.
Liu Hao saw two figures in the crowd quietly retreating, one of them was Shi Taixi. Seeing the two of them, Liu Hao also understood what was going on. glanced at Liu San, Liu San also saw the two of them, got up and jumped to the side of the two of them, grabbed the two of them and threw them at Liu Hao's feet.
Seeing that the was too thin, Liu Hao's suppressed anger suddenly jumped up, grabbed the gold medal in his hand, and smashed it on his head.
The royal gold medal is almost two pounds, and it is extremely easy to hold it in one hand and smash people. While smashing Liu Hao, he scolded: "Your uncle's shit is too thin, the woman who dares to touch Lao Tzu!" Even if the emperor comes today, he won't be able to save you! This thing didn't have the courage to scold Liu Hao at this time, and rolled on the ground vigorously, and kept shouting to the middle-aged man: "Lord Bookkeeper save me!" Lord Bookkeeper save me! ”
The middle-aged man was stunned and didn't know what to do at this moment, and Liu San next to him was beating another young man, and the thing howled like a dead father: "My father is the commander of Luoyang County, and he is the court official of Wupin." If you dare to beat me, beware of my father punishing you nine clans! It's okay if he doesn't shout, but after listening to his words, Liu San played more energetically.
Liu Hao took out the gold medal given to Yuan Tiangang by Tang Taizong and threw it to Liu San: "Use this to fight!" Relieve hatred! ”
Everyone wanted to make a move, but when they saw Liu Hao take out the gold medal again, they were all stunned again. Is the Royal Gold Medal wholesale? How did you pull out another piece?
The door of heaven and earth has been opened, and a group of goblins walked out with teary eyes, Baguio's face was high and swollen, crying like a tearful man. She made Liu Hao feel even more uncomfortable like this, and she couldn't help but use a little more force.
"Who dares to forge the royal gold medal? Left and right still not to take it? actually beating the children of officials and eunuchs in broad daylight, do you not think that the laws of my court are child's play? When Liu Hao was having a good time, another official arrived, which was much more majestic than the master who was still distracted.
When the young man who was beaten by Liu San saw the comer, he immediately shouted: "Daddy save me!" Peel them all up and cramp! The child ・・・・・・ Before he could finish speaking, Liu San picked up the footcloth he had kicked off and gagged his mouth tightly. It is estimated that the taste is not very good, this product has been whining and shaking its head, could it be that the footwrap also has the effect of ecstasy in later generations?
Steich also shouted, "Uncle! This person is Liu Hao! Hurry up and take him down・・・・・・" Before he finished shouting Xiaoliu, he got out of the crowd in heaven and earth, and hit him right in the temple with a kick, and the famous Luoyang gentleman immediately fainted.
The Luoyang County Commander, who had just arrived, didn't expect Liu Hao and Liu San to treat him as air, and when they saw the tragic situation of his children and nephews, they were so angry that they all had to be angry, and they felt like martial arts masters were making big moves.
In fact, the main reason is that Liu Hao has no concept of Datang's official position at all, and Liu San is a stupid and bold product, anyway, he has a royal gold medal in his hand, who is afraid of whom!
Just as the Luoyang County Commander was about to speak, a team of city guards ran over, and it was the group of people chasing after the carriage. Liu Hao looked at the leader, isn't this Lu Yue, and the two exchanged glances very secretly.
"Brothers, you have come just in time. This is the gold medal given by the emperor to my uncle Ziyang Zhenren, and that is the gold medal given by Emperor Taizong to my teacher Yuan Tiangang, this general, please check the authenticity. Without waiting for Luoyang Ling to speak, Liu Hao opened his mouth first, and handed the two gold medals to Lu Yue after speaking.
Lu Yue listened to Liu Hao's words, took the gold medal with solemn hands, and then carefully wiped off the blood stained on it with his sleeve, and carefully identified it. After watching it several times, he returned the gold medal to Liu Hao with both hands, and whispered in Liu Hao's ear: "Don't call me when you fight, you should have worn civilian clothes if you knew it." I am not under the jurisdiction of the Luoyang Order, so don't be afraid later. ”
After speaking, Lu Yue took a few steps back before kneeling down on one knee, clasping his fists and saluting: "Meet His Majesty Emperor Taizong and His Majesty Emperor Wu!" And all the people he brought with him knelt down and saluted with their fists folded.
This series of actions first caused the master bookkeeper to sit down on the ground in fright, and although the others did not collapse, their situation was not much better.
In fact, just now when Liu Hao shouted out the names of his master and uncle, that Luoyang Ling was already roaring in his heart: "Didn't you say it was a rumor?" Doesn't that mean this news is not true? Didn't you say that this kid has no background? ”
As a five-grade master, the relationship between these two Taoist celebrities and the royal family has been heard of by this Luoyang Ling, and his face is more ugly than his dead mother, his own family and the Shi family are finished this time, and the lord of Chang'an City who promoted himself may not be able to count on it.