Du Zimei's old face suddenly turned red, stroked her long beard, and sighed slightly: "Although this son is in rags, he has an extraordinary appearance, he is obviously poor, but he has such arrogance. It really made the old man feel a lot of emotion! If Datang is full of such people, why don't you worry about longevity? ”

Du Zongwu was very grinning at the moment, coughed dryly twice, and was slightly embarrassed: "Daddy, this Wei Wu has backbone, it seems that I am wrong to blame him." He has such a bearing, could it be the orphan of a down-and-out nobleman? ”

"No, his language is vulgar but full of philosophy, which really makes the old man feel ashamed and embarrassed." When Du Zimei said this, she couldn't help but blush and hang her head down.

At this moment, our puppeteers are shopping without heart or lungs

"Grandma's, I actually asked for half a tael of silver for the fifth brother for a meal, but that little girl, tsk" Wei Wu's heart was stirred, and he thought about how he could go to the Yellow Crane Tower to work in his dress, and he would not be thrown out as a person after he went?

Thinking of this, Wei Wu found a tailor's shop and walked in. With the tragic opportunity of being insulted, Wei Wu's heart moved to open the money bag, fumbled for a long time, found the largest silver in the money bag, threw it up, and reached out to catch it.

The shopkeeper was an obese middle-aged woman, with two gorgeous peach blossoms on her cheeks, and suddenly saw a tall and sturdy, dignified young man walking in, and couldn't help but smile: "Yo, little brother, come and see the clothes!" ”

Wei Wuyi saw that the mist on the woman's face was hazy when he smiled, it turned out that this powder had been applied too much, and he jumped up on the jumping fat at this moment.

Twitching the corners of his mouth without moving, Wei Wu turned his head suddenly, and turned his head back in an instant, this time the corners of his mouth were crooked, a pair of eyes that were originally as bright as Lang Xing were also big and small at the moment, the two eyebrows were squeezed together, and the muscles on his cheeks were raised high, how did he look like a patient with a severe stroke

The fat woman, at first glance, saw that the handsome little brother just now was gone, and it turned out to be a strangely ugly little guy in front of her, she couldn't help but rub her eyes, carefully confirmed, grinned, and her face suddenly rose with a look of disdain and disgust, and suddenly she was surprised to find that a silver light rolled back and forth in the hands of this extremely ugly little guy, and it was not dazzling in the sun.

"Oh, this son, are you here to buy clothes? We have the best Suzhou and Hangzhou jacquard silk in our store, this fabric, tsk, it is definitely the best product for several years! Only two taels of silver and one foot! ”

"Poof!" Wei Wu's face changed, and he almost destroyed his image as a stroke patient, he immediately squeezed his throat seriously and said in a sharp voice: "Eh, eldest sister, you can just find me a set of ordinary clothes." I'm going to do something important and not be discovered! In the last two sentences, Wei Wu deliberately lowered his voice and said very mysteriously.

"Eh, I understand, I understand! Childe, what do you think of this cyan spinning shirt? The fat woman opened her bloody mouth, lowered her voice, and laughed twice in her duck-like voice.

"Well, yes, how much silver is this?" Wei Wu was so shocked by the woman's voice that he only felt that the hair on his whole body stood up, and his voice trembled a little.

"I see that the son is dignified and extraordinary, this dress is a perfect match for the son, so let's do it, good clothes with a pretty child, I will be the master of a little sister today, and I will sell it to you for one or two silver!" Hearing that this middle-aged woman actually called herself a little sister, Wei Wuqiang's eyebrows suddenly shook violently twice.

Fifth brother, buy it, if you don't buy it again, Lao Tzu will explain it here today. A certain part of Wei Wu carefully reminded his master.

"Okay, I bought it!" Wei Wu gritted his teeth tightly and grinned.

Comrade Wei Wu, who had changed into a cyan spinning shirt, almost threw down a tael of trivial silver and rushed out.

"Gross!" Wei Wu hugged a pillar on the street, snorted and retched twice, and then took a deep breath, "This, this, is this a woman?" ”

Thinking of the appearance of the middle-aged fat woman, he couldn't help but shudder again. I found a stone slab on the side of the street and sat down, slowing down for a while.

Originally, I wanted to visit the city of Wuhan in the Tang Dynasty more, but at this moment, all kinds of thoughts were completely swept away by the obese woman, so I had to find a passer-by to inquire about the general direction of the Yellow Crane Tower, and walked over there.

Just walked a few steps, bang, Wei Wu's shoulder hurt suddenly, but he was hit by a person behind him, he changed his clothes and still felt good naturally, he immediately turned around and looked angrily, and was about to shout "Where did you come from, little guy".

Seeing the appearance of the person who came, but he couldn't roar out, a fat man in a gorgeous dress with a figure of more than five feet and a weight of more than 200 pounds was standing in front of him panting.

Because this person is too fat, the fat on his face is squeezed together, which looks particularly funny, with funny little eyes, and fat nose and ears, which instantly reminded Wei Wu of a TV series "Starry Pig Bajie" in his previous life.

Wei Wu wanted to laugh because of this person's appearance and form, and he wanted to get angry because of the pain from his reckless slap on the shoulder, and for a while, his face was full of weather, and he couldn't help but blush.

"Dare to ask this brother, but his name is Zhu Fengchun?" Wei Wulao's face turned red, and he forced back a smile and asked.

"Huh? It turns out that my old Zhu is so famous? I am Zhu Fengchun, the word eight precepts! The fat man shook the folding fan in his hand, raised his head and smiled.

"Poof!" Wei Wu's smile that he had endured for a long time finally burst out, Zhu Bajie, how did his father and mother name it? But after thinking about it, it could be that Wu Chengen in the Ming Dynasty had seen this guy in front of him, otherwise how could he think leisurely for a while, but he forgot that Zhu Fengchun was a blind name for later generations.

"Huh? Boy, what are you doing? You Uncle Zhu and I are famous, handsome, and only good at learning, you won't laugh like this when you see me, right? Zhu Fengchun shook the folding fan in his hand, pouting with a fat mouth, quite proud.

Wei Wu was dumbfounded, this person, this person was the first time he had seen someone thicker than himself in the more than a month since he came to Datang. For a while, Fifth Brother Wei, who was conceited, faceless, skinless, and unparalleled in the world, couldn't help but blush his old face at this moment, and laughed dryly twice: "Uh, Brother Zhu, your statement has spread far and wide at home and abroad, and he is known as Zhu Fengchun, who is known for his dignified appearance and talent, although the younger brother Wei Wu is from a remote mountainous area, how can he not know it!" ”

Cut, you're still Marshal Canopy! Even Chang'e cuties want to hook up! Wei Wu secretly snorted a few times.

Zhu Fengchun took the folding fan and patted his tall belly, his face was full of pride, obviously Wei Wu's two sycophants were also quite useful.

"Huh? It turns out that you are Wei Wu! I've heard about it, I heard that you are talking about swords with Li Taibai in Huashan, which is slightly inferior, but it doesn't matter, brother, we are still young, and we have time, and when we wait for the few people in the world who can suppress us in martial arts and talent to death, aren't our brothers the first in the world! This man was quite unseen, and at the mention of two sentences, he cried out as a brother.

Wei Wu's old face was flooded by this sycophancy, and he also nodded proudly.

After a few words of praise from each other, the two have already called each other brothers. These two people who can be called the best people in the Tang Dynasty can be called faceless and skinless, and they only feel sorry for each other for a while, and they hate to see each other late.

"Let's go, Brother Wei, today Brother Zhu I invite you to have a drink!" Zhu Fengchun put a fat hand on Wei Wu's shoulder and grinned. "Eh, Yellow Crane Tower, miserable, I forgot! Today I am going to the Yellow Crane Tower to book the 88th table banquet after three days to celebrate my mother's birthday! I have to hurry over, or I won't be able to book it late! Brother, I'm lighter, go first! Before the words fell, before Wei Wu could reply, the fat man twisted his fat buttocks and ran forward panting, the footsteps on the ground thunderous and magnificent!

Wei Wu was worried that no one would lead the way, so he hurriedly trotted and ran with the fat man, and the fat man turned around and saw that the brothers who hated to see each other followed him, and shouted: "Eh, Brother Wei, you know that the Yellow Crane Tower is now replaced by the Yu shopkeeper that is strong, and this time the Yellow Crane Tower has been renovated inside and out, and a few widows have been bought to accompany the wine!" It's going to open tomorrow! ”

"Oh? Brother Zhu, is this Yellow Crane Tower so famous now? Wei Wu was slightly surprised. This Boss Yu, compared to the brother that the old man Yu said in Chiyang, I can't imagine the shabby look on Old Man Yu's face, his brother is not small!

"That is, I don't know how many literati and scholars in Ezhou and Jiangnan Province are proud to be able to enter the Yellow Crane Tower! It is said that even the emperor wants to come to the Yellow Crane Tower to see the beautiful scenery! This Zhu Bajie's small eyes lit up, and he was quite proud, as if this Yellow Crane Tower was his home.

"Isn't it true that everyone can sit in the Yellow Crane Tower?" Wei Wu was surprised in his heart, in his previous life, even if it was the Dubai Palace Hotel, the seven-star was accessible to everyone.

"Hmph, an ordinary banquet in this Yellow Crane Tower will cost more than ten taels of silver, and if you order a good five treasures, a table will cost a hundred taels of silver!" Wei Wu gasped when he heard this, even if it was a prosperous Tang Dynasty and a more modest family, the annual expenses were only fifty taels of silver. Touching the money bag on his chest, Wei Wu was a little stunned, this amount of money is not enough for even a meal?

Seeing that Wei Wu seemed to be shocked, Zhu Bajie nodded with satisfaction, quickened his pace and panted forward.

Wei Wu thought to himself, followed Zhu Bajie, who was sometimes rushing all the way, sometimes leaning over to breathe, through a few streets and alleys, and gradually felt that the air became moist, and after a little thought, he knew that he had arrived at the riverside.

After turning a street and alley, Huo Di in front of him became cheerful.

But see a majestic and handsome, ancient and majestic pavilion towers on the shore of the Yangtze River, this building is more than 100 feet high, a total of five floors, accumulate spires, layer upon layer of cornices, look at all as one.

There is a couplet on the archway outside this pavilion, the upper link is the cumbersome handwriting of the official book: "the world's superb view", the lower link is the wild grass of the extreme: "still splendid mountains and rivers", in the middle with block letters to carry seven written test Xiongqi big characters: "the first floor of the world"!

Looking at the head of the Snake Mountain, standing on the bank of the Yangtze River, you can vaguely hear the turbulent and mighty Yangtze River in front, and then look back at the Ezhou City with thousands of households, Wei Wu admired in his heart, what a "first floor in the world"! When I was feeling a lot of emotion in my heart, I suddenly heard a loud "poof", and when I turned my head, I saw that Comrade Zhu Bajie leaned over and gasped for a while, and he was lying down like that!

"Phew, with your physical fitness, it's far from my fifth brother." Wei Wuyang was proud and strode over.