Wei Wuyi picked up Comrade Zhu Bajie's "delicate body", grinned tiredly, and helped him up, but saw that the fat man's face was slightly pale, and he "gasped" twice, grinned and said: "Oh, fifth brother, thanks to you!" I practiced the Shaolin Yijin Sutra last night, and now my internal breath is unstable! I'm glad to have you next to me! After that, he even squeezed the eye bubbles

This person's face, even if Wei Wu has already seen something, he can't help but be dumbfounded at this moment, looking at the ambiguous and unkind eyes of the people around him, he hurriedly threw the dead fat man to the ground, "Bah~" A large piece of saliva protruded, stared at the people around him who were watching the excitement, and stammered and roared: "I, I, no, I don't know him!" ”

The crowd dispersed.

A well-dressed old woman, on crutches, turned her head and scolded as she walked away: "Alas, how can these juniors act like this now, alas, the world is down!" ”

Wei's five faces were like frost, messy in the whistling river wind.

This, this damn Zhu Bajie, I think my fifth brother has always boasted of being dashing, but he is clean and self-conscious, where did I expect that, alas, I was careless in making friends, I was careless in making friends! This fat man killed the fifth brother and me!

"Wei Wu, why did you throw your brother on the ground!" Zhu Bajie pretended to be confused and propped himself up.

"It's fine!" Wei Wu had a straight face, serious and serious.

Zhu Bajie naturally knew Wei Wu's predicament, and at this moment, he snorted and smiled sincerely: "Fifth brother, is this Yellow Crane Tower still magnificent?" ”

"Nonsense! You don't have long eyes, the first floor of the world written earlier! Wei Wu's face was full of repulsion, and he hurriedly took two steps away from this Zhu Bajie.

"Ahem," Zhu Bajie wiped a handful of cold sweat, and said with a smile: "Fifth brother, then I will compose a poem and praise the first floor of the world!" After that, before Wei Wu objected, he groaned to himself: "On the Yangtze River, the Yellow Crane Tower, a few small birds squatted on their heads!" The birds on the eaves are chirping, I don't know that Brother Zhu is below! ”

After selling this limerick poem, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but be angry, shook the folding fan in his hand, and swayed in the wind in an earthy yellow silk shirt, which was quite talented, which made the girls in several official ships in the distance couldn't help but blush.

The only person who heard this ancient poem, Fifth Brother Wei's eyes rolled, and he was almost stunned by this limerick poem.

Zhu Bajie straightened his clothes, coughed twice, shook his fan and walked towards the first floor of the country that day. Wei Wu was slightly relieved by the little heart that was greatly stimulated, and walked over quickly.

Zhu Bajie looked back and said in surprise: "Brother Wei, I said, this, I didn't have enough money today, so I invited you to drink."

"I'm here to report!" Wei Wu glanced at Zhu Bajie with disdain.

"Huh? What the? Fifth brother, is what you said true? Are you working at the Yellow Crane Tower? The little two in this Yellow Crane Tower are all carefully selected, working here, and getting the appreciation of the two dignitaries and dignitaries casually, then Fei Huang Tengda can be waited! When Zhu Bajie heard that Wei Wu was coming to work in the Yellow Crane Tower, his fat face was immediately full of flattery and flattery.

"Huh? Brother Zhu, didn't you come to order an eighty-eight table banquet for your old mother? Why don't you go soon?" Wei Wu was a little surprised, could it be that all the people who worked in the Yellow Crane Tower were the elites of the elite like Ben Fifth Brother and the fighters in the mobile phone?

The two of them walked up the long steps, but saw two handmaidens in pink veils standing at the door, the two handmaidens were obviously well trained, and saw a handsome young man and a strange-looking meat ball with stubby limbs and fat in the middle coming up together. He bowed and said, "Two sons, please inside!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey, two sisters, it's easy to say, it's easy to say, I don't know the surnames of the two sisters!" Comrade Zhu Bajie's small eyes shone brightly, constantly sweeping up and down the delicate body under the tulle.

The two maidservants were blushing when they were seen by this meaty-like person, but they didn't dare to be angry, and the shopkeeper of this shop was able to see the training in the ordinary!

Wei Wu was also a thief's eyes shining, seeing the servant girl on the right side raising her head and blushing quietly looking at herself, she couldn't help but scratch her heart, a pair of peach blossom eyes blinked twice, but it was the servant girl who snorted, and the roots of her ears were red.

After teasing the future female colleague slightly, Wei Wu scratched his heart and strode in.

A gust of incense came to the nose, elegant but not vulgar, but it was a furnace of ambergris in the corner of the house. On the wall facing the door, there is a huge ceramic mural of "White Clouds and Yellow Cranes", but on both sides are two couplets about seven meters long, and the book on the left reads: "Cool air comes from the west, and the clouds and mist sweep away the sweat of heaven and earth!" On the right is "The great river goes east, and the waves sweep away the sorrows of the past and the present!" ”

"What a couplet! What a couplet! Wei Wu couldn't help but be overwhelmed by the momentum of these two couplets, and couldn't help but clap his hands and sigh.

"Oh? These two couplets are exactly what our Ezhou Thorn Shi Zhu Daoyu mentioned! Could it be that this son also understands poetry couplets? An old man who looked seven points similar to Old Man Yu walked over with his beard, and Wei Wu was sure that this old man must be his new boss! This new boss is a little less tactful than Old Man Yu, but a little more calm.

Good boy! At this time, he didn't show when to behave, but he didn't notice that when the old man mentioned Zhu Daoyu, Zhu Bajie's fat body beside him trembled slightly, as if he was very afraid.

"Hehe, I think this Lord Zhu's couplet is good, but there are some places that can be slightly modified!" Wei Wu shook his head and smiled wryly.

"Oh? The old man is the shopkeeper of this Yellow Crane Tower, Yu Daru, and he also loves poetry and songs. Although Yu Daru didn't believe that this little guy could change the couplets of the Ezhou Thorn History, he pretended to be sincere.

"Hehe, I think it's better to change it to, the refreshing air comes from the west, and the clouds and mist sweep away the world and shake the world; The great river goes east, and the waves wash away the sorrows of the past and the present! Wei Wu smiled slightly, put his hands behind his back, and said slowly with an unfathomable look.

"The cool air comes from the west, and the clouds and mist sweep away the heavens and the earth; The great river goes east, and the waves wash away the sorrows of the past and the present! Good link, good link! Come on, pen and ink waiting! Please also ask this son to bring this couplet to my Yellow Crane Tower! Yu Daru thought for a while, shouted with joy on his face, and personally held a cup of tea and presented it to this talented son.

"Oh, no, no!" Wei Wu took the tea with his hand, but he was so frightened that he waved his hand again and again, just at the end of his book [***], and the inscription, didn't it make the new boss laugh and lose his big teeth.

"Why not!" Before Wei Wu could react, a long table had been laid out in front of him, with all kinds of pen, ink, paper and inkstones, and there were two bright-eyed scholars standing next to him, one grinding, and the other holding a square towel to gently wipe the brush and hand it over.

Wei Wu wiped a handful of cold sweat, picked up the teacup and took a sip gently, but a pair of thief eyes were asking Comrade Zhu Fengchun for help.

"Fifth brother, you can write it, write it and let this Ezhou assassin take a look, there are people in Ezhou who are more talented than him!" Zhu Bajie smiled cheaply and went down the stone road.

Picking up the brush, Wei Wu's heart was horizontal, and he was dead!

Wave the book.

When he finished writing, several people around him couldn't help but be stunned, and even the two little scholars next to him looked at him in surprise.

"Hey, what's wrong? I can't write traditional Chinese? Wei Wu was so embarrassed by everyone that he couldn't help but blush. In my heart, I am very grateful to my grandfather who worked hard to hone his brush calligraphy.

"Can't write traditional Chinese? What did Childe write? Yu Daru had never heard of such a simple font in this world, but he could understand it, and he was surprised and surprised at the moment.

"Well, this is a way of writing in my hometown, called simplified characters, and people like me who don't learn and don't know how to write in this font!" Wei Wu twitched the corners of his mouth, and when he opened his mouth, a big hat was buckled on the more than a billion compatriots a few years later.

"Oh, that's no wonder!" Yu Daru was thoughtful, and then looked up and asked, "I don't know if the two sons are staying, or drinking and talking about poetry?" The restaurant has not yet opened today, but if the two sons come, the little old man can also free up one or two rooms. ”

"Haha, Boss Yu, you don't know me anymore? I'm Zhu Fengchun! Comrade Zhu Bajie's face was full of flattery, and he suddenly jumped out from the side, completely ignoring Yu Daru's disdainful eyes.

"Oh, it's the younger brother of Lord Thorn Shi! Disrespectful, disrespectful! Yu Daru's face was as plain as water, but the disdain in his eyes was extremely clear.

"Ah, Boss Yu, I was ordered by my eldest mother to book a fiftieth birthday banquet for her in three days." Zhu Bajie said with a smile. A trace of hatred and sadness in his eyes was seen by Wei Wu.

Hey, I didn't expect this Zhu Bajie to be the younger brother of Ezhou Thorn Shi, and the relationship between the two brothers is not very good, otherwise he wouldn't even have to sit in a sedan chair, running errands to order a wine banquet, looking at Yu Daru's appearance, he also looked down on him, tsk, interesting! This Zhu Bajie is only twenty years old, and if you think about it, the age of this Ezhou assassin will not be too old!

"Oh, so that's the case, then this son who came with you is-" Before Wei Wu's future boss Old Man Yu could speak, Zhu Bajie immediately said: "Ah, he is my good brother for decades, his name is Wei Wu, and he is clever!" This time, this time it seems to be"

"Hehe, Boss Yu, I was recommended by your younger brother Yu Xiaoru to help" This time it was Wei Wu's turn to smile.

"Ah, you're Wei Wu? The Wei Wu that my brother said was unlearned, full of nonsense, doing evil and harming the township? Yu Daru looked surprised.

His grandmother's, how did this old man Yu introduce me to his brother, Wei Wu secretly scolded Old Man Yu in his heart for actually leaving by himself and put himself on this way, the old man's face turned red suddenly, and he hurriedly waved his hand to deny: "No, no!" Your brother is definitely not talking about me! ”

"Huh?" Yu Daru's old face was full of suspicion.

"My name is Wei Wu, but I am a well-known kind and talented man in Chiyang County, helping widows carry water, and being close to old ladies - like a family, even the poet fairy Li Taibai praised me for my lotus tongue and iron teeth and copper teeth!" Wei Wu said with a face full of justice and righteous words.

"Oh? So are you Wei Wu who works in Tangpan Building? ”

"Yes"

"Are you beating up customers?"

"No, it is"

"What is not, hit is hit! If you don't fight, you don't fight! "Yu Daru's old face is dark, and he is about to have a seizure.

"Yes," Wei Wu replied timidly. Obediently long, could it be that the performance of this talented man has not satisfied Yu Daru, the new boss? Although he was whispering softly, he was secretly teasing the evil deeds of the old man Yu and his brothers in his heart.

"Okay, then aren't you the Wei Wu that my brother said!" Wei Wu, under Yu Daru's persuasion, finally confessed and forgived. Yu Daru's face was triumphant, and he snorted: "Okay, in the future, you will be responsible for the escort of Baiyun Building, Anyuan Building, and Chuguan Building." Today, you will go to the back of the Beixie Garden to find the king steward to get the clothes and let him arrange your residence! ”

"What? Isn't this for me to be an escort? Wei Wu bared his teeth and trembled in protest, in case he met the kind of aunt he had seen in the tailor shop today, and for a while, the fifth brother only felt that the sky and the earth had changed color, and it was snowing in June

Yu Daru glanced at Wei Wu, but ignored Wei Wu's protest, waved his hand, and summoned a little second dead to drag Wei Wu, who was still scolding, to the backyard.