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"Hey, let's be angry with her like this, is it appropriate?" Looking at the background of the iceberg beauty leaving with hatred, Sun Yu was a little unbearable, although he used his other way to control his body, but after all, he was a little reluctant to go. Now that Zhuge Liang is so angry again, Sun Yu thinks that the iceberg beauty is his own woman, and it doesn't seem good to deal with his own woman like this.

Zhuge Liang smiled indifferently: "It's okay, this kind of arrogant woman, you have to be angry with her, tear off her disguise, and she will really be soft." ”

Sun Yu nodded, but after all, this matter was a bit of a shame, and he couldn't help but sigh and said: "Miss Zhuge , you are responsible for all the things you said, and now that Zhou Yu is angry with us, how can we abduct her to Gongsun's house?" ”

Zhuge Liang grinned and said, "Leave her alone for now, let her cool for a while." You have to know that when you take her body, she wants to kill you, and then you go to her, and she will not hesitate to speak ill of you. But well...... If you cool her down and ignore her, she will think about it at night, and she can't let go of you in her heart, and over time, she will have your shadow in her heart. When the time comes, if you don't go to see her, she will take the initiative to come to you and ask for an explanation......"

cough, Sun Yu heard this, so he hung up and fell to the ground.

"Well, what are we going to do now?" Sun Yu shrugged his shoulders, when there was no Zhuge Liang, Sun Yu made his own ideas, and with Zhuge Liang here, Sun Yu didn't want to use his brains.

Zhuge Liang pondered for a while and said, "The lord should be attacking Nanjun and Xiangyang now, and your task is to attract Jiangdong to focus on you and buy time for our Gongsun army to lay ground?" So...... Let's make a mess in Jiangdong now, making Jiangdong chickens fly and dogs jump, and it is only right that we don't care about sending troops. ”

"Let's do something that catches people's attention." Zhuge Liang spread his hands and said: "If there are any strange tricks, they will fool the women in Jiangdong and be in no mood to do anything else." ”

Just when Zhuge Liang and Sun Yu agreed on this, in fact, the girls in Jiangdong were also discussing the next step, their method was simple and rude, since this time they failed to trick Sun Yu and Sun Shangxiang into drinking aphrodisiacs, then do it again! But the banquet will definitely not work, so continue in another place-

"Attractive things......" Sun Yu began to have a headache about this, what can attract the attention of the Jiangdong girls? If I make the Ming Dynasty warships in the NM01 database, maybe I can attract their attention. But to do this...... It is equivalent to teaching high-tech to Jiangdong for free, which is not cost-effective and too much of a loss.

By the way, what do Jiangdong girls like to do the most, such as group fights and beauty contests, I'll also make some messy things for them.

Sun Yu remembered the joke caused by the last time she used nm01 to "play a movie" and released Dong Zhuo's big boobs, and couldn't help but move in his heart: play a movie...... This thing is absolutely weird.,It's definitely enough gimmick.,Dude make a small movie to show it.,Although it's a bit unprofessional.,But it won't cause the leakage of high-tech products.,Used to divert the attention of the girls in Jiangdong.,It's also a good job.。

Sun Yu smiled, and hurriedly went back to find the top hat girl and Yan Yun and the others to arrange...... Three days later, a huge "screening room" was ready, this screening hall was arranged in the camp of the White Horse Yicong, this time Sun Yu came to Jiangdong, brought hundreds of White Horse Yicong, Sun Yu asked them to help, set up this huge screening hall, covered with a black cloth, full of chairs...... It's decent, too.

No one knows what Sun Yu is doing, only that he invited Sun Shangxiang and found a few short Jiangdong sailors to help, and a few days later, a huge banner was suddenly hung in front of Sun Yu's screening room, which read: "The story of the second year of the demon New Year: a beautiful woman suddenly fainted, and seven men forcibly dragged her into the forest...... Screening on time at x month x day x ......"

This big banner is ten zhang long and three zhang wide, hanging in the middle of the barracks, it is really impossible to see it, and in less than half a day, Jiangdong girls and soldiers began to spread.

"Do you know what General Sun is doing? What is a blockbuster? This is Han Dang asking.

"Fool, it's not like you haven't seen that Sun Xunzhen can cast an 'illusion' and record and replay what happened not long ago. Before the Chibi War, didn't he let Dong Zhuo take a bath? Cheng Pu replied.

"Wow...... That time was too fierce, Dong Zhuo was so big. Zu Mao said with palpitations beside him.

"Look at the title this time...... A beautiful woman suddenly fainted, and the seven men forcibly dragged her into the forest......" Lu Meng wiped a handful of sweat and said: "Could it be that this time it is ...... Ahem......"

She didn't finish speaking, but everyone understands, looking at the meaning of the title, this time it's seven men and one woman doing that, Khan! The girls don't dare to say it with tender faces, but they feel uncomfortable like a kitten scratching in their hearts, and they want to see it! I want to see it!

Zhang Zhao walked out next to him, and said with a serious face: "Hmph, what's so nice about this kind of obscene thing?" Wonder is the daughter of ignorance! I, Zhang Zhaocai, don't look at this kind of stuff, I still have a lot of government affairs to deal with, the second young master is reorganizing the army, planning to attack Nanjun and Xiangyang, I want to prepare food, grass and ordnance for the army, you generals also have to train soldiers, how can you have time to engage in these crooked ways. ”

The Jiangdong girls all know that Zhang Zhao is "erudite and talented", of course they don't take this kind of thing to heart, Zu Mao couldn't help but pout: "Lord Zhang, you are well-informed, of course you can't look at this kind of blockbuster, but we, the yellow flower girls, still count on learning some experience...... Don't laugh at us...... Alas, forget it, let's listen to Lord Zhang's words, and let's go to the soldiers, so we won't come to see this. ”

Zhang Zhao snorted coldly and turned to leave.

This afternoon, it was still early, it was the time for the Jiangdong soldiers to practice, but it was also the opening time of the movie.

Seeing that the time was coming, but no one came in front of the screening room, the woman in the top hat couldn't help but lean into Sun Yu's ear and said: "Seeking the truth, our plan seems to have failed, and no one has put down their work to come and see it." ”

Sun Yu grinned and said: "Don't worry, with my advertisement, don't worry if they don't come." ”

Sure enough, as soon as Sun Yu's words fell, she saw Zu Mao with a headscarf around her head, covering her head and face, and ran over secretly, she ran to Sun Yu, blushing and said: "Seeking the truth, I stopped training soldiers and made a special trip to see your blockbuster...... Don't tell anyone I'm here. ”

Sun Yu grinned and said, "Of course I won't say, General Zu hurry into the hall to find a good position." ”

Zu Mao scurried into the screening room and sat down in the back corner.

After a while, Huang Gai also came sneakily, saying exactly the same thing as Zu Mao, she also ran into the hall with her waist bent, and found a corner to sit down, but she didn't expect to be sitting next to Zu Mao, the two looked at each other, and suddenly sweated.

Then the two nodded together, which clearly meant: "Let's form an alliance!" Watching a blockbuster movie of seven men ooxx and one woman together, don't talk about it. ”

The two had just reached a consensus, and another person sat next to them, and the person who came was Lu Meng...... After a while, Han Dang also came, Cheng Pu also came, Zhou Tai came, Ma Zhong came, and Xu Sheng came...... Most of Jiangdong's military attache Wenchen came, except for Zhang Zhao and Zhou Yu, all the others came.

Sun Yu's advertising slogan is too strong, there is a serious lack of physiological and health education in these years, and the girls are completely blind to the love affair between men and women, and they can see the opportunity to see men and women with their own eyes, how can they miss it?

While wiping their sweat, the girls shook their heads with their eyes and nodded to reach a consensus, let's watch a movie today, and no one should say it.

Seeing that the screening time was coming, I saw the curtain of the screening hall lifted, and even Zhang Zhao came. Although Zhang Zhao said it with a powerful mouth, she was actually very curious about the content of this film and full of expectations. She usually pretends to be an old-fashioned person in front of the Jiangdong girls, but she is a yellow flower girl, how can she know anything about things in the room? She is often asked by the Jiangdong girls to talk nonsense, but in order to maintain her authority, she has to lie one lie after another.

This time Sun Yu wants to put the story of "seven men dragging a woman into the grove", Zhang Zhao suddenly came to the spirit, this is an opportunity to learn, if I watch this film, I don't have to talk nonsense in the future, it is really expected. She decided to come and see the banner when she saw it for the first time, but for the sake of face, she insisted that she wouldn't come to see it, which really wronged her.

Sweat! The girls didn't follow now, Zu Mao leaned up and said, "Master Zhang, didn't you say that you don't watch this kind of film?" ”

Zhang Zhao sweated wildly, and was so asked by this sentence that she turned around and fled, but she was really a wise person, snorted coldly, and pretended to be authoritative: "I am an expert in this kind of thing, of course I have to review whether this film is suitable for Jiangdong female generals." You must know that the love between men and women is a very serious matter, and a mistake in one action or one look will seriously affect the quality of life...... Now I suspect that this film is suspected of being shot by mistake and missed by mistake, which may affect the physical and mental health of the girls in Jiangdong, and I must strictly control the quality here......"

"Master Zhang is really talented!" A group of girls admired it so much, they didn't even know what was going on with the love of men and women, I didn't think that Zhang Zhao could actually audit the actions in this film, right, this is a great talent!

At this time, the screening time had arrived, and Sun Yu announced loudly: "Now start showing a beautiful woman fainting, and seven men drag her into the grove!" It's called Snow White. ”

"Wow, the title is so powerful, the heroine is actually a princess." The Jiangdong girls shouted excitedly.

(To be continued)