"Snow White" began to be screened, and the girls were soon disappointed, this film has nothing to do with ooxx, it is simply the story of seven dwarfs saving a princess who ate a poisoned apple.

"Sun Yu, you scoundrel, false advertising deceives people! I didn't even bother to come to see the training. Han Dang almost died of anger.

"I'm only halfway through the grain and grass, what a mess this is." Zhang Zhao gritted his teeth with hatred.

The heroine who played Snow White was actually Sun Shangxiang. The person who played the stepmother was the high-hat girl Chen Gong, and the witch was naturally Zhuge Liang in a robe, and as for the seven dwarfs, the seven short-looking sailors in Jiangdong were selected to play. As for the prince, of course it is Sun Yu.

This film is actually very badly filmed, because Sun Yu has no talent to be a director at all, you must know that making movies is not something that anyone can shoot, the selection of scenes, props, and storyboards are all rotten.

And the actors are also extremely unprofessional, Sun Shangxiang's acting skills are terrible, and the stepmother of the high-hat actress is also very unprofessional, only the witch played by Zhuge Liang is still a little bit like it. As for the prince, he actually appeared very late, only one or two realms, that is, he kissed the princess lightly and woke the princess up.

Of course, the reason why Sun Shangxiang agreed to spoof and appear in this film was completely because Sun Yu wanted to kiss her at the end. That kiss didn't wake up the princess, but made the princess who pretended to be asleep faint with happiness, and it took three times to shoot this situation.

The Jiangdong girls who came to watch the film were sweating, and they were going to watch the process of ooxx, but they didn't expect to see a little bit of that kind of shot, but they watched a fairy tale. Although I didn't see what I wanted to see, the girls were still "watching a movie" for the first time, and after the initial disappointment passed, they also watched some flavor from this film. I was very interested in this strange thing called "movie".

It's a lot of fun, and it's fun to let someone you know play out the story of another character. Sun Yu is such an interesting man, he actually came up with such a fun thing.

Seeing the cute smiling face of Sun Shangxiang, who played the princess on the "screen", the girls suddenly felt itchy, if they could also act in a film and be a heroine...... No, even if it's like the top hat girl and Zhuge Liang to play a supporting role.

As soon as "Snow White" was broadcast, a large group of girls ran to Sun Yu's side: "Mr. Xunzhen, when will your next blockbuster be filmed?" ”

"Can you let me play a role?"

"I want to be the heroine......"

"Fart, the heroine is ...... me"

"You just fart, of course the heroine should be my ......"

"It's all fart, it should be me, and the unconvinced fist will win or lose!"

"Smack...... Touching ......"

"Wow, you kick me, look at the knife!"

"Grandma's, take me a sword!"

The traditional and simple decision-making methods of the Jiangdong girls began again, and a group of girls fought together with their fists, beating their clothes to pieces, and the moon was gone.

Sun Yu originally came to distract the attention of the Jiangdong girls, seeing that they were having a good time, of course Sun Yu wanted to pour more oil on the fire, he grinned and said: "The next blockbuster is called "Titanic", which is about the passionate story of a pair of young men and women on a ship...... There are passionate shots......"

When Sun Shangxiang heard this, she asked with a flushed face, "Is the actor you?" ”

Sun Yu nodded and said, "Of course the actor is me, is there anyone more suitable to be the actor in this world than me?" ”

"Wow, then I'm going to play the heroine." Sun Shangxiang was overjoyed, but her face was really thin, and she added in a blink of an eye: "But...... What kind of passionate shot is that...... It doesn't really have to be like this, does it? Just make a show, right? If you really want that...... I'm kind of, uh, can't let go. ”

With the matter of the last banquet hall first, of course Sun Yu knew that Sun Shangxiang must not be touched, otherwise the Jiangdong girls would detain Sun Yu on the grounds that he raped Sun Shangxiang and asked him to join him.

Sun Yu didn't want to trap himself in Jiangdong, so anyone could touch it, but Sun Shangxiang and Sun Quan couldn't touch it, he nodded and said, "That's right, it's just fake, you don't need to be really affectionate." ”

Sun Shangxiang heard that there was no need for real affection, so she let go of a hanging heart, but was a little disappointed: "I have played this heroine!" ”

As soon as the three young masters make the heroine, other girls are not easy to compete for the protagonist, so everyone will play the passengers on the ship, anyway, the Titanic is very big, and there are still some other passengers on it. Of course, all the male passengers were canceled except for the male protagonist Sun Yu, and all the passengers on the ship were played by Jiangdong girls, and now the Titanic simply became a woman.

The unprofessional spirit of the Jiangdong girls was immediately brought into full play, everyone stopped training, they didn't prepare food, grass and ordnance, and even the intelligence didn't go out to inquire, everyone began to put on makeup and dress up, and they wanted to play a good passenger.

The Jiangdong flagship ship at the time of the Battle of Chibi was requisitioned as the "Titanic"; Jiang Qin, the "rudder" who has the ability to steer ships, was invited to play the role of the shipwreck realm, only she and Zhou Yu can steer a big ship to sink and then float up, but Zhou Yu's mood seems to be a little wrong recently, and the Jiangdong girls didn't go to her, so they had to find Jiang Qin, who was a little less capable; "Water King" Zhou Tai and a large group of "Water Generals" are responsible for playing the tragic passengers who were dragged into the water by a whirlpool and drowned...... Seeing the excitement of the Jiangdong girls, Sun Yu really couldn't cry or laugh, well, forget it! Anyway, it can divert their attention and make them not want to attack Nanjun and Xiangyang for a while, which is to buy time for the Gongsun army. Anyway, my behavior of making movies is much more reliable than the weird beauty pageant they hold themselves.

Sun Yu couldn't help but think about Dongwu in another world, and people in later generations often lamented that Dongwu did not want to forge ahead, and had always been partial to peace, and finally sat back and watched the world be annexed by Wei, and Sun Yu also sighed a few words at that time.

But when he himself was in this war-torn era, he felt that the Jiangdong girls didn't like to fight, but they liked to spoof their surnames, which really made him like it, this is life, isn't it?

The Three Kingdoms are too iron-blooded, and the iron-blooded are too cold, so we're going to spoof! ——

That night, in the Jiangdong camp, Zhou Yu's camp tent.

The iceberg beauty sat on the chair with an expressionless face, and Zhang Zhao sat opposite her.

Zhang Zhao just told the iceberg beauty about the "Titanic", and after the iceberg beauty heard this story, she kept cold and did not show any expression.

After half a ring, the iceberg beauty sighed and said, "Obviously, Sun Xunzhen is diverting our attention!" If my expectations are correct, Gongsun Chan is storming Nanjun and Xiangyang at this time. ”

Zhang Zhao nodded and said, "That's right, I think so too, Metropolitan Governor, you see...... Do we want to secretly send troops to grab territory with the Gongsun army? ”

The iceberg beauty's expression remained unchanged, and she said coldly: "No need! The overall strategy of the Gongsun Army is correct, but ...... They also made a big mistake, that is, they sent Sun Yu to envoy Jiangdong. ”

She tapped lightly on the desk with her little fingers, and said seriously: "The soul of the Gongsun family is actually not Gongsun Zhan, but Sun Xunzhen. If Sun Xunzhen is gone, Gongsun Chan is nothing, and he is not worthy of our blow at all. Nanjun, Xiangyang...... Hmph, although these two places are important, how can they be as important as Sun Xunzhen? Even if these two lands fall into the hands of the Gongsun family, as long as we keep Sun Xunzhen, it will be better than a hundred cities. ”

Zhang Zhao nodded.

The iceberg beauty said again: "Since Sun Xunzhen wants to delay time with us, we can also drag it out with him, because this delay time is two-way, Sun Xunzhen stays in Jiangdong for one more day, and we have one more day of opportunity to use tricks on Sun Xunzhen, and the chance of keeping him in Jiangdong forever is a little greater." ”

"But...... The ploy we used to trick them into drinking aphrodisiacs at the banquet last time seems to have been discovered. Zhang Zhao frowned and said, "The Third Young Master and Sun Xunzhen didn't happen like that. ”

As soon as she talked about the last time, the iceberg beauty's heart chuckled, she was pitted by Zhuge Liang, and she had a relationship with Sun Yu, this incident almost made her angry, and she vomited a few liters of blood, and she really wanted to take a knife to poke more than a dozen holes in Sun Yu's body.

But as time passed, and after the initial anger cooled, a strange feeling rose in her heart. After all, that man is handsome, very powerful, and he is the most qualified man in the world to get his own body and mind, isn't he? After comforting herself a few times with such a reason, the iceberg beauty's hatred for Sun Yu miraculously disappeared, and even a trace of sigh rose: How many women in Jiangdong want to borrow seeds from Sun Yu, but I didn't expect them to be unsuccessful, but she really had a relationship with Sun Yu.

Fortunately, no one knew about this, otherwise the jealous gaze alone would have stare her to death.

"Hey! Governor, are you distracted? Zhang Zhao's voice reminded beside him.

As soon as the iceberg beauty woke up, she returned to reality, and she continued what she had just said: "Although we failed last time, we have a new chance......

Zhang Zhao exclaimed slightly: "Titanic? ”

The iceberg beauty nodded and said, "That's right, it's the broken ship!" After the last aphrodisiac missed, I asked someone to go to the black market to buy some of Yu Ji Laoxian's handmade incense, which is an aphrodisiac incense, which has the same effect as the aphrodisiac, the difference is that it does not need to be eaten, it only needs to be smelled to take effect. Hum...... I don't believe that smoke can be manipulated...... Cough...... Far from it. ”

The iceberg beauty paused and said, "Isn't Sun Xunzhen going to star in some passion scene with Sanshao?" Hmph, Master Zhang, when the time comes, you bring a stick of incense on your body, and when they play a passion play, you light the incense outside the house...... I don't believe that Sun Xunzhen can hide this time. ”

Zhang Zhao heard that the iceberg beauty asked her to order the incense, and she was a little afraid, after all, she was a civil official, and she was not very bold to do this kind of thing, so she had to ask: "Governor, last time it was the medicine you put with your own hands, and this time you put the incense, you also picked it up." ”

As soon as she heard this, the iceberg beauty's whole body trembled, last time she drugged herself, but she put herself down, how dare she go again this time, she said coldly: "No, the Zhuge Liang next to Sun Xunzhen is very tricky, I have to entangle Zhuge Liang throughout this operation, and don't let her get involved." I have to leave the matter of releasing the incense to you. Aren't you the most experienced in the relationship between men and women? I can only rest assured if I leave it to you. ”

Zhang Zhao heard the words "the most experienced in the relationship between men and women", and immediately raised his head and said: "That's right, this matter belongs to me Zhang Zhao!" ”

The iceberg beauty took out a misty incense from the cabinet and gently handed it to Zhang Zhao's hand.

Watching Zhang Zhao take the incense and leave, the iceberg beauty sighed and muttered: "Bad man, you must look good this time......

(To be continued)