Episode 178 Flying Disaster
I stood in the dwarven hut and felt very insecure. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info saw the brown panda napping in the sun outside, and hurriedly shouted: "Iron Fang, you come in." "There was a fear that the dwarves hated the crows, so Silly Fork was temporarily entrusted to Lady Sandra, and this time only the brown panda himself was brought over.
The brown panda lazily burrowed into the hut, and with a wave of his paws pushed away a few small beds, making way for an open space, and lay down in peace, and in a moment the purr was up. I felt a little calmer, and put the cot that the brown panda had pulled apart, and before I could lie down, Yadato walked in again.
I felt like I was standing up straight again, and Adato looked at my clothes, giggled twice, put away the axe, walked around me, and went into the house, and in a matter of moments took out the swollen clothes I had hidden in the corner, and I don't know how she found them. She took out all the contents of the pocket and gave them back to me, then took them out, soaked them in a large wooden basin, and washed them.
It turns out that the dwarves also know how to wash clothes.
As soon as this idea came to me, I thought it was a little ridiculous - except for the natural tired, of course, everyone knows about washing clothes, and the job of washing clothes is not only done by women, but if men do it, it is much more authentic than women, and I don't see that most of the dry cleaners on the street are men - because most of them have changed careers from tailors.
At this time, the noonday sun baked the earth, and it was silent except for the endless chirping of the old trees. In the base, naughty dwarven children were chasing and fighting, and a few of them, not far from the door of the small room outside, pulled open the shelves, threw themselves up, and stepped on the dust. Adult dwarves are only one meter and three meters tall, and dwarven children are even more pitifully tall, but their physical strength is much stronger than that of humans.
"Babble-" A terrible scream, made by some terrible creature, was creepy to hear. Immediately after that, there was a scream of "ah" from the village.
Yadato's face changed, and she jumped to her feet, and in a few steps rushed in front of me, grabbed my hand, and pulled it hard. The sudden change gave me no time to react, and I was pulled and fell to the ground. Adato cursed something in a low voice, and without bothering to lift me up, dragged me behind a pile of thatch outside the door, and covered me with a large hug of thatch. Dress me up like a scarecrow, yes.
I didn't know what was going on, I was still in a daze, and I was scrambling to pull away the hay that blocked my eyes, and just as I wanted to ask, I felt a large black shadow descend from the sky—oh my God! It's a huge Keelsa's magic eagle! This kind of ghost thing is the magical beast of the Gaoyan Barrier clan in the Western Fantasy legend, and it is the largest demon bird except for the fire phoenix.
What did it fly here for?
In fact, no one needed to answer this question, because the Keelsa demon eagle swooped down, and with its sharp claws, it grabbed a wrestling dwarven child in a single moment—it couldn't have been looking for something to eat, was it?
The dwarven child screamed in fright, and the other children froze, not knowing what was happening in front of them.
But the demon eagle of Kelsea was not polite, stretched out his mouth to take the child in his mouth, tilted his neck, and actually swallowed the child. Only then did the other children realize what had happened, and they ran away in all directions, crying and howling. The carving stretched out his neck and grabbed another. Because the distance is so close, and the reality of the sight, the cruelty of the scene cannot be described in any words.
This stupid bird is eating people!
I was furious, and when I looked back, Yadas was curled up in horror, her hand shaking with her axe! Man is alive, man is wise, man is loving – man should not be food in the mouth of anything! Learning from Lei Feng, learning from Lei Feng is of course not just a slogan - if you don't study at this time, when will you learn? My blood was boiling at this point, and I snatched the plate axe from Yadato's hand. In a hurry, he jumped out, and in three steps and two steps he grabbed the side of the Caelsa Eagle—almost stepping on its toes.
The Caelsa eagle was feasting on its food, not feeling any danger - in fact, I wasn't really that dangerous to it - and it was about the same as the food in its mouth. But I didn't think of myself as bird food, I held the axe in both hands, and with all my strength, I slashed down. This plate axe was sharpened for Yadato so sharp that it could almost blow out her hair and break her hair. With just a click, he cut off one of the toes of the demon carving of Kelsa (yes, yes, I know this situation is very unspectacular, and I also want to write about myself with pride and heroism, but the problem is that in the face of a big bird with a leg bone as thick as a telephone pole in two floors, as an ordinary person, I really have nowhere else to start)
The Caelsa Demon Eagle was pained, wailed, and subconsciously made a wrong step.
How can I give it a chance to react? Ruying chased after him, clicked, and cut off another toe. Only then did the Caelsa Eagle react and pecked at me. The speed of both sides was very fast, I didn't have time to retract the plate axe, the huge beak of the Kelsa Demon Eagle was already close in front of me, and I only had time to tilt slightly, and the huge beak of the Kelsa Demon Eagle had already "touched", pecking out a one-foot-deep pit in the ground!
At this time, I forgot what it was to be afraid, and I raised my axe and slashed at the eye of the Kaelza Eagle. At such a close distance, of course, the Kelsa Demon Eagle saw it clearly, and its speed was really fast enough, and it shrank its neck and hid its head from time to time, and the plate axe almost swept past its huge beak, and this time it slashed right on its calf bone.
Unfortunately, the leg bones of the Caelsa Demon Eagle are very thick and hard, and instead of cutting it off, the huge impact force almost made me throw away the plate axe in my hand, but fortunately I grabbed the handle of the axe.
Birds are different from humans in many ways, except for their dumb feathers and two silly wings, they also have two fewer toes than humans. Yes, most birds have only two claws and eight fingers. It's not worth discussing, but if two are missing, it's a big deal. At this time, the Keelsa Demon Eagle encountered this problem, its left foot was intact, but its right foot was almost half crippled. The peck just now was so fierce that its body couldn't help shaking, and it hurriedly spread its right wing and fanned it twice to maintain its balance.
Now I can mix, two hard feathers forked my neck, just casually so flicked, I flew out like a cloud, finally I was lucky, before I landed, was picked by an abrupt dry branch of the back of the clothes, so that it was not directly broken into a meatloaf. But then I knew that I was not very lucky, because I suddenly found myself hanging in the air so conspicuously that I couldn't say anything.
I'm a live target! The Caelsa Eagle glared at me viciously, spread its wings, and was about to pounce on me. I waved the axe, and as soon as I moved, I heard the soft "click" of the dry branch, which seemed to be about to break. Five meters below his feet was the ground, and unfortunately, under the dead tree was a bare ochre-yellow reef.
In this moment, Adato emerged from the haystack, her small stature not enough to jump in front of the Caelsa Eagle, and the situation did not allow her to think about it in the slightest. I took Yadato's plate axe—to put it mildly, but I actually snatched it. Now she is empty-handed. This girl was really funny, she actually stretched out her hand from behind, grabbed a handful of thick feathers on the tail of the back of the Caelsa Demon Eagle, twisted her arms, and pulled it out violently.
The Caelsa eagle screamed in pain, turned his head and pecked at Yadato, pecking in the air, and the huge beak carved a hole in the ground. It all happened so suddenly that it wasn't until then that the other surviving dwarven kids were able to escape
Yadato's situation was terrible, but it was often like this, and the more the mountains and rivers were exhausted, the easier it was to bloom - taking advantage of the dust flying around, Yadato tightened her grip on the feather in her hand, and sent it forward, inserting the sharp feather root into the left eye of the Keelsa Eagle--There is another difference between a bird and a man, that is, a bird with one eye, and its eyesight is far worse than that of a man with one eye.
The carving of the Kelsa was now completely enraged, and I hung on the dead branches and shouted with my mouth open, "Come and help!" Before he could finish speaking, the brown panda stood up in the hut, arched half of his body from the roof, hissed, and pounced.
The brown panda is no smaller than the Kelsa Eagle, but is stronger, and in the event of hand-to-hand combat, the Kelsa Eagle is definitely not an opponent. When the beast saw that the opportunity was not good, he ran - not to run, but to fly high. Seeing that it was about to fly away, I just breathed a sigh of relief, and saw that not far from the lower left, Ou Xiang also got out of the room, picked up the big sniper and shot, "pounced" three times, and shot the throat of the Kelsa Demon Eagle in unison. The Caelsa eagle didn't even utter a word, but it rolled over and fell from mid-air, hitting the ground with a bang, and splashing a large cloud of dust. It struggled for a moment, then stopped moving.
Suddenly, a chaotic sound of footsteps came from a distance, and I saw a hundred and ten heavily armed dwarves, led by the chief Tyxon Ruben Ghosn, running to the dead bird's side, before stopping, and then looking at the Kelsa's demon eagle with a smile.
Tyxon opened the wound of the Keelsa Demon Eagle that was still bleeding, looked at it, showed a look of surprise on his face, looked around blankly, and finally fell his gaze on the big sniper in Ou Xiang's hand.
Yadato shouted something, and sprang up, hugged Chief Tyxon, and began to cry, muttering something as she cried. Chief Tyxon patted Yadato on the shoulder, helped her up, pointed to the wound on the neck of the Kelsa Demon Eagle to show Yadato, and then asked a few words eagerly, Yadato wiped away her tears, and reached out to Ou Xiang to point.
Tyxon nodded, and spoke briefly to Yadato, and then the dwarven girl pointed at me, thankfully, they remembered that I was still hanging from the tree—I thought to myself: I don't know how they were going to save themselves. I didn't know that as soon as I turned this thought, I heard a "click", and the dry branch broke off very inappropriately.
So the clinical application came to a free landing, and in just a moment, the ochre-yellow ground was close in front of you. I was about to receive the most affectionate kiss from the earth, when I saw a black shadow rushing across the ground, and the moment I landed, a shoulder knocked me out of the way. I used my inertia to roll on the ground and crawl six or seven meters before I stopped.
The person who hit me was Yadato. She got up from the ground, picked me up, pulled me to Tyxon's side, and muttered a lot of things about the boss, and when she was done, Tyxon nodded and asked something. Jadato pointed at me and said something that was only three words, the last of which was: ******.
Tyxon came over to me very warmly and shook my hand, as if he was grateful to me. The two of us exchanged a few kind words, but neither of us knew what the other meant. Yamantha didn't come along, and it wasn't until I finished slapping the dust on her body that she was led by two beardless dwarven warriors.
Tyxon turned back and shouted to his companion. A dozen dwarven warriors walked up to the dead bird and used large axes to cut up the bird's flesh. I was stunned and asked, "What are they doing here?" Chief Tyxon said solemnly, "Prepare food - we are seriously short of food. For a long time, we cave dwarves lived in underground pits and had little food. Luckily, there's an underground river down there, and most of our food comes from cave fish caught in the underground river. Occasionally, there is a shortage of food, so they have to hunt snakes and bats for a living. ”
I touched my bald head, and now I felt that the dwarf was reasonable, and I unconsciously felt a little kind of affection for them. He said: "Lao Tai, the meat of this Kelsa Demon Eagle may not be delicious, and it is better to touch this kind of thing that does not know the details." Now that you have returned to the surface, you need to get used to surface food anew. You've probably asked about the three companions who have been to our base, right? Are they happy with our food? ”
Tyxon laughed and said, "They are happy with your food, and they describe what is called beer as milk." I laughed when I heard it: "Lao Tai, you should really enjoy life on the surface, what is beer, we still have white wine, red wine, cider, glutinous rice wine...... Numerous. ”
Tyxon waved me back to the council hall, licking his lips as he walked, and said, "It's okay to say that the food or something, I'm really amazed by your weapon system, it's incredible that you can kill the enemy with a hook of your fingers at such a distance." ”
I laughed out loud and said with disdain: "You only saw the big sniper, and you were envious like this, and when you saw the heavy machine gun, you couldn't help but envy your eyes fall out?" Don't worry, as long as you admit that we are still allies, and we have good things for you, we will ensure that when you go to war again, the mortality rate will be minimized. He pointed at Yamansha and said, "If you don't believe it, ask Yamansha, she knows, our side can achieve almost zero casualties." ”
Chief Tyxon listened with envy and took my hand: "Hahahaha, of course we are allies, although five thousand years is too long, but our friendship should not deteriorate." Five thousand years ago, we could join forces with the elves to defeat those arrogant orcs, and after five thousand years, of course, we could defeat them again. ”
After listening to Yamantha's explanation, I was stunned and asked, "Are the elves really our allies too?" At this time, we had already returned to the hall, and after everyone was seated, Chief Tyxon said: "Of course, the elves are also our allies, but the elves have rudder branches, tree elves, steppe elves, desert elves, etc. are all our allies, but the blood elves are always swaying from side to side, sometimes joining forces with us, sometimes joining forces with orcs. As for the dark elves, they are completely representatives of evil, they are traitors to the elven race. However, the Dark Elves are very weird, and it is very difficult to completely eradicate them. This kind of big clan is an ally, a small clan out of a traitor, the dark elves are not an exception, the situation is similar to the gray dwarf clan, the big war five thousand years ago, after the gray dwarf tribe was besieged by the orc army, it actually did not fight to the end, but surrendered, it is simply a shame for the dwarf clan. ”
After listening to this explanation, I couldn't help but feel a little bigger: "When we first met, you said that the Dark Elves can use magic, what is the matter?" Tyxon's eyes widened and he said, "The singing of the Dark Elves can make Terran warriors and elf shooters dizzy and incapacitated. Luckily, we dwarves have magic resistance and won't be disturbed by that kind of magic. ”
I shook my head and said, "Man, there's no magic in this world at all, a few days ago, I saw a four-armed Naga, and her singing voice is indeed very domineering, but it's not magic, it's just a practical application of infrasonic resonance." As long as the ears are plugged, they will no longer be affected. ”
My dwarven allies were dumbfounded, and it took a long time for it to dawn on me, "I see. I stood up, circled the hall twice, and said, "Guys, I feel like I have to change your habits immediately, including your eating habits and battle patterns. Chief Tyxon and the elders had completely believed me at this time, and after listening to Yamantha's translation, they immediately asked, "Mr. Hua, what do you have a good idea?" ”
I nodded and said, "It's still a few hours away from getting dark, so we have to hurry." In a few moments, we sent two teams of men and horses to rush out of the base. A team of men led by Yamantha went straight to find food. Another team of men and horses set off with me and Ou Xiang, and we went to receive some munitions. "I looked at the dwarves' muscular bodies and thought to myself how powerful it would be to arm them into a heavy machine-gun wing. (To be continued.) )