In front of me stood Chief Tyxon, with a very conspicuous dark red beard, and he looked very handsome. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info He, like other dwarven warriors, wears clothes woven of snakeskin. Since a few of us had been left in Hyderabad by helicopter formations, it was more pleasing to the eye when I looked at the dwarven chieftains.

I relented to my anger and said to the dwarven chief very kindly, "I've seen the jeep you've made, so it's not magic, right?" Our helicopter is the same as your Jeepin, but the principle is more complicated. ”

After Yamantha translated my words, the dwarven chief turned his head to look at the three dwarven warriors in disbelief, and when he saw them nodding one after another, he said in surprise: "How is this possible?" I reached out and patted him on the shoulder, saying, "You've lived in the underground pits for too long, and you'll be amazed at the level of technology of the surface terrans." I turned around and pointed to the demonized sacred cow that had gradually regained its calm, and said: "The fury of the demonized divine cow has subsided, and the army of zongzi will soon launch a general attack, so we still have something to say about it at home, okay?" You withdraw your troops first. ”

After listening to Yamantha's translation, the dwarven chief looked at me suspiciously, but said nothing. I had no choice but to sigh and continue: "Listen to me, quickly withdraw your troops, and when you arrive at your station, I will explain to you in detail the current situation, and many things you don't know. ”

The dwarven chief glared at me and asked, "Who the hell are you?" The dumplings over there had stabilized and slowly squeezed over here, and I said anxiously: "I am similar to you, and I am also a chief...... But I have ten times more people than you do. The dwarven chief nodded incredulously, waved his hand, and said something to his men.

Yamantha breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, he has agreed to withdraw his troops first." I looked back and saw that the dumplings had already rushed over, and scolded angrily: "It's a fart to withdraw the troops now." While speaking, the scattered zongzi in the front row had already pounced in front of the dwarf phalanx, and immediately fought in close combat.

The dwarven warriors are really very strong, their double-edged battle axes weigh more than thirty pounds, and their bronze shields are probably at least fifty pounds, dancing with such two heavy guys, the zongzi are simply vulnerable, either flattened by the shield at once, or cut into two pieces by the battle axe. All of a sudden, the battlefield was covered with blood and countless corpses.

Since I and Ou Xiang, Yamansha and the other three people are still at the forefront of the dwarven army formation, although the Zongzi army was held up by the dwarven warriors in the front row, but this environment is still the most dangerous after all, I said loudly to the dwarf chief: "Quickly withdraw the troops, it will not work like this." "Although the dwarf warriors are strong, there are too many zongzi, and in the end, I still pulled a dwarf warrior standing next to me into the zongzi group, and was immediately torn and bitten, and the warrior screamed loudly, and soon there was no sound.

The vacancy was immediately filled by a new dwarven warrior and the battle continued. The howls in our ears almost deafened our ears. Soon after, another dwarven warrior was dragged away by the zongzi, and the back warrior didn't have time to fill the vacancy, and was squeezed into the dwarven defense circle by a dozen zongzi.

I hurriedly nodded at Ou Xiang and motioned for him to help. The guy picked up a big sniper, shot one at a time, and he killed seven or eight in an instant. The remaining few zongzi actually pounced directly in front of us, and Chief Tyxon's face changed color, and he was about to go up to help, when the brown panda standing next to me had already cracked a few paws and flattened those zongzi.

The dwarf chief looked at the brown panda in surprise, then at the sniper rifle in Ou Xiang's hand, and nodded slightly. Although my stature is not very tall, but standing among the dwarf army, I can't help but stand out, and my vision is very good.

I am very worried, once the army of zongzi surrounds us, millions of zongzi form a large array of wheels, and they continue to roll up, which will cause a very large consumption to the dwarven legion. In the end, it is even possible that the whole army will be wiped out. I was so anxious that I suddenly took out a grenade from my body, showed it to the dwarven chieftain, and then pulled off the pull ring and threw it into the densest place of the rice dumplings.

"Bump!" With a loud bang, countless zongzi were blown to pieces, and the stumps and broken arms flew into the sky. Chief Tyxon was furious, and seemed to suspect me of magic. I ignored him, pulled the dwarven warrior I had spoken to last night, handed him a grenade, told him to pull off the tab, and threw it out.

The soldier had made contact with us, and was not very resistant, and threw the grenade out as I said. The first time he used a grenade, he didn't know if he should count three before throwing it, so he threw the grenade out. Fortunately, the zongzi don't know the grenades, and they don't know how to throw them back at us after grabbing them. After I silently counted one, two, three, the grenade finally exploded, killing a lot of rice dumplings.

I pulled Yamantha in front of me and shouted to the dwarven chieftain, "See? It's much easier to kill the enemy with grenades, and you have fought so hard and sacrificed so many soldiers in vain. When the chief heard me, he was astonished and asked, "How many grenades do you have?" "I said no, I just brought two with me, and I just used both. But I have a lot of them at home, and if you like them, I'll send someone to send you ten or eight of you another day. When the time comes, you guys will kill the enemy, how cool it will be.

The dwarven chief was still hesitating, so I had to use a killer move, saying: "When the total number of any race is less than three thousand, it is not enough to reproduce, and the result of consanguineous marriage will sooner or later lead to the extinction of the entire race!" Tyxon, how many of you cave dwarves have enough lives for you to squander? ”

This sentence finally got to the point, and the dwarven chief finally nodded silently, and began to convey the order loudly, seemingly beckoning everyone to fight and retreat. The dwarves were very rhythmic, unhurried, and slowly retreated, and after about an hour, we finally retreated to their base.

The dwarven chieftain assigned men to guard the outer walls, which were made of boulders, and although the workmanship was crude, they were quite sturdy enough to block the attacks of the rice dumplings.

I was invited by Tyxon to the council of elders of the dwarven tribe, accompanied by seven gray-bearded dwarven elders, and after everyone was seated, Tyxon asked, "Mr. Flower, we cave dwarves have just returned to the surface and are not familiar with everything here, can you tell us about the current situation?" ”

I nodded, and began to speak, with Yamantha acting as my interpreter. I started by talking about the development of science, and I told them about the components of firearms and ammunition, how they work, and how to use them. I explained to them how the human race evolved from the Bronze Age to the Iron Age, that we had already transitioned from the Iron Age to the Industrial Age, and that we were now moving towards the Information Age. I showed them my watch and walkie-talkie, showed them my lighter and binoculars, showed them my clothes and shoes...... I explained to them in detail the specific function of each item and how it was made. Finally, I explained to them the beginning and end of this apocalyptic virus outbreak, as well as the relative situation on our Terran side.

I spent about four hours explaining this to them, and my mouth was dry, and finally, the dwarven elders unanimously decided that I was a madman. Thankfully, Chief Tyxon isn't as old and stubborn as they are, and he's very interested in our weapons systems.

I brought Ou Xiang here again and demonstrated some marksmanship to everyone, which scared the dwarven elders enough, and many of them turned green.

I said to Tyxon, "Man, we haven't been in touch for thousands of years, but as ancient allies, we should help each other, allies are allies, and even if it's been 10,000 years, our former covenant shouldn't be invalid." ”

My words were recognized by the dwarven leadership, but they were still a little uneasy, and some of the dwarven elders asked, "Since the human race is so powerful now, do you still need our allies?" You're not trying to capture us and be your slaves, are you? ”

I listened and laughed dumbly: "We humans have abolished slavery for many years, so I suggest that you release the Terran slaves who are being held by you immediately. You can ask them to work for you, but you will have to pay accordingly. ”

Tyxon's face flushed, and he explained curtly, "We didn't bully the Terran survivors, the main thing is that among them, no one can talk to us. Therefore, we had to let them take care of our children, so that we could mobilize more manpower to kill the dumplings. Finally, he said, "We know that we are allies with the Terrans, but the Terrans we have captured treat us as monsters, and if it weren't for the more terrible Zongzi threatening them, I guess they wouldn't want to stay and live with us." ”

I thought to myself that what he said was true. The chief and the elders exchanged words and then the dwarven chief said to me, "Go and rest and change your clothes, we need to check your condition." Pointing at Yamantha with his hand, he said, "Lend me your translation." ”

I nodded in agreement and told him, "This girl is my wife, you are not allowed to beat her idea, as a messenger, I ask you to be polite to her." Yamantha glanced at Ou Xiang with a flushed face, and translated my words in a curtling manner, which caused the dwarves to laugh, and the chief muttered a few words, and Yamantha said to me dissatisfied: "They said that you want such an ugly woman too!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I was immediately relieved, and Chief Tyxon shouted a few words outside, and two dwarven warriors came in, led me and Ou Xiang out, and took them to the small rooms behind the base to rest. This base was built by the dwarves temporarily, and it was very rough mine, but it was also fully equipped, and they even built countless small houses.

Following the stone-caught path, the dwarven warrior led me to the door of a small house, opened the door, which was only one and a half meters high, and made a gesture to invite me in.

People are under low eaves, people are under low eaves! I bent over and walked in, but fortunately the room was not very small - as long as I didn't stretch my waist, I wouldn't run into any obstacles. And the space inside is also spacious, yes, a room that can put eight beds, of course, it will not be particularly small, no matter how bad my math is, there is no problem with checking the number, especially only finding eight. He glanced up at the dwarf, reached out and patted him on the chest, and said, "You guys are quite capable, so you can build the base so quickly." "That guy isn't tall, but the pectoralis major muscle is really ****** well developed and bulging.

The dwarf gave me a disgruntled look, took my hand away from his chest, and gave me a few gestures to mean that he could not understand what I was saying. He pointed to one of the cots and motioned for me to lie down and rest.

This bed is so small! The head is leaning on the head of the bed, half of the calf has been stretched out of the bed, fortunately the workmanship is strong, there is no need to worry about crushing it, as for whether it is beautiful, it can only be said that it is indeed a bed, not a board for selling meat.

I was lying on that little bed, and it was really indescribably awkward. Turning his head, he saw that the dwarven warrior took out a clay pot, filled it with half water, washed his face, and used his fingers as a comb to comb his hair......

Looking at it, I suddenly became inexplicably frightened - this dwarf is a woman?! No wonder the pectoralis major muscle is so well developed...... Finished! She put herself on the bed...... Isn't it...... I couldn't think about it anymore, and my first thought was to run away as soon as possible, but the dwarves' houses and windows were so small that it was not easy to get through them all at once. The only exit was through the same door through which she had entered—but now she was sitting in the doorway...... I couldn't help but swallow.

The dwarf thinned his hair and smiled at me—my scalp tingled. But I saw that she took a small clay pot, filled it with water, handed it to me, and said very gently: "Wash and dry, hygiene." "Damn!

My head "Buzz! "It's big all of a sudden, this ugly monster is quite particular about that file, and he has to ****** and wash...... My face flushed and I stammered, "You...... Get out! You...... Don't touch me......"

When the dwarven warrior saw that I was suddenly angry, he shook his head, pointed to the water in the crockpot, and said, "Hygiene," and pointed to his mouth, "Wash." He coughed twice more and said, "Wash again." Then he laughed a few times, raised his neck and drank half a pot of water, handed the remaining half a pot of water back to me, and said, "Wash, wash again, hygiene!" ”

Oh, it turned out that she was saying, "Mouth, thirsty, water." To put it simply, to put it well, to understand it a little bit, it is: "Drink water." I didn't feel prevaricated, so I took the crockpot and drank the water.

The dwarf pointed to himself and said, "Yadato." He pointed to my nose again, with an inquiring expression. Now I understood what the name of the female dwarf was, and now she was asking what her name was, so according to the Chinese's custom, she straightened her clothes and straightened her chest, and said, "******." ”

Yadato learned it again, nodded, pulled out the board axe from his waist, and began to chop the wood, which was much more fierce than the big men in the Northeast. In a matter of moments, the boss was chopped up - it seemed that she was going to make a fire to cook. Sure enough, Yadato cooked a pot of broth. She filled two bowls, kept one for herself, and handed me one.

Last night, I didn't have a very good appetite when I woke up in the morning because I stayed up late and something. It's been most of the day now, and I'm hungry. So I didn't speak, I took a sip of the bowl first, the taste was quite delicious, I didn't care if it was hot or not, and I ate it clean. Holding the empty bowl in his hand, he added his lips, and then looked at Yadato, meaning: Can you have another bowl?

Jadato smiled and filled me another bowl.

"What kind of meat is this? So fragrant! I slipped the second bowl and felt full, so I asked. Seeing that Yadato's face was confused, he pointed to the remaining pieces of meat in the pot.

Slightly surprised, Jadato filled me with a third bowl. I quickly shook my head, picked up a piece of meat with a soup spoon, thought about it, and still didn't know how to show it to Jadato, and finally I had an idea, pulled the meat on my arm, and said, "What kind of meat is this?" ”

Jadato let out an "ah" and gestured to the wall behind me. I looked in the direction she had pointed out, and saw that the walls were covered with concocted snakeskins, long and thin, curling in gray. A few of them seem to have only been hung up for a short time, and the flesh is still dark red—well, snakeskin.

I looked back in amazement, at Yatato, and then at the steaming pot of broth—snake broth...... It's disgusting! I wanted to vomit a little, but I opened my mouth and couldn't vomit. Looking back at Yadato, she had already packed up her pots and pots, and was looking herself up and down. I couldn't guess what she was thinking, and I couldn't help but feel a little hairy. Let's hope she doesn't say anything like "wash and dry" again.

Neither of them moved, and the atmosphere was a little tense. Yadato coughed, walked up to me, muttered something, pointed to my clothes, and gestured for him to take them off. It seems that what the old master said is right, full of warm thoughts! Now that they're both full, it looks like she wants to do some exercise. I was so startled that I barely thought about it, so I pulled the zipper of my jacket and said something that no one could have imagined: "I'm sexually impotent!" ”

Curious, she looked at the zipper on my dress, and smiled—it was fine that she wasn't smiling, but this laugh made me even more panicked—but she saw that Adato walked to the box in the corner of the wall, and pulled out a brand new set of clothes in it, and handed it to me, and then blushed, and jumped out of the room, slamming the door.

I was dumbfounded, it turned out that Yadato wanted me to change into clean clothes. In order not to anger the SB dwarf, I first looked at Yadato who was chopping wood outside through the crack in the door, and made sure that she didn't peek, so I changed my clothes in surprise and threw the swollen clothes into the corner.

Because of the dwarf's very thick body, I didn't feel uncomfortable wearing this new set of clothes. It's just that it's not my own clothes after all, and the sleeves and trouser legs are inevitably shorter, which looks similar to wearing a half-sleeved undershirt with a wide and loose pants. I walked back and forth twice, hehe, it's quite cool.

When I was dressed, I pushed open the door and walked out. I saw that Yadato was still chopping wood, her hand was brisk, clean and neat, and she danced with a tiger and a tiger, but there was not a single bead of sweat on her forehead - I didn't see whether there were any beads of sweat on her forehead, but the little yellow flower with an unknown name diagonally inserted in Yadato's sideburns was impressive.

Hehe, not only is she a female dwarf, but she also looks like a big girl of the dwarf clan. (To be continued.) )