I'm sick today, and my mind is not active

Tomorrow the rotten wood will go home, and the day after tomorrow will be able to resume two shifts a day, please heroes, don't be annoyed

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Yang Gongzi's expression changed a few times, and then his face turned red, he frowned and snorted coldly, but the middle-aged man beside him who came out of the couplet stood up, glanced at Wei Wu with disdain, and said casually: "You are Wei Wu?" ”

Wei Wu arched his hand and smiled: "Hehe, it's not Wei Wu!" ”

The middle-aged man frowned, and said disdainfully: "Hmph, you know who our Yang Gongzi is" Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Wei Wuyi waving his hand and chuckling.

"Oh, I just said that Yang Gongzi is his own knowledge, and he dares to come here to compete with many Jing Chu talents, it turns out that Yang Gongzi is distinguished by virtue of his identity, ouch, it's amazing" Wei Wuyi grinned, squeezed his eyebrows and glanced at Yang Gongzi who was sitting there, and then said: "Yang Gongzi's identity is noble, how can we compete with you."

"Hmph-" Yang Gongzi's expression changed, he frowned and snorted coldly, and then said: "I said, since I came here today, I am a civilian, and as for the identity, it is no different from you!" ”

"Oh!" Wei Wu responded casually, then smiled lightly and said no more.

"Wei Wu, Wei Wu, you're here!" Li Qiang hurriedly rushed over, pulled Wei Wu's arm, and whispered: "Steward Wang has been looking for you for a long time, and you are getting angry upstairs at this moment!" Tell you to hurry over! ”

"Hmm!" Wei Wu nodded, then bowed his hand to everyone, and said with a smile: "Eh, all the guest officers are eating and drinking, and the little ones will go up to work first!" ”

"What!" Everyone was suddenly dissatisfied, and an old man stood up with a bang, raised his hand to point at Wei Wu, and shouted: "Wei Wu, I specially rushed from Hongzhou to see you unveiling the couplet, but you have to go to work?" ”

Wei Wuyi shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "You guest officers also know that I am just an ordinary junior second, and this job is the first priority" After that, he ignored everyone's opposition, leaving a group of people stunned.

After Wei Wu left, there was a sudden uproar in the hall, and some people felt that this little two was reckless and too arrogant; But some people think that this little two is really a real surname

Liu Daoxu's eyes rolled, he sighed lightly, and muttered: "Brother Zhu, my master really did it with his surname, acted wantonly, and had no scruples, which made me admire it very much!" ”

There was a fat man sitting beside him who was about the same height and waist circumference, holding the roast chicken in his hand with an oily face, chewing a few bites hard, swallowing a large piece of chicken, and then pouting and saying: "What do you know about the younger generations, I want to see each other like before, Wei Wu and I are full of economy, rich and rich, and knowledgeable" He said this, raised his finger and pointed to his stomach, and said with a smile: "Look, here, all the people are really talented and learned"

Liu Daoxu hesitated for a moment, and Jun's face flushed and said, "Then, Senior Zhu, do you know what my master is doing?" ”

"Isn't that easy?" Zhu Bajie waved the chicken leg in his hand triumphantly, shook his head solemnly and said: "Wei Wu's next couplet, in the eyes of everyone, isn't it just a good chicken leg?" Wei Wu is hanging their appetite! ”

"Hmm!" Liu Daoxu nodded thoughtfully.

Wei Wuxing went up to the second floor and turned to the cubicle on the side. At a glance, he saw that the steward Wang was standing in front of the window with a restless expression, and when he saw himself coming at this moment, his face suddenly became happy, and he took two steps to greet him, and commanded: "Wei Wu, today we say that many of our guests are noble figures, as far as I know, that Yang Gongzi is the eldest son of the prime minister of the dynasty, you must not be arrogant, but you must take into account the face of many guests!" ”

Damn, thanks to the fact that I squeezed him with words first! Otherwise, this Yang Zhao's son is furious, so what's the matter? Ahem, in other words, the lighter I sold to him for 1,000 taels is not an offense to him

Wei Wuyi rolled his eyes, coughed dryly, and said, "Ahem, since you are the son of Prime Minister Yang - you naturally have to take good care of it!" Besides, isn't it just a link! I'll uncover ten or twenty, all casually tight! ”

Steward Wang nodded slightly, but then suddenly looked up at Wei Wu, and asked in surprise: "Wei Wu, this Lian old man heard that even Li Taibai and Du Zimei can't be right, can you uncover ten or twenty?" ”

"Hmm!" Wei Wu nodded casually, then pursed the corners of his lips and said: "Such a simple couplet, let alone ten or twenty, is fifty and one hundred, it is also very arbitrary."

When the sunset is about to set in the West Mountain, it strives to sprinkle a touch of afterglow on the mighty Yangtze River, sparkling. A few egrets, full of fish, stretched their wings lazily

Outside the Yellow Crane Tower, a carriage came unhurriedly, in front of the carriage sat a big man in a green robe with a swallow jaw and tiger beard, this big man hung a long knife obliquely around his waist, and carved a huge bull's head on the handle exposed outside the scabbard, and the two horns were bent and stood upward, which looked hideous and terrifying.

"My lord, the Yellow Crane Tower has arrived!" The big man slowly stopped the carriage, immediately raised the curtain, and said respectfully.

"Hmmm! Wanhu, help me in! A slightly haggard old voice came from the carriage.

Cheng Wanhu looked embarrassed at the moment: "My lord! Isn't it just to reveal a downlink? You're just getting better, so you have to come here to do something, if you want to know about this link, just come and see if you want to."

"Haha!" Chao Heng got out of the carriage, with a silk bandage tied on his shoulder, and said with a chuckle: "I have an appointment with the fifth little brother of Wei, even if I am injured, how can I easily lose my trust?" ”

Cheng Wanhu sighed lightly, in exchange for the two little guys to lead the carriage, and he respectfully supported Chao Heng and walked over slowly.

Chao Heng went up to the hall on the first floor with the support of Cheng Wanhu, and as soon as he entered, he saw that everyone here was sitting there quietly, looking ahead. Following everyone's gaze, I saw a tall and strong man standing in front of the wall of the gate, and at this moment this big man was holding two banners, standing on tiptoe and hanging on the wall.

"Zongwu!" Chao Heng was slightly stunned, this big man turned out to be the son of his friend, but he didn't know what he was doing hanging a banner here?

Du Zongwu took a step back, and the two text panels slowly unfolded downward, but he saw that the neat italics on the left were written: "Eternal absolute, the shopkeeper unveils the couplet!" There are a few small words below - Shaolingye Lao Du Zimei", and on the right is written in wild and uninhibited cursive handwriting: "Treasure Fire Machine, today it is on sale in limited quantities!" Below is the book of Qinglian Lay Monk Immortal"

Chao Heng's eyes widened, and he hesitated for a moment before he opened his mouth and said in astonishment: "How could Taibai and Zimei write such a non-neat couplet?" Immediately, he rolled his eyes, smiled bitterly, and said to himself: "Wei Wu, this kid, actually used a few of us old guys to make money."

As soon as the people in the hall saw these two banners, they immediately became noisy, and they all wondered: "What is the treasure fire machine?" ”

But there are also careful people, when they saw the two lines of small characters below, their faces were suddenly full of surprise, and they were shocked: "These two words, are they written by Li Taibai and Du Zimei themselves?" ”

For a while, everyone in the hall became excited, and they all asked Wei Wu to come out and explain clearly.

"Ladies and gentlemen, haven't you come here!" Suddenly, a flirtatious voice came from the side, and everyone looked back, only to see Wei Wu with a smile on his face, wearing a green coat and a small hat, and strode over, followed by two strange men, both holding a huge box in their arms

Wei Wuxing went to the stands, his old face was full of smiles, he cleared his throat slightly, and said loudly: "You are all here to see my next link, right?" As soon as his words fell, everyone in the hall suddenly became angry, and they all opened their mouths and said loudly: "Nonsense, I can't wait to see you, can I still see you?" ”

Wei Wu grinned, narrowed his eyes, shook his head and said: "Although the small one is not talented, this lower link can be regarded as three or five of them, I don't know how many lower links you want to see?" ”

"What!" Yang Gongzi, who was dressed in a white robe, stood up with a bang, frowned and said loudly: "You little two, don't say crazy words!" This couplet, even many of our Jinshi in the Guangwen Museum, can't match one"

Before he finished speaking, Wei Wu grinned and said, "Young Master Yang, I didn't say that Guangwenguan is inferior to me!" ”

"Humph!" The prime minister's son-in-law sat down, snorted coldly, looked at Wei Wu with contempt, and said disdainfully: "Wei Wu, you don't want to be in vain!" If you have real skills, let's talk about this coupling first! ”

Wei Wu grinned, but took out a cowhide-wrapped square box from his arms, and said, "Everyone, please take a look at this thing first!" As he spoke, he looked around, saw that everyone was looking at him suspiciously, nodded with a smile, and gently pressed the lighter in his hand.

With a crisp sound, flames rose violently.

"What is this!" When everyone saw that the shopkeeper pressed his hand, a flame rose up, as if it was a trick, and they suddenly exclaimed loudly with a shocked face.

"Hehe, this is the latest product I developed myself and made after fifty-three processes - Zhibao brand lighter!" Wei Wu grinned, and then pointed to the two text panels behind him and said: "Look, Mr. Li and Mr. Du saw my lighter and exchanged it with the text they wrote by themselves."

"What!" A guest stood up with a sigh of relief, and said with a stunned face: "The words of the two gentlemen are hard to find, your lighter, do you have to sell it for ten thousand gold?" ”

Wei Wu squeezed his eyes at this guest imperceptibly, and said in his heart, this Wu An's nursery is smart, and the things arranged by the fifth brother are not bad! He waved his hand and said: "No, my lighter is divided into three grades, which are ordinary, sophisticated, and epic, but this ordinary one is only sold for three hundred taels of silver."

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