Chapter 102: I Can't Tell Anything...

The sun is about to set, and the afterglow is shining in the sky.

Several white cranes waved their wings casually, flying in the scorching clouds in the sky, looking lonely and ethereal, making people think about it, as if there were many immortals hidden in the clouds, standing quietly in the clouds, looking down on all living beings.

Steward Wang was anxious at the moment, his old face was green, and even the mustache on his lips was slumped, like frosted grass.

"Zhang Kun, go to the backyard and take a look, why hasn't Wei Wu come back yet?" Steward Wang stopped Zhang Kun, who was standing steadily with a tray, and ordered restlessly.

Zhang Kun received the order, turned around and left in a hurry, Steward Wang sighed lightly, and his face was full of sadness - this Wei Wu, but it really hurt himself, now that the shopkeeper Yu and Deputy Steward Zhao are not here, how can he deal with the many literati and ink writers in the hall, talented and beautiful? And the people who came were all people with heads and faces in Jiangnan Province, which would be unacceptable no matter what!

The hall on the first floor of the Yellow Crane Tower, and even the hall on the second floor are overcrowded, and many people come early in the morning.

Li Bai put his hands behind his back, stood in the corner of the second floor, looked out the window, he suddenly chuckled indifferently, looked back at Du Fu who was sitting on the chair, and asked: "Brother Zimei, I don't know what Wei Wu rushed over early in the morning today and called Zong Wuxian's nephew to do?" ”

"Where can I know this?" Du Fu smiled bitterly, and then explained: "Zong Wu doesn't have any opinions, follow Wei Wu out, I'm afraid he won't know what to do!" ”

Li Bai nodded and said: "Well, that kid Wei Wu, he is acting very strangely in peace, and it is difficult to use common sense" Then he sighed lightly, his voice was slightly lower, and he said slowly: "Fortunately, Brother Chao was fine yesterday!" ”

"Well, thanks to Wei Wu!" Du Fu replied with his jaw bowed.

"Where is Wei Wu? Why hasn't Wei Wu come yet?! A white-robed man with a proud expression, looking very impatient at the moment, smashed the wine bottle in his hand on the table vigorously, the wine splashed everywhere, and then frowned, and shouted loudly in a northern accent.

A short brocade-clothed man beside him walked up with a step, smiling and complimenting: "I see that these Jiangnan talents are nothing more than this, and they are fooled by this link that can't be solved at all!" I'm afraid, this Wei Wu, after hearing your name Yang Gongzi, didn't dare to come out at the moment, right? ”

"Where, this Jiangnan does have some talents!" Although the white-robed man was modest in his mouth, his face was arrogant, and he snorted lightly: "It's just that they are all people who moan without disease, how can they have any real skills?" ”

"Hmph-" As soon as his voice fell, he heard a coquettish hum on the table next to him, and when he looked back, it was a woman dressed in purple sara, even if this woman was covered by clothes, she could see the Miaoman's figure under her clothes, and her jade cheeks were covered with a layer of gauze curtains, which made people look faintly and unreal.

At this moment, the woman snorted lightly, but then she didn't look at the son surnamed Yang, and said to the maid beside her: "Xiaocui, in this world, there are always some people who don't measure themselves. You must know that the real talented and virtuous people are hidden in the market."

"Yes, Miss!" Xiao Cui smiled lightly and said crisply: "Then Wei Wu, is he really talented but virtuous?" ”

This woman is Zhu Wan'er, the first talented woman in Ezhou! When she heard this, she pursed her lips and chuckled, and then said, "Wei Wu is probably the kind of person who has no virtue in his mouth and is virtuous in his heart!" ”

"Hmph, just a shopkeeper, why are you so touted?" The white-robed man's appearance had a hint of coldness, he casually picked up the wine bottle on the table, and said with a chuckle: "This Ezhou, there is really no one left!" ”

"What did you say!" Zhu Wan'er frowned, turned her head, glared at him, and said angrily.

The man in white was extremely arrogant, stood up, raised his head and said loudly: "Haha, I said, Ezhou and even the entire Jingchu, I'm afraid there are no characters!" When he said this, it provoked the anger of the public, and all the young talents of Jingchu stood up and retorted angrily.

Liu Daoxu stood up suddenly, frowned, and said, "Hmph, who are you, do you think that our Jingchu talents are inferior to you?" ”

"Hmph, I didn't say that!" This Yang Gongzi's eyes narrowed slightly, and then he raised his head and chuckled: "You said it yourself!" ”

"Phew!" Zhu Wan'er was very angry in her heart, how could this person be so rampant? Even Wei Wu's little second child acted so recklessly at the beginning, but he didn't dare to release such words! She frowned, her cheeks were a little flushed, and she opened her mouth and said softly: "We Jingchu, since ancient times, have produced many talents, how can we be as you say!" ”

"Haha, there are occasional talents, and they are also people who moan without disease!" This Yang Gongzi looked arrogant, but he sat on the chair, slowly lifted Erlang's legs, and opened his mouth and said slowly: "I am just an ordinary scribe in the north, but I also think that I am a million times stronger than the little two people you admire!" ”

Liu Daoxu's eyes rolled round, and he pointed at this person with an excited expression: "You, you, how can you be so rampant!" ”

The diminutive middle-aged man beside Yang Gongzi grinned, stood up and said, "Rampant, naturally there is rampant capital!" I think I have some attainments in this poetry and song, but how about I guide you Jing Chu Baiding instead of Yang Gongzi? ”

"Rampant!" Liu Daoxu shouted violently, frowned and shouted: "In Xia Ezhou Liu Daoxu, I would like to ask for advice or two, the person who comes is a guest, please ask the question first!" ”

This person did not hesitate, and snorted lightly: "Chu Dicai is innocent and moans."

Liu Daoxu frowned slightly, this link is not difficult at all, it is enough to show how much this person despises everyone here, and he was immediately angry, and he responded in a long voice: "Northern Country" Before he finished speaking, everyone in the hall was restless, interrupting his follow-up words.

"Wei Wu is here!" Out of nowhere, there was a loud shout full of confidence.

"Ah, where?" Everyone looked around, but they saw that in the hall, except for a few shopkeepers who were wandering around non-stop, where was there any figure of Wei Wu, a great talent?

The white-robed young man sitting there saw the nervous and excited looks of everyone, and immediately frowned and thought--this Wei Wu, could it be true that it is as rumored, astronomy and geography, three religions and nine streams, omniscient, is the lower realm of Wenqu Star?

"Eh--this son, look at you as a talent, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, nose like gall, and- long black and translucent, tiger-backed and bear-waisted, extravagant, talented! You will live for a thousand years! Xiao Er approached Yang Gongzi, who was in white robes, and said with a smile and compliments.

"Huh?" Yang Gongzi saw that this little two was clever, and casually threw a silver ingot over, but when he saw this little two grinning, he took the silver, and then took out a thing wrapped in cowhide from his arms, and said with a smile: "Childe, I have a magical thing here, called the treasure lighter, which is not expensive, and only charges you a thousand taels of silver."

Yang Gongzi's eyes widened, and when he saw that this little guy pressed his hand casually, the "lighter" immediately caught fire, and he was immediately surprised, and opened his mouth and hesitated: "This, where did this come from?" ”

"Well, this is when I went to the latrine, and suddenly fell from the sky, and at that time, the clouds in the sky were lined up into three big characters - lighter!" The little er's flattering voice was lowered, and he explained in a low voice: "This thing, I'm afraid it's the gods in the sky, the thing that makes fire!" ”

"Phew, where are the gods! Are you fooling me! Yang Gongzi hesitated for a moment, and then he was very interested in the "lighter", so he took out a silver ticket of 1,000 taels from his arms, and hesitated: "Well, this son, I will buy this Laoshizi thing!" ”

"Hehe, Childe is wise!" The little second took the silver ticket, put it in his arms, and suddenly smiled shyly, and said loudly: "The fifth brother of the prince of the northern kingdom is fooling-"

"What!" Yang Gongzi's eyes widened, and he wondered.

Immediately, he found that the little two in front of him suddenly looked proud, his waist was straight, his face was full of smiles, he patted his chest, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Fifth brother, can I be considered neat in this couplet?" ”

"Wei Wu!" Zhu Wan'er covered her small mouth and exclaimed, her beautiful eyes rose, but she saw that this little second had a black beard stuck to his mouth, and it looked like a black flannel cloth from a distance-isn't it Wei Wu, the shopkeeper!

"Humph!" This Yang Gongzi snorted coldly and frowned: "I also said what a talented person Wei Wu is!" Feelings are just an ordinary shopkeeper! ”

"Isn't that it?" Wei Wu grinned, reached out and tore off the fake mustache on his lips, and then laughed: "I'm very incompetent." He chuckled, and then looked serious, and there seemed to be some sudden opening in his eyes: "I'm a person who can't recite poetry." ”

A big man suddenly turned out behind him, but he was also wearing a green robe, dressed as a little two, it was the foolish Du Zongwu, he grinned at the moment, and echoed loudly: "And my fifth brother, I don't know how to couplet!" ”

What kind of trick is this Wei Wu playing, why is he so humble today! Zhu Wan'er held back a smile and watched the two perform, and everyone in the hall was also stunned - could it be that this is the first and second in Ezhou, and Wei Wu directly admitted defeat to this stranger in the northern country?

"Hmm!" Wei Wu nodded slightly, and said: "I don't know anything Qimen Dunjia, Five Elements Gossip!" ”

"Yes! Fifth brother, you still don't know how to teach three things, astronomy and geography! Du Zongwu said loudly.

"Well, I won't know anything! I can't even do a little two, and I am criticized by the shopkeeper and steward all day long! Wei Wuyi said loudly and solemnly.

"Haha!" Yang Gongzi stood up with a plop and laughed loudly: "This is what Wenqu Xing is waiting for?" Such a villain deserves your admiration? Haha"

Wei Wu said with a gloomy expression: "Alas, I am rich in poetry and songs, and I don't know anything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting" Speaking of this, he suddenly raised his voice, and said loudly word by word: "But, I can, win you!" ”

There was a sound on the ground, and everyone in the audience was stunned! This little two, is the emotional party ridiculing us?

(PS: Thanks to the book friend for "smoking three or five cigarettes", the advice to Rotten Wood is actually written in this chapter, and it does not involve any contradictions between the north and the south at all.)

It's just that this Yang Gongzi has a special identity, and he is used to being arrogant

And because of the needs of the development of the plot, it was written out cough cough, please don't care!

There is no distinction between north and south, all of them are clansmen! It is hereby declared! )

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