486, the conspiracy of the Jiangdong girl [3/3]

As soon as Zhang Zhao's plan came out, many Jiangdong girls nodded in agreement.

This method is simple, rough, and very suitable for Jiangdong girls who are not right on the upper beam and crooked on the lower beam, anyway, Sun Jian is fighting for Chaohu Lake with Dong Zhuojun near Xiaoyaojin, and he will not come back to take care of things in a short time, Sun Ce went to Gongsun's house as a hostage again, Sun Quan was indecisive and useless, and it happened to be spoofed by the Jiangdong girls.

However, spoofs are spoofs, and who to send to spoof is also a question worth studying.

Zhang Zhao took the jade Ruyi that a civil official loved to hold in his hand, arched his hand and said: "Such a difficult, painful, and potentially physical and mental damage must be done by a person who understands the general situation, is smart and beautiful, and knows how to adapt to changes." I, Zhang Zhao, as an old courtier of Jiangdong, am loyal to Jiangdong, and I am the most suitable to do this, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell! ”

"Slap" A jade Ruyi flew over and knocked Zhang Zhao to the ground, Gu Yong jumped out and scolded: "Do you mean that others are not loyal to Dongwu?" If I don't care about this matter, no one else is suitable. ”

"Poof", one foot stretched out and kicked Gu Yong out, Zu Mao jumped out and said: "What is the use of your civil officials, you can only hum and chirp, the overlord's hard bow is only suitable for our martial arts to do in the future, this matter should be me." ”

"Fight for a fart! Don't you just want to have a dark golden daughter? What to pack. ”

"Eat me with a jade wish."

"Ah, you're too much, look at the throwing knives!"

"Grandma's, she actually used a knife to pick me up and ...... with a hammer"

There was a crackling fight in the conference hall, and the style of Koto was unobstructed. After a while, the Wenchen generals were in a mess, several people's clothes were torn, several people's pants were torn off, and none of the girls were in shape. Fortunately, everyone consciously didn't use martial arts skills, military skills or anything, and the fight was still within the controllable range, otherwise a lot of martial arts skills would have lit up, and the house would have been demolished.

Sun Quan and Zhou Yu sat on the top of the table, watching the fight below like this, the two smiled bitterly, glanced at each other, and shook their heads together.

The fiery beauty finally couldn't help it, she got up angrily, and slapped the table, she and the iceberg beauty are really two extremes, usually the iceberg beauty will only coldly say "a bunch of idiots" to this kind of group fight, and then just stand by and watch. But the fiery beauty shouted, "Stop, or I'll burn all the ...... in this chamber."

"Tsuru"

Suzaku flew up from the tips of the Fire Beauty's fingers, but she didn't want to make a big deal out of it, so she only let out a small Suzaku as big as a sparrow, and didn't turn into a monster firebird that was as wide as a mile.

Watching the Suzaku fly up, the Jiangdong girls stopped fighting. Jiangdong fights by default without martial arts, but the fire beauty even released the Suzaku, it seems that the intention of interference is very resolute, and everyone doesn't want to play big, so they have to stop and step aside.

The fiery beauty said angrily: "Look at your virtuous surname, fighting for a man to be like this, do you still look like a woman?" Men are all lowly, they can't be put on the stage, they can only lift shoes for our women, and you fight for men like this, which is a shame for women. ”

She paused and said: "Also, your status is too low, even if you really cook rice with Sun Yusheng, the other party will fool us with some official rhetoric and pay some grain and rice, and we will not be able to turn our faces and hold Sun Yu." This thing must be done by someone with status and status to be useful. I helped the second young master get an idea, and none of you are allowed to go up, this matter...... Hmph, let the third young master go in person. ”

As soon as she said this, everyone understood. If Sun Yu raped a woman with a relatively low status in Jiangdong, the grandson family could spend some money to resolve the matter, and then Jiangdong would be really embarrassed to hold on to people. You can't affect the diplomatic relations between two countries for the sake of a military general or a civil servant, right? No matter which dynasty or generation, I have never heard of a war caused by the taking of hostages because of this kind of thing, and if this matter falls into the ears of the heroes of the world, I can't help but feel that Jiangdong is unreasonable.

If you want to use this reason to detain Sun Yu, unless Sun Yu is harming a person with status and status, of course, the identity of the third young master is enough.

Zhang Zhao crooked his mouth and said, "But the third young master, this kid...... It's too simple, how can she know how to seduce a man? Last time, she asked me for advice, and the third young master was desperate for that Sun Xunzhen, and asked her to frame Sun Xunzhen, but she refused to do it. ”

The fiery beauty snorted and said, "She won't seduce, can't you Zhang Zhao seduce?" But only allowed to seduce, not to fish over the bottom limit, and finally let the three young masters replace the raw rice when it is cooked, and no one else is allowed to interfere, so as not to fight and affect the unity of our Jiangdong. Whoever has the courage to compete with the three young masters, and see the lord come back and give her a good look. ”

The fire beauty said, the girls didn't dare to fight anymore, everyone knew that Sun Jian wanted Sun Yu to be the most important, as early as the battle of the Tiger Prison Pass, Sun Jian had this meaning, who dared to compete with Sun Shangxiang for a man, and robbed the lord's son-in-law, he would definitely be repaired by Sun Jian.

Zhang Zhao still didn't give up, and said: "The third young master is too simple, she definitely won't agree to ...... with Sun Yu before she gets married."

The fire beauty frowned and said, "Forget about the aphrodisiac, find someone to go to the black market to buy some aphrodisiacs prepared by the old god Yu Ji and come back...... Ahem...... Although this goes against the original intention of the three young masters, as long as the result is good, she will not blame us ......"-

Early the next morning, Sun Yu got up and went to the wounded barracks to visit the Jiangdong soldiers who were injured in the Battle of Chibi, but as soon as he walked to the riverside, he saw a small boat coming from the direction of Lukou County, rowing a few soldiers of the Jinfan Army, and there was a small round-faced royal sister standing on the bow of the boat, who looked beautiful, but there was a bit of philistine in her eyes, and she was wearing a horse coat that businessmen loved to wear.

Hua Tuo is here!

Seeing Sun Yu by the river from afar, Hua Tuo happily greeted twice, Hua Tuo's life is good these days, after she arrived in Lukou County, according to the previous practice in Lukou County for the poor to treat the poor for free, knock on the bamboo pole of the local rich, because of the protection of Gongsun Jun, the bamboo pole is really called a knock on a quasi.

However, Lukou County is a small county town, there are not many sick people, it didn't take many days for her to have no work to do, and when she was grinding her skin and rubbing the itch to find a job to do, she heard that the wounded soldiers and wounded generals in Jiangdong were waiting for her to come to treatment, so Hua Tuo hurriedly took a leaf boat and came to Xiakou County.

Although she is greedy for money, she also really has the heart to help the world and save the people, and she can be regarded as a good doctor, so she got off the boat and immediately followed Sun Yu to the wounded barracks. The soldiers who were soldiers in these years were of course poor, and Hua Tuo didn't think about collecting money, as soon as he entered the wounded barracks, his body was full of gold, and nearly 100 soldiers were cured in a blink of an eye.

However, Hua Tuo's energy consumption was also a bit large, so he had to stop and rest for a while.

Sun Yu chatted and played with her, and the two walked along the Yangtze River and chatted, and after a while, they saw groups of people wandering around the river in front of them, these people were all wearing tattered clothes, looking like they were wearing vegetables, obviously poor, and they were fishing for something by the river.

Sun Yu didn't want to go over to join in the fun, but Hua Tuo was very concerned about the affairs of the poor, she wanted to help the poor live a good life, of course she had to go over and care about it at this time, Sun Yu was afraid that Hua Tuo would have an accident, so he had to follow.

I inquired to know that these poor people were fishing for horse meat in the water, it turned out that the battle of Chibi, Xiliang Iron Cavalry suffered great losses, tens of thousands of war horses fell into the water and died, and the horse corpses drifted with the water, there was a backwater bay next to Xiakou County, so many horse corpses drifted here, and the poor people scooped up the horse corpses, intending to eat a full meal. Anyway, it didn't take two days, and the horse meat was not spoiled yet, and it was ready to eat. Even if it is a little rotten, the poor people don't care, it's better than not having to eat at all.

I have to say that the poor people in these years have a good stomach, and if this kind of horse meat soaked in water for a day or two is handed over to future generations, they will not eat it even if they are killed, and they will definitely have diarrhea after eating.

A poor man dragged a whole horse, laboriously getting it onto a flatbed cart, intending to push it away. While dragging it, he sighed: "Such a big horse has to be hundreds of pounds." Unfortunately, I didn't have time to finish it, it would rot, and I would only have to eat a few meals. ”

Hua Tuo couldn't help it, leaned over and asked, "Why don't you give it to others if you can't finish eating?" ”

The poor man was stunned and said a little depressedly: "In normal times, if I can't finish eating, I can share it with relatives and friends, or sell it and exchange it for rice." But this time, there are tens of thousands of dead horses floating on the river, and now horse meat is less valuable than wild vegetables, and all you can eat can only watch it rot, what a waste......"

When Sun Yu heard this, he suddenly remembered that in this era, there were no refrigerators and meat fresh-keeping warehouses or anything, and these tens of thousands of horse corpses would all be broken in a few days, and it was impossible for small Lukou County to digest them all, which was indeed quite wasteful.

Hey? Why don't these people make horse meat into bacon or sausages? Then you can keep it for a long time.

Sun Yu thought of this, nm01 reminded him in his ear: "Master, sausages were only recorded in the history books of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and it will not come out for more than two hundred years now." As for bacon, it has been invented in Hanzhong now, but it has not yet been promoted to the whole country, so meat in this era is very expensive...... Zhang Fei can make a fortune selling pork, not for nothing. ”

Sun Yu patted his forehead with a "snap", so it is, that ...... I'll teach them how to make bacon sausages, if so much horse meat is wasted, these poor people should be heartbroken, and it's rare for people to get something to eat.

Sun Yu smiled at Hua Tuo and said, "Miss Hua, didn't I promise you to help the poor live a good life?" Let's take the first step today. ”

Sun Yu shouted to the surroundings: "Folks, I have a good way to preserve horse meat, so that the horse meat you pick up can be kept for more than a year without rotting, whoever wants to learn, come along!" ”

As soon as his words fell, there was a "coaxing" around him.

(To be continued)