485, pack up and kidnap all the Jiangdong girls [2/3]
Sun Yu took Zhuge Liang down Huanghu Mountain, returned to Xiahou County, and just walked into the city gate, he saw Sun Shangxiang running over in a hurry: "Seeking truth, I finally found you, Huang Gai...... General Huang Gai is dying, she said that she wants to see you before she dies. ”
Sun Yu's surprise is really extraordinary. Huang Gai was really seriously injured, Zhang Liao's arrow almost hit her in the back of the heart, only a little off, Rao is so, in the case of backward medical treatment in the Three Kingdoms era, it is basically impossible to shoot through the chest, and you can only rely on luck to see if you can recover yourself.
If Huang Gai can't hold Hua Tuo to come, then everything will be over.
Sun Yu asked Zhuge Liang to go to the camp of the top hat girl first, and he himself took Sun Shangxiang to Huang Gai's camp in a hurry.
Because Huang Gai's injury was on her back, she was lying on a soft bed at this time, covered with a thin quilt, and her whole body looked soft. Hearing the sound of someone entering the tent, Huang Gai tilted his head slightly, trying hard to see who had come in.
Sun Yu saw Huang Gai's pale face at a glance, it seemed that she had lost a lot of blood, her body was very weak, and even her cute little red lips had become a little pale at this time, and it really looked like she couldn't do it.
Sun Yu's heart is a pain for no reason, although the relationship between the two is not very close, but it can't be considered far, Huang Gai has had a lot of "skin kisses" with him after all, Sun Yu has never been ruthless to such a woman.
Sun Shangxiang said in a low voice: "General Huang, don't get up, you want to see the truth, I will help you find him." ”
When Huang Gai heard this, he no longer raised his head, lay on his stomach softly, and said weakly: "Third young master, Mr. Xunzhen...... I'm dying......"
"You can't die, Hua Tuo will be here soon." Sun Shangxiang turned his head to look at Sun Yu, and his eyes were clearly asking: How long will Hua Tuo arrive.
However, how long Hua Tuo will arrive, Sun Yu can't figure it out, it depends on the arrangement of the soft girl.
Huang Gai muttered: "I know I'm going to die, you can't lie to me, seventy-three people have come to see me today, if I'm not dying, why do you have to line up to visit me?" ”
Huang Gai paused, and then said: "If the crockpot is not broken from the well, the general will inevitably die in battle, and he often walks by the river...... Die and die, it's not a big deal...... But...... Woo...... I'm going to die before I make out with a man, so unwilling......"
Sun Shangxiang: "......"
Sun Yu: "......"
Is this like a dying man? Let's talk about strange things one by one. Sun Yu was sweating profusely!
Huang Gai stretched out his hand to Sun Yu and said, "Seek the truth...... For the sake of my death, come and make out with me, we can't die in vain, can we? You have to be a real woman when you die, don't you? I can't let the female ghosts in the underworld look down on me, can I? You have to enjoy it once before you die, right? The peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic, isn't it? ”
Sun Shangxiang: "......"
Sun Yu: "......"
If this thing is a dying person, I chewed Jiangdong's flagship and ate it, Sun Yu didn't know what to say in his heart.
He had no choice but to sigh and said to Huang Gai: "Miss Huang, you better wait for Hua Tuo with peace of mind, I think you can hold her up." Then he turned around and went out of the tent.
Strange, what is this yellow cover for? A picture that you really want to do with me? What's going on?
As soon as Sun Yu left, Sun Shangxiang sat on the side of Huang Gai's bed and said in a low voice: "General Huang, what are you doing here?" ”
Huang Gaiqiao's face was slightly red, and he said in a low voice: "Third Young Master, I'm sorry, I can't seduce Xun Zhen in front of you...... Recently, news spread that Sun Yu's eldest daughter, Sun Dou, was born with a dark golden martial arts skill...... Think about her mother Mi Zhen, who is just a waste woman who can 'wangfu', how did she give birth to such a powerful daughter? Everyone summed it up, it must be because that kid is bleeding Sun Xunzhen's blood! ”
When Sun Shangxiang heard this, his heart chuckled.
Huang Gai continued: "Now there are legends among our Jiangdong female generals, if you borrow seeds from Xunzhen, you may have a very big surname if you get a dark golden daughter, but Sun Xunzhen is the man that the third young master fancies. If we women want to borrow seeds from him, we can only rush before he joins the list, otherwise we will become men who seduce the three young masters, and it will be a loss of monarchy and courtiership to do so...... Now that the battle is over, Sun Xunzhen has entered the family of the third young master, and if those of us who want to borrow seeds don't start, I'm afraid it will be too late. I didn't take advantage of the injuries on my body to ......"
Sun Shangxiang was so depressed when he heard it, but he couldn't get a seizure.
At this time, Sun Yu had already returned to the camp of the top hat girl, Xiao Tong and Xiao Shu, the two little loli, were surrounding Zhuge Liang's sister, and the sister kept screaming, while Xiao Zhao Yun was sitting in front of the table full of steamed buns, grabbing the steamed buns and eating them happily, it seemed that the chef in Jiangdong had made the steamed buns.
Thinking of the reason why Zhou Yu owed Zhao Yun 5,000 buns, Sun Yu couldn't cry or laugh, but these 5,000 buns were really not wronged, if it wasn't for Zhao Yun "dragging down" Lu Bu, the result of this Chibi battle would definitely be a complete defeat. Lu Bu only needs to fly into the sky and shoot down Zhou Yu, Pang Tong, and Zhuge Liang with arrows, and there is no need to fight the Battle of Chibi.
Fortunately in misfortune, Lu Bu is not an enemy, Diao Chan also intends to help his side, it seems that he really wants to speed up the search for the ten gods, and save the kind Lu Bu and Diao Chan from the evil Dong Zhuo.
At this time, Yan Yun got into the tent and rushed in with a set of clothes, it turned out that after Zhuge Liang came, the woman in the top hat saw that she was dressed in flower clothes, which was not very appropriate, so she asked Yan Yun to get a set of clothes. However, Zhuge Liang insisted on not children's clothes, just a miniature version of women's robes.
So Yan Yun went to the tailor to get a temporary set, this set of Taoist robes is mainly white, with some dark green patterns on it, and the Tai Chi Bagua diagram is clearly painted on his shoulders, Zhuge Liang turned to the back of the tent, took a shower, and changed his clothes and came out.
Everyone only felt that their eyes were bright, and a beautiful pocket beauty appeared in front of everyone, and they had to say that the robe was very suitable for Zhuge Liang, not only with a noble temperament, but also full of mystery.
Zhuge Liang grinned at Sun Yu and said, "What? Pretty enough, right? Don't you regret not eating me in the mountains? ”
When the woman in the top hat heard this, she was immediately jealous, turned her head to Sun Yu and said, "Seek the truth...... What happened to you and her in the mountains? In broad daylight, barren mountains and mountains, if you do that kind of reluctance, wouldn't it be rude? If you really want to be affectionate, you should at least wait until the dead of night, when the lights are on......" followed by a full 10,000-word sermon.
Depressed, why don't I have a serious woman around me? Sun Yu is so bitter.
After the high-hat girl finished preaching, she finally thought of the right thing, she frowned and said: "Xun Zhen, this time you came to Jiangdong, I'm afraid it's a little hasty, now Dong Zhuo has retreated, Jingzhou and Jiangdong are destined to become a stage for our army and Jiangdong Army to compete, we will soon change from allies to enemies, you, as the most important person in the Gongsun family, should not take risks lightly, attract Jiangdong's attention, act as a hostage, and other things, just let me Chen Gong do it." Her words seemed to be reproachful at first, but when she listened carefully, she felt that it was full of protection for Sun Yu, and her feelings were as thick as water, which could not be said to be untrue.
Sun Yu smiled and said: "If I don't come, I can't do it, isn't Sun Ce, the little overlord of Jiangdong, just a hostage with us?" She's higher than me. ”
The woman in the top hat frowned and said, "How can she compare with you, you are our backbone." ”
At this time, Zhuge Liang also began to enter the role of Gongsun Jun's military advisor, and interjected and laughed from the side: "Gongtai girl, I see that you are too worried, in my opinion, the most ideal candidate to come to Jiangdong as a hostage is to seek the truth." ”
"What do you mean by that?" The woman with a high hat had seen Zhuge Liang cast the "Qimen Dunjia", and knew that she was a strong man, and she attached great importance to her words.
Zhuge Liang smiled and said: "Xunzhen is a powerful man, most of the generals in Jiangdong are young women, this is the biggest advantage of Sun Yulai as a hostage." ”
The woman in the top hat said puzzledly: "How can this become an advantage?" This is a disadvantage, who in the world doesn't know that Xunzhen is soft, unwilling to be ruthless to beautiful women, this Jiangdong women, are the nemesis of Zhenzhen, if they turn their faces, Xunzhen is reluctant to kill them, but they are swords and guns to Xunzhen, how is it good? ”
Zhuge Liang smiled and shook his head and said: "The public sister is also bad, you said that the women in Jiangdong are the nemesis of the truth, but I think that the truth is the nemesis of the women of Jiangdong." We are all women, and we don't know what women think? As a woman, the most nervous thing is whether your children will have a future in the future. In the battle of Changbanpo, Sun Dou's 'happy not to think of Shu' has spread all over the world, in my opinion, the women in Jiangdong are all drooling now, and they want to borrow seeds from Xunzhen......"
Silk, the woman in the top hat gasped: "You...... Are you going to ......?"
Zhuge Liang laughed and said: "That's right, let Xunzhen take all these women, hehe, go back to our Gongsun's house with a hug and ......"
Sun Yu: "......"
Woman in the High Hat: "......"
It's too poisonous, you don't have to do this, Sun Yu is in a cold sweat in his heart.
Zhuge Liang smiled and said: "You don't want to do this, but people may not have the same idea, let's wait and see." ”
At the same time that Zhuge Liang sneered and made a plan, in the military hall of the Sun family in Jiangdong, there was a room full of young female generals, these female generals were all young and beautiful who had not yet married.
Sun Quan sat on the head, but Sun Shangxiang was not there, because today's topic was not suitable for Sun Shangxiang to participate.
The fiery beauty stood in front of the girls, as if presiding over the meeting. I saw the fire beauty smiling exaggeratedly, with a look of enthusiasm like fire, and said loudly: "Today's meeting is mainly to discuss one thing, how to turn Sun Xunzhen to our Jiangdong!" ”
As soon as the fire beauty's words fell, Zhang Zhao's voice came from the crowd and said, "Then you still need to say?" used a beauty trick to hook him into a daze, and then drugged him and fascinated him, got him to bed and cooked rice, and then we detained him in Jiangdong, accused him of insulting our Jiangdong women, and didn't let him go back to Gongsun's house...... With some more soft grinding effort, he can only obediently comply. ”
(To be continued)