Chapter Forty-Seven: The Perverted Fifth Brother

Zhao Bo hurriedly ran out of the house, waved his hands at the two of them and said, "Wei Gongzi, Du Gongzi, you two are here?" ”

Du Zongwu patted the leopard skin in his arms, and said with a muddy face: "My fifth brother is coming to you to buy leather clothes!" ”

How could Zhao Bo not know that this Du Zongwu was a bastard, raised his eyes and looked at Wei Wu suspiciously, and opened his mouth to say, "Hey, Wei Gongzi?" ”

"Let's go, let's go in and talk, let's go in and talk!" Wei Wu waved his hand, glared at Du Zongwu, and strode in.

Zhao Bo let the two into the inner room, but the house was also simple and simple, although it was in the animal skin business, there was not a single fur in the whole house.

"Brother Zhao, similar to the lighter shell I made yesterday, how many can you make here in a day?" Wei Wu cocked Erlang's legs, sat on the chair, rubbed his nose and asked.

Zhao Bo was slightly stunned, and then said with a red face: "The small shop is mainly engaged in some animal skin sales and resale business, this processing"

Before he finished speaking, the corners of Wei Wu's mouth twitched slightly, and he gently bowed his head and said: "Brother Zhao, I also know that if you only sell a piece of animal skin here, but you have to keep processing it many times, it is really time-consuming and laborious, and you don't make much money." Then seeing Zhao Bo's confused look, his tone paused slightly, and he squinted his eyes and smiled: "So, Brother Zhao, the lighter I ordered here is based on the quantity!" ”

"Volume-based?" Zhao Bo exclaimed, his eyes rolled in his heart, he already had some vague thoughts, but he was not sure, and still asked nervously: "What is pricing by volume?" ”

Wei Wu shook Erlang's legs that were raised high, and replied nonchalantly: "For every shell of a lighter produced, I will give you money for one." Is this the price the same as yesterday! ”

Zhao Bo's eyes widened, the shell of this lighter is made of very few materials, and the workmanship is extremely simple, Wei Gongzi will give himself a price of five taels of silver per piece. A deer skin is usually sold for seven or eight taels, and the whole deer skin is used to make this lighter shell, how can you say that you can make more than a dozen pieces, he swallowed his saliva, and said in disbelief: "What? Price per piece? Fifth brother, is it the same deerskin shell as yesterday? ”

"It's not!" Wei Wu shook his head, Zhao Bo breathed a sigh of relief, his expression on his face had just returned to normal, but he saw Wei Wu with a serious expression and said: "In the future, just use ordinary cowhide!" ”

"What!" Zhao Bo's body shook suddenly, his eyes widened, and his face was surprised and happy: "Wei, Wei Wei Gongzi!" With ordinary cowhide? ”

Damn, isn't it, could it be that the fifth brother and I suffered a big loss? Why is this Zhao Bo's face so happy? Wei Wuhu looked at Zhao Bo suspiciously, and coughed dryly: "Ahem, it's made of cowhide, this price is just one piece" Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhao Bo's wave of his hand with a shocked face.

"Fifth brother, it is already a great favor that you can give Zhao Bo this price, where does Zhao Bo dare to ask for five taels of silver for each piece? At this price, it's just one tael of silver! ”

I said, "What's going on?" Could it be that Lao Tzu took shit luck and met honest people all day long?

"Well, actually, the cost of this lighter is very low! Or? Think again? Wei Wulao's face turned red, and his voice was embarrassed.

"Fifth brother, there is no need to discuss this matter! You gave Zhao Bo a great favor, Zhao Bo is a businessman who does his duty, where do you dare to ask for more? Zhao Bo shook his head with a firm face, his eyes were full of calm and resolute, obviously admitting death.

Fifth brother, I am simply a lucky star! I found out that I really should go buy a lottery ticket today! Ahem, it's a pity where did the lottery come from in the Tang Dynasty? Wei Wu took out a pen and paper and wrote out the contract on the paper one by one, listing the matters after the cooperation in detail.

"Fifth brother, you look down on me!" Zhao Bo held the contract with trembling hands, his expression was quite annoyed, and he said angrily: "The matters written on this are clearly what I should do, besides, fifth brother, your character, Zhao Bo is extremely convinced, where do you need to sign and draw!" ”

Haha, we're also noble people now! Tsk, where is this mass base, just as close as a fish in water? It's clearly as close as cough cough, hey! Wei Wulao's face was glowing, and he was extraordinarily proud.

But this contract, that must be signed, otherwise, you are not afraid that I will regret it, and I am still afraid that you will regret it, fifth brother! Wei Wu had a kind smile on his face, patted Zhao Bo's shoulder, and said bewildermently: "Hmm! Zhao Bo, do you treat me like a brother? ”

Zhao Bo let out a long breath, bowed his hand and said: "The fifth brother has already become famous in Ezhou, where will he see the top and bottom!" ”

I said, this guy, when it comes to the level of love to turn the horns, it can really be compared to Wu An!

"Hmph, then you just look down on Fifth Brother and me?" Wei Wu snorted coldly, blew his beard and glared, "I have long regarded you as a brother!" You're so alienated from me! ”

Zhao Bo seemed to be annoyed when he saw Wei Wu, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Where does Zhao Bo dare to look down on Fifth Brother!" is ashamed of himself, and he doesn't dare to compare with the fifth brother! ”

"Hmph, I'm just a junior in a grass shop, why are you filthy?" Wei Wu narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhao Bo, then turned his head away, and said coldly: "Do you think that treating me as a brother will insult you?" ”

"It's not!" Zhao Bo was anxious, hurriedly bowed his hand, leaned over and bowed: "Being a brother with the fifth brother is a great blessing for Zhao Bo!" Where do you dare to shirk! ”

Wei Wu's eyes rolled awkwardly, and he suddenly smiled: "I don't know if you have heard a word?" ”

"But I don't know what the fifth brother said?" Zhao Bo asked respectfully.

"Well, this sentence is - brother, settle the account!" Wei Wu let out a long sigh of relief and slowly spoke. His grandmother's, fifth brother, I went around in such a big circle, and finally said this.

Zhao Bo: ""

After finally coercing and seducing Zhao Bo to sign the contract, Wei Wu wiped a cold sweat, and only felt that the degree of excitement and entanglement in talking about the contract with Wu An and Zhao Bo was comparable to those business war movies he had seen in his previous life.

After a lot of hard work, he finally signed the contract, Wei Wu was in a good mood, and led Du Zongwu to find a tavern to sit down, and ate and drank a lot. He took out a charcoal pen and roughly traced a few lines of large characters on the front and back of his treasure lighter. This Du Zongwu, since he was attracted by his treasure brand lighter, he has obeyed Wei Wu's words. After the leopard skin incident that happened today, I became more and more respectful and admired in my heart, and his deference was like treating Wei Wu as a character who was closer than his brother.

Returning to the Yellow Crane Tower again, it was the time of the lantern, Wei Wu hummed a little song and walked leisurely to the Beixie Garden, but saw Xiaohong and Xiaoqiu standing in the corridor and whispering in the corridor.

Wei Wu looked at the two little maids of Yingying Yanyan, shook his head with a distressed face, and thought sadly and angrily in his heart: Originally, Fifth Brother, I didn't want to mess with flowers and grass everywhere, but there was a curse that said-Ask what Lori is in the world, don't tease the heavens and the earth! ”

"Hey, Xiaohong, Xiaoqiu girl! I'm not wrong about Brother Fifth today, right? Wei Wumai walked over and grinned.

"Ahh Xiaohong looked up, but saw that the fifth brother was full of alcohol, and strode towards him with a silver smile on his face, his little face suddenly tightened, and he exclaimed loudly.

Xiaoqiu also turned around, and when she saw that the person who came turned out to be the good manly Wei Wu that Xiaohong said, she looked at him with disgust, but she suddenly heard Xiaohong's scream, and suddenly felt that the person who came was the harmonious Wei Wuge in Pingyu? is clearly a fetish for men, a psychopathic horror demon king! She stood up suddenly, pulled Xiaohong up, turned around and ran, and shouted back at the same time: "You, don't come here!" ”

What's the situation? Could it be that Fifth Brother, my outstanding demeanor has completely disappeared? Wei Wu was dumbfounded, standing in place for a long time before he remembered Xiaohong's casual words in the morning. Damn, this is still worth it? Xiaohong, a dead girl, dares to spread it around? I was terrified, for fear that Xiaohong's mouth would not be tight, and when she saw people, she would spread it around, then, where can I put my little face as the fifth brother!

reacted, but the two maids had already run away, where could they catch up? After experiencing the "humiliating agreement" in the mall, and encountering a crisis of trust at this moment, Wei Wu frowned, and walked towards his small courtyard dejectedly, but his heart was extremely complicated for a while, and he only felt that such a bloody thing could happen to him, which was annoying and funny.

Pushed open the door listlessly, but saw Li Muxin sitting in the room, with a quiet smile on the corner of her mouth, looking at herself with beautiful eyes.

"Huh? Xin'er, it's dark this day, why don't you light the lamp? Wei Wu took advantage of the moonlight to see Li Muxin's gentle appearance, which was really like his wife waiting for her husband to return at night.

This little girl, usually when she sees me, she is fierce and tight, but when she sees this gentle appearance at first glance today, it is also tempting to sin! Wei Wu tried hard to swallow a large mouthful of saliva, but heard Li Muxin laugh and say, "Where are there candles in your house?" How do you tell me to light the lamp? ”

Wei Wufang woke up, it turned out that this candle burned for half a night last night, but it had already burned out, but in this room sitting blindly, especially when there was a smiling and shy beauty next to him called Fifth Brother, how could I bear it?

Wei Wu walked in, casually brought a wooden door to cover the moonlight, and the room suddenly darkened, and for a while, he couldn't see his five fingers.

"Ahem, Xin'er, can you see me?" Wei Wu's heart twitched, the corners of his mouth were soothing, and he reached out to touch Li Muxin

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