Wei Wu looked at Liu Daoxu, who was pale, and asked with a hippie smile: "Good apprentice, what happened?" ”

Liu Daoxu only felt a colic in his heart, gritted his teeth, anyway, he planted it once, and it doesn't matter if he gets embarrassed today, he arched his hand and said: "Wei-Master, this person is so rude, I wanted to buy a leopard skin and find someone to make it into a carpet, and give it to Miss Qiu Niang at the flower ceremony in Ming, but this wicked man insisted that he wanted to buy it first, and he wanted to buy it forcibly from me!" ”

Why did I not let out this leopard skin when you lived or died, it turned out that I wanted to soak your master? You kid, you are a big rebel, you are here as a teacher, and you dare to buy things openly and honestly to make a teacher's mother? Wei Wu pursed his eyebrows, glanced at Liu Daoxu, turned his head to Du Zongwu, and asked, "What's the matter with you?" Didn't you buy a leopard skin yesterday? ”

Du Zongwu glanced at Liu Daoxu, who was full of indignation, with disdain, and said cautiously to Wei Wu: "Fifth brother, this person is your apprentice?" ”

This is the cheap apprentice that I won from the fifth brother, and this apprentice is also willing to gamble and lose. Ahem, but if you dare to covet your master, you're looking for death! Wei Wu frowned and said, "Well, this is the great disciple I just accepted recently!" ”

Du Zongwu's face turned red, and he scratched his head in embarrassment and said: "Fifth brother, you also know, I was going to buy a leopard skin yesterday but then I forgot about it, and today I want to buy it, so I saw this, uh, this apprentice of yours is one step ahead of me!" ”

Feelings, are you forcing you to buy? Lao Sun is thick and fine, you are a pure master - thick and thicker! Wei Wu's impression of Du Zongwu was immediately very good, this Du Zongwu is simply a child's surname, fifth brother, I can seduce him with a lighter and respect me so much?

A lewd smile like child abduction floated on Wei Wu's face: "Ahem, this Zongwu!" You didn't buy it yesterday, but you didn't make a deposit! I was bought by someone else today, but I regret it? ”

Du Zongwu blushed and nodded awkwardly in response: "I, I regret dying!" I waited seven or eight days for this leopard skin! Alas, I've always wanted to make a leopard skin cuirass, look how majestic! Then he rolled his eyes and said with a sneer: "Fifth brother, since this person is your disciple, you can ask him to give it to me."

Wei Wu suddenly became entangled, neither wanting Liu Daoxu to take a beast skin to soak his master, but also not wanting Du Zongwuqiang to buy it

Is Lao Tzu on the side of justice, or is he standing on Wei Wu's eyes, he patted Liu Daoxu's shoulder with a smile and said, "Well, cough cough, good apprentice, I will teach you another hand today!" ”

Liu Daoxu's eyes widened, when did you teach me? What does it mean to teach me another hand? He opened his mouth and wondered, "I don't know what Master wants to teach me today?" ”

"Ahem, once you are a teacher, you will be a father for life! Today I will teach you how to find a daughter-in-law for me" Wei Wu said two sentences with an unfathomable face, but suddenly said something out of his mouth, and hurriedly changed his words: "Ahem, no, today I will teach you how to find a daughter-in-law for yourself!" ”

Liu Daoxu had long heard that the first Oiran in Furong Tower was a heavenly immortal who had descended to the mortal world, and he had asked to see him several times, but he had never passed Li Qiuniang's four checkpoints because he couldn't understand the rhythm. Today, I received an invitation to the Flower Winning Conference, and I heard that Miss Qiu Niang will personally appear to select a young talent to spend a good night together, as the first talent in Ezhou, naturally there is a great chance, it is a surprise, but I listened to the opinion of a family: buy the fur of the beast to make a carpet and send it to Miss Qiu Niang.

This Liu Daoxu became an article at the age of five, and at the age of ten he went to Chang'an to study as a teacher, and he studied poetry and books for more than ten years. At this moment, when he heard that Wei Wu seemed to be teaching himself the experience of winning the peace of mind of the beauties, where would he let it go, he hurriedly looked at Wei Wu with a teachable face, bowed his hand, respectfully saluted Wei Wuxing, and said sincerely: "Please also ask Master to teach Dao Xu!" ”

Hmph, when it comes to bubble girls, Lao Tzu can not only be your master, but also be your master, ancestor! "This pickle girl, cough cough, is this pursuing beauty! In fact, it is also easy, and one of the most important parts is to do what he likes! Wei Wu shook his head and explained in an unfathomable manner.

Wei Wu saw Liu Daoxu's contemplative and teachable face, and nodded with satisfaction: "Can you just hear that this strong man likes leopard skins very much?" ”

"Hear me!" Liu Daoxu nodded, but he didn't know what Wei Wu meant, and opened his mouth to say, "However, this leopard skin was bought by the apprentice first!" ”

You can't teach your children! I'm still the first genius in Ezhou! What Lao Tzu said is a little more subtle, you can't understand it? Wei Wu glanced at Liu Daoxu with disdain, and said in a kind way: "Do you think that the things that this strong man likes are the same as the things you like?" ”

"Naturally different!" Liu Daoxu's face instantly turned proud, obviously dissatisfied with comparing himself with this arrogant and stunned strong man: "Daoxu has been reading poetry and books since he was a child, and what he likes is poetry, calligraphy and painting, where is what a rural villager like him can appreciate?" ”

"** is the country man!" Du Zongwu rolled up his sleeves and shouted angrily.

I said, Lao Tzu is helping you, you fool! Wei Wu hurriedly waved his hand, stopped Du Zongwu, and continued to lure Liu Daoxu step by step: "Then do you think Miss Qiu Niang, a fairy-like person, likes to be like this kind of reckless man?" Speaking of the word "same", Wei Wuyi raised his eyebrows and accentuated his tone.

"What kind of person is Miss Qiu Niang, how could it be" Liu Daoxu replied casually, suddenly his eyes rolled, he bowed to the ground suddenly, and kowtowed respectfully to Wei Wuyi, his voice was full of gratitude, and he said with admiration: "Thank you Master for your advice!" Doxu got it! ”

You kid only now understands that it's really a shame for Master and my people! I said, Lao Tzu is not dead yet, what are you kowtowing?

Wei Wuyi helped Liu Daoxu up, and said with an unfathomable face: "Apprentice, being a teacher is not limited to the number of etiquette, but in the future, such vulgar etiquette is not allowed to be done again!" ”

Liu Daoxu stood up, and suddenly felt that losing to this Wei Wu in public was not necessarily a bad thing, his master, he was really a hermit master! Thinking of all the legends that everyone talked about, I was suddenly convinced of this master, and I only felt that I was really fortunate to be able to worship such a talented and knowledgeable master in my third life!

"Then I have to teach the master, and the disciple is convinced!" Liu Daoxu shook it to the end, said respectfully, and then showed joy on his face, only thinking that the reckless man who had just grabbed the leopard skin with himself was also a lot cuter, and glanced at the reckless man who was stunned and didn't know what was going on, turned back to his entourage and smiled and ordered: "Wang Chen, quickly send this leopard skin to this strong man!" ”

Liu Daoxu's entourage was naturally not stupid, and he also understood what Wei Wu said, and picked up the package containing the leopard skin and walked to Du Zongwu to hand it to him. Du Zongwu waved his hand violently, opened his mouth and snorted coldly: "Hmph, what do you mean? You won't sell it if I want to buy it just now, why will you send it to me directly at this time? My father often said that if you have nothing to do, you will be a thief! ”

This Du Zongwu is really cute, Wei Wu almost laughed out loud, his old face was red, and explained: "Well, Zongwu, you can accept it!" Don't worry, there is absolutely no annihilation and no theft, don't you still believe in my character? ”

Du Zongwu looked at Liu Daoxu suspiciously, hugged the leopard skin, and opened his mouth to say, "Hmph, you gave it to me!" Your master is present to testify, you can't say that you will regret it and come to me again to ask for it! ”

Liu Daoxu shook the folding fan and said with a slight smile: "Don't worry, the things sent by Liu will naturally not be recovered!" ”

Alas, pity my apprentice, if he really saw that little vixen, wouldn't he be treated as a monkey? Played alive and dead! Thinking of this, Wei Wu's heart suddenly felt a lot more relieved, cough cough, square eyes of the world, except for the fifth brother and me, who else can control her eccentric surname?

"Good apprentice, I will give you another word for the teacher, you listen to it - Miss Qiu Niang's four levels are qin, chess, calligraphy and painting!" The five old gods of Wei stood in their hands, staring into the distance, deep and deep.

"Qinqi, calligraphy and painting!" Liu Daoxu muttered a repeat, then his face was flushed, and he hurriedly said goodbye to Wei Wu, leading the two entourages to leave in a hurry.

"Fifth brother? This Liu Daoxu really doesn't want to go back? Du Zongwu tightly exposed the package in his arms, but saw that Liu Daoxu was full of interest, and led the person away with great antigence, he wondered in his heart, and asked hesitantly.

Wei Wu nodded with a smile: "That's natural, don't you believe in my character, Fifth Brother?" Du Zongwu frowned and thought about it carefully, but he didn't think that there was anything wrong with the character of Wei Wu, but he was still not at ease, after all, it was a matter of more than a hundred taels of silver, and he was puzzled: "But, why?" He's going to give this to me? Wei Wu let out a long sigh, looked at Du Zongwu with a naïve face thoughtfully, turned his eyes into the distance, and said deeply: "You are still young, when you grow up, you will understand!" Du Zongwu was dumbfounded, this fifth brother looks a few years older than me, why do you say I'm still young? was about to open his mouth and continue to ask the bottom of the matter, but saw Wei Wu grinning: "Go, Zongwu, follow me to find Zhao Bo to talk about cooperation!" "Cooperation? What cooperation? Could it be that you want to do a leather business? Du Zongwu's eyes rolled, and he thought he was smart. Alas, this kid is so stupid that he can't be helped! Alas, if your kid has half the IQ of the fifth brother and me, it is enough for you to dominate the world The fifth brother shook his head and sighed secretly, but he didn't answer him, turned around and walked towards the cobbler's shop. Before the two of them arrived at the door of the cobbler's shop, Du Zongwu opened his mouth and shouted: "Hey, Zhao Bo, the fifth brother is here!" Wei Wu looked at Du Zongwu dumbfounded, and only felt that if the emperor Lao'er brought such a eunuch, no matter where he went, the eunuch opened his mouth and said in a rough voice: "Hey, the emperor has arrived!" Why don't you come out and catch the car quickly? "This voice can directly scare people's souls away!

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