659, Lantern Battle [2/2]
—— Actually, Sun Yu himself has a solution, but it's not clear yet. His idea was that after cracking the original code of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", he would rewrite the program about "Gun God".
With years of experience in studying robot programming languages, he can be sure that there is a conditional judgment statement in the core program of "Gun God", first to judge whether it is attached to a gun, and then to judge whether the gun is in the hands of a person, and then to judge whether this person is its owner, when all the conditions are met, Tong Yuan can come out.
What he has to do is just to destroy this condition, so that Tong Yuan can directly enter the body of a vegetative person without the help of a gun or recognize the master, and control that body to get a new life.
With this idea as a backing, he didn't mind that the soft girl temporarily gave half of her life to Tong Yuan, anyway, it wouldn't take a few years to break the super authority by himself, and the time for the soft girl to sacrifice was only half of these years.
After the world calmed down, I also cracked the program, and when the time came, I just found a vegetative person, and let Tong Yuan come out of the soft girl's body and attach it to the vegetative man, and it was simply done! The soft girl can be restored to a complete soft girl, and Tong Yuan has also become a Tong Yuan who reads. You can even expand this matter, and you have to wait for the horned girl to save herself, as well as the arrogant Qinghong Sword...... At the end of the day, as long as you crack the program, you have the ability to solve all problems! It is even possible to change the female surname limited to the martial arts nanobot to "Sun Yu", and then the world will be invincible.
"Miss Zhuge , you are worried about this matter, I will solve it." Sun Yu couldn't say anything about the program, so he had to be vague.
But Zhuge Liang made a special trip to drag the time, so he naturally refused to relax, and twisted Sun Yudong and pulled up: "Seeking the truth, I heard that you are going to find a small building with red lanterns tonight." ”
"Huh?" Sun Yu's old face was slightly red: "How do you know about this?" ”
The female hooligan smiled evilly: "Huang Yueying and I know each other very well, of course this kind of thing will not be hidden from me." ”
"Ugh!" Sun Yu Khan.
The rascal continued to laugh and said, "She asked me to pass you a message...... Once you're in her little building, don't use your night vision. ”
"Why?" Sun Yu Daqi.
"Are you stupid? Why do women ask to turn off the lights when they are making out? Shy! The female hooligan said seriously: "Now everyone knows that you have a martial arts skill like 'night attack', and you can also see things at night, the women are very uneasy, and they used to hide their shyness by using the night, what should I do now?" ”
"Oh, I see." Sun Yu is very machismo, and since the women are shy, he generously said: "Okay, I promise her that I will never use night vision." ”
In fact, touching a woman's bed with a black light is also a kind of fun, and you don't need to use night vision, it's not a big problem! Sun Yu is still good in this regard.
During the time when the two were chatting and arguing, the backyard of Liu Zhang's mansion had already entered a state of first-level combat readiness! Wen Qing's sister gave this battle a nice code name for the operation, which was called "Lantern Battle".
At this time, the florist girl Liu Zhang had already washed herself white, made it fragrant, lying on the bed surrounded by flowers, quietly waiting for Sun Yu to pamper her, her cronie Wenchen The big-headed beauty queen was tired, and held up a lovely red lantern in front of the small building.
As for Zhang Ren, another cronie and long-legged girl, she wore a black night coat and quietly got into the flowers, wanting to steal Huang Yueying's lantern, and if she couldn't steal it, she would rob it, anyway, for the sake of her lord, the long-legged girl could be dead or shameless. In her opinion, Huang Yueying's combat effectiveness is not strong, and it should be no problem to snatch the lantern by herself.
Zhang Ren sneaked around in the flowers for a while, in order to make it easier, Liu Zhang had deliberately dispersed all the maids in the backyard, and the backyard of Liu Zhang's house tonight was basically unguarded.
Soon, Zhang Ren found that there was a red lantern hanging in front of a small building in front of him, and the soft red light looked very conspicuous at night.
"Huh? I remember that this building is not where Huang Yueying lives. "The long-legged girl is wonderful, but she doesn't hesitate, I don't care where you live, since there is a lantern hanging here, then it can be regarded as where Huang Yueying lives, in short, this lantern must be removed.
The long-legged girl sneaked under the lantern and was about to reach out to pick it, when suddenly the figure in the flowers next to her shook, and another person wearing a black night suit appeared. The two of them spotted each other at the same time, and they all shook their heads, and then they both reacted, quickly took a step back, and each took out their weapons in their hands.
"Are you Xu Huang?" The long-legged girl was shocked.
"Are you Zhang Ren?" Niu B's sister was also shocked.
"Why are you here to pick up this lantern?" The two asked the question almost simultaneously.
"I'll help my lord ......" The long-legged girl said this sentence in the spirit of the bright and upright temperament that everything must be said to others. It's a pity that she is wearing a night suit, she looks sneaky, and her bearing is not very sufficient.
Xu Huangniu snorted coaxingly: "Xunzhen and I have been married for a long time, it's not uncommon to see this lantern, tonight I'm here to help my old friend Mi Zhu." "It turns out that Xu Huang and the Mi family had a friendship as early as Xuzhou, and this time the lantern snatching, the Mi family did not have a military general, so they had to ask Xu Huang to help, and she naturally agreed.
The long-legged girl doesn't know how Mi Zhu knows about the lantern, and now she doesn't bother to ask, in a word: Hit!
Although the goal of both of them is to remove the lantern in front of this small building, the same goal does not mean that the two of them are allies, on the contrary, they are obviously enemies, and after taking off this lantern, they must also take off each other's lanterns.
"Gun King" and "Axe King", the two groups of golden characters jumped up, neither of them made a sound, for fear of alarming the owner of this hut, but the movements of both did not hesitate, Xuanhua axe and iron gun instantly intertwined, flooding with a melody of light and shadow.
But this action was too big after all, the people in the house were obviously alarmed, the door of the small building was pushed open from the inside with a bang, and the serious girl Zhang He walked out with a frown, this is her small building!
She is more honest and honest, and she doesn't want to compete with other women to make Sun Yu embarrassed, so she only hung a lantern in front of her house, and she didn't think about picking someone else's, but she didn't expect someone to come to deal with her...... Zhang He saw that the two of them were fighting at the door, and shouted: "How can this be reasonable." ”
The word "high-spirited" jumped on the top of her head, and the serious girl shook the iron gun and joined in, and the three of them mixed together to fight, among which Zhang Ren's martial arts were the most powerful, but the three-way melee, as long as she had the advantage, the other two would join forces invisibly, and as a result, the three of them were entangled, and they couldn't tell the winner for a long time.
This side is playing lively, and the other side is not calm.
Huang Yueying's small building also came to the uninvited guest, it turned out to be Liu Xun, she is Liu Huan's sister, and she also came to help Liu Huan deal with other people's lanterns, as for Liu Huan herself, she looked at her own lanterns at home.
When Liu Xun touched the front of Huang Yueying's building, there was no one here, she was proud, she thought she had a plan, she rushed up and stretched out her hand to pick up the lantern, but she didn't expect to hear a gurgling sound in her ears, and four fishing nets covered her from the front, back, left and right, and suddenly netted her like a fish. It turned out that Huang Yueying was not a fool, when she saw that the women in the courtyard were preparing lanterns, she knew that the news had leaked, although she didn't have any combat effectiveness, she knew how to learn from the mechanism, so she used the mechanism to protect her lantern.
On the other side, Bian Xi and Hu Ban joined forces, guarding a red lantern to death, Bian Xi's sister knew that her combat power was low, and her popularity was not enough, so she had to find Hu Ban to help her, if the Yellow Turban Triumvirate was here, Bian Xi might be able to ask the Big Three for help, but the Big Three were stationed in Jingzhou, and the combat power of the Yellow Turban in Chengdu was really not good.
The two didn't dare to grab other people's lanterns, so they had to guard their own.
However, these two poor girls were soon oppressed by the "huge dark forces", and a group of rats attacked in the dark, scaring Bian Xi and Hu Ban into embarrassment, not to mention the lanterns, even Xiaolou didn't dare to ask for it, it turned out that it was the Southern Barbarian King Meng Huo who helped her sister Zhu Rong deal with people.
The most united people in the courtyard are the Jiangdong girls, Zhuge Liang also revealed the matter of the lantern to the Jiangdong envoys, intentionally or unintentionally, and the Jiangdong girls at this time are also going all out.
Zhang Zhao...... You are a civil official, don't go out to fight, you and Huang Gai are at home to take care of our lanterns. Sun Shangxiang snorted: "My combat power is the strongest, I took Zu Mao out to rob others." ”
Sun Shangxiang and Zu Mao walked out of their small building and groped forward for a while, but not far in front of them was Xia Houlan's room, and at this time there was also a red lantern hanging in front of the small building.
The two discussed with each other, and they both felt that Xia Houlan was a soft persimmon, which was easy to pinch, and it was not bad to start with Xia Houlan first.
"Xiao Ji" and "Double Knife" used their martial arts skills to pounce on Xiahou Lan's lantern at the same time.
Unexpectedly, Xun You and Xun Yu in front of Xiahoulan's small building have been waiting for a long time, although Xiahoulan's own combat effectiveness is extremely poor, but she is a member of the Cao family, and all the Cao family generals who are currently guest generals in the Gongsun Army are on Xiahoulan's side.
Seeing Jiangdong's sister pounce on her, Xun Yu sneered: "I know that you Jiangdong people are uneasy and kind, do you want to win over Sun Xunzhen in front of our Cao Army?" Look at the moves! ”
The two rows of golden characters "Shengdong" and "Hitting the West" lit up at the same time.
Sun Shangxiang and Zu Mao both shook their heads, turned around at the same time, one ran towards the east and the other towards the west.
"Hmph, there is no reliable one in Jiangdong, how can we Cao Jun be powerful." Xun Yu said proudly.
Xun Yu thought deeply about this: "Just rely on these gangsters in Jiangdong, don't want to take the lantern from us." Lord Guo Jia went to pick up other people's lanterns, and he must have caught them, and Sun Xunzhen must have to spend ** with our general Xiahoulan tonight, haha. ”
This is by no means arrogant, in fact, where Guo Jia passed, the girls fell to the ground one after another, no one can still stand normally under her "jealousy and ghost scheme", isn't it a piece of cake to grab a few lanterns?
The whole backyard was smoky and chaotic, but the girls all bit their lips and didn't make a sound, and in the dark and quiet night, there was only the occasional sound of beating sticks.
(To be continued)