658, female hooligan playing hooligan [1/2]

—— Diao Chan took Lu Bu to the backyard, and the girl prepared a delicate small wooden building for them, the wooden building has two floors, and there is only one room on each floor, which is very elegant. For the sake of safety, the two sisters let Diao Chan live in a hut on the second floor, and Lu Bu lived on the first floor.

This arrangement is obviously not completely at ease with Gongsun Jun, because Diao Chan's combat effectiveness is poor, especially when she encounters a woman, she can't deal with it at all, and Gongsun Jun can kill her even if he sends a red general, so let the invincible Lu Bu live on the first floor, then Diao Chan on the second floor will be safe and worry-free.

However, such precautions are also superfluous, in fact, no one in the whole world will dare to deal with Diao Chan, aren't you afraid that Lu Bu will ride a pegasus to chase and kill all over the world?

After the two sisters put their luggage, they took a walk in the garden, I have to say that the back garden of Liu Zhang's mansion is really beautiful, full of flowers everywhere, the air is filled with a strong fragrance of flowers, it is already summer, there is a saying that "bright as summer flowers", which means that the summer flowers bloom unscrupulously and gorgeously.

Diao Chan is a graceful woman, so she naturally likes flowers very much, but Lu Bu doesn't like flowers very much, but her sister likes them, so she has to take a hard look at them.

Fortunately, little Zhao Yun came in time: "Bubu, come with me to play." Xiaotong, Xiaoxu, Xiao...... There are also a lot of friends playing games together, so come too. ”

Lu Bu was overjoyed, it was obviously better to play with the children than to accompany her sister to see the flowers, and she ran away with the little Zhao Yun without hesitation.

Diao Chan didn't stop her, there were no lolita-type generals in Dong Zhuo's army, so Lu Bu had no friends, a lonely and pitiful person, she could find a group of friends here in Gongsun Jun, she was actually very happy to be a sister, and even faintly wanted to stay here for a few more days.

She walked around alone for a while, and was curious to find that the women in the backyard seemed to be preparing red lanterns. For example, just now she passed by Bian Xi and saw Bian Xi holding some bamboo strips and red silk cloth in his hand, which were obviously used to tie lanterns. After walking a few steps, I saw that the high-hat woman Chen Gong was also holding the same thing in her hand. After walking a few more steps, Tian Feng sneakily passed by, holding these few things in his hand.

Hey? It's really strange, what are the women of Gongsun Jun doing? It's not the Lantern Festival now, why are there so many red lanterns?

As soon as she thought of this, the female hooligan Zhuge Liang magically appeared beside her, and said with a grin: "Diao Chan girl, are you wondering why the people of our army are wearing lanterns?" ”

Diao Chan nodded.

Zhuge Liang lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "This is a prop used by Sun Xunzhen's women to compete for favor, every night, whoever has more red lanterns hanging under the eaves, Xunzhen will go to someone's small building to spend the night." ”

"Huh?" Diao Chan's face suddenly turned red: "...... You guys...... Good life. ”

"Tsk, how can this be called Yinmi?" Zhuge Liang said: "Men love women, even if the old master Confucius is inevitable, I kindly remind you, I am afraid that you don't know this custom, and you hang the lantern by mistake at night." You must be careful not to hang lanterns in front of your small building at night, so as not to break into your small building by mistake. ”

Diao Chan blushed and nodded desperately: "I must not hang...... Absolutely not. ”

"Well, I got the word on." Zhuge Liang shook the goose feather fan and said: "If you hang the lantern, you will express your hope that Xunzhen will go to your small building to spend the night, and when the time comes, it will not be his fault if he accidentally breaks into your small building." ”

Diao Chan said angrily: "Don't worry, I will never hang the lantern, if I really hang it, of course I won't blame Sun Yu for trespassing." ”

Zhuge Liang smiled evilly: "Okay, it's okay if you don't hang, I'll ...... go."

The female hooligan walked around with a wicked smile, then suddenly turned a corner, walked around the garden a few times, and mixed into the group of little loli who were playing hide and seek. At this time, Xiao Zhao Yun, Xiao Chen arrived, Xiao Pang Tong, and Xiao Xu Yu ...... And little Lu Bu is playing happily in the garden. The game of hide and seek must be quiet, and it is exactly the best fit for Lu Bu, and she has a lot of fun.

Zhuge Liang sneakily appeared beside Lu Bu and said in a low voice: "General Lu...... Have fun playing hide and seek? ”

"Hmm!"

"There's a fun game tonight, it's also very quiet and fun, do you want to play together?" Zhuge Liang smiled evilly.

"Of course!"

"Let's play the game of grabbing lanterns tonight, the game is to go to other people's small buildings to snatch each other's lanterns, hang them in front of their own small buildings, whoever grabs the most lanterns is the winner." Zhuge Liang sneered: "The winner will be respected by all the children, and there will be a commemorative prize." ”

Lu Bu is overjoyed!

"Okay, I see, I'll go grab the lantern tonight." Lu Bu said very seriously: "When I seriously grab something, no one can stop it, but ...... If I use my martial arts skills to grab the lantern, will everyone be angry? ”

Zhuge Liang grinned and said: "Don't be angry, but you have to be quiet, don't make too much trouble, it's not good to make noise until your sister sleeps, so you'd better wait for your sister to fall asleep before robbing it." ”

Lu Bu nodded and said, "You're right, Bubu is a good boy, he won't make my sister sleep, I'll wait for her to fall asleep before going." ”

"Oh, that's good, remember not to rush back to sleep after grabbing all the lanterns, come to me first, I'm the judge of this game, I have to see the lanterns you grabbed to win." Zhuge Liang finally dug a pit so that Lu Bu would not be in a hurry to go back to the small building, so as to give someone time to do evil.

In fact, Zhuge Liang first spoofed the hanging lanterns, just out of his rogue nature, but Lu Bu and Diao Chan just hit the door at this moment, and she had this ghost idea. First use words to trap Diao Chan, so that even if she suffers a loss, she can only admit that she is unlucky, and then coax Lu Bu to grab the lantern, so that it is basically arranged.

The night is not destined to be peaceful!

The party Sun Yu didn't know that the female hooligan was already making trouble, he was studying the program in his small room, and recently, he had a deeper understanding of the new programming language, and the program was finally useful. Although he was blocked by the virtual color robot for dozens of IPs in a row and closed the small black room several times, he found that his program was more and more able to integrate with the program of the virtual color robot.

It seems that cracking the most basic user rights is just around the corner of the road.

In fact, any mature game system, there will not be only one kind of user, it must be divided into many levels, for example, ordinary players are the most primary, and there will be "customer service GM" permissions above the players, which often only have the right to make announcements and deal with player questions.

On top of this, there will be a "standing GM".,You can refresh NPC.,Wild monsters.,Boss.,Solve the card machine and the like.。

On top of that, there is the "Super GM", which can re-modify the game parameters and adjust the caste of all skills, to this point, it is easy to modify the ability of the general's skills.

Of course, this is just the permission classification that Sun Yu came up with according to the concept of the 21st century, maybe there will be more and more detailed classifications in the future, and the game "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" may not be divided according to this idea. But it doesn't matter, as long as he can get the minimum permission, it means that his programming idea is right, and getting super permission is just around the corner.

Sun Yu was a little absent-minded when he first started to study programming, thinking about looking for red lanterns at night, and he was a little distracted, but once he got into the world of programming languages, his heart calmed down and sank into the world of code wholeheartedly.

Soon it was dark, looking at the dark night sky outside, Sun Yu's heart fluttered, hey, it's time to attack! Coarse grain girl, I'm coming to you for the little building with the red lantern hanging, hehehe.

Sun Yu was about to go out, but when he saw a figure flashing by the door, the female hooligan Zhuge Liang walked in with a goose feather fan.

I'm dizzy, buddy, I'm going out to have a tryst with a beautiful woman, what are you hooligan doing here? Sun Yu was very unhappy.

Zhuge Liang was dressed in a Taoist robe, shook his head and said: "Looking for the truth, what are you doing in a hurry to go out in the middle of the night?" Don't worry, I'm here to talk to you about something. "It turns out that she is here to delay time, now that it is just dark, after the girls hang out the lanterns, they have to coax again, if Sun Yu goes out at this time, she will see the farce of several women fighting for lanterns, she must block Sun Yu in the house, so that Lu Bu has time to grab the lanterns.

"What's the other day? I'm busy. "Sun Yu Khan.

Zhuge Liang saw him with an absent-minded look, and couldn't help but smile secretly, men, thinking that there are beautiful women waiting for themselves in bed in vain, it's almost like this, it is impossible to keep a man without a topic of weight at this time. She smiled and said, "I'm going to talk to you about the lord." ”

"Soft girl?" Sun Yu's expression was immediately solemn when he heard this, the matter related to the soft girl was Sun Yu's top priority, and the color heart immediately flew outside the nine nights. Even if there are a hundred beauties stripped naked and standing in front of Sun Yu, it is not as important as a soft girl. He hurriedly collected his mind and listened carefully to Zhuge Liang's words.

The female hooligan said seriously: "Seeking the truth, is it appropriate for you to let Tong Yuan occupy half of the lord's body?" ”

"Uh...... It's not too suitable, so it's too much sacrifice for a soft girl. Sun Yu said honestly: "But this is what the soft girl herself requested, she thinks it is happier this way, and I can't stop it." In our Yanjing Village, men and women are equal, and although husbands and wives can influence each other, they must respect each other's opinions when it comes to major decisions. ”

The female rascal shrugged: "I have a way to let the lord regain complete control over the entire body at any time." ”

"Oh?"

The female hooligan smiled: "When the world is calmed down, the lord no longer needs to borrow the power of the 'gun god', just smash the gentian gun!" ”

Sun Yu: "......"

Faint to death, this method works a fart! Smash the gentian gun, God knows where Tong Yuan will fly, if he flies into an ancient tomb and stays in it for hundreds of years and thousands of years and can't be unearthed, how sad is that?

(To be continued)