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The studio is boiling!

Although the party has only started for a while, both the TV ratings and the number of viewers on the online platform have made history, and the data is still slowly climbing!

"Attention ...... departments"

The director picked up the walkie-talkie and commanded seriously!

He secretly vowed that he must go all out tonight and strive to hold a New Year poetry party that can create history!

After coordinating the work between various departments, he immediately found the director of Xijing Satellite TV: "Director, our poetry meeting tonight has now created history, whether it is TV ratings or the number of viewers on the online platform......"

"Really?" The director stood up at once, and his eyes lit up like a little sun!

"Director, it's true!"

"That's great!" The director walked around excitedly, and after a while, he turned on the TV and watched the show himself: "Is tonight's poetry meeting really different from previous years?" ”

He wanted to see it for himself, analyze it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

On stage!

The poem will continue!

Su Qin looked at Li Sisi and said, "Miss Sisi, I have already chanted two poems in a row just now, should you also say a little bit, poets are everywhere, poetry is in our lives, you won't be without poetry, right?" ”

Li Sisi smiled: "Of course I have preparations, but I need you to complete it with me, how about it?" ”

"Okay!"

"I want to recite a long poem called "Singing the Motherland"!" Li Sisi said.

"Singing about the motherland? This poem is good! It's a great idea to use this long poem as the beginning of our poetry meeting tonight! ”

"Alright, then here we go!"

"Hmm!"

The two hostesses walked over lightly and gave Su Qin and Li Sisi a red book respectively!

However, whether on the Internet or on the spot, when many viewers heard that Su Qin and Li Si were going to recite the long poem "Singing the Motherland", their willingness to watch suddenly declined!

"Why is this set again!"

"Yes, I have to sing the motherland every year, and I have long been tired of it!"

"Alas, I didn't look at it, let's watch the action blockbuster on the bed!"

Netizens complained one after another.

However, at this moment, I only heard Su Qin's thunderous voice suddenly sound:

"I love my country

The river is rushing

The mountains are majestic! ”

Everyone has long been familiar with this poem, and it must be learned in elementary school, junior high school, and high school, and it is required to be memorized.

Many netizens or the audience at the scene can reach the point of conditioned reflex for this poem!

"Why do I think this sentence recited by Su Qin is weird!" Someone frowned.

Soon, the second sentence began!

"I praise my motherland

Beautiful scenery

Energetic ....."

Li Sisi recites the second sentence!

But everyone's eyes are getting more and more weird, and many viewers at the scene look at me, I look at you, and they all seem to want to laugh!

"Ah, my homeland

Broad-minded

Strong character

The fragrance of grains wafts through

The Four Seasons Are Like ....."

When this sentence came out, many viewers at the scene, as well as netizens on the Internet, finally understood what was going on!

Li Sisi and Su Qin recited this long poem in dialect!

And not in one dialect, in one dialect for every sentence!

Some dialects are not very good, but once some dialects are spoken, it is impossible not to laugh!

Reciting this song "Singing the Motherland" in dialect, an inexplicable sense of joy suddenly came fiercely, and everyone couldn't help laughing.

The funniest thing is that on the stage, both Su Qin and Li Sisi are serious and extremely serious!

The laughter created by such a huge contrast is really impressive!

Rumble!

Many viewers at the scene laughed again!

On the Internet, netizens directly fried the pot!

"Oh my God! Poetry can also be played like this! ”

"Awesome! Awesome! These two hosts are amazing! A match made in heaven! What a match made in heaven for these two people's performances! ”

"Hahahaha, that's so interesting!"

Soon, some netizens launched an initiative: "Brothers, let's also chant a few words, in our own dialect, how about it?" ”

"Okay!"

"I support it with both hands!"

"I'll come first, I'll come first, I'm from the northern part of Halu, let's listen to our Halu version of singing the motherland first......"

Netizens made a fuss, and many viewers at the scene also laughed from ear to ear, but some novelists, poets, essayists, art critics, and so on sitting at the front of the scene, their faces were not so good-looking!

"How can this be!" Some people are secretly dissatisfied.

"It's a waste of classic culture!" Someone was indignant.

"How can you let this kind of person be the host!" Someone looked up to the sky and sighed.

However, although everyone is indignant in their hearts, they are just lamenting a few times in their hearts, for the sake of ratings, the annual poetry club will make various reforms and attempts, and they can understand it, but this year's way....... Alas..... It's really a bit of a waste of traditional culture!

After the recitation of this long poem, the New Year poetry meeting has finally entered the theme!

These are all warm-ups, and what begins below is the real poetry meeting.

I only heard Li Sisi say in a very warm voice: "Friends from the audience in front of the TV and at the scene, below, we have officially entered today's poetry meeting." ”

A certain poet stabbed an old artist and poet Liu Guodong next to him: "Liu Lao, it's time for you to take the stage in a while, you must not keep it tonight, you must take out your highest-level poems!" ”

"Don't worry, I will, I won't let that kid Su Qin lower the level of the entire poetry club!" The old man said seriously.

As is customary, the first poem of a poetry club is usually recited by a host with a literary background.

The two hosts of tonight, Li Sisi and Su Qin, only Su Qin has a literary background, so there is no doubt that the opening poem will definitely be recited by Su Qin, and, according to the convention, it is generally recited by his own poems!

But the level that Su Qin showed just now was .....

That's also called poetry?

"Ah, the sea, you're all water?"

Is this also called poetry?

So, there is no doubt that the standard of the first poem must be quite low!

Obviously, ordinary people and netizens must also think that the level of the whole poetry meeting is also at this level, which is obviously unacceptable to the artists, poets, and literary critics here!

The opening talk show just now, everyone gritted their teeth and could bear it, because everyone understands that it is a joke, for the sake of ratings, some sacrifices are necessary, but the next ones everyone can't ignore it, the outside world evaluates whether a poetry club is doing well, in addition to watching the ratings, the level of the poems recited for a while is also an important indicator!

The purpose of Su Qin's coming to preside over this poetry meeting tonight has been seen by everyone, he is here to be funny, responsible for the ratings, and now, the ratings may be higher, but it will be the opening work for a while..... But that's a problem!

So, everyone has to work hard! You have to use the high score in the back to pull up the low score of the first appearance!

The sixty-nine-year-old veteran poet took a deep breath and tried to brew the emotions in his heart.

The second one is his time to play, it's conventional!

"Don't be idle, think about it, take out your best poems, don't hide them, otherwise, the common people will think that we people only have the level of Su Qin!" The old man whispered.

"Okay."

"Don't worry, Elder Liu, we won't leave our hands!"

"We're going to do our best!"

Everyone passed on the words of the old man Liu Guodong to the people around them one after another, and then carefully told each other: "You must come up with the best poems, otherwise the overall level of tonight's poetry meeting may be lowered!" ”