Chapter 111: Ah, the sea, you're all water
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Poof!
Li Sisi couldn't help but laugh, and smiled: "Oh, it turns out that you are really very non-famous, I don't even know, you really shouldn't be!" ”
She is one meter seven tall, slender figure, beautiful face, smiling at the moment, suddenly like a rose blooming, amorous, beautiful to the extreme, many male viewers in front of the TV and at the scene are about to drool when they see it directly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Li Sisi is so beautiful!"
"Goddess! Sisi will be my goddess from today onwards! ”
Many girls are also amazed by Li Sisi's beauty at the moment, everyone is the same kind of creature, and there is a sensitivity to beauty that men can't detect, at this moment, everyone feels that Li Sisi's temperament seems to have changed suddenly, and many potential traits in her body seem to be stimulated at once!
Some girls with vicious eyes have already discovered the clue: "This is what Su Qin brought him!" This is definitely what Su Qin brought him! ”
Even Bai Jie couldn't believe it: "This-this can't be true, right?" Li Sisi is so radiant? ”
She is well-informed, intelligent and keen, and naturally understands that there is actually a mutually promoting relationship between the two partners, for example, if one party's skills are very good, then the other party's performance must be better than usual, of course, there is a premise for this!
Bai Jie knew that at this moment, Li Sisi belonged to the category of extraordinary performance!
But it stands to reason that Su Qin should be completely shrouded by Li Sisi's aura tonight!
But that's fine, so she can rest assured.
"I found out today that she is also a little perverted woman!" Bai Jie pouted secretly.
The poem will continue!
Su Qin smiled and said: "Actually, I understand, when I appeared on this stage, many people were surprised, and everyone didn't understand.
Miss Li Sisi, as everyone knows, the famous beautiful host of the empire, it is natural for her to appear here.
But how could I, a non-famous host, be standing here? ”
"Why?" Li Sisi asked with a smile.
She had been completely brought into his rhythm by Su Qin, and she didn't even know it!
"Actually, this is a far-sighted and very meaningful arrangement by the leadership!" Su Qin said.
Huh――
Hearing this, many people secretly pouted!
"Is that okay?" Someone mocked.
"Failure! What a failure! The previous excellence was ruined by this sentence! "Many people secretly regret it!
But Su Qin still continued: "The superiors arranged me here, in fact, they want to tell everyone a truth, poetry is everywhere!" As long as you pay attention to observation, every bit of life is poetic! ”
Li Sisi's eyes lit up, and a glamorous brilliance appeared more and more on his delicate face!
These are all temporary plays, and the two of them did not have a rehearsal before, and the two of them just discussed it roughly, saying that if necessary, they could have a "talk show" or something like that at the beginning, and mention the atmosphere.
She didn't expect Su Qin to be able to play like this!
As soon as the sentence "This is the meaningful arrangement of the superior leader" just came out, she also felt bad, but no one would have thought that Su Qin's next sentence would be so ingenious!
"Poetry is everywhere! As long as you pay attention to observation, every bit of life is poetic, Su Qin, in fact, if you find it, your words are very poetic. Li Sisi answered.
"Of course. The reason why the higher-level leaders have arranged me here today is to use my vivid example to tell you that a soldier like me, who is surrounded by training all day long and lives in boredom and boredom all day long, actually has a poetic sense in daily life. ”
"Hey, you're lying, aren't you? I don't believe it! ”
"It's true, lied to you that you're a puppy!" Su Qin swore an oath.
"Giggle..... How old are you and a puppy? You're not ashamed! Li Sisi laughed and trembled.
The audience laughed along.
"Then you prove it to us." Li Sisi said.
"Okay!" Su Qin nodded, then raised his hand and chanted aloud:
"O sea, you are all water
Horse, you have four legs
......
How's that, my poem isn't bad, right? ”
Su Qin asked seriously.
Li Sisi was stunned, and then couldn't help laughing, giggling out loud!
Many viewers at the scene were stunned, and then with a bang, they all laughed!
Many viewers in front of the TV also leaned back with laughter!
Many brothers of Siqi Company rolled on the ground with laughter, and tears came out of their eyes.
"Holy! Why is Su Qin so funny! ”
"Awesome! Awesome! Su Qin is really awesome! ”
"Let Su Qin preside over this poetry meeting this year, this is really the wisest decision of the superiors, look at it, tomorrow's online poetry meeting will definitely be a big hit!"
Scene!
Laughter thundered.
But Su Qin was very serious, and there was no smile on his face.
He looked at Li Sisi who was trembling with flowers and branches a little inexplicably: "What are you laughing at, what I said is the truth!"
In fact, poetry is everywhere in life, not those great writers and poets who write poems and recite poems, really!
When I came to Xijing today, I went to the bathroom on the way, and I heard a child about seven or eight years old chanting poems while going to the toilet with a milky voice, and his poems were also very interesting, and I will recite them to you.
Reading is hard, reading is tired,
There is also a tuition fee to study.
It's better to join the underworld society,
Money, power, status.
What do you think? This is also poetry, right? Although there is a very serious problem in the mind and must be criticized, this really proves that the thing I just said, poetry, is everywhere in life! ”
The scene was already full of laughter, and Su Qin read this limerick poem again, and many people suddenly laughed and sighed!
Many netizens' computers went black at this moment!
No way, everyone's laughter is too big, accidentally knocked over the water glass, the water splashed on the keyboard or chassis, suddenly crackled, a puff of black smoke came out, and then the computer screen went black!
Everyone had to take out their phones.
"Oops, it was so funny just now, my computer screen is black!" Someone complained on the Internet.
"What? You're black too! I thought I was the only one who could do something stupid, hahahaha, so you would! ”
"This Su Qin is so funny, I can't help it!"
"Me too!"
In addition to discussing, many netizens hurriedly spoke in the forums or circles they often wander around: "Hey, don't dive if you dive, go to see the New Year poetry meeting of Xijing Satellite TV or CCTV Literature and Art Channel, it's so funny, it's so fun!" ”
"Bragging, huh? What can I see about the Chinese New Year Poetry Fair? ”
"That's it! Poetry is a matter for the elites, so let's watch more action blockbusters in bed! ”
"No! Of course, the poetry is not good-looking, but tonight's host is so funny, I just laughed so much that the computer screen went black! ”
"Huh? So awesome? ”
"Really?"
Many people's curiosity has finally been aroused, and everyone either turns on the Internet and watches it on a computer or mobile phone, or directly watches it on TV.
So, that night, the poetry meeting had not started for long!
Xijing Satellite TV's No. 1 studio center, which specializes in directing and coordinating the live broadcast of tonight's Spring Festival poetry meeting, was boiling all at once.
"Director, look, the ratings have changed!" A technician pointed to the data transmitted by the data survey company on the computer screen and shouted excitedly!
"Two percent?" The director looked at it, startled, and couldn't believe it.
For this party, Xijing Satellite TV and the Literary and Artistic Association spent a lot of effort, wanting to ensure both quality and ratings, so they did not hesitate to spend a lot of money to invite those big-name stars to participate, and the advertisements were flying all over the sky.
However, despite all this painstaking efforts, for many years, the ratings have only hovered around 1.5 percent, reaching 1.8 percent when it is good, and even 1 percent when it is bad, but now it has broken through 2 percent all at once, hiss...... Is this true?
But before the director can see a real one!
Another technician also shouted excitedly: "Director, the number of netizens watching the live broadcast has also exceeded five million!" ”