Chapter 31: The Fox Fake the Tiger

"Haha, it's up to Wei Wu at a critical time!" Wei Wu grinned, took out the fire fold from his arms, and blew it with his mouth, only to find that the fire fold had been crushed when he fell just now, where is there a spark in it at this moment? I touched it again, but the fire sickle also disappeared in the fight.

Li Muxin glanced at Wei Wu, took out the fire sickle from his arms, took out the flint, smashed it lightly twice, lit the fire fold, and searched for it on the ground.

"Huh? Xin'er, I'm going to give you a baby in two days! Wei Wu led his fire fold, smiled widely, and grinned with his teeth.

"Huh? What baby? Li Muxin looked down without raising her head, she was very rich and noble since she was a child, and she had never seen any treasure, so she was quite disdainful of the baby that Wei Wu said about the little second in the store.

"This baby, I'll give him a name, it's called a lighter!" Wei Wu's face was full of spring, and suddenly saw a flash of bright light in the grass, and hurriedly picked it up, only to feel that it was warm in his hand, it was a round jade pendant, and he shouted in his mouth: "Xin'er, I found it for my husband!" ”

Wei Wu picked up the jade pendant and just wanted to take a closer look at the bright light, but Li Muxin suddenly reached out and snatched it, stood up, her pretty face was a little gloomy, and said softly: "This jade pendant, you can't see it!" ”

"Huh? Why can't you see it? Wei Wu was puzzled.

"If you can't see it, you can't see it!" Li Muxin's emotions were suddenly a little excited, her voice raised, and she said impatiently, and then she sighed slightly, her voice softened, and asked, "What did you just say about the lighter?" What is it for? Is it also a fire? ”

Alas, the girl's mind is really hard to guess, Wei Wu had a very understanding expression on his face, and opened his mouth and said brightly: "Hehe, it's called a lighter, naturally it's a fire!" ”

"Huh? Is it more convenient than a fire sickle? How can the one who makes the fire be a treasure? Li Muxin was a little puzzled.

"Why isn't it a baby, with a lighter, the fire sickle can be thrown!" Wei Wu was in high spirits.

"Huh? It's just a tool for making a fire! Li Muxin shook her head and said disdainfully.

It has always been ignored and never taken seriously. Wei Wu was mad, baring his teeth and dancing, he explained, "The fire sickle is so big! Lighters, tiny, tiny, tiny! ”

"Oh." Li Muxin didn't care about Wei Wu's crazy performance, took the jade pendant into her arms, stood up, and said softly: "Wei Wu, I'm leaving." ”

"Huh? Xin'er, are you just leaving? Wei Wuyi grabbed Li Muxin's soft hand, but found that her palm was still wrapped in her own shabby clothes, and her heart was scratched, this Xin'er must still be interesting to me, otherwise she would never still use my clothes to wrap her little hands

"Xin'er, tomorrow night, you come to the old place!" Wei Wu grinned and grinned.

"Hmph, what an old place!" Li Muxin sneered at her mouth, her pretty face flushed, and she let out a slight "um" in her mouth, and her head was slightly imperceptible.

Fang ran wildly, and the alcohol on Wei Wu's body was also discharged with beads of sweat, but at this moment, he was drunk for the most part. He didn't dare to stay for a while, for fear that Yan Wenhou would bring a few more family members and thugs to take revenge on him, so he hurried back to the hut.

"Crunch-" Wei Wu didn't care about the stinky sweat, pulled off his clothes indiscriminately, slapped his butt on the bed, and fell asleep groggy.

On the second day, Wei Wu was still in a sweet dream, but he heard a rough voice in the courtyard: "Little Brother Wei! Little Brother Wei! Are you in there? As soon as the words fell, before Wei Wu could answer, this person stretched out his thick arm and creaked, pushed open the wooden door, and looked at Wei Wu who was lying on the bed with a surprised face: "Well, little brother Wei, we heard that you were hunted down last night, and your clothes were torn, so you asked me to bring you a set of clothes this morning!" ”

Wei Wu rubbed his eyes full of some kind of crystallization, sat up with a lazy waist, and frowned tiredly and squinted at the impolite intruder Sun Zhuoyi and said, "Brother Sun, I know that I was also injured last night, why didn't you give me a vacation today?" ”

"Haha, Wei Wu, since you want to take a holiday, then take a holiday. I just waited for an old friend" An Lushan's deep, rough voice came from outside the door, and before the words could be spoken, the others had already squeezed into the hut. The small hut suddenly entered two big men, and suddenly the space seemed narrow, and it seemed that even the wind could not squeeze in through the door.

Grandma, where is this here to visit me, even the big thief An Lushan is here, isn't this here to scare me? Wei Wutong sat up with a puff, but saw that the clothes on his body were broken everywhere, where could he go out to meet people, and hurriedly took a purple printed brocade robe handed by Sun Zhuoyi, with a white crane wings belt tied around his waist, but he was also heroic and chic.

An Lushan's face was full of Zali's beard, as if he was full of knives and guns, and said with a slight chin bow: "Well, yes, Wei Wu, you look like a merry genius in this dress!" ”

Phew, you are a merry and talented man, your whole family is a merry and talented man, thinking like this in his heart, Wei Wu had a sneer on his face: "That is, if this dress is worn on General An, it will be even more heroic and extraordinary!" ”

"Hmph, how can I wear a mere brocade robe?" An Lushan snorted lightly, and glanced at Wei Wu with deep meaning in his eyes. What he said in this sentence is quite profound, the front seems to belittle himself, but the word "merely" is used in the back.

Wei Wu pretended not to hear it, straightened his clothes, and only felt that he must be handsome and compelling again, and couldn't help but secretly said in his heart: Xin'er, I am already outstanding enough, I just want to live my life in Tsing Yi and a hat, otherwise I will be entangled to death. Where did you think that I put on this brocade dress again, alas. Wei Wu sighed and shook his head.

"Oh? Little Brother Wei, are you not satisfied? I see that you look good in this dress, but your face is a little darker. Otherwise, who is as talented as you? Sun Zhuoyi saw that Wei Wu had a cheap face and looked helpless, his eyes widened, and he waved his hand.

"Ahem, I'm very satisfied, it's just that I'm too handsome, and I'm going out today, I'm afraid I'm going to be disturbed by the girls again." Wei Wu coughed lightly twice, and said with an honest face.

"Haha!" An Lushan was amused by Wei Wu's shameless remarks, but he felt that this kid was shameless but quite had an appetite for himself. He himself didn't notice it, he has always been serious, and he rarely laughs in his daily life, but since he saw this funny little er, he often laughed uncontrollably. He turned his head and thought about it, then frowned and said, "Wei Wu? Are you going out today? ”

Wei Wu bared his teeth and smiled mysteriously: "Hehe, I'm going to do a big business!" "I'm thinking in my heart, hehe, wait for the fifth brother I will make a hundred and ten lighters and come out, and it will be a big sale, hum, a million profits.

An Lushan only felt that this little two gods were mysterious and secret, yesterday he saw that he was proficient in mathematics and science, and good at poetry and poetry, so he had the heart to solicit, and at this moment he saw him with a thief on his face, and he was curious, but he didn't know what business this little two wanted to do. He opened his mouth and asked suspiciously, "Oh? Wei Wu, what business are you going to do? ”

"Hehe, General An doesn't need to be in a hurry, if it goes well, you will become one of my customers!" Wei Wumei smiled.

An Lushan remembered what happened to Wei Wu last night, and had the heart to win him over, so he said: "You met the enemy yesterday to seek revenge, and if you meet him again today, Zhuo Yi, you will follow Wei Wu around today!" Take care of him! ”

Wei Wu and Sun Zhuoyi walked out of Beixie Garden, but they happened to meet Steward Wang who was reprimanding Liang Hui for something.

"Yo, steward king! What's the matter, Corporal Lixian again? Wei Wu was far away, and shouted angrily.

Steward Wang turned his head, and when he saw that it was Wei Wu, his lips trembled, and he had an indescribable strange opinion about this Wei Wu in his heart, and he was disgusted and admired, he twitched the corners of his mouth, and was about to open his mouth to reprimand Wei Wu for not going to work, and to see Sun Zhuoyi who was following Wei Wu.

"Master Sun, why did you come to our Beixie Garden?" Steward Wang's old eyes were stunned, and he hurried over, without even looking at Wei Wu, and waved his hand at Sun Zhuoyi with a smile.

"Hmph, is that the one you can ask?" Sun Zhuoyi didn't give face at all, snorted coldly, and replied bluntly.

The corners of Steward Wang's mouth twitched imperceptibly, but he was not angry at all, and still sneered: "Why is Lord Sun with this naughty little second line?" But he didn't take care of it? I'll have him court-martial at once!" After speaking, he turned his head and glanced at Wei Wu, who was smiling hippie on the side.

Military? Wei Wu shook his head, making sure that he had heard correctly, it was really his mother's military law, did he still want to beat Lao Tzu's military stick and cut off my head of Fifth Brother? You, the king's manager, are a thin old man, and you still think of yourself as a general? teasing in his heart, he pursed the corners of his mouth, narrowed his eyes, and said with an unfathomable face: "Hmph, steward Wang, I and Lord Sun received the order of that person to go to the city to do errands!" In addition, I need an assistant, this Liang Hui is good, please let him take a day off today! ”

Steward Wang glanced at Sun Zhuoyi, but saw that this guy was there arrogantly, and he didn't have the slightest intention of refutating, so he hurriedly spoke: "So that's the case, Liang Hui, you go with Wei Wu, remember that this General Sun is a distinguished guest, you must serve General Sun well!" ”

As soon as Liang Hui saw that he had escaped from the clutches of the devil, he bowed to Sun Zhuoyi with a smile and said respectfully: "Liang Hui, the intermediate junior of the main building, has seen General Sun, if General Sun has any trivial matters, just order the little one"

Sun Zhuoyi waved his hand and frowned: "Hmph, my old grandson is a rough man, where do I need you to do chores." Today, I am accompanying Little Brother Wei to go out on errands, you can serve Little Brother Wei well! ”

Steward Wang and Liang Hui were immediately dumbfounded, this Wei Wu offended a large number of Ezhou talents and wealthy businessmen last night, and despised the Ezhou literati at the table, but he didn't see him live like a rat crossing the street, but he was very moisturized, and even this General Sun was his follower!

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