Chapter 30: Blackmail
Li Muxin pursed her lips and smiled lightly, she only felt that this little second was unwilling to suffer a loss, and this fight would be exchanged for a thousand taels of silver.
"But, but, I didn't bring that much silver!" When Yan Wenhou saw Sun Zhuoyi's appearance, he immediately withered and shouted with a crying voice.
Sun Zhuoyi frowned, waved the steel knife in his hand at a big tree on his side, and a deep trace appeared on the tree, and he glanced at Yan Wenhou viciously.
"I, I brought it, I brought silver!" Yan Wenhou saw that the giant tree was almost broken by this knife, and remembered that the general of the border pass didn't even dare to take care of the government when he killed someone in the south of the Yangtze River, so he could only report to the Ministry of War, and at this moment the urine was almost frightened, so he hurriedly reached out and touched it into his arms, took out a stack of silver tickets, and whispered with a crying voice: "Sun, General Sun, I brought so much silver, please, let me go!" ”
Grandma, what is this Yan Wenhou's identity? Do you really take so much money out of the house? Sure enough, it is a terrible second generation official, Wei Wu's old face is bright, where is there still a trace of injury, he stepped forward and dragged the silver ticket, and made a big grimace at Yan Wenhou, but saw that the latter was expressionless, and glanced at himself coldly, Wei Wu was immediately annoyed, and flipped through the silver ticket indiscriminately and said: "You, only five hundred taels of silver in total, and five hundred taels less, what should I do?" ”
Where has Yan Wenhou seen a scoundrel like Wei Wu? I am sure in my heart that I have at least 1,500 taels of silver tickets, how did it get into his hands? Is it one less single digit? The nest was extremely hot, but he didn't dare to attack, and gritted his teeth and said: "My silver ticket is definitely more than one thousand taels!" ”
Wei Wu turned around and pretended to say, "Hmph, you owe me five hundred taels, and I won't let you pay it back today." But, hehe."
Yan Wenhou's face turned blue suddenly, for fear that this kid would ask for money again. But I heard the shopkeeper say to his two family members with a sneer: "Well, the two of you each accompany me for one hundred taels, if you can't pay for it, you know, my eldest brother Sun, kills people like chickens, and if you don't kill two people every day, your heart is not steady, and today you say that no one is killed, you"
As soon as Zhao Dong and Qian Xi saw Sun Zhuoyi, they were so frightened by his appearance that they didn't dare to move, and they saw this person almost cutting down the giant tree with a knife, where did they dare to act at this moment. Qian Xi's expression was extremely exciting, and he said sarcastically: "Well, Brother Wei, we really don't have any silver."
Li Muxin couldn't help but chuckle out when she saw Wei Wu's face smiling, only to feel that this annoying Xiao Er was definitely going to trick people again.
Sure enough, Wei Wu narrowed his eyes and said something in Sun Zhuoyi's ear with a dark smile. Sun Zhuoyi walked over, picked up the steel knife he had just inserted on the ground, pressed it against the chests of the two family members left and right, cracked his big mouth and smiled wildly, and said loudly: "Haha, you two, go and slap this Yan Gongzi, and subtract one or two silver from each fan." However, this slap must be heard, if it doesn't sound, my knife won't have long eyes! ”
The expressions on Zhao Dong and Qian Xi's faces changed a few times, Qian Xi was also a ruthless person, thinking in his heart that he couldn't hide anyway, he gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "If you fight more, do you give more?" ”
"Chancy! Don't you dare! You're not afraid that my dad will cramp and peel you? Yan Wenhou shouted loudly.
"Hehe, Qian Xi, if you two slap you more than fifty times, I will give each of you a hundred taels of silver." Wei Wu grinned, took out two silver tickets of one hundred taels, and shook them with his fingertips.
"Good! I did it! Zhao Dong and Qian Xi shouted almost at the same time.
I said, this is my two hundred taels of silver for the fifth brother, Wei Wu twitched the corner of his mouth and only felt a pain in his flesh. This thick-skinned man is really unpopular with the people, just one hundred taels of silver, and the two family members sold the master!
"Yan Gongzi, Zhao Dong (Qian Xi) is offended. The two of us took the silver, and then found a place, planted a few acres of land, and became a rich man at ease, and the son did not need to remember it! The two of them smiled darkly, and they fanned them fiercely.
"Slap-" One left and one right, the two slaps were clear and crisp, Wei Wu couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth when he saw it, these two family members were really ruthless! I heard Yan Wenhou cursing and howling from time to time, and I only felt very bored, but when I saw Sun Zhuoyi's face full of happiness and interest, he turned his head, took Li Muxin's soft hair, leaned his head over, and whispered in her ear: "Xin'er, how can you be so beautiful?" How can I live, look at me, I don't see this day, my hands are sore when I think about you! ”
Where can Li Muxin understand the meaning of this nasty little second word? I only felt that my ears were being breathed by him, my whole body was numb, my heart was hit by a deer, and the strength on my body was also ten percent gone, and I hurriedly broke away from the jade hand, dodged this person, and said with a blushing face: "Hmph, I'm not as good as your family Qing'er!" ”
Wei Wu's expression was "twisted" and said: "My family's Xin'er and my family's Qing'er are generally beautiful"
"Phew, who is from your family" Li Muxin's face turned crimson when she heard this, her head drooped slightly, her beautiful eyes glanced at Wei Wu, and she snorted.
Wei Wu was shocked by the beauty in front of him and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, saliva splashed, and muttered: "The gentleness of that bowed head is like the shyness of a water lotus flower that is not better than the cool breeze." ”
When Li Muxin heard Wei Wu's words that looked like a poem, but it was not a poem, her ears were flushed with shame for a while, and the cherry mouth was slightly gentle: "Is this a poem?" Did you write it? ”
"Hmmm! As soon as I saw Xin'er's appearance, my heart was full of thoughts, and I even groaned! Wei Wu nodded with "sincerity" on his face.
"Wei Wu! This guy has been slapped four hundred times! Now that I can't speak, what's next? Do you want to kick him underneath him again? Wei Wu was about to tease this girl a few more words, when he heard Sun Zhuoyi's cheerful voice.
This man is really a sadist! Wei Wu saw Sun Zhuoyi's excited face, and secretly thought to himself, and suddenly said suddenly: "What? They fight more?! I said, fight more, I won't give more! ”
Zhao Dong smiled and leaned over and said, "Master Wei, we are willing to fight more!" This Yan Wenhou Ping said that he called our family as a pig and a dog, and today he is grateful to Gongzi Wei for giving us this opportunity."
Wei Wu wiped a handful of sweat, it turned out to be a package gift. When I looked at Yan Wenhou, I saw that this guy was also beaten, his cheeks were red and swollen, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding, but he was still standing there, saying something vaguely.
"What? Thick-skinned boy? You said that you would never dare to trouble Uncle Wei in the future? Well, that's right! Wei Wu listened for a while, completely ignoring Yan Wenhou's desperate shaking of his head, nodded with satisfaction and smiled.
"Look at you like this, can you still go? If you can't leave, I'll ask Brother Sun to kill you. This black light in the province is blinding, you" Wei Wu didn't finish speaking, but he saw Yan Wenhou covering his swollen face like two big tomatoes on his cheeks, and hurriedly ran away.
"Hey, Gongzi Yan, you are disfigured, don't come to look for me, this is Sun Zhuoyi under An Dashuai-General Sun" Wei Wu put his hands to his mouth in a trumpet shape, and shouted at Yan Wenhou, who was in embarrassment.
turned his head, but saw Zhao Dong and Qian Xi, looking at him with a smile on their faces, remembering that the two of them had been chasing him for a long time, he immediately became annoyed: "Hmph, I asked you to slap you one hundred and fifty, but you slapped two hundred times!" Fifty taels will be deducted from each person, this is one hundred taels, you can take it! With that, he took out a silver ticket and handed it over with an annoyed face.
"Ah, Wei Gongzi" Zhao Dong just wanted to speak, but when he saw Wei Wu's face was cold, he glanced at Sun Zhuoyi, who was standing beside him with a fierce look, and was shocked in his heart, thinking: Eat a dumb loss, otherwise you won't even have your life
When Wei Wu saw the two leaving, he grabbed Sun Zhuoyi's hand, counted five hundred taels of silver tickets, and stuffed them into his arms.
"Huh? Brother Wei, what do you mean by this? I treat you as a brother, so I can help you! Sun Zhuoyi frowned and said angrily.
Wei Wu shook his head, his face full of justice: "Brother Sun, this silver was earned by the two of us together, I sacrificed my life to take righteousness and went to tempt this thick-skinned person to beat me." You suddenly appeared and scared the three of them away, so well, we're half of us! ”
Sun Zhuoyi was dumbfounded, with doubts in his heart, I clearly heard a shout here, where is the appointment with you? Could it be that this Wei Wu is not only proficient in arithmetic, poetry, but also capable of divine arithmetic? With a humble smile, he accepted the silver ticket.
Wei Wu saw Sun Zhuoyi accept the silver ticket, and grinned: "Okay, I don't think it's too early at this time, my brother Li Mu and I are going back to the room to rest." Brother Sun, you should go back and rest early! ”
"Oh? This is your brother, Li Mu? Brother Li Mu is good at martial arts, next time I have the opportunity to learn from you, today, hehe, I drank two more glasses, I'm afraid it's not your opponent! Sun Zhuoyi grinned, and boldly reached out to pat Li Muxin on the shoulder.
"Hmph." Li Muxin leaned over slightly, avoided without a trace, and snorted softly in her mouth.
Wei Wuyi saw that Sun Zhuoyi's face was gloomy, and hurriedly squeezed between the two to play a round and said: "Eh, Brother Sun, my brother, he doesn't like to talk since he was a child, and he doesn't want to come into contact with the living, so I have always bathed him, changed his clothes, and slept with him!" Please bear with me! ”
Li Muxin listened to Wei Wu's nonsense and wanted to scold, but when she saw Sun Zhuoyi here, she forcibly held back, but her pretty face suddenly had two pink peach blossoms.
The three of them said goodbye, Li Muxin followed Wei Wuxing for a while, opened her mouth and snorted: "Hmph, Wei Wu!" What are you talking nonsense? Who asked you to help with the bath? ”
"Hehe, that's the situation, I'm calling it improvisation" Wei Wu explained with a hippie smile, but he thought in his heart, you little girl, don't let me help you take a bath, you must let you help your husband take a bath every night in the future
"Hmph, I'm going back!" Li Muxin's willow eyebrows frowned slightly, and she glanced at Wei Wu with a flat expression, and then took out a blue and white vial from her arms and brought it over, only to take out the vial, but she heard a soft sound on the ground.
"Xin'er, what did you drop?" Wei Wu rubbed over with a hippie smile, and groped up and down Li Muxin's body with his big hands.
When Li Muxin saw that this person had actually started to play hooligan again, she hurriedly dodged away, her pretty face turned red, she groped around her waist with her hand for a while, her face suddenly changed, and she said anxiously: "Wei Wu, mine, my jade pendant has fallen!" ”
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