The little policeman was about twenty-three or fourteen years old, the beard on his lips was still light, his eyebrows were thick, his eyes were big, and he was wearing a brand-new police uniform, but he was also a handsome guy. Although he was tired and sweaty, the police uniform was neatly dressed, and he was wearing a police hat, according to Fang Fang's judgment, this was a novice, and those who paid too much attention to the form were generally novices. The old policemen don't think about whether they are handsome or not, and they don't deliberately make a Ling Ran expression with a strained face, they think about how to defeat the enemy with one move.

The man by the fire was in a good mood, looked at Fang Fang with a smile, and said leisurely: "The praying mantis catches the cicada, and the yellow finch is behind!" ”

Fang Fang didn't dare to fight back, let alone move, watching the policeman approach step by step, after all, the new policeman is also a policeman, and the gun in the new policeman's hand is still a gun, and it is a gun that may be misjudged at any time!

"In accordance with Article 128, Paragraph 1 of the Criminal Law, you are suspected of illegally possessing or illegally possessing firearms and ammunition, and may be sentenced to up to three years in prison, criminal detention or public surveillance." The little policeman walked up to Fang Fang's side and reached out to take the gun from Fang Fang's hand.

"Brother policeman, in fact, things are not like you, there are no bullets in this gun, I hold it purely for showmanship and posing, you know, I have a dream, that is, to be an actor..."

"Really?" The little policeman pulled the trigger on the gun he had taken from Fang Fang's hand to the sky, and with a "bang", a wisp of light smoke came out of the muzzle.

"According to article 238 of the Criminal Code, you are suspected of the crime of illegal detention and may be sentenced to imprisonment for up to three years, criminal detention or public surveillance. But congratulations, my country's criminal law stipulates that the subject of * crime is a man, so you have escaped the charge of * crime. The little policeman pointed to the man by the fire, frightened by the gunshots, holding his head in his hands.

Fang Fang was so angry that he almost fainted, this policeman didn't come sooner or later, but he came when he had the upper hand, and he didn't distinguish between good and evil.

"Brother policeman, actually, if I tell you that I was actually illegally detained by him, and he tried to insult me, would you believe it?" Fang Fang said in the period.

"Would you believe me if I told you that I saw you take off your clothes and then gun* him off his panties?" The little policeman pointed at Fang Fang, "I believe in my eyes!" ”

The little policeman paced to the fire, and the man had already pulled out the pheasant. Smash the mud seal, tear open the plantain leaves, and the fragrance of pheasant comes to your face.

The man tore off a chicken leg and handed it to the little policeman, and said with tears in his eyes: "Comrade policeman, you came too timely, if you come a little later, the consequences will be unimaginable!" I'm ashamed to say that I'm mentally prepared to sacrifice my chastity to save my life, who let me meet such a fierce female pervert! ”

The little policeman seemed to be very proud, took the chicken leg and took a bite, "Protecting the masses is the sacred duty of our police!" You also eat a chicken leg to crush the shock. However, it's not my fault that I'm criticizing you, it's not your fault that you're handsome, but you don't pay attention to safety even if you know that you're handsome, and let these women's hearts ripple to induce crime, that's your fault! This not only endangers your own safety, but also consumes the strength of our police! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! I reviewed, I was careless, I thought they could have a little connotation, who knows, they still pay so much attention to my appearance! I'll put stockings on my head when I go out in the future. Comrade policeman, eat another piece, this is green and pollution-free food! ”

"Looks like a chicken butt?" The little policeman looked at the chicken nuggets in his hands and glanced at Fang Fang, "This is a good piece of meat, give it to her." Carry forward the revolutionary humanitarian spirit, and do not let criminal suspects suffer from cold and starvation! ”

He stood up, stuffed the chicken butt into Fang Fang's hand, thought about it, and took off his police uniform to cover Fang Fang's body, "I warn you, don't stain my police uniform, I haven't worn it twice!" ”

Fang Fang couldn't bear it anymore, and threw the chicken butt at the little policeman.

"You stupid, he's a dangerous person, don't say the old lady didn't warn you! He's a pervert, and he touches me in the morning! ”

"Attack the police! Under article 277 of the Criminal Code, you are guilty of obstruction of official duties and are liable to imprisonment for up to three years, criminal detention or a fine. The little policeman wiped his face stained by the chicken's butt and looked at the man, "What she said, is it true?" ”

The man nodded bitterly, "Frankly, I'm not a strong-willed person, she put a gun to my head, can I not do it?" But I'm curious, comrade policeman, what you look like... You're probably not less harassed, aren't you? ”

"All the ugly men in the world are the same, and the handsome men in the world have their own hardships!" The little policeman tore off the head of the chicken, bit it hard, and sighed, "When I was studying at the Public Security University, I had a very difficult time!" Why? The boy who couldn't catch up with his girlfriend found that the girl he liked had a picture of me hanging on the bedside; The guy who chased the girl found that his girlfriend's wallet had my picture stuck in it... You say, "Can my life be good?" When I entered the dormitory, a basin of water would suddenly splash down on the door; I was on stage to speak, and suddenly a banana peel was waiting for me when I went on stage; What's even more hateful is that in my homework book, someone imitated my handwriting and wrote a shocking sentence, which was a lesson taught by Principal Hu! ”

"What is written?"

"'Principal Hu is a pig!' It also comes with a sketch of a pig! Damn, the principal has drawn eight bright red crosses in my homework book! The silver hook and iron scratch are powerful through the back of the paper! ”

"After the eight knives of medicine, Wang Babi was added, and the back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves! The principal has practiced piano, right? The man asked, wide-eyed.

"Brother Tai is really like a god, could it be that he has read Professor Li Meijin's works? I have Professor Li's signed book collection at home, "On the Psychological Suggestion and Logical Correlation between Playing the Piano and Stabbing Eight Knives", divided into three volumes, 16 folios, nearly a million words, a brilliant masterpiece, published by Science and Technology Press, beautifully bound, do you want to borrow it? ”

"That's not necessary, I've heard her high talk on TV, it's like thunder, and I've benefited a lot! Professor Li's theory is good, a little boy next door also practiced piano, and later, he... It's all pulled into eight sections! ”

The two men sang and harmonized, and they had the meaning of sympathizing with each other and hating each other. Fang Fang's stomach was hungry and angry, and he didn't dare to move because the muzzle of the black hole was facing him.

"Alas, do others often encounter the troubles of handsome men like us?" The man asked.

"Which one else? Who else can afford the word 'handsome'? ”

"Chow Yun-fat, Andy Lau, how?"

"Lian Po is old," the little policeman sneered, "can you still eat?" ”

"Jay Chou, Luo Zhixiang?"

"The book business is more than angry, but not arrogant."

"Huang Xiaoming, article?"

"More than arrogant, slightly less bookish."

"Then Lee Min Ho is finally handsome, as soon as the Spring Festival Gala appears, thousands of favors are gathered in one, and the Korean Wave is rolling in, there is always something good, right?"

"Hahaha, it's not as long, but the legs are long!"

The man paused and asked, "Then according to Your Excellency's opinion, who deserves the word 'handsome'?" ”

The little policeman tore a bite of chicken and said word by word: "The handsome guy in the world, only the king and my ear!" ”

The man was taken aback, and the chicken bones in his hand fell to the ground.

"Why is Brother Tai panicking?" The little cop asked.

"I... It seems that I heard thunder, so I panicked. The man wiped the sweat from his head and replied.

The little policeman looked up at the sky, but saw the blue sky and red sun, and there were no clouds, "There are no clouds, where is the thunder?" ”

"Thunder is the sound radiation that accompanies lightning. Broadly speaking, thunder is associated with all the hydrodynamic properties of the surrounding atmosphere. Thunder can be divided into two parts, one is the energy that can be heard by the human ear, called thunder, and the other is infrasound, the frequency is lower than the range that the human ear can hear, usually below tens of hertz, generally speaking, the physical mechanism corresponding to these two types of thunder is different. The man chirped and rambled, and the speed of his speech became faster and faster.

The little policeman interrupted him and asked in confusion, "What the hell do you want to say?" Can you keep it short? ”

"To put it simply, it's just four words: a thunderbolt from the sky." The man paused and said, "If you are interested, you can read a book, "Principles and Methods of Meteorology." ”

"Brother Tai really has learned a lot of things, and even such a boring and unpopular book has been involved, admire and admire!"

"Each other! The two of us hit it off at first sight and had a very happy conversation, but there was a question I didn't know whether to ask or not? ”

"But it doesn't hurt to ask!"

"What would you do with a gun on your waist?" The man asked affectionately patting the little policeman on the shoulder.

The little policeman smiled happily, "Don't worry, I haven't encountered this situation in my police career!" ”

"How long have you been in the police?"

"I graduated in July last year, followed the class for half a year, and has been on duty independently for almost three months!"

"Uh, congratulations, you're going to be in that situation!" After the man finished speaking, the little policeman suddenly felt a tightness in his waist, and a hard thing came up, and when he turned his head to look, he saw the black barrel of the gun against his waist, and his smile froze on his face.

"If I were you, I would be obedient, I don't recognize you, my gun doesn't recognize you, I will shoot, I promise!" The man said lightly, turning his head to look at Fang Fang, "Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger!" ”

Fang Fang laughed loudly, "The gun in his hand is a fake gun, I promise!" ”

The little policeman stared at the man suspiciously.

The man smiled, the barrel of the gun slowly moving up, pointing at the chest of the little policeman.

"So you can see carefully!" He jokingly said, "Believe it or not, it's up to you, I believe it anyway!" ”

"I believe in my eyes! But you'll be responsible for everything you do! The little policeman replied in a trembling voice.

The man nodded, unloaded the gun from the little policeman's hand and stuck it in his waist, then pulled out his own gun from the little policeman's waist and stuck it in his waist as well. After doing this, he lifted the big bamboo tube and walked to the waterhole, and began to fill the bamboo tube with water. The bamboo tube is huge, and in order to prevent water from splashing out when carrying, the hole on it is small, so the water enters very slowly and always floats up. The man suddenly put the gun at his feet, and with his free hand he pressed the bamboo tube into the water.

The little policeman saw that there was an opportunity to take advantage of it, and pounced on it with lightning speed.

"That's a fake gun!" Fang Fang reminded loudly, but the little policeman had already snatched the gun in his hand. "Stand up!" He pointed his gun at the man's back and shouted.

The man still poured water into the bamboo tube, as if he were oblivious to all this.

The little policeman was furious, took two steps back, and fired a shot into the sky. I only heard a soft "pop", and a plastic marble flew into the sky.

The little policeman's face swelled like a pig's liver.

Fang Fang covered her face with her hands, "You stupid policeman, can you be a little more stupid!" ”

At this time, the man had already filled it with water, threw the bamboo tube on his back with his right hand, and had already pulled out the pistol from his waist with his left hand and pointed it at the little policeman, "She was right. This one is the real thing, you just tried it! ”

He took the imitation gun from the little policeman and took it back, and shouted at Fang Fang, "Let's go, beauty!" It's time for them to come! ”

"Cut! Why does the old lady want to go with you, there is the people's police here, and I am with him! ”

"If there are two or three more bad guys, do you think this cute police brother can protect you?" After the man finished speaking, he stepped forward.

"You're not a good guy either, dead liar!" Fang Fang pouted and followed.

When the two walked about fifty meters, Fang Fang asked, "Do you really dare to grab the policeman's gun?" He's going to be fired if he loses his gun! ”

"That's right." The man stopped and shouted to the little policeman who was following him, "But come and take your broken gun, I won't dare to collect it as scrap metal and sell it to others!" ”

The little policeman seemed to not believe it, and walked over hesitantly, "If you return the gun to me, I will still do my best to arrest you, and I will not allow any criminals in my area of responsibility to escape." But the plot where you return the gun can reduce the punishment for you! ”

"I know, you're going to be a good cop!" The man threw his gun at the little policeman and strode forward.

"You two stop me!" There was a loud shout behind him.

The two stopped. The man sighed, "This little policeman is a little pedantic, a little rigid, we are asking for trouble!" ”