Chapter 7 Extraneous Branches
About half an hour later, the two climbed a distance of three to five hundred meters. This section of the road was quite difficult to climb, and Fang Fang was so tired that she leaned on a mangosteen and gasped. At this moment, from the place where they had just rested, there was a sound of exclamation, and the sound of a flock of birds being fluttered away.
Fang Fang knew that the sharp arrows on those bows had already been shot.
The two continued upward, and after another hour or so, they finally reached a relatively gentle slope, the mangosteen became sparse, and a path appeared in the woods, which, though less than a foot wide, was much less laborious than climbing in the grass in the woods.
The two of them walked down the trail again, and twenty minutes later, the trail took a sharp turn of nearly 90 degrees. Walking around the corner, the front suddenly opened up, a small flat land appeared, and a boulder stood majestically in the direction of the inside, Fang Fang raised his eyes and looked, the boulder was two stories high, to say the least! A thin spring of water trickles down from the boulder and falls into a small two-meter-square stone pool below the boulder.
Fang Fang was already so thirsty that his throat was smoking! She threw herself down on the edge of the small stone pool, took a big gulp of the spring water in her hand, and then picked up a handful of water and washed her face on the side of the road. When she had done this, she noticed that the man was standing far away, and he licked his lips, but he did not come to drink.
"Why don't you drink it?" Fang Fang asked strangely.
"People can't drink when they see me, you stand aside." The man replied.
"There are many problems!"
"It's not a problem, it's tradition. When the ancients drank wine and tea, they would cover their mouths with their sleeves, because they didn't want others to see themselves drinking wine and tea. I'm just a bit of an ancient! ”
Fang Fang left Xiao Shitan and walked back a few steps, "It's always okay like this, right?" ”
"Farther away!" The man said.
"Cut, think back then, Qin Shaoyou and Su Dongpo drank tea and discussed poetry, the scene must be like this: Su Dongpo chanted a sentence 'The great river goes east, and the waves sweep away the romantic characters through the ages', and Qin Guan praised 'Good!' After Qin Guan took a sip of tea, Dongpo rushed back to his seat, and chanted again, 'The west of the old base, humanity is the Three Kingdoms Zhou Lang Chibi', Qin Shaoyou praised again, 'Good! Picking up the teacup again, Mr. Dongpo rushed out fifty paces away again... Later, Su Dongpo became Liu Xiang of the Song Dynasty! Fang Fang said sarcastically.
The man drank water with his back to Fang Fang and said nothing.
Fang Fang suddenly remembered that when he ate grilled fish in the morning, he also took the grilled fish to a place far away from him to eat.
Fang Fang's heart moved, "Why is it so mysterious to eat something and drink water?" I might as well try him! ”
"Ahh Fang Fang screamed in horror.
The man Huo Di stood up, stepped in front of Fang Fang in two steps, pulled Fang Fang behind him, and pointed his gun at the front.
"What's the situation?" A rich baritone.
Fang Fang stood up straight and looked at the man slyly.
The man sighed helplessly and stuck the gun in his waist, "You're such a clever and eccentric! But it's okay, this thing is so uncomfortable in my throat, I want to throw it away! He threw a small white object far into the grass.
The man looked at the sky, and the sun was in the middle of the sky.
"We can prepare lunch," he said, "and go find some dry firewood, and pick two more banana leaves, and don't be a lazy woman who only eats and doesn't cook!" ”
Then he went to the waterhole and plucked the pheasant, cut open its belly, and threw away all its entrails. After that, I scooped water in a bamboo tube and washed it on the side of the road. After he finished doing this, Fang Fang also picked up a small pile of dry firewood and picked up two banana leaves.
The man first lit a fire on the flat ground, and when the fire was burning, he wrapped the pheasant in a ball of banana leaves, and then applied yellow mud from the roadside to the outside. Eventually, he threw the yellow lump of mud into the fire.
"Isn't it delicious to make a pheasant like this?" Fang Fang licked her lips and asked, "How could you?" ”
The man stood up, "When I was a child, my eldest brother and I used to do it, and there are many ways to do it!" Suddenly, there was a "snap" sound from the fire, Fang Fang was taken aback, and hurriedly stepped back, not wanting the man to step on the sheets wrapped around her. The bedsheet fell off from under it, and Fang Fang's ketone body, wearing only a bra and panties, was exposed to the sun.
The man seemed to be stunned, looking at Fang Fang at a loss.
Fang Fang was furious, she grabbed the sheet and wrapped herself, rushed over and scratched the man.
"Being a man can be amorous, but not lewd! Have the ability to make a woman take off her clothes in front of you, what are you, a hooligan? ”
The man's face flushed, he clearly didn't understand why this woman had suddenly become so crazy, let alone how to deal with the situation.
Fang Fang suddenly stopped going crazy, and there was even a hint of a smile on her face. The man was completely speechless, this woman's emotional transformation fluctuated and without warning, such a strange person who didn't learn to change her face was a big loss for Sichuan Opera.
But he quickly understood that in the hand-to-hand entanglement just now, the pistol he had inserted in his waist had already reached Fang Fang's hand, and now, the muzzle of the black hole was pointed at him.
"Ming repairs the plank road, and secretly crosses Chen Cang." Fang Fang smiled and said, "I have always been a good student when I learn and sell!" ”
"Well, if I told you that there were really no bullets in this gun this time, would you believe it?" The man scratched his head helplessly, "As for whether you believe it or not, it's up to you, anyway, I believe it!" ”
"Come less!" Fang Fangliu's eyebrows were raised, "I won't be fooled by you again!" Now I'll say what you do, or I'll shoot. Now turn the roast chicken over, increase the heat, and don't be a lazy lazy person! ”
The man did as Fang Fang said and sat down by the fire.
"There's something I've never understood, but now I've figured it out. I don't know if to talk about it or not? The man asked.
"Whoever asks this question usually says it." Fang Fang replied leisurely.
"We have fled so far over the mountains, why do they always find us? Also, the bamboo forest is so big, and the range of the bow and arrow I set is so small, why can they enter that range? Have you thought about this question? ”
"They're stalking!"
"Yes, they are tracking us, not with their eyes, but with trackers!"
Fang Fang was taken aback, "Tracker! Where is it? ”
"It must be hidden in us, and everything in me is my own, what about you?"
"Well, I have this sheet except for my underwear, and I have been buying underwear for a few months, so there will be no problem. The bed sheet is an item in the cave room, could it be that the tracker is inside the bed sheet? Fang Fang began to flip through the sheets.
The man sneered and said, "It's useless! Knowing that nanotechnology puts, it is possible to make a tracker very small with nanotechnology, and then hide it in cotton thread. The reason why they were lured into the arrow array turned out to be because the strings of those bows were made of sheets! ”
Fang Fang pointed a gun at the man with one hand, ripped off the bed sheet on his body with the other hand, and threw it under the cliff on the side of the road.
Fang Fang took two steps closer and pointed his gun at the man, "Man, you have benefits, you can appreciate bikini beauties." However, this seems unfair! I've heard that someone's... Frozen by ice and snow, I want to see it and send my kind condolences to it! ”
Fang Fang's muzzle moved down, pointing between the man's legs.
The man looked at the beautiful woman in front of him who was wearing underwear and holding a gun in her hand, fierce and majestic, and said with a sad face: "Isn't this okay? There is a difference between men and women! Besides, it can only thrive through rain, snow, wind and frost, and it has been... It's good, don't worry about it. ”
"Take off your panties! If I were you, I would be obedient, I would know you, I don't know you with a gun in my hand, I would really shoot, I promise! ”
"Don't, king, the pheasant is cooked, do you want to eat first?" The man digressed. The mud seal wrapped in the pheasant in the fire cracked, the aroma overflowed, and Fang Fang's stomach "cooed" twice.
"It's good! I'll take off my clothes later, but now give me the chicken thighs first! Fang Fang shouted majestically.
"Give me the chicken thighs!" A voice behind him said word by word.
Fang Fang turned his head and saw a policeman with a gun aimed at him in both hands, and walked over steadily.
"In the morning, I received a call that someone was kidnapped to the mountain, and a murderous case could happen at any time, I ran around all morning, and finally found you, it was actually a female robber! If I were you, I would be obedient, I don't recognize you, and the gun in my hand doesn't recognize you, I will really shoot, I promise! ”
The police comrade's eyes were like knives, staring at Fang Fang, and he said coldly, "You are a beautiful woman, why should you be a thief?" And he's a flower thief! ”