() Zhang Xiaobao and the local tribal leader Seymour Tama? Lofocher? When He Mo Wuge met, there was no scene of shaking hands with each other, let alone hugging together, and even approaching each other.

There is a distance of ten meters between the two, Zhang Xiaobao sits on a chair, with his back to the north and south, and Seymour and Tama have only one Maza, sitting south and facing north, and they need to look up when looking at Zhang Xiaobao.

It's not that Zhang Xiaobao deliberately embarrassed the other party, but the rules, which represent the majesty of the Tang Dynasty, how can the leader of a small broken tribe be on an equal footing? Not letting him kneel is already considered a blessing.

As for why you can hook your shoulders when you meet Duoduoduo, it is a reflection of affinity. When to be amiable and when to be majestic is determined by the superior, and it is also determined by strength.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaobao decided to be majestic, thunder, rain and dew are all Jun's grace.

"Seymour Tamaho below? Lofocher? Why are you here? Zhang Xiaobao asked in a pinched tone.

Seymour Tamaha? Lofocher? He Mo Wuge felt very uncomfortable when he heard this, and he was not your subordinate, why did you treat me like this?

Unconvinced, Seymour Tama showed a respectful look on his face, and replied: "It's to see that your country is coming, and the road is far and hard, so I will come to greet you in person." ”

After he finished speaking, his head began to look at him, as if I had come to visit you, giving a sense of neither humility nor arrogance.

Zhang Xiaobao, who was sitting on it, sneered twice: "Hehe, come to envoy, we are not envoys, we are here to kill, if we come, someone must die." ”

Seymour Tama took a deep breath and smiled reluctantly. Asked, "I wonder who you want to die?" ”

"Whoever glares at us, die; Tooth to us. Die; Whoever has disrespect for us, die; Whoever does not listen to us dies; Laugh at me and make me look uncomfortable, die! Come, Seymour Tamaha, give me a smile. ”

Zhang Xiaobao put one leg on the armrest of the big chair, leaned there, and said to Seymour Tamahe with a big grin.

Someone next to him had already raised a gun aimed at Seymour Tamoha.

Seymour Tamaha felt deeply humiliated. Not only him, but all the people around listened to Zhang Xiaobao's words and had a feeling that Zhang Xiaobao was too bullying.

Seymour Tamahe finally chose to compromise in the face of a threat to his life, raised his head and showed Zhang Xiaobao a smile that he thought was the best, he really didn't want to die so aggrieved.

"Hmmm! It's okay. But when you go back, you have to practice a lot, and tomorrow morning we will be over, are you ready to meet the kingdom?" Zhang Xiaobao bowed slightly, and asked Seymour Tamohe.

"It's ready." Seymour Tama couldn't say anything else, in fact, he wasn't prepared at all, he knew that the people from the Tang Dynasty were here. said that he was going to exchange things, and after he knew that it was Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan's army, he came with a nervous heart, and planned to understand the purpose of the two.

Unexpectedly, as soon as they met, this Zhang Xiaobao treated himself as his subordinate. He is also a leader, and there are more than 3,000 people. It's too much to not give yourself the attention you deserve.

After a while, Seymour felt a lot better, and his emotions adjusted, and he began to think about serious things, Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan went to their own place, they had helped the big cannibal before, in case they used this to make trouble again, how should they deal with it?

Zhang Xiaobao was also satisfied this time, he didn't have to embarrass the other party, he found that this person named Seymour Tamahe showed an indifferent look in his eyes, very calm, very relaxed, very reserved, and wanted to be on an equal footing with himself to reflect the prestige of the leader of such a small tribe as him.

Zhang Xiaobao doesn't know why, he remembered the Philippine president in the historical documentary Aquino, like a lack of heart, he doesn't see the situation clearly, and his attitude is very poor, every time he dies on his side, he laughs, this is immature political wisdom, you are secretly happy in your heart, no one cares, pretend that you have to pretend, people don't dare to laugh at the president of the United States, what are you not stupid? Respect for life!

Seymour Tamohe in front of him, Zhang Xiaobao feels exactly like this, you say that you are a tribe of 3,000 people, what do you want, what are you pretending? What qualifications do you have to show equality in front of me, and you are not humble or arrogant, and you have seen too many historical allusions, right? No wonder Datang said it so smoothly.

Thinking so, Zhang Xiaobao waved his hand, closed his eyes, leaned back, and began to pretend to sleep.

"Seymour Tamoha, you can go back, tomorrow we will pass, or do you stay for a meal?" It's getting late, too. ”

Someone immediately gestured to Seymour Tama, which seemed more polite.

"Okay, let's have a meal, we really didn't eat." Seymour Tamaha happily agreed.

"Please come over here." This person was depressed all of a sudden, and I was polite to you, you actually agreed, but since the words came out, I naturally had to entertain them.

Seymour Tamahe followed, and kept looking at the situation of the camp along the way, and found that it looked very messy, and the camp tent was too untidy compared to the army that had come before, not row by row at all, but one here and another. It seems that Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan's team is really not good at marching and fighting.

At the same time, he wondered what he was

The place is not doing right, according to the books of the Tang Dynasty that I have read, many of them are written inside, go outside to see the leaders of other places, and then be neither humble nor arrogant, but also criticize the other party, as soon as the other party says that he will go out to kill the head, the person who is pushed laughs a few times, and he will be left behind, asking, why are you laughing?

After that, it was easy to do, and when he said his own words, the leader of the other party heard that it made sense, so he succeeded.

But just now today, he didn't say that he was going to push it out to kill his head, and he aimed the gun directly, if he laughed, would he die first without waiting for Zhang Xiaobao to ask why he was laughing?

I've seen that gun myself, it's more powerful than a bow and arrow, and if the arrow is far away, it is possible to dodge it when it flies, or to block it, and the gun won't give you that kind of work at all. When he heard the voice, he had already fallen.

Seymour Tama was depressed for a while, and he knew that people didn't want him to stay for dinner. It is estimated that it was because of the problem of helping the big cannibal before, and the damn big cannibal actually lost, and he ran so fast.

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"Okay, hurry up, Xiaobei, they are waiting to eat hot pot, you go and cut it, Xiaobei shouted to eat thin strips. You have to figure it out. ”

Zhang Xiaobao was still lying on the chair, and Wang Juan came over to urge.

In fact, she can also cut, but it is not as good as Xiaobao, in order to make her younger brothers and sisters happy, Xiaobao must do it.

Zhang Xiaobao is indeed a little tired, not physically, but psychologically. He knew that it didn't matter what attitude the Seymour Tamahe had just met, what mattered was whether the other party usually promoted the same ideas as his people.

The influence of a leader on the people under his rule is very great, second only to the influence of parents and teachers on children, if Seymour Tama Rì often promotes the idea of hostility to the Tang Dynasty, then more than 3,000 people are estimated to have the same thinking.

While getting up and walking towards the kitchen, Zhang Xiaobao said to Wang Juan: "At the beginning, Rì himself invaded. Not to mention the invasion, let's just say that when the nation integrated us, it was also from the three northeastern provinces that the education of rì was carried out, which shows how smart rì himself was, but in the end it failed. I'm afraid that Seymour Tamaho will also have nothing to educate their people, so that we won't be facing a single opponent. ”

Wang Juan smiled. said: "I can see that Seymour Tamahe is a clever person who uses the wrong place, he may think that we are usually on top of the world, and there is one less person who dares to communicate with us normally, so he wants to play such a role."

In fact, he still knows too little about my Chinese culture, there is no equality at all, and no leader will really be cheap to that extent, including Li Longji, we do treat him like this, but not because he lacks this feeling, but what benefits we can provide him.

said that Xiaobei grabbed something to eat with him, he laughed and was very happy, if there was no us, Xiaobei would not have a chance to grab something, even if there were, he would be happy after robbing it? He is generous not to clean up Xiaobei, but he promises to clean up Xiaobei's family when he goes back.

If Xiaobei is an ordinary person, Li Longji will clean up the local parent officials. As for us, we can communicate with the people of Datang on an equal footing, but Seymour Tama thinks that we are usually used to being high, and he wants to give us a special impression, I'm phew! ”

"That's great, what about the meat?" Zhang Xiaobao had already come to the big tent that was used as the kitchen, and he saw the washed wild vegetables, but he couldn't find the meat to be cut.

"Little boy, here and here." Someone outside responded and came over with a tray with a large piece of venison on the tray, estimated to be about forty catties.

Zhang Xiaobao glanced at it and said, "It's too much, Xiaobei and the children in the tribe and the four wounded and sick can't finish eating, and there are other dishes." ”

"Not much, isn't there a little boy and a little lady, you two, five catties are enough for the two of you, and when you soak it in the soup, the amount of venison will be light."

The person who came in looked at Zhang Xiaobao and the others with an expectant look.

"We'll have a ...... with you"

"Little boy, eat hot pot, there have to be someone watching next to the little ancestors, there are two dishes tonight, one is roasted Baiweier, the other is wild vegetable dipping sauce, and there is a fish soup, which is not worse than hot pot, and the staple food is hot noodles and dry cakes."

Let's introduce what to eat at night, which means that you don't have to eat with us, we can eat well, you can accompany the little ancestors to eat hot pot.

"Ugh!" Zhang Xiaobao hesitated, looked at Wang Juan, and saw Wang Juan nodding, Fang said: "Okay, today I and Juan Juan are extravagant, I won't eat with you, find Duoduoduo, invite him to eat, it is estimated that he has never eaten our hot pot." ”

"Great, give it, the meat is here." The visitor happily agreed, turned around and ran out.

Zhang Xiaobao began to change the knife, and then slice it, as for what Xiaobei said, it doesn't matter, if the meat of the shabu-shabu is cut into strips, it will disappear when it is put into the pot, and now such a thin slice has to be prepared for the children of the tribe to copy the net spoon, otherwise with their kind of action, the meat can't be clamped at all, and the shabu will become the bottom of the pot twice.

Zhang Xiaobao's movements are very fast, the meat is cut according to the horizontal lines, one side destroys the texture first when cutting, and disperses when waiting for shabu, and the meat that is slightly frozen and retains water is cut, and when the knife is cut, it is slightly pulled, and it will be rolled immediately.

Wang Juan watched, idle, and praised: "Good knife skills." ”

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There are still today.