Chapter 6 Advanced skills
The two climbed up in the bamboo forest.
Only when they entered this bamboo forest did they know that this was really a sea of mangosteen, and only the green mangosteen was left in front of the two of them, and only the rustle of the bamboo leaves in the wind was left in their ears.
Looking up through the gap in the bamboo forest, the red was getting higher and higher, and a thin layer of sweat oozed from Fang Fang's face.
"I want to be like the jade dragon in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", how good it would be to be able to fly in the bamboo forest!" Fang Fang held on to a mangosteen and gasped.
"That's Ang Lee's romanticism, and we're now facing the problem of realism." The man looked back at the vast bamboo sea and replied, "You might as well take a break when you're tired, I'll leave some surprises for the friends who are chasing." ”
After saying that, he put the gun in his hand on a stone, but pulled out a knife from his waist. He drew his sword and put its scabbard on the stone. He then began to cut the root of a mangosteen with a knife.
The knife was only about seven or eight centimeters long, but it was very sharp, and his hand was strong, so he soon cut off the root of a small mangosteen the thickness of a wine glass.
From behind, his hair was dark and dense, his shoulders were broad, and his limbs were slender - this should have been a more manly young man. But his voice was sharp, more feminine than a woman, which made Fang Fang extremely disgusted. In this world, women are like men, which is called boldness, and men like women are called sissies! What's more unbearable than being a sissy?
She looked at the stone where the gun had been placed.
"Your knife is pretty old, huh?" She said casually.
"Although this knife is old, it was given by my brother." The man didn't look back, and replied, this seems to be a classic line from Second Brother Guan, but he changed his clothes to a knife.
Fang Fang slowly moved to the side of the stone and slowly took the pistol into his hand - it was heavy, and compared to the imitation gun in the morning, the feel was still slightly different. She was secretly happy, pointed the gun at the man's back, opened the safe, and slowly sat down on the big rock.
"Little brother in front, take a rest, don't get tired!" Fang Fang said out loud in a strange tone.
The man turned around and saw the muzzle of the gun pointed at him, and his expression changed.
Fang Fang was secretly proud, "Sit there and don't move!" Speaking slowly, you must have discovered that my mother, I am actually a gentle girl, and I will treat Hu Lu preferentially! I don't often do things like a shot in the leg, a shot in the chest, a headshot, and so on! ”
The man sighed and sat down.
"The first version, Undercover Police; the second version, a police informant; It's time for version 3.0 to come out, right? You're upgrading fast! Do you want to take a stick and knock it and say wow? Don't tell me that your family lives on the edge of Suzhou, and your family has a house and a field! ”
"There is no third version, the second version is true, it's just that there are some things that are personal**, and I didn't tell you. Now I'm going to tell you! ”
"Remember what I told you about the underground brothel last night? Its business is divided into two large parts, which are handled by the purchasing department and the marketing department, and of course, you don't have to pay attention to its name. The purchasing department is actually responsible for finding the best girls, and the marketing department is responsible for using them to make huge sums of money. The quality of the girls brought in by the purchasing department is very important, what kind of girls are the best? One is to be pretty, like you," the man raised his hand and pointed at Fang Fang, "The second is that if it's a virgin, uh, I don't know if it's like you..."
Fang Fangxing's eyes were round: "Phew! Don't give me any nonsense, get to the point! ”
The man glanced at Fang Fang, "Miss, where is your patience?" The background of the story needs to be set off. Then he said, what is the quality of the girl who got it, and someone needs to be responsible for understanding it and then report it to the boss, so the boss designated his cousin to be responsible for this matter, and as a result, in the six months that his cousin was in charge, none of the girls he got were virgins! The boss is very strange, this is not right, although this world virgin is a scarce resource, but a small probability event is not equal to a zero probability event. The boss set up a bureau to get his cousin drunk, and his cousin was drunk and spit out the truth, and said it all. It turns out that many girls were virgins before his examination, and they were not after his examination. ”
Fang Fang was stunned and said, "Why? ”
"Because he checked it in the most traditional way."
Fang Fang came to his senses, "Phew! You just say that he is a pervert, don't you get it? Chirp crookedly for a long time! ”
"The boss was angry, the consequences were serious, and his cousin was thrown into the river. The boss desperately needed someone to take over his cousin's job, and this person had to be safe and secure, so he approached me. ”
"Why?" Fang Fang asked.
The man raised his head, his gaze seemed empty, and he said lightly, "I guess you wonder why my voice is like... Woman! ”
Fang Fang smiled disdainfully, "It's not like a woman, it's more feminine than a woman!" ”
The man didn't seem to hear it.
"Remember the snowfall I told you about once in a century? My eldest brother fell into the ice hole, and I dragged him to death, and I lay on my stomach in the snow and ice for hours. The bone-chilling snow not only caused severe frostbite to my knee joints, leaving me with severe arthritis, but also freezing my... Male genitalia, I can no longer live like a normal man! ”
The man's expression was faint, as if he was telling someone else's story, which made Fang Fang feel some compassion.
"There is no one better suited for the job than I am to the boss. Of course, he trained me, otherwise, how could I, an ordinary person, fight and shoot? Later, I found out in my conscience that I was developed into an informant by the police. I've seen a lot of good girls being sent into the devil's cave and can't bear the torment of conscience, so I'm taking the risk to save you, and of course they don't want the fat in their mouths to fly away, and they chase after them, that's what the story is all about. The man breathed a sigh of relief, "Also, there are no bullets in the gun in your hand, otherwise, why didn't I shoot them directly on the cliff by the stream, but kicked them off the cliff with my foot?" And now why should I make this primitive weapon? Do you think this thing works better than a pistol? ”
The man raised his hand, and in his hand was a made bow! A bow made of bamboo, a string made of strips of cloth, and an arrow made of fine bamboo with the thickness of a finger!
I see!
"Hmm... As I said earlier, I have a dream of being an actor, I want to act in a gunfight movie when I see a gun, and I also make up some lines casually, don't you mind? Fang Fang smiled wryly and put the gun back on the stone, "Also, you have to be disabled and contribute more to the people!" You see, Sima Qian, Zheng He, and Dongfang Undefeated are all the same as you, and they have all achieved great things. Besides, now that medicine is developing rapidly, maybe in thirty or fifty years, we will be able to do a transplant like that! It's a pity, I don't have what you lack, I want to have it, and I'll transplant one to you when the time comes, what a big deal? ”
She suddenly noticed that the man's smile was worse than crying, and she stopped talking.
The man began to make bows and arrows again. With Fang Fang's consent, he cut a piece of cloth from the sheet draped over Fang Fang's body to make strings. Soon, he made seven or eight bows and seven or eight arrows.
The man in turn attached his bow to the arrows, drew them full, and fixed them into the grass. Fang Fang gradually understood, he used the bow and arrow to arrange a semi-circular, murderous "trap", as long as those people chased here, entered the semi-circle range surrounded by the bow and arrows, and touched the trigger device, the surrounding arrows would be fired in unison.
Finally, the man placed a bow in the middle of the semicircle, and then connected a green vine to the bow.
"However, the traces of this vine moving are obvious, and the camouflage of the bow in the middle is too poor, they will find it!" Fang Fang reminded.
"It's about letting them find out. The bow in the middle, ostensibly a killing device, is actually a trigger device. They followed the green vine to find this bow, thinking that destroying this bow would relieve the danger, but as everyone knows, this bow is connected to the seven bows around it, and when they move it, seven arrows are fired in unison. Whether they can escape it or not depends on their creation! The man replied, and carried a thick and long bamboo tube on his back, which was two feet long and the thickness of a small bowl!
"Fill it with water, and you'll be able to use it later!" Seeing Fang Fang's doubts, the man explained.
Then, the man carefully inserted the knife into its scabbard and then into its waist.
Finally, he picked up the gun on the stone.
At this time, the bamboo tips on his head shook, and a clump of beautiful feathers was exposed.
"Have you ever eaten roast pheasant?" The man asked.
Fang Fang shook his head.
The man raised his gun to aim at the clump of feathers, and after a "bang" gunshot, there were several fluttering sounds from the bamboo tops, and a pheasant fell down.
"Let's go! Let's not worry about lunch! The man picked up the pheasant and strode up the hill.
Fang Fang looked at the gun in his hand, stomped his foot fiercely, and followed.
"Liar!" She scolded fiercely in her heart, "I don't believe anything you say anymore! ”