Episode 205 Bullying
......The three mortars mounted on the back of the large plane opened fire one after another, and we took the binoculars and looked forward, only to see that three shells had landed in the open space outside Saladin's castle, exploding three groups of artillery fire. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info The dead fat man asked on the walkie-talkie: "Why didn't you hit the city wall?" ā
I rolled my eyes, picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Don't be a foreigner, okay?" The first cannon is called the school gun, and with the school gun as the foundation, the next gun will be accurate. The dead fat man sighed, and then stopped talking. I said to the walkie-talkie, "Master, stop for a moment and see the reaction over there." ā
Fu Binhong agreed on it, and there was no movement. I walked out of the wheelhouse, came to the cabin, and said loudly: "Brothers, everyone's eyes are wide, before entering Saladin's castle, there are dangers everywhere, and you must not be careless...... Zhao Yunying, you don't have to follow the vigilance, you continue to drink tea with those four girls. ā
Zhao Yunying cried with a sad face: "It's not a blind date, why do you always drink tea?" After drinking too much water, the urine was light...... "I didn't bother to listen to Ta Luo, grabbed him by the neck and led him to the first class cabin in front, pressed him next to the seats of the four Arab girls, bullied the four girls for not understanding Chinese, and said directly to Zhao Yunying: "You listen to me, each person has two bubbles of urine, and one drop less is not good...... You yourself are no exception. ā
In Zhao Yunying's inexplicable gaze, I Shi Shiran returned to the cockpit and asked, "Is there a reaction in the castle?" Wang Yong put down the binoculars and said, "No, there is not a single Mao'er." I snorted, picked up the walkie-talkie, and shouted, "Old man, increase the firepower and blast out their hairs for me." ā
Fu Binhong agreed: "Okay! As soon as the voice fell, three salvos were fired again, this time it was much more accurate, and all three shells fell on the city, shattering the sand bricks and flying fragments. I quickly picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted, "Okay, okay, it's almost done, it's really exploded, and we'll have to bring someone to fix it later." ā
Jian Tianhan said behind me, "Lao Hua, someone is looking for you." I looked back and saw an Arab girl standing at the cockpit door, looking at me. I quickly stood up and asked, "Is there something wrong?" The girl nodded and said, "Mr. Hua, I hope you will respect our national customs." ā
I scratched the back of my head: "Did Zhao Yunying offend you?" The girl laughed: "No, it's just that in our Arab world, the status of women is relatively low, and generally speaking, no one can see our faces except relatives." ā
As soon as I heard this, I was anxious, I still have two tigresses at home, and I am not in the mood to find another one...... No, they have four girls, so I don't want Zhao Yunying and I to be half. At that time, I was anxious: "You don't have to take this seriously, right?" When we met you, it was a special situation......"
The girl was very reasonable: "We know it too, so we don't blame you...... However, we still feel weird in our hearts...... "I'm going to cry:" Sister, it's not that I don't look down on you, it's really difficult, I still have two wives at home who haven't done it, if I ...... it again"
The girl was stunned and said, "Do you still practice polygamy in China?" I thought that men in the Arab world could marry four wives......" This sentence was a lifesaver, and my eyes lit up all of a sudden: "What did you say? You men here, can you marry four wives? ā
The girl nodded: "Yes, the Qur'an allows......" After I heard this, I had no doubts, and immediately said to the girl: "You are all religious****** aren't you?" The girl nodded, and I called Zhao Yunying over and said, "Now I introduce Zhao Yunying to you, and I hope you can guide him on the path of believing in Allah." ā
Before the Arab girl could speak, Zhao Yunying looked up at the bitter gourd face: "What? Believe in Allah? I don't ......" Before he said it, I quickly patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Man, now we live in this troubled world, many times we are helpless, you look at my bald head, don't I also believe in Buddhism, why can't you believe in Allah?" ā
Zhao Yunying: "But ......" I sighed: "You don't want to be but, don't you just believe it Allah, can't you eat pork if you believe it, what's the big deal?" It's the same with beef and mutton, you don't actually lose anything. Zhao Yunying seemed to be moved by what I said: "yes...... No, you go around me, I could have eaten pork or beef and mutton, why should I give up the right to eat pork now? ā
This guy is so stupid, I had to make it clear: "Big brother, if you eat pork, you can only marry one wife, if you don't eat pork, you can marry four wives, four, and it is reasonable and legal, not only will Brother Jiu not object, you just dig Saddam out of the ground from Saladin, and he has no opinion." ā
Zhao Yunying was surprised: "Four wives? I was proud: "Yes, what a beautiful thing, a whole four wives...... Do you see me? I'm kind of a call for wind and rain inside Fuldor, right? But up to now, there are only two wives, and there is only one main house among them, at most, even if it is a junior, he has no name. If you believe in Allah, it is different, and you can legally marry four wives. ā
Zhao Yunying still didn't believe it: "It's really four?" Old flowers, don't you fool me? I hurriedly nodded and further tempted him: "Yes, it's cool to have more wives, when I go back to the headquarters now, Brother Jiu personally poured me wine, and Hu Niu'er fed me vegetables...... Hehe, think about it, if you had four wives, how unlucky would that day be...... Hungry, isn't it, how comfortable is it? "His grandmother's, when he said that his true feelings were revealed later, he almost said that he was out of his mouth, but fortunately I held back in time.
Zhao Yunying's face changed uncertainly, and he became more and more like a stallion, and as soon as I saw that it was done, I didn't need him to agree, and immediately said to the Arab girl in English: "Okay, I have now persuaded Comrade Zhao Yunying to believe in your ****** teachings, and please take his lost lamb with him in the future." ā
That Arab girl was very smart, and as soon as she heard me make this arrangement, she understood that I agreed to Zhao Yunying marrying the four of them, she looked very happy, thanked her with a red face, and hurriedly retreated. As soon as I saw that Zhao Yunying was still in a daze, I whispered, "What are you doing in a daze?" Hurry up and chase it! ā
Zhao Yunying also reflected, and stretched out four fingers at me: "Four? Seeing that I nodded, he gestured to the four Arab girls in the first class: "The four of them? It's all mine? I turned my face blank: "Why do you talk so much nonsense?" Do you want to do it? You don't ****, you can find someone else to replace you......"
This kid came up with a hippie smile and grabbed my hand tightly: "Lao Hua, you are too good to me......" Arab girls usually have to cover their faces with veils, and they don't see the sun all year round, so everyone's complexion is very fair, and this exotic style is indeed very attractive, Zhao Yunying is estimated to have been dizzy for a long time.
I smiled and said, "How is it, the psychological face is blooming, right?" Hurry up and study the Quran. "Send Zhao Yunying away, a stone on the psychological side can be considered to land, and I have made up my mind, before I get rid of Brother Jiu and Hu Niu'er, I must not encounter anything that must marry Niu'er.
He turned around and asked Wang Yong: "How is it, is there any movement in Saladin's castle?" Wang Yong didn't even put down the telescope this time, so he said, "Still not." I was angry this time: "******, playing with Lao Tzu and a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, okay," picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Old man, shoot me thirty shells in one go." ā
Fu Binhong is a real person, as soon as I finished speaking, his cannon sounded, and a succession of cannonballs whistled out, less than half of the thirty cannonballs were fired, and as soon as the gates of Saladin's castle opened, a cavalry brigade roared out, shouting all the way and rushed towards us.
Uncle Cao, at first I thought I was wrong, but after being stunned for a while, I realized that it was indeed a man on a horse who rushed towards us, and he crackled and shot while rushing, looking extremely heroic, all of them were as powerful as the gods descended from the earth.
I sighed, sat down instead, and commanded, "Tell the heavy machine gunners not to shoot too early, and wait for them to come into range." Wang Yong didn't need my instructions, he began to slowly adjust the angle of the big plane, and after a while, he turned the fuselage completely sideways and aimed the side of the fuselage at the rushing horse team.
After a while, Wang Yong reported to me: "Old flower, they are already within the range of the heavy machine gun. I nodded and asked, "How long will it take for them to shoot and wound us?" Wang Yong roughly calculated and said, "There is about half a minute." ā
I nodded, holding a megaphone and shouting, "All heavy machine gunners ready." Then he looked down at my watch and waited until the second hand had run twenty times before he shouted, "Fire!" ā
Stampede Pedal Pedal ...... At that moment, I didn't believe my ears, our firepower was so fierce, but I still sat quietly, and I heard Wang Yong say in a lost voice over there: "I grass...... The wheat wasn't cut so fast......" Before he could finish his sentence, the heavy machine gunners stopped firing together, and it seemed that the battle was over.
What nonsense are you talking about, do you know how many heavy machine guns we have firing at the same time? With more than a hundred windows on one side of the fuselage of the Boeing 747, what effect is it for hundreds of heavy machine guns to fire at the same time? Although the number of the horse team was quite large, it was only a hundred people, and it was normal for them to run together and be swept away at once.
I stood up and looked through my binoculars, shook my head and sighed: "It's a pity, so many good horses...... In the distance, a thin old man stood out on the top of the city, holding a small white flag in his hand, and kept waving. Wang Yong clenched his fist: "Oh also! They surrendered. ā
I said in my heart that there were only five or six hundred people in the castle, and more than a hundred strong men were killed at once, so it was strange that the people inside did not collapse. Commanding our big plane to move forward, this section of the road climbed a little bit, and I beckoned Wang Yong: "Slow down, don't fly all at once, we can only drink the wind." ā
Wang Yong smiled: "Don't worry, Brother Hua, what we learn is to fly a plane, there is no problem in the sky, and even more so on the ground." He turned on the four engines on the wings, and with a little more force, the big plane rushed all the way to the gate of Saladin's castle. At this time, we found out that the big wall of Saladin's castle was really high enough, at least ten meters.
The dry old man on the wall was still muttering something, and I called the four Arab girls over and asked, "What is that old man chirping?" One of the girls listened for a while, and then said, "He said that he had surrendered, and that if you want to enter the castle, go in quickly, for the castle gates will be open for a long time, and there will be mummies breaking in." ā
I nodded, but didn't move, and greeted the dead fat man with the walkie-talkie: "Commander Yang, send someone to receive Saladin's castle." "My men are all heavy machine gunners, so it's not easy to move, so it's better to go up in the back. I heard the dead fat man shouting on the walkie-talkie: "Xin Hongbin, rush in with your people, don't shoot indiscriminately." Xin Hongbin asked: "What if there is resistance?" The dead fat man drank a sentence: "Don't kill it." ā
So, Xin Hongbin rushed into Saladin's castle with three hundred soldiers with submachine guns, and the team had not yet fully entered the castle, Sun Hongxu led a battalion of more than 300 women's army soldiers to rush up. Immediately afterwards, 200 members of the Living Buddha Self-Defense Force also rushed forward.
I was anxious: "Dead fatty, what are you doing?" What if there's an ambush inside? The dead fat man was proud: "I'm afraid that there is no ambush, if there is an ambush, this little thousand people rush up, and the people inside will be stupid." I said angrily, "What if the mummy appears?" ā
The dead fat man said on the walkie-talkie: "Isn't there still you and me?" We don't have a lot of urine in our hands, and it's useless to keep more people, right? ā
I sighed, anyway, this Saladin castle must be ours, but I'm not sure what we'll pay for it yet.
Fortunately, there were no accidents, and it didn't take long for Xin Hongbin to stand on the top of the city, beckoning two soldiers to tie up the dry old man into a piglet, gesturing and shouting: "Old flower, no problem, bring your brothers in, it's pretty good inside." ā
I exhaled a breath and commanded everyone to get off the plane with heavy machine guns, and walked in through the gate in an endless stream, and when I got to the castle, I looked up and said, "Good fellow, it's so spacious, there are not only palaces, mosques, but even a few towers for lookouts."
In front of me was a small square, densely packed with local natives, who looked like there were about 400 people, and there were a lot of guns thrown next to them, all of them, and the most model was AK47. I nodded and said to the men, "Stand up, we have a policy of preferential treatment of prisoners." Don't be afraid, we won't kill indiscriminately. "These people couldn't understand Chinese, and none of them dared to move.
Xin Hongbin led someone to lift the dry old man down and put it on the ground, the dry old man opened his mouth and begged for mercy, I didn't bother to take care of him, and kicked him to shut up. When he saw that the dead fat man had also come in with his men, he commanded, "Shut the gates of the city quickly......
After the door was closed, we exhaled, looked at the sky, and it was almost dark, and immediately began to arrange the defenses. Before we came in, we thought we had enough manpower, but after we came in, we found that this place was very big, and the two thousand or so people we brought in were roughly able to hold this base.
I looked at the dry old man lying under my feet and asked, "Where are all the prisoners you have captured?" "This old man is so hateful that he doesn't keep up with the times, he can't even understand English, and when he opens his mouth, he speaks Arabic to me, and I go up and kick him, and he shuts up.
The dead fat man called Zhao Yunying over, asked the four girls to be interpreters, and quickly asked where the dungeon was, and sent someone to take a look, there were fifty or sixty people imprisoned inside, and Dr. Zhao Qingshan was also among them, fortunately he was safe and sound.
As soon as I saw Dr. Zhao Qingshan, I hurriedly ran up to support him, and said with a smile: "Old Zhao, you owe me a favor again this time." Dr. Zhao Qingshan said angrily: "Don't talk about this now, I'll quickly send someone to release the four-legged man in the dungeon." ā
When I heard this, I was startled: "What? What did you say? Four-legged? He blinked: "Have you ever seen a four-legged man?" Dr. Zhao Qingshan paused and said, "Yes, it's locked up in the dungeon now, hurry up and take a look, it's too late." ā
When I heard this, I became anxious, and asked the dry old man, "When did you catch the four-legged man?" "I thought that the four-legged man was only left with the ashes in the palace of the prince of Ma, but I didn't expect to hear the news of the four-legged man in Egypt, thousands of miles away, of course, I was very excited all of a sudden.
Unexpectedly, the damn dry old man pretended to be confused with me, and after listening to the Arab girl's translation, he replied to us in a daze: "Where are there any four-legged people?" The dungeons were filled with civilians from nearby villages. I frowned and looked at Dr. Zhao Qingshan: "Doctor, you don't have a cold, do you?" ā
Dr. Zhao was anxious, so he asked, "Ai Jiren, don't pretend to be confused at this time, I saw it, the four-legged man is in the place where we are being held, and he lives in the cage opposite me." As soon as I heard this, I became angry, and kicked the dry old man viciously several times: "****** you dare to let Dr. Zhao live in a cage?" ā
The dry old man Aijiren wailed a few times and muttered a few words, and the Arab girl translated it to me: "He said that there are really no four-legged people in the dungeon, except for these villagers, there are only a few wild lions left...... Before she finished speaking, Dr. Zhao jumped up: "Yes, yes, yes, it's those wild lions...... Phew, that's not a wild lion at all, that's a four-legged man! ā
As soon as I saw that Dr. Zhao was in such a hurry, where did he dare to delay, I immediately ran to the dungeon with someone, and Dr. Zhao reluctantly followed us and showed us the way. We came to the bottom of a tower in the northwest corner of the castle and ran down the stone steps to the basement, where the smell of mold was disgusting. Dr. Zhao Qingshan pointed to a cell with iron bars on the door not far away, and said, "That's where ......" (to be continued.) )