I touched my bald head, and I felt less and less like a monk anymore, so I couldn't help but sigh and said, "You don't need to ask me about this, I don't have any other ideas except to drink more water." The pen www.biquge.info called the four Arab girls over and said, "We don't mean to insult you, we think that everyone in this world is the same, everyone is equal, and even if we save your life, we don't need you to be grateful." ”

Of course, the four Arab girls couldn't understand Chinese, and Zhao Yunying looked at me viciously as if she was going to eat me, and said my words again in English. The four Arab girls didn't say anything, but nodded their heads in gratitude.

I took a deep breath and said, "But we're far from being out of danger right now, so we're going to stick together and do our best to survive." Now that we know that virgin urine can kill mummies, I want you four girls to help us all and help yourselves. ”

After listening to Zhao Yunying's translation, the four girls looked at each other, and one of them nodded at me and said, "Okay...... We tried to drink more water...... "I myself think this is too embarrassing, but this kind of ideological and political work can only be done by me, and I have been replaced by a dead fat man, and people have to treat him as a hooligan."

The dead fat man and I watched Zhao Yunying lead the four girls to drink tea, and couldn't help but look at each other and smile bitterly. Jian Tianhan came over with a telegram and said, "Brother Jiu called back and said that the first batch of collected urine would arrive in Cairo at about one or two o'clock in the afternoon. The dead fat man and I both breathed a sigh of relief, and the dead fat man hurriedly shouted: "Keep your eyes open, and before noon, you must resist the sneak attack of the mummy." ”

I looked around and sneered, "We're lucky, there is no soft sandy ground at the airport, otherwise it would be more troublesome." The dead fat man also wiped a cold sweat and said, "The key now is how we hold on to this morning." ”

I touched my bald head and said, "I don't have a good way, I can't count on those four girls, I think the only way to do this is to mobilize heavy machine gunners, and after discovering the mummy, break the mummy's leg first." After the mummy lost his legs, at least his movements slowed down. He turned around and greeted Cao Yijing: "Xiao Cao, you take people to prepare a lot of water, if those mummies with broken legs still crawl to us, pour water on them, and then ......"

Before I finished speaking, the dead fat man stared at his little eyes and said, "It's better to water than to pour diesel, and directly burn him to ashes, and see where they can be arrogant." I nodded and said, "Okay, first of all, as you said, pour diesel fuel on his uncle." ”

The plan was decided, and we immediately went our separate ways to get busy, and before we could get ready, mummies appeared in the distance one after another, and our heavy machine gunners immediately opened fire, according to our orders, not to hit the head and the legs first. The bullets of the domestic heavy machine gun are more domineering than the bullets of the Gatling heavy machine gun, no matter how thick the mummy's legs are, if one shot hits, it will definitely hit badly.

The man with two broken legs could only lie on the battlefield and wail and wait for death, but the mummy with two broken legs was not afraid at all, crawled with his hands, and continued to advance towards our position. Some warriors threw ****** out and burned the mummies to death.

The fight outside was in full swing, and the dead fat man and I were both anxious, so the dead fat man said: "Lao Hua, I think that the matter of collecting urine may not be enough from the headquarters alone, the Vietnamese women's army is all women, why don't we ask Sun Hongxu for help." ”

I also felt that I should rush to the doctor at this time, so I asked Jian Tianhan to quickly take a telegram to Sun Hongxu, and I also specifically mentioned in the telegram that I asked Sun Hongxu to help us collect virgin urine, and then help design a high-pressure water gun, so that we can use it to shoot urine.

It didn't take long for Sun Hongxu to reply to the telegram, and he said in the telegram: "It's a shame that you can figure it out, and you still have virgin urine~ Why don't you let me get you the queen mother's urine?" After a few words of reprimanding us, he began to show off his knowledge: "Since Qing Shui is ineffective against mummies, then it means that the system of mummies is only afraid of urine, there are so many people over there, it is enough to urinate yourself, what kind of virgin urine are you looking for?" Virgin urine is the same as your own urine, scientific laboratory analysis, urine is a sterile liquid, and urine is known to contain more than 100 trace active substances, of which about 95% is water, and the rest is a solid part. Among the solids, inorganic substances include sodium, potassium, chlorine, sulfate, phosphate, ammonium salt, calcium ions, etc.; Organic substances mainly include urea, urokinase, epidermal growth factor, growth hormone, erythropoietic growth, gonadotropin, vasorelaxin and antitumor peptides. ”

I looked at the dead fat man and looked at each other, and the dead fat man hurriedly beckoned everyone not to waste it when they have urine, and put it in a bottle, and when they meet a mummy with a broken leg, don't be in a hurry to burn him, drench him with urine first. A brother passed on the word, and after a while, someone came to report it, saying that a man's urine also works, and it can also burn the mummy to ashes.

This time I and the dead fat man were happy, and the dead fat man discussed with me: "Lao Hua, since our urine is also good, let's call the headquarters to fly back the plane that transports urine, don't be funny anymore......" I listened and laughed, but I thought about it, and the smile that was half laughed froze again, and said: "We only have a total of about 1,000 people here, and we don't have much urine in total, I don't know if it's enough, since the headquarters has sent it, we will accept it...... Otherwise, Brother Jiu asked why we didn't want it again, how could we answer? ”

The dead fat man sighed and said, "Then take it...... But old flower, what do you say if we don't have enough urine? I was also worried about this problem, and after thinking about it, I called Jian Tianhan over and said to the other person: "Send a report to Sun Hongxu and ask him if he can synthesize urine." ”

Not long after the telegram was sent, Sun Hongxu called back, we picked it up and looked at it, only to see that it read: "About 95% of the urine is water, but the water in the urine is different from ordinary water, the water that surrounds and maintains the normal cells of the human body is a hexagonal structure, and 62% of the water in urine is hexagonal." In other words, urine is a type of bodily fluid that is difficult to synthesize. ”

I was speechless with the dead fat man, and I was full of black lines: "Look, what is a learned person, even the water is hexagonal." The dead fat man was furious: "This Sun Hongxu knows so much, what is Lao Wo doing in Vietnam?" Chen Yinglang, who called Shanhaihu, took his place and asked him to hurry to report in front of the Cairo army. Asked me: "Lao Hua, what kind of official do you say to arrange for him?" ”

I thought about it for a while: "Let's transfer him over as a deputy staff officer first, my staff department is myself, and it's too pitiful." The dead fat man is not stupid: "It's okay to be a deputy staff officer, but you have to stay by my side, you can't always run with you, in case you both hang up, isn't there no staff officer again." "I had to leave it to him.

Now that there is a way to deal with the mummy, we are all excited, and at this time, Wang Yong also drove a big plane to reconnoiter back. The dead fat man and I called him over and asked, "How's the aerial reconnaissance?" "Egypt is not big, this kid drove a big plane around the sky for more than two hours, and the ghost knew that he was engaged in reconnaissance and began to drive the plane for a ride.

Wang Yong smiled, led me and the dead fat man to the workbench, took off the digital camera from his body, connected it to the computer, opened a photo, and said: "Lao Hua, Commander Yang, you see, this place is Saladin's Castle, this place is very strong, judging by the photo, the thickness of the walls of Saladin's Castle is at least two meters, such a strong fortification, I am afraid it will not work without heavy weapons." ”

The dead fat man rolled his eyes: "It's just a lonely city in the desert, what heavy weapons do you need?" With no water or electricity, it's really impossible to throw some incendiary bombs into it. I shook my head and said, "How can it be so simple, Saladin built the Saladin Castle in order to protect Cairo, needless to say, there must be a well in the castle." In addition, oil is cheap in desert areas, and there are diesel generators everywhere, and power outages are not expected to threaten them. ”

Wang Yong followed my words and said: "Many heavy machine guns can be converted into anti-aircraft machine guns, and although it is okay to throw incendiary bombs, we do not have military fighters in our hands, and it is certainly not possible to use passenger planes." The dead fat man sat down at the computer desk and asked, "Since you know everything, why don't you go and look for heavy weapons?" Wang Yong flipped back the photos one by one and said: "We have seen that there are no heavy armored troops near Cairo, so I flew a long way along the road, and later found a large military camp near the border with Israel, but only a small number of old tanks were found. ”

The dead fat man looked back at me: "Old flower, what's going on?" Isn't Egypt an oil powerhouse? It also guards the Suez Canal, where people rush to deliver money every day, and the Nile Irrigation Area, which is one of the best agricultural lands in the world...... Why are you still so poor? Not even a decent armored unit? ”

I sighed and said, "I can't say this well, I remember the Iran-Iraq war, when Saddam Hussein was afraid that his family would be damaged, so he buried his advanced tanks in the desert to preserve their strength...... You say, do desert countries have the habit of burying armored troops? "Dry sand is inconspicuous, but it is a very good antiseptic material, and tanks and armored vehicles buried in the sand are almost as good as putting them in the refrigerator, and they can keep them fresh.

The dead fat man was angry: "Grass, isn't this a hurry?" Can we still hand out a shovel and turn Egypt over one by one? ”

I patted his round belly and smiled, "Since we can't do it, let's think of other ideas." With a gloomy face, he said: "Lao Yang, the brothers follow the two of us, we have to be serious and responsible, now the entire population base is too small, we can't joke with the lives of the brothers, we must reduce casualties, preferably zero casualties." ”

The dead fat man nodded: "Lao Hua, if you have anything to say, just say it, brother top you." I nodded and said, "Now Egypt's mummified rice dumplings have not yet been formed in large numbers, so we can be partial to Cairo Airport, once the mummies are rushing in droves, our urine supply will definitely not be able to keep up." So we must find a foothold as soon as possible to avoid direct confrontation with the mummy. ”

The dead fat man scratched his face: "The best place, that's Saladin's Castle...... But it's still a long way from us to Saladin's castle, so how can we get there? ”

I rolled my eyes: "Didn't you just say that there are a lot of big planes at Cairo airport?" I don't think it's better for us to use a large plane to convert it into a mobile fortress, that thing is high, zongzi, mummies or something, it can't be threatened, let's squat the random medium mortar on the back of the big plane, can't we hit Saladin's castle? ”

The dead fat man slapped his thigh: "Yes, the range of a medium mortar can reach six kilometers, and they will definitely be able to drink a pot." However, after he finished speaking, he hesitated again: "Lao Hua, you can think about it, you can only take the big road when you drive the big plane fortress, and when the time comes, you can't attack Saladin's castle, and it will be difficult to turn back." ”

I gritted my teeth and said, "Fight, you can't sit here and wait for death, right?" The dead fat man said again: "Dr. Zhao Qingshan is still trapped in Saladin's castle, in case you hit a mortar and kill Dr. Zhao Qingshan by mistake......

I sighed and said, "This can only be left to fate, Dr. Zhao was captured by them and put into Saladin's castle, and it is estimated that he will be imprisoned...... If you still accidentally injure Dr. Zhao, there is no way. ”

Wang Yong made a final explanation next to him: "From here to Saladin's castle, the road is very spacious, only a small number of cars block the road, and when the time comes, the road can be cleared with a recoilless gun, and it should be safe to reach the vicinity of Saladin's castle." ”

This matter can't be slowed down, and the dead fat man immediately made people start modifying it. Anyway, the shells of the big planes are very strong, and we took out a lot of No. 8 wires for safety lines from the airport warehouse, and the shells of the big planes on the left and right were tied like a mummy. Some people even began to dismantle the glass windows on large planes and convert them into makeshift heavy machine gun firing holes.

It was almost noon, and we quickly lifted our only three medium mortars onto the backs of the large planes, and the gun mounts were fixed with iron wire. Cao Yijing personally went to check the serviceability of the artillery, confirmed that there was no problem, and then climbed down.

Our side has just been prepared, and the "virgin urine" special plane sent by the headquarters has also arrived safely, and Su Wan is quite careful, and more than a dozen high-pressure spray guns have been sent at random. With a frown, everyone moved buckets of urine down and carried them to our makeshift large aircraft fort.

After another moment, Fu Binhong and Sun Hongxu also arrived one after another, and everyone shook hands. Fu Binhong brought 200 Living Buddha Self-Defense Army, all of whom were said to have learned to drive tanks with him, and this time they came to Egypt with their teachers for internships. Sun Hongxu also brought a battalion of Vietnamese women's soldiers, and I leaned over and asked quietly: "You can just come by yourself, why are you bringing so many women's soldiers?" The guy was awe-inspiring in the telegram: "They are all virgins, I'm afraid you're right, in case the man's urine is not available, only the virgin's urine is good, aren't we going to be blind temporarily?" ”

Grass! What kind of person is this, oh, when I said that we were right, it was my turn, and I began to be cautious, I squinted at Sun Hongxu, thinking that this guy is so deep that he is really old, and he is eccentric, and even the Buddha will be startled when he sees it.

The airport is a place that can't stay longer, let's see that it's already afternoon, hurry up, I will go first with a large armed plane, and the plane will carry a heavy machine gunner with clear water. The dead fat man also knew that this time he could only succeed and not fail, and if he was one day late, how many mummies would be unearthed in order to keep it uncovered, and then we would definitely suffer a big loss at the unobstructed Cairo airport, so he equipped all the individual bazookas and recoilless guns on my big plane.

So we set off quickly, and it was difficult to hold the Cairo airport tonight, so we simply drove out several large planes, lined up in a long line, and drove into the asphalt road to Saladin's castle. In addition to guns and ammunition, we also equipped the plane with enough clear water. Anyway, there is no need to take off, the carrying capacity of the big plane is surprisingly good, it is comparable to a small train.

My armed plane was at the front, and Wang Yong smiled bitterly in the cab without a windshield: "Lao Hua, it's the first time I've driven such a cool plane." "Not long after I drove out, I found that there was a Honda car blocking the road in front of me, I called Cao Yijing over, he carried the 92-type recoilless single gun and simply aimed at it, "whew" and shot out a shot, and then bombed the Honda car to pieces, and then made up a shot, and cleaned up the road surface.

Along the way, a long column of large planes drove proudly in the city of Cairo, and as soon as they left the city, mummies appeared one after another in the sandy land on both sides. However, we had already prepared, and the special service team immediately sprayed with high-pressure water cannons, and the mummies who were shot immediately smoked and staggered and fell. The only thing that makes me feel bad is that these "virgin urine" have been fermented for half a day, and the smell is really not good.

In this way, our large aircraft wing drove all the way to a place that was only more than five kilometers away from Saladin's castle, we pushed Lao Fu and several of his Indian students onto the back of the big plane, Wang Yong took the walkie-talkie, discussed a few words with Lao Fu, turned the direction of the fuselage, and after a while, Lao Fu's voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Okay, that's it, don't move again...... Old flower, give the order. ”

I nodded, looked at the ancient castle that had been preserved for thousands of years five kilometers away, grabbed the walkie-talkie and said, "Old man, shoot a few shots at their castle first, be careful not to shoot into the castle, Dr. Zhao is still inside." When Fu Binhong heard this, he laughed: "Don't worry, we still plan to go in and live for a few days, if it's all broken, won't we have to live in the open air when we go in." (To be continued.) )