Chapter 17: You Want to Be a Weak Husband

Chuguan Tower.

"Squeak-" The door of a room near the river was pushed open, and the big man named Sun Zhuoyi who saw him in the room walked in and bowed down: "My lord! Zhuo Yi has sent one hundred taels of gold and Li Taibai's "Will Enter the Wine" to Zhu Daoyu.

"Oh? Do you want to let all the people in the Assassin's Mansion see the gold you sent, as I commanded? The big man in the room who was as strong as a bear, and his voice was calm.

Sun Zhuoyi lay on the ground without being instructed but did not dare to move at all, he lowered his head and responded: "Yes, when I entered, there were not a few families and maids who saw bright gold in the Assassin's Mansion. ”

"Hmph, who's going to do that?!" The big man's eyes suddenly froze, and he suddenly slapped his palm out of the window.

"Bang-" The two palms intersected, the big man did not move, but the eavesdropper outside the window was muffled, his body shook slightly, and he jumped from the pavilion to a tree by the river, and then jumped again to disappear.

"My lord? Why did you stop me? Sun Taiyi looked at the arm in front of him with a puzzled expression.

"Hmph, I already knew that someone was eavesdropping, and I just passed the news through his mouth, so I'll see how this Yang Guozhong will deal with it. Besides, this little thief just now used the Daomen's Tiyun Vertical Light Skill, and you can't chase him even if you chase him. "This big man's long hair is tied up haphazardly at the back of his head, messy, like a messy wisp, the tiger's eyes are not angry and self-threatening, the beard is long to the chest, and the end is a mighty and brave. The figure is unusually burly, with a big belly, but the muscles are knotted, which can be called a tiger's back and a bear's waist. The arms with the thickness of ordinary people's thighs are covered with scars left by various sword slashes, which are hideous and terrifying, and at a glance they are memorials left by the battle.

"The adult's skills are superb, and he is like a god, and Zhuo Yi admires it!" Sun Zhuoyi bowed and said.

"Hmph, it's getting late, go back to sleep!" The big man snorted softly, and the candles in the room flickered incessantly, as if they were trembling with fear from this low hum.

Sun Zhuoyi didn't dare to say more, got up and said goodbye, carefully took it to the door from outside, and left respectfully.

"Huh? In the whole world, the only person who knows Taoist kung fu and knows my identity is the person from the Huashan Bajing Palace, right? The big man grinned, smiled indifferently, and said softly to himself.

With a fan-like hand, the red candle was extinguished instantly.

It was bright and Wei Wu rubbed his eyes.

Last night, I was cranky until the third watch, and I just fell asleep, but I dreamed for a while that Duan Qing'er was holding a long sword and stabbed it into her abdomen, but she dreamed that the long sword did not stab into her abdomen, but into Yu Daru's abdomen, and in an instant I dreamed that Li Muxin pointed at the tip of her nose and scolded: "You are a filthy little girl, why do you want to betray me Datang?" The nightmare of this night made Wei Wu's eyes bloodshot and his whole body weak.

"Well, what's wrong with me? Why don't I go out and find a fortune teller to interpret my dreams? Wei Wu pinched his sore neck from sleeping on the plank, and muttered to himself.

"Grandma, I just came to the Yellow Crane Tower as a child, and I directly became a prisoner." Wei Wubai boredly took out a piece of charcoal, looked at the thief, and painted on the wall.

"Wandering rivers and lakes reminiscing about the old tour,

The old man lives and dies for a thousand years,

has put aside the common things,

Leave pride as a prisoner. ”

"Well, fifth brother, what I write is called a classic, wow, good poetry, good words, good writing!" Wei Wu bared his teeth, tilted his head sideways, and grinned, scratching his heart.

"By the way, this Muxin girl, will you come to see me tonight?" Wei Wu's eyes lit up, and he glanced at the tooth marks on his arm that were still faintly painful, and he faintly looked forward to the spicy and gentle Li Muxin.

"The third day is here, will it be far away to get out of prison? Hee-hee, I still study the "Spring Palace Treasure Book" first, and then Xin'er will come to meet her brother~~" Wei Wu took out the Spring Palace Book from his arms, and at first he just regarded this book as a guide to the posture of husband and wife's life, but he didn't expect that it could be used to pass the time now, and it was really good, so he changed the title of the book to "Spring Palace Treasure Book" again in his heart

With his eyes closed and his knees crossed, Wei Wu quickly found a trace of true qi in his body this time, and controlled it to slowly swim around the route in the "Spring Palace Treasure Book".

Wei Wu hurriedly pressed it down with his hand, thinking in his heart, hum, fifth brother, I really deserve to be a small electric motor, let's press the beauty with a pear flower, three times a night and nine hours! Even though he was tortured and suffered for a long time in prison, he was still so strong and powerful, with a mouth that shook, shook his head, and scratched his face.

When I looked up at the window, I saw that it was already noon. Wei Wuyu thought to himself dissatisfied: "Yesterday's research was a whole day, why is the effect so much worse today!" Is it piracy?"

Wei Wu suddenly heard the sound of footsteps coming from the backyard, hurriedly stuffed the pamphlet into his arms, and shouted with a bitter face and weak breath: "Oh, my hungry heart is panicking, and my stomach still hurts!" What to do! Is there anyone? ”

The owner of the footsteps heard Wei Wu's shout, stopped, and after a long time, gradually faded away.

The small door in the backyard was locked with a "creak-" sound, and this person seemed to have come to see if Wei Wu was alive or dead.

"Huh? Isn't it miserable enough for me to scream like this, and not take me out? It seems that the next time someone comes to see me, I'll play dead. Wei Wu pursed his lips and said to himself for the first time when he doubted his acting skills.

Well? But when people see that there are mattresses and steamed buns in my hut, don't they all leak out? Let's hide it first! Thinking of this, Wei Wu took out the gorgeous short sword in his arms and began to dig a pit.

After a busy afternoon, Wei Wu looked at the small pit in front of him with a sweat, thought about it, and threw the mattress and handkerchief into it. looked at the remaining pile of steamed buns in front of him, but he was slightly stunned and stayed. Grandma's, the steamed bun that Xin'er gave me, even if I can't finish it, I want to eat it for the fifth brother!

picked up a snow-white steamed bun and chewed it heavily. Just in time for noon, the hungry Wei Wu nibbled on eight steamed buns in a row, burped, and only felt that his neck was stretched wide.

"Well, there is still a steamed bun left, this is a token of love given to me by Xin'er, I have to keep it." Wei Wu put the remaining piece of steamed buns into his sleeve, only to feel that his mouth was dry, but he couldn't find water to drink, so he reluctantly picked up the "pirated" "Spring Palace Treasure Book" and continued to "study".

Falling on the West Mountain, Wei Wu looked at the old man who was standing tall on the top of the robe, and was stunned, and wondered: "Isn't this "Spring Palace Treasure Book" specially practicing the golden gun on my fifth brother?" ”

How did he know that this "Yimai Jing" was written a few years ago, by a world-famous flower thief Wang Chu, according to folk rumors: this person has superb martial arts, broken boulders on his chest, can stand with both fists, and can cross horses with both arms. But he never insulted the women of good families, and singled out those corrupt officials and corrupt officials. After taking a favorite concubine of a high-ranking official, the high-ranking official was furious and mobilized thousands of soldiers and horses to surround and suppress Wang Chu, but he finally fled. And this "Yi Mai Jing" was left by Wang Chu on the way to escape, which can be called the first miracle secret book in the world.

After cultivating the "Yi Mai Sutra", he only felt refreshed, Wei Wu took two deep breaths, forcibly suppressed a wisp of evil fire in his heart, turned two more pages, and said in surprise: "This action, I have never heard of it, I have never seen it!" Sure enough, it's a treasure, haha! Thinking of Qing'er and Mu Xin's peerless appearance, her slender posture made her heart flutter, and she was raised again.

"What are you looking at?" A faint female voice suddenly remembered in Wei Wu's ears.

"Mom!" Wei Wu was so frightened that he screamed miserably, and the evil qi under his crotch was gone. Suddenly thinking that this was Li Muxin's voice, he stuffed the "Spring Palace Treasure Book" into his arms, turned it around and asked, "You, how did you get in?" ”

"The outside of the door is not locked, only with a wooden top, I walked in!" Li Muxin shrugged her shoulders and said indifferently. Today, she is wearing a black night dress, tightly wrapping her slender figure, but she can vaguely see her peerless figure from the high bulge on her chest and the willow waist that Yingying holds.

"Xin'er, please walk with a little noise next time, so silent, you want to be scared - die for your husband! Even if you can't be scared to death, being scared and disabled will not be good for your future life! Wei Wuzhi looked stunned, the corners of his mouth quickly sucked back a trace of overflowing saliva, worried about the old face, and said sincerely and seriously.

Li Muxin has been in contact with since she was a child, either those romantic and talented people, or the pretentious princes and grandsons, where have you seen such a shameless person, her pretty face turned red to her neck in an instant, and she opened her mouth and snorted: "Bah, who are you a husband!" If you scream again, I'll be, I'll never see you again! ”

"Eh, Xin'er, this can't be done, in the future, you have to come to see me! You see, you have frightened me again today, and I will inseminate you later! Wei Wu grinned, leaned over, and said with a hippie smile.

How could Li Muxin understand the other meaning of his words, but vaguely felt that it must not be a good word, her pretty face was hot, and she snorted: "You person, I came to see you because I think I like to talk to you, if you say these obscene words like this again, I will never come again!" ”

Wei Wu grinned, stretched out his hand to hold the beauty in front of him, and said softly: "How can I be willing to let Xin'er not come?" Even if you don't come to me, Xin'er, I will naturally look for you, even if you hide to the ends of the earth, I will arrest you back to correct your husband! ”

Li Muxin was a little moved by Wei Wu's first two sentences, two beautiful peach blossoms rose on her pretty cheeks, but the last sentence was ashamed and annoyed, seeing that her hand was still in the hands of this unserious person, but she felt that even if her kung fu was a hundred times higher, she would not be able to take back her little hand from the hands of this shameless and filthy little guy.

Wei Wu saw the shyness on the face of the beautiful woman in front of him, his heart rippled, and he unconsciously rubbed the soft wattle in his hand, but suddenly found that there was a raised patch in the palm of this weak and boneless hand.

Through the dim moonlight, Wei Wu looked down, but saw the white and flawless jade hand, but there was a red and swollen blood clot in the palm of his hand.

"Xin'er, why are you hurt? Who did this to you! Wei Wu was distressed when he saw it, and then he couldn't stop but fall into anger.

The fifth brother's heart suddenly became annoyed, my internal wife, only Lao Tzu can fight. Whoever is bullied by others, Lao Tzu will kill whoever he wants!

Li Muxin suddenly withdrew her jade hand, shook her head and said, "It's okay!" Last night, I met an enemy and slapped him in the face. ”

"Come on, come on, let me bandage you!" Wei Wu violently tore off a piece of the corner of his clothes, and picked up Li Muxin's soft liner and said.

"You? Can you heal? Li Muxin stared at her eyes and asked suspiciously.

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