Text 649, The Banquet to Celebrate the Alliance [2/2]

Near noon, Sun Yu woke up. //. 78 No pop-up window Fast update //

Last night, he and the second lady made love for half the night, and when he returned to his room, it was already three watches in the middle of the night, and he didn't want to sleep, so he took out the cracked program he made up and modified and studied it for a while. According to the function field returned from the last failure, Sun Yu made a new adjustment to his cracking program.

So as soon as he fell asleep, it was already noon when he woke up again.

It's early summer, and the temperature is starting to rise, so it's not hot, but the sun is already a little hot. As soon as he woke up, he saw a gentle and gentle girl sitting next to Chuáng, and when he woke up, the girl immediately bent down and gently helped him up, ready to help him change his clothes.

Wow, Sun Yu was startled, what mountain he took a closer look, only to find that this girl was actually small

Xiao Qiao didn't give him a good feeling before, but he didn't expect her to suddenly put on a gentle and watery appearance today, which really frightened Sun Yu's little heart.

"You...... What are you working on? Sun Yu Khan said.

Xiao Qiao smiled softly and said, "I'm here to serve Xianggong to change his clothes." ”

"Excuse me, what the hell are you doing again?"

Xiao Qiao pouted and said, "How can people have any ideas?" You actually married a southern barbarian girl yesterday and came back, Gongjin was very worried, she said that you must be disappointed in our Han women, so you will marry a barbarian girl, it must be that we Han women usually make too much trouble, and there is no woman look. ”

She paused, blushed and said: "Gong Jin is the smartest person in the world, she said that I made too much trouble, it must be that I am wrong, so I have to learn to be gentle now, and I must also learn to serve men and be a great woman." ”

Cough! Sun Yu was so hung that he was scared to death.

Xiao Qiao helped Sun Yu get dressed and let him sit in front of the bronze mirror, and then stood behind Sun Yu, combing Sun Yu's hair with a pair of soft little hands and noses, it seems that she was really trained by Zhou Yu to be very well-behaved.

Sun Yu enjoyed Xiao Qiao's gentle service, and it was a mess. Suddenly, his back softened, and Xiao Qiao's front xiōng stuck to his back, and two soft balls were pressed against his back......

"Wow, what are you doing? Comb your hair, just comb your hair, don't mess around, this action makes me so disgusting. Sun Yu thought that there was a female lily behind him, and this action gave him goosebumps.

Xiao Qiao pouted, "Do you think I'm not disgusting when I meet a man?" It's not all for Gong Jin I want to sleep with her in the future, I have to sleep with you, I have to get used to what it's like to hold a man first. ”

Sun Yu: "......"

You have to get used to it, and I've got to get used to the lily.

The two of them "adapted" to this for a while, and after a long time, Xiao Qiao let go of his hand and retreated: "Well, this feels a little better than I imagined." ”

Cut the nerve! Sun Yu stood up and walked out, and Xiao Zhao Yun ran over and asked him to go to dinner together, so Xiao Qiao also walked out with him.

Xiao Xiao Zhao Yun was very happy today, and her little face was red: "I have a big meal today, the second master and sister asked all of us to go to the banquet, Xiao Yun is so happy." "Oh? Why is there a banquet all of a sudden? Sun Yu asked curiously.

Little Zhao Yun smiled and let out two rows of white teeth: "The second lord said that it was to celebrate our alliance with Nanban and won the ninth god general, and seeing that the ten god generals are about to gather, this is a big event worth celebrating."

Oh, I see! Sun Yu nodded.

The three of them came to the banquet hall together, it was noon at this time, and the other girls had already arrived, only Sun Yu, who slept lazily, came the latest, and saw a long row of tables in the banquet hall, and a girl was sitting behind each table.

Gongsun Yue sat in the chief, next to Zhuge Liang and others were separated, Liu Zhang, the sister of Huā craftsman, also obtained a high position, and Xichuan's generals, including Zhang Ren, Wang Lei and others, were also at the table, and it was really a big banquet where people gathered. There was actually King Duosi on the table, this cute barbarian little girl sat in the corner, and there was no one to talk to, looking at the people around her pitifully, but her mood didn't seem to be bad, and she was also very much looking forward to eating the big meal of the Han people.

"Huh? Why didn't you see Zhu Rong? Sun Yu asked curiously.

Gongsun Yue shrugged his shoulders and said, "She said that in order to celebrate the union of the two families, she wants to make her best meal, which is the hospitality of the Southern Barbarians." ，…

"Oh, then let's do as the locals do." Sun Yu didn't care.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Gongsun Yue's voice fell, King Duosi, who was sitting in the corner, suddenly screamed: "Is Sister Zhurong cooking?" Gongsun Yue nodded.

"Ahh Doth cried bitterly: "Can I ask not to eat a big meal?" Just give me some coarse tea and light rice. "How's that going to work?" Gongsun Yue said solemnly: "You Southern Barbarians don't pay attention to etiquette, we Han people must talk about it, such a major event as the alliance between the two armies must be treated solemnly, how can you use coarse tea and light rice?" ”

At this time, the shì girl began to serve the food, and a large number of plates began to be sent into the hall in turn and placed in front of everyone.

Gongsun Yue looked down, and a plate of yellow things came up on the desk in front of him: "What is this?" Duo Si glanced at it and immediately screamed: "This is a cross-bridge pineapple, you can understand that you Han people often eat cross-bridge rice noodles, but the rice noodles are replaced by pineapples."

Sun Yu was shocked: "What? Pineapple across the bridge? How can this be eaten? ”

Duo Si sneered and said, "You actually let Sister Zhurong cook a big meal, wait to cry, I advise you to quickly send someone else to prepare coarse tea and light rice." ”

At this time, the second dish was delivered, Duo Si swept his eyes casually, and snorted coldly: "This is the sprouts and pineapple... You can understand that you Han people often eat sprouts and pork (in some areas called roasted white), but the meat is replaced with pineapple. ”

Sun Yu was shocked!

Gongsun Yue was shocked!

Liu Zhang was shocked!

All the girls were shocked together!

Then all kinds of dishes are sent in turn, including: yellow stewed pineapple, bean drum pineapple, colorful back to the pot pineapple, pineapple cold lotus, eight treasure pineapple, black three chopped pineapple, red three chopped pineapple, steamed pot pineapple, coriander fried pineapple, golden sand pineapple, pineapple spring ......,

Every time a dish was served, Gongsun Jun's sisters gasped in unison, and when the last dish was served, everyone's noodles became like earth.

This... Is this Nima here to deliver food to his allies, or is he here to poison his allies?

The entire banquet hall was silent, and only the sound of water dripping onto the ground could be heard.

But not everyone can't bear it, and there are still a few girls who can actually eat it.

Little Zhao Yun picked up a chopsticks and took a bite of the eight-treasure pineapple, frowned and said, "Although it is not as delicious as steamed buns, it is much better than being hungry." ”

The white-haired royal sister Huang Zhong was dripping into a cold sweat while swallowing it in a big gulp: "The food sent by the allies to show goodwill, no matter how unpalatable it is, must be eaten, otherwise there will be no justice and justice in this world." Yan Yan, the royal sister who picked the door, didn't care about talking, just eating, and everyone helped her say: "Festival inspection, it's done, don't waste it." ”

The anti-bone girl glanced around at everyone in the hall and sneered: "You say it's not delicious, I want to say it's delicious." Then she grabbed a piece of pineapple spring roll, swallowed it while vomiting, and after eating, said with an iron blue face: "It's delicious, it's delicious!" At this time, Zhu Rong walked in with an apron and smiled at the people in the hall: "Are you still satisfied with my pineapple dinner?" Everyone: "......"

"Huh? Not satisfied? Zhu Rong was shocked.

"No, we're satisfied." King Duosi hurriedly said: "It's delicious, it's so delicious." As she spoke, she desperately glanced at Sun Yu, leaned into Sun Yu's ear and whispered: "Don't say that the pineapple she makes is not delicious, otherwise Sister Zhurong will cry, as soon as she cries, King Meng will be angry, and will release a lot of mosquitoes, flies and other things to attack people, although it will not hurt people, but it will bite all over the head... It's horrible. ”

No way? What else is that? Let's try it and see how it tastes.

Sun Yu sandwiched a piece of sprouts and buckled pineapple, put it in his mouth, and suddenly an indescribable, indistinguishable taste spread in his mouth, bitter, salty, sweet, sour, all the taste bud cells on the tongue were paralyzed within 0.00000001 seconds, and then this terrifying taste hit the center of the brain along the nervous system, freezing the mind.

Damn, it's so unpalatable, collapse! Sun Yu almost foamed at the mouth.

Liu Zhang, the huā craftsman girl next to him, also clamped a piece and was about to put it in Xili, Sun Yu hurriedly stretched out his hand to block it and said: "Sister, don't eat this thing, your body is not good, and you will hang up if you eat indiscriminately." "It's a piece of the hearts of other people's allies, and I have to eat a piece anyway." After all, the craftsman girl is a royal noble, there is a demeanor or something, and the temperament of deedness is also there, she used slender chopsticks to put a piece of steam-pot pineapple into her mouth The moment, the tragic feeling spread from her mouth to the whole body, her body that had recovered from a long illness was overwhelmed, and her eyes suddenly turned black and fainted in Sun Yu's arms.

"Lord!" The elder tuǐ Wenqing girl next to her exclaimed sadly: "Lord, you are an example for me to learn, I will eat this pineapple with you no matter what." ”

Without hesitation, the long tuǐ Wenqing girl picked up a piece of colorful pineapple, this kind of pineapple actually has five kinds of faces, green, red, black, yellow, and blue, and I don't know what technology was used to make the pineapple like this. Wen Qing's sister closed her eyes, threw the colorful pineapple into her mouth and snapped, it seemed that something exploded in her mouth, she shook all over, and felt that she was actually very angry, and couldn't help but say: If one day, you find that the food cooked by your mother is suddenly not delicious: If one day, you find that your father is coughing all the time: If one day, you find that your mother's body is a little rickety: If one day, you find that your father's eyes are starting to faint, please believe that they are not old, but eat a food called pineapple!

At this time, Liu Zhang had already woken up, she saw that Zhang Ren didn't faint after eating pineapple, she couldn't help but cry, hugged Zhang Ren and said, "Good job, you actually tǐng came over!" "Really? I'm tǐng over? The long tuǐ sister was overjoyed and said: "Sure enough, eating pineapple requires perseverance, and the last thing that subordinates lack is perseverance!" ”@。