Text 648, Duo Si fainted with joy [1/2]

648, Duo Si was so happy that he fainted 1/2

It's a piece of! Sun Yu really can't stand the female hooligan, as soon as this guy encounters something related to "pushing down", "what", "popping", and "putting on an eighteen-like appearance", he immediately comes to his strength, and jumps faster than anyone else. //. 78 No pop-up window Fast update //

Dude, I just went to intercept a camp in the middle of the night, and I wanted to take a hostage and come back, why did it become a kiss robbery? Why are you forced to marry a brute girl back? Isn't that unreliable?

Sun Yu hurriedly covered the female hooligan's mouth, and then said to Zhu Rong: "Miss Zhu, look...... I just went to intercept your camp, not to rob relatives, this is just a misunderstanding, let's talk about this misunderstanding and it's over. ”

"Oh...... This is not a misunderstanding. Zhu Rong said very seriously: "My soldiers have all seen it, this marriage ...... In our Nanban has been recognized. Even if I go back to Nanban, I can't marry another man. ”

It turns out that there is a custom in Nanban, a woman or a man, has robbed or been robbed, other people can no longer rob, in other words, Nanban is basically monogamy, which is very common among ethnic minorities, in fact, in China for 5,000 years, although the Han people have always been polygamous, but there are many southern ethnic minorities who practice monogamy.

For example, the Miao people, although there are occasional cases of Miao polygamy, most families are monogamous, and the same is true of the Zhuang people. Nanban is a collective name for a variety of ethnic minorities, which also contains various customs, and Zhurong's tribe is the one that practices monogamy.

Zhu Rong said aggrievedly: "You snatched me in front of more than 100 clansmen in the middle of the night, and now you don't admit it, and no one wants it after I go back......"

"It's a misunderstanding, go back and make it clear." Sun Yu wiped his sweat.

"How can you say it clearly when you rob your relatives?" Zhu Rong was anxious: "No, you have to marry me, otherwise I will call my sister to help me out...... Reinforcements from the Nanban! ”

Khan, Sun Yu Khan, how did things become like this? My marriage is Mao suddenly related to the war, look at the current meaning, if I agree to marry her, Meng Shu will start, if you don't agree, you have to fight?

You...... You're forced to get married! Sun Yuda was depressed.

Seeing Sun Yu's unwilling look, Zhu Rong suddenly remembered some customs of the Han people, she organized the language in her mind, and then said in stammering Chinese: "You...... You barged in while I was in the shower, and I was all watched by you...... According to the custom of your Han people, you must also marry me. ”

Instead, the barbarian girl is direct, how can she say such a thing in front of outsiders?

Sure enough, as soon as this sentence came out, Zhuge Liang and Cai Yan next to them looked at Sun Yu with an indescribable look in their eyes, and the female hooligan was just that, and the innocent girl Cai Yan's eyes clearly had a meaning of "Oh, so it was".

She picked up the lyre that had just fallen to the ground, coughed dryly, and then said softly: "Mr. Xunzhen, since you have seen Sister Zhu's whole body, you should take responsibility, I think you should marry her, otherwise people will not be able to be human." ”

Zhuge Liang laughed twice, leaned into Sun Yu's ear, and said in a low voice: "How is it?" Is she in good shape? If you have a big butt and a big butt, you won't suffer if you marry. ”

Sun Yu Khan: "Brother, I have also seen Dong Zhuo, am I also responsible for Dong Zhuo?" ”

Cai Yan was shocked: "What? Have you even seen Dong Zhuo take a bath? Oh, my God! Although Dong Zhuo is a bit of a thing, you should also fulfill your responsibilities, well, I think you should announce the world and be responsible for Dong Zhuo. ”

Sun Yu: "......"

"Okay, I agreed to this on behalf of Xunzhen, and now you are her wife." Zhuge Liang no longer cared about Sun Yu's opinion, and smiled directly at Zhu Rong: "I will send someone to help you send the letter back to the barbarian camp, and let them pass the letter to Meng Shu." ”

I wish you a great deal.

Sun Yu was unhappy: "Hey, how can you make a decision for me?" ”

Zhuge Liang stretched out his little feet, stepped on Sun Yu's instep with a "snap", bit his ear and hummed: "It's not good to get cheap here, the old lady still doesn't know what you men think?" You men want to get other women's hands on it, and you're afraid of ruining your reputation, I'll help you carry the face problem, and you're still pretending to be a fart. ”

Belch...... I'm not that kind of person, okay? I'm mainly afraid that rejecting her will lead to continuing to fight with the Nanban, if I marry her, I can immediately get the "Beast Clan" Meng Huo, and this marriage can be concluded...... Sun Yu was embarrassed to refuse again.

"Alright, Licheng!" Zhuge Liang snorted: "Send it into the cave room." ”

Damn, so that it is considered a courtesy? Anyway, you should have a wedding or something, right? And Zhurong, this woman is the second time I've seen today, why is it going to develop to the cave room? This will not be right!

Fortunately, Zhu Rong didn't agree to the cave house, it turned out that Nanban also has a custom called "not falling into the husband's house", it turns out that after the man and woman get married, the woman can't live in her husband's house in the first three days, and it takes three days to go.

Sun Yu asked nm01 to check, and the Zhuang people who don't fall behind the family also have customs, which is not a very strange rule.

Fortunately, I used these three days to rush back to Chengdu, and as soon as I arrived in Chengdu, there were more women, and I was not afraid that Zhu Rong would have to live with him, and he could rely on it.

Three days later, Sun Yu and others returned to Chengdu.

Gongsun Yue took a few sisters to wait for Sun Yu to come back at the city gate, and finally waited for his man to come back, but saw Sun Yu followed by a Nanban woman, and took a closer look, wasn't it Zhu Rong who had fought a few days ago?

"Seeking Truth...... What's going on? ”

Sun Yu coughed dryly and said, "This is what I captured from the night attack on the enemy camp, hostage, uh-huh, it's a hostage." ”

"I'm not a hostage, Brother Ayu, don't talk nonsense." Zhu Rong seriously defended: "I am Brother Ayu's wife. ”

Gongsun Yue: "......"

The small vinegar jar is overturned!

"Hey, Xunzhen, you're too much, we've known each other for many years before you married me! Why did you and this woman only meet twice and get married? Gongsun Yue said angrily: "I don't do it, I don't follow, I don't accept it, I'm angry!" ”

Sun Yu Khan.

Gongsun Yue jumped in front of Zhu Rong, turned around Zhu Rong twice, and then cried: "I understand, this woman is bigger than me and her ass is more warped than mine, so you liked it at a glance, but I am not beautiful, it took you a few years to like me, it was too much." ”

Sister Cai Yan saw Gongsun crying, and hurriedly came up to comfort: "Mr. Xunzhen accidentally broke into this barbarian girl's bathhouse and saw her body, so he had to be responsible for marrying her, this is also a helpless thing, don't be sad for the second lord." ”

With her comfort, Bian Xi's sister next to her suddenly complained: "Seeking the truth, it turns out that such a reason is okay?" Well, I also want you to be responsible for me, the first time we met, you tore my clothes, you can't rely on this. ”

I'm dizzy, you're getting messier and messier, and you still think my head isn't big enough?

Sun Yu hurriedly picked up Gongsun Yue and ran towards the mansion, the little vinegar jar was angry, twisted uneasily in his arms, and kicked him.

After taking the second miss back to the house, he threw it on the chuáng without saying a word, held it down, and made a mess for a while, and the second miss who was still crying just now was suddenly as soft as a puddle of mud, and was put into an eighteen-like appearance by Sun Yu, and even forgot to cry.

When the clouds and rain stopped, Sun Yu hugged the second lady's slippery body and said in a low voice: "Look, it's a lot of money...... I've been saving it for days, proving that nothing happened to me and that brute girl. ”

Some kind of white liquid was flowing down the smooth big tuǐ of the second miss, and the innocent second miss was so ashamed that she couldn't even raise her head, she stretched out her hand and exclaimed: "Sure enough, there are a lot, if something happens, there must not be so much stock...... Well, I also think that nothing happened to you and that brute girl now, but why would you want to marry her? At the beginning, you pushed back and forth and refused to marry me and my sister. ”

Sun Yu had no choice but to cheekily tell the details of the night attack, claiming that he was willing to marry Zhu Rong just to subdue the "beast god".

The little second sister was relieved, once she found out that this was beneficial, her jealousy suddenly flew away, and she grinned: "It turns out that the women who deal with the Nanban can still do this, not bad!" Seeking the truth, let's just carry dozens of sedan chairs out and snatch all the women of the Nanban back, it is much easier to defeat them and then collect their hearts. ”

Sun Yu: "......"

While the little couple were talking affectionately on the chuáng, King Duosi in the backyard was happily eating coarse tea and light rice, she took a bite of white rice in her mouth with chopsticks, and savored it with satisfaction...... She was intoxicated by the pure aroma of the rice.

"No pineapple flavor...... I don't even have the slightest pineapple flavor, I'm so happy! Duo Si muttered: "I don't want to go back to Nanban after eating such a meal every day." ”

As soon as Duosi's words fell, the door was suddenly pushed open, and Zhu Rong walked in with a smile and said, "King Duosi, I feel relieved to see that you are safe and sound." ”

"Huh? Sister Zhurong...... You...... How did you get caught too? ”

Zhu Rong shook his head and said with a smile: "I am married to General Sun Yu of Gongsun Jun, and I will live here in the future." When I came in just now, I heard you say that you don't want to go back to Nanban......"

It turned out that when Zhu Rong pushed the door, he only heard the last half of the sentence "I don't want to go back to Nanban", and didn't hear what Duo Si said earlier.

She said seriously to Duo Si: "Since you won't go back, that's just right, let's not go back, you can eat the pineapple dinner I made every day." ”

Doth was shocked!

Doth Khan!

Duo Si yù cry without tears!

Doth screamed and fainted!

Zhu Rong lovingly mō Duosi's little face, and said distressedly: "Look at this child, I actually fainted with joy." ”ro@。