165 I want to be the main character

As soon as the host's words fell, Su Qin walked out from behind the scenes. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The sketch they performed this time is called "I want to be the protagonist", which is actually the sketch "The Protagonist and Supporting Role" performed by Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao in the 1990 Spring Festival Gala on Earth, but some details have been modified.

The empire has also been violated by a similar kind of small Japan on the earth, and the people of the empire also call each other little devils, and there are also titles such as Taijun, so these things can be used.

Su Qin played the role of Zhu Shimao, and Wang Zusoft played the role of Chen Peisi.

Su Qin was wearing a white shirt, looking from a distance, his temperament was outstanding, his body was straight when he walked, and every step was vigorous.

When he walked to the stage, Wang Zusoft walked out from behind the scenes.

Wang Zusoft's appearance is completely different from Su Qin's, tiptoeing, thief's eyebrows, like a thief exploring the way, plus his dress, it makes people laugh.

The huge contrast between the two attracted the audience at once.

Many leaders of the Army Art Troupe were stunned: "How did Wang Zusoft become like this?" I want to laugh when I see him like that! ”

Many officers and men of the peacekeeping infantry battalion were a little grinning.

"Huh? Who is this? Army Art Troupe? How do I think he's top notch. Hooligans? ”

This image ...... It's so funny, I can't help it! ”

"Although we soldiers don't pay attention to image, isn't it bad to let this kind of guy enter the army?" Someone frowned.

"People are performing, do you think people are really like this!" The man next to him sneered.

"Huh? I.... Ha ha..... I really thought this guy was really like this! This performance ability.... It's too awesome, isn't it? ”

on stage.

Su Qin and Wang Zusoft took the costumes and put them on.

Wang Zusoft shook his clothes: "Huh? Isn't that right? ”

"What's wrong?"

"This costume is not mine."

"It's yours."

"You must have taken the wrong ......"

"What did you get wrong?"

"I'll see what you're wearing."

"Don't look! This one is yours! ”

"Not mine."

"You're a traitor!"

"I'm a traitor?! Which play? ”

"That's it."

"Huh? Am I mutinous again? ”

Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing!

"I'm mutinous again? Hey, how many times has this guy mutinied? ”

"But this guy looks like a traitor at first glance!"

Everyone laughed.

This script is really classic, when I was on earth, even if more than ten years have passed, but when I look back at this work, many people still can't help but laugh and cry.

The work lasts about 16 minutes, and the audience laughs almost every minute.

The script was already good, and Su Qin and Wang Zusoft's performances were also very exciting, so after a while, two-thirds of the time had passed.

On stage, the sketch entered the finishing stage.

Wang Zusoft finally succeeded in becoming the protagonist of a positive image, but his image collapsed not long after!

"Ahh

"Understand what?"

"It's been a long time, and you kid has given me the benefits that Taijun gave me - all the kickbacks!"

Seeing this, hahaha, the peacekeepers couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed so much that tears came out.

"Ouch, hey, why is this traitor's image so classic!"

"Eat kickbacks? Traitors eat kickbacks! Hahaha.... It's a laughing death! ”

The officers and men all leaned forward and backward with laughter.

But the show goes on.

"There's a kickback!" Su Qin asked in surprise.

Wang Zusoft pointed a gun at Su Qin: "Say!" Do you have! ”

"Nope!"

"Don't pretend to be confused with me!" Wang Zusoft picked the brim of his hat with a gun, and his angry appearance made people want to laugh at a glance: "Don't you know when I do?" ”

"What do you know?"

"Huh! The Imperial Army told me when I came......"

"How?"

"The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message."

"Hmm."

"As long as you surrender to the imperial army - you are guaranteed to be prosperous and rich for the rest of your life, and the golden ticket is big......"

In the audience, the officers and soldiers of the peacekeeping infantry battalion burst into tears.

Even the senior officers and other leaders sitting in the first row, who usually have a serious face for the sake of their image, are all laughing and bending down at this moment, and some people even almost get angry!

When Su Qin and Wang Zuruan bowed to everyone together and thanked them, the audience, whether ordinary soldiers or officers, all stood up and applauded.

Bang Bang Bang!

The applause lasted for more than thirty seconds.

This level of popularity has not been enjoyed by any show before.

Behind the stage, the preparation room.

The next performer was full of bitterness.

"It's over! The program that has been so hard to prepare is ready for nothing! One of the guests sighed.

"Oh my God! Why are we so miserable! Why was he ranked behind Brother Wang! It's okay now, no matter how good the performance is, it will be covered by their light, but if the performance is slightly flawed, it will be magnified countless times, how can this be performed! ”

Lounge.

Many literary and artistic soldiers have complicated faces.

Everyone said before that Wang Zusoft was going to finish tonight and was going to make a big mistake, but they just received more than 30 seconds of applause, and their popularity surpassed that of anyone who appeared before.

Professionally speaking, Wang Zusoft's level has not only not been suppressed in any way, but has been played explosively!

It is no exaggeration to say that this is Wang Zusoft's most perfect performance in so many years!

If you exclude the factor that this show is just a sketch, then Wang Zusoft's performance can directly score 100 points!

Everyone is not stupid, everyone understands that Wang Zusoft can have all this tonight, just because of Su Qin!

But everyone actually said that about Su Qin before......

It hurts so much to be beaten in the face!

"It's over, I'm going to be trained by the head of the regiment again in the future!" Everyone's hearts are secretly bitter!

However, everyone and Wang Zuruan are brothers and comrades-in-arms, so although there was some embarrassment on their faces, when Su Qin and Wang Zuruan came back from the stage, everyone still gathered around and praised them.

"Lao Wang, I can't see it, your comedy talent is so good!"

"Brother Wang, it seems that you really should change your career!"

"Lao Wang, if you take this show to participate in the comedy competition, I believe you will be an instant hit!"

Zhao Qingping had been sitting on the sofa for a while before standing up, he walked to Wang Zuruan's side without saying a word, and patted him on the shoulder: "Old Wang, it seems that I was wrong." ”

Then, he looked at Su Qin: "Comrade Su Qin, I'm really sorry, I had some opinions about you before, and I always felt that Lao Wang would definitely be led by you, but now I know that I was wrong, so I apologize to you, I'm sorry!" ”

"This is my brother, Zhao Qingping." Wang Zusoft hurriedly introduced!

Su Qin hurriedly supported Zhao Qingping, who was about to bow: "Brother Zhao, don't be like this, I'm just lucky!" ”

"Comrade Su Qin, I also want to apologize to you."

Zhao Qingping spoke, and many people gathered around.

Everyone is a soldier, straight to the point, as soon as the words are spoken, the embarrassment disappears after a while, and the atmosphere gradually becomes harmonious.

"Su Qin, it seems that I have to let you dial a little, Wang Zusoft has been unknown for more than ten years, but tonight he became an instant hit, I am a little jealous of him!" Someone laughed and quipped.

"I want to be popular too, Su Qin, you can help me see if I have the potential to be popular!"

"And me, and me!"

Everyone surrounded Su Qin together.

In the auditorium, the condolence performance is nearing its end.

Many peacekeepers clapped their hands and muttered, "Alas, it's still fun with the previous sketch!" ”

"Yes! I laughed more than a dozen times today, and it's all thanks to that sketch! I yawned at the rest of this. ”

"These people are really, I don't know that we have worked hard in the rain of bullets for more than half a year, and our nerves are too tense, and now we actually just want to relax and relax? What kind of classical dance do you want to show us, if the beautiful woman dances, it's okay, but there are a few men, I almost dozed off! ”

"Me too, if it weren't for the battalion commander in front, I would have wanted to kill people!"

Everyone muttered and whispered.

After a while, someone suddenly said, "They won't be able to go back tonight, or we'll find those two guys in a while and ask them to give us a few more sketches or tell us a joke!" ”

"Yes, yes, I'm in favor."

"I also agree, I'm really tired for a while, and I really want to relax."