Episode 155 The Hero is high
Although the idea of the dead fat man has an element of nonsense, it is still very desirable to calm down and think about it. Because of the same beliefs, Indian monks naturally feel very cordial when they meet Chinese monks, and it is naturally very easy for us to get any useful information.
Of course, even if we pretend to be a monk and go to India, then we are not learning from the experience, in fact, our purpose is closer to kidnapping. So after a few words, we all decided to go to the temples in India first, after all, they are more closely related to Sanskrit.
I hesitated and said, "Well, I'm afraid we have to be more meticulous." India is different from China in that it has a special linguistic situation, with about 2,000 languages spoken in India, 55 of which have their own scripts and literatures. There are 19 well-established languages with their own literary treasure troves that are designated as the official languages of India. The official languages alone are English and Hindi. Whereas Sanskrit is closer to Hindi. If we are going to find someone who knows Sanskrit, we have to think about how to communicate with this person, and if unfortunately he only speaks Hindi, then we have to find another person who can speak English and Hindi, otherwise we still can't communicate with him. ”
The dead fat man frowned: "Ah San hasn't listened to Niu Fork in the past few years, why is it so messy in China?" Even the language is not unified. I sighed: "Language is not a problem, India still retains the caste system, a person's status is destined from birth, and there is rarely a chance for a salted fish to turn over." After looking at the dead fat man and not understanding, he explained: "In other words, what is your father's identity, after you are born, you are destined to be the same level of identity, and you cannot be surpassed." ”
In the 7th century BCE, Brahmanism was formed on the basis of Vedic religion, which advocated the Vedic revelation, the omnipotence of priesthood, and the supremacy of Brahman. The people are divided into four castes: Brahmins (priests), Kshatriyas (warriors), Vaishyas (peasants and merchants), and Shudras (unskilled laborers), with a hierarchy of untouchables. Since then, many subcastes have evolved from the four major castes. There are strict boundaries between castes, and not only can they not intermarry, but they are not allowed to sit or eat together.
The dead fat man scolded: "It's really ****** enough bastard system." ”
I laughed: "There are too many things to do for bastards, remember that after arriving in India, don't drink the local tap water easily, our stomach will not be able to stand it." General Lai said next to him: "Since you are going to India, you will need to use a long-distance passenger plane." I nodded: "Yes, is there a place in Tengchong?" ”
General Lai nodded: "Yes, there are still a few Boeing 727s...... his face turned worried: "But Lao Hua, we have to be more careful this time, India has a large population, and the outbreak of the doomsday virus will cause a catastrophe to India, and it may be difficult to meet survivors as soon as possible like in China." In addition, it is difficult to get help in a foreign country and without understanding the language. ”
The dead fat man and I both smiled hippie, and I said, "So, old man, we need you to answer us at all times, and when the time comes, we will give you the coordinates, and you will support us with long-range artillery fire." This time, I mainly went to find a Sanskrit translator, and of course I didn't have to go to many people, or me, the dead fat man, Lao Che, Ou Xiang, Jian Tianhan, Cao Yijing, Sun Qi and Wu Shuyuan. General Lai was silent for a while, and said: "Okay, it seems that I can't go this time, but that can't let the two of you go like this, eight people are indeed too few, in my opinion, you'd better take Sun Hongxu with you, anyway, it's only a few days, and it shouldn't delay him much." That kid knows a lot about weapons, creatures, and so on, and he's very smart, or he can help you a little bit. ”
I nodded solemnly: "Sun Hongxu must be brought, among us people, only he knows a few words of Sanskrit, if we don't bring him, we will catch a French translator and make a big joke." ”
General Lai touched his nose: "Then let's start preparing now, last night I sent Jin **** and them to find a helicopter overnight, and now send him to explore the airport in Tengchong City." He called Guo Yahui and Jin **** over, said something to Guo Yahui in Vietnamese, and then said to Jin ****: "You take Guo Yahui and take a helicopter to Tengchong Airport to check whether the plane and the airport are still available." Then fly to the 1058 Heights to pick up Sun Hongxu. ”
After sending away Jin **** and them, we immediately sent a telegram to Sun Hongxu, who was far away at the Daqingshan base, and asked him to arrange the work in hand as soon as possible, and then immediately rushed to the exit of the 1058 highland, waiting for the helicopter to pick it up. Sun Hongxu quickly called back and said that he would do so immediately.
The matter here has just been dealt with, and our telegraph machine is ticking again, and after a while, Jian Tianhan took the telegram and asked hesitantly, "Old flower, what's going on?" Did Uncle Sam's head get into the water? How can we be asked to launch ICBMs carrying nuclear warheads? ”
After the three of us heard this, we were all shocked, I grass, what are you kidding! When I grabbed the telegram, I saw that it read: "The last ICBM landed very accurately, and we were very surprised by the achievements of the Chinese in the field of missiles, and if it is convenient, we hope that the Chinese side will launch one or three more nuclear warheads." ”
General Lai and the dead fat man and I looked at each other and were speechless, and it took a long time for the dead fat man to say: "This is what he asked us to send, but we didn't deliberately attack the US mainland with nuclear missiles...... Otherwise, we will add another zero to him, shoot him ten to thirty nuclear missiles in one go, and directly level the United States, although the survivors of the United States will inevitably lose a little, but we can also wipe out the army of the dungeon, and we will still be cost-effective, and we will not lose money. ”
General Lai glared at him and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Do you think a nuclear bomb will blow up like a grenade? The greatest horror of nuclear bombs is the endless nuclear radiation. It's not impossible for us to wipe out the United States in one go, but the radioactive fallout stirred up by the nuclear bomb will permeate the entire atmosphere and will not subside for decades. The dead fat man quickly wiped his sweat and muttered, "You don't need to say it so seriously......"
I suddenly thought of another thing, so I gave Jian Tianhan a look: "If you call back, you will say that this matter requires the consent of Brother Jiu, and we have no right to launch a nuclear bomb without authorization." Less than three minutes after the telegram was sent, Uncle Sam called back, and Jian Tianhan took the telegram and read: "****** and Captain Yang are in a high position in the Fort Duo base, so there is no need to trouble Brother Jiu for a trivial matter like this to launch a nuclear bomb, right?" ”
After hearing this, General Lai smiled and said: "This Uncle Sam is also a bastard, this telegram is obviously to sow discord, what is a nuclear bomb?" The nuclear bomb is an important weapon of the country, even if it is old...... That can't ignore the existence of the ninth brother. The American devil was originally uneasy and kind. ”
When I heard this, I couldn't help but be silent, and it took a long time before I asked, "Lai, do you think that even you think that I have some meritorious achievements?" When General Lai heard this, he sighed, shook his head, and did not speak. All three of us were silent, and neither of us spoke again.
We have to face an enemy of a foreign race, this is not to be argued, but do we only need to face pressure from the outside world? Any society is made up of groups, and the contradictions within the group are sometimes no less than the threats from outside. Do you still remember what Cixi's old ladies said when the family and country were in crisis at the end of the Qing Dynasty? Rather with foreigners, not with domestic slaves! Many people see internal threats as greater than external threats.
So, what does Su Wan think of me? What happened in Guangxi, it is difficult to ensure that it will not be exposed, in case Su Wan knows, I'm afraid she won't trust me so much, right? Women are all sensual, and she can't even tolerate a dead fat man who is to be made up of a small C, so will she ignore my very Sun Yu's affairs?
Inadvertently raised his eyes, and saw that the dead fat man and General Lai were also helpless, and couldn't help but wake up violently: I'm dizzy, at this time, don't let a few of us see each other have their own hearts. What time is it? Now is the final moment for the entire human race to face life and death.
I was about to say something, when the dead fat man suddenly said: "Old flower, I'm afraid some things really can't be delayed, or ...... You propose like Su Wan......" He sighed: "I'm afraid that only in this way can our base develop steadily." Don't look at me, don't say that I don't have the ambition to be the number one in the world and the boss of the human race, even if I have ambitions, Fuldo will not recommend me to take the lead. There are only two left, you and Brother Jiu, it's really hard to compare. "General Lai has not long joined, and he has expressed his opinion on the poor distribution of power within Fortune, so he just listens quietly.
The dead fat man continued: "Anyway, Brother Nine is the public leader of our Fortune, and the Little Fish Radio Station has already begun to announce Brother Jiu's status to the world twenty-four hours a day. Over the past few days, Su Wan's efforts have been counted in everyone...... "Look at me." continued: "But everyone knows that now all the external foundations of Fulduo are made by Lao Hua and others, and the only exception may be the small base I established on Bijia Mountain in Jinzhou. In this way, there is a very interesting situation, that is, in the headquarters, Brother Jiu's reputation is undoubtedly the highest, but in any branch base, Lao Hua's popularity is undoubtedly the best. The point is that even in the headquarters of Fuldor, if you really want to vote for the leader, I am afraid that Brother Jiu will get at most half of the votes, and Lao Hua will be able to get at least one-third. ”
I hurriedly waved my hand: "It's not as serious as you say." The dead fat man snorted: "What's not as serious as I said?" In fact, even in the headquarters of Fuldor, many people are convinced by you and dissatisfied with Su Wan. Su Wan didn't know this kind of situation in her heart, but she couldn't solve it, after all, I want to recommend you to be the boss of Fuleduo, and I, Yang Toad, was the first to disagree, at least not now. ”
I glared at him, "I don't need your promise, I didn't even want to do it alone." The dead fat man said with disdain: "It's useless for you to think about it, now we are going to India soon, and when we come back from India, we will go to Egypt, even if you don't have to go abroad in the future, then at least you have to go to Harbin, right?" People have been waiting for you...... You said that you run to a dangerous place, and if something happens, and there is no one at the headquarters, won't it be a mess all of a sudden? ”
"I know what you're talking all this nonsense for......" I said angrily. The dead fat man sighed: "So, why don't you propose to Su Wan quickly, and if the relationship is confirmed, it will be easy to do, anyway, the two of you are a family of two, and whoever has the final say is not all one family." He glanced at General Lai: "Besides, the two of us raised a big girl so high, you said that she would marry like this in the future?" Do you want Su Wan to marry the leader of a foreign base? ”
I just laughed: "What nonsense are you talking about? Su Wan has to marry me like this, can't she marry you? Even if you marry Lao Lai, it's not that you can't say it. General Lai hurriedly shook his head: "Don't get involved with me, I'm in my forties, don't dare to delay the beautiful life of the ninth brother...... As for Captain Yang, I don't think it's enough, the external conditions are too poor, and Brother Jiu has been the leader for so long, and it is estimated that he can't look down on his fat body. ”
The dead fat man was unhappy: "I said Lai, you're not right, I never said that you were old, why did you open your mouth and shut up and say that I was fat?" Don't talk short in front of you, look at the two of you, you don't talk a lot of fat words around me......" I laughed and scolded: "You just talk nonsense." ”
The dead fat man observed his words: "It seems that Lao Hua is finally tempted, are you ready to accept my suggestion?" He rolled up his sleeves: "It's all your own brothers, you just say it, do you plan to write a love letter or bother the fat man to endorse me?" Although I haven't done the job of protecting the media and pulling fiber in my life, but don't worry, brother, I will go all out to ensure that you can hold the beauty. ”
I was full of black lines: "Still holding the beauty?" I suspect you've never been a matchmaker at all. The dead fat man was speechless for a while, and asked General Lai: "Old Lai, have you ever been a matchmaker?" General Lai hurriedly waved his hand: "I'm full of big-headed soldiers here, and I can't see women, so why don't you mention the media." The dead fat man did not admit it: "What is there no woman?" Isn't Liu Ruobing a woman? I don't believe that there is only one woman in your base. ”
General Lai had no choice but to admit defeat: "Well, the notices of the health team are all women...... However, I am in the combat department, except for illness, I basically don't go to the health department, if it weren't for this virus outbreak, I wouldn't have had the opportunity to meet Liu Ruobing, the head nurse. The dead fat man looked back at me: "Lao Hua, it seems that you can't count on Lao Lai, and at a critical time, you have to rely on your fat brother." ”
I was full of black lines: "Forget it, what ******** pay attention to is your love and my willingness, this guy, let you do it as if it is a political task, it would be strange if Brother Jiu bought your account." Let Jian Tianhan take out a map: "Let's wait until we come back from India, let's talk about the marriage proposal later, now let's study where to land in India, it's good ......******, Indian Buddhism has long since died out, and I don't know if we can find a Buddhist temple." ”
The dead fat man scoffed: "Are you stupid? Can you find a Buddhist temple on the map? Even if you have a map of China, you can't find a Buddhist temple in China, let alone India. General Lai turned around and left, saying as he walked: "I'd better go find some information to check, just looking at a map is too unreliable." ”
After a while, Lao Lai came back, holding a stack of books in his arms, and put them on the table: "Good guy, fortunately, Staff Officer Jia of our base likes to study Buddhism, otherwise I really can't find suitable books." ”
I hurriedly picked up a copy and opened it to see the following paragraph: "What are the Buddhist monasteries around the world?" The answer is that it is basically only available in China, and there are not many in India, where Buddhism is based! The foundations of Indian Buddhism have been completely burned in the 11th-13th centuries A.D. by the Turkic peoples, who had long embraced ****** religion! In the late 12th and early 13th centuries, the Turks invaded Bihar and Bengal, and the last remaining Buddhist temples in India, the Flying Temple, Nalanda Temple, and Chaoyan Temple, were sacked, and the monks were either killed or escaped. This marked the demise of Buddhism, which had been practiced in India for more than 1,700 years. India, the 'birthplace of Buddhism', has less than one percent of the population. Now Buddhism has been shut out of India! ”
I was speechless when I read this information, and the fat man over there also found a useful piece of information and showed it to me: "In 1957, Indian Buddhists organized a Buddhist political party, the Republican Party. Later, some of them were dissatisfied with the Republican Party's political line and formed the Leopard Party, which had some influence in Mumbai and Mahashtra. ”
I touched my nose: "It seems that you don't have to think about pretending to be a monk to learn scriptures, and there are no decent Buddhist temples in India now." In my opinion, if it doesn't work, let's go to Mumbai, anyway, it is also the largest city in India, and there should be a lot of intellectuals, and more importantly, it is the nest of the Buddhist Republican Party, even if we can't find people who understand Sanskrit, then it's good to be able to find Sanskrit materials. "The three of us voted by a show of hands, and we chose the city of Mumbai, India, as our destination.
The next thing is to find information about Mumbai, but unfortunately this is a bit difficult, that Jia staff officer is only interested in Buddhist culture, so there is no detailed information about India, but General Lai finally found us some geographical information about Mumbai, which is used when preparing for fire strikes.
The Mumbai region is not part of the South Asian subcontinent, in fact, the Mumbai region is made up of seven small islands, which have been continuously populated by successive colonizers to give the Mumbai Peninsula what it is today. I looked at Mumbai's shape on the map and couldn't help frowning: "How does it look like a crab claw growing out of a South Asian subcontinent?" "The Bombay Peninsula is less than two or three kilometers wide on the mainland, and on such a peninsula of more than 400 square kilometers, there are 14 million people living in the urban area and 25 million people in the suburbs.
The dead fat man is very good at calculating: "Fourteen million plus twenty-five million is about 40 million people, divided by 10,000...... Excluding the uncertainty that could reduce the population by half, we can find about two or three thousand survivors in Mumbai, and there will definitely be people among them who know Sanskrit! (To be continued.) )