Episode 154 Luxury bus
The word Fengbo, generally speaking, people pay more attention to the word wind in front, and the literal understanding is, of course, a person who can use the wind. However, according to Dr. Zhao Qingshan's explanation of the fake character of Guwentong, then this Bo character is likely to refer to white, or something white.
If this is the case, then the word Feng Bo has a completely different interpretation, if Bo refers to something white, then the previous word Feng should be interpreted as a verb or an adjective, that is to say, the word Feng Bo is likely to refer to a white object that is blown by the wind.
According to scientific analysis, it is likely that when the snow lotus grows, it is very dependent on a certain gas such as oxygen or carbon dioxide, and if the supply is insufficient, the snow lotus will quickly wither due to environmental discomfort.
In any case, the Snow Lotus is a magical thing, and whether it is a wind or not, at least we need it very much, so I have to make a big deal with the Snow Apes to make this deal.
What makes me very happy is that my proposal was quickly accepted by the two snow apes, so I used the walkie-talkie to contact General Lai and told him about the situation, General Lai was quite surprised after hearing it: "That is the need for a transport plane, I thought you would need a helicopter, I have sent Jin **** and the old car to Tengchong City to find a helicopter to ......"
I interrupted him and said: "It's not just a transport plane, since we want to be a matchmaker, we have to consider everything in everything, if you can't find a large transport plane in a short time, at least arrange a few air-conditioned cars, anyway, you belong to a tourist resort here, and it shouldn't be difficult to find a high-grade tourist bus, right?" ”
General Lai hesitated over there: "But the nearest Jade Dragon Snow Mountain is also on the Lijiang side, and it is at least more than 600 kilometers away from us. Meili Snow Mountain and Baima Snow Mountain are farther away, and on the Shangri-La side, the land route is at least 800 kilometers away. After listening to this, I sighed: "Six hundred is six hundred, it's better than his grandmother's 6,000 kilometers, I don't think there are many snow apes on Yongde Snow Mountain, it is estimated that there are only about a hundred, just get two big buses, it's fine." ”
General Lai smiled: "How can it be as simple as you say? Just send it? Aren't you going to pick it up again? Send them all away, who will be our patron saint? I looked at the dead fat man squatting by the fire, turned around and said: "By the way, Lao Lai, I asked my brothers about the ICBM, and they said that Lu Haibao received an order from Brother Jiu to launch the missile, and the target seems to be Mexico City, and they can't tell the specific situation." However, since it was an order from Brother Jiu, it can't be nonsense, it should be to support the resistance movement on the American continent. ”
General Lai said in surprise: "That's the case...... But it's still not right, that kind of ICBM launch requires a password...... ......I hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" General Lai sighed over there: "I used my birthday as the password, I'm afraid it was guessed by Liu Ruobing." His tone turned anxious: "We have mobilized all the monitoring equipment, but we still haven't found any trace of Lu Haibao and Liu Ruobing, and I don't know where they flew." ”
After turning off the walkie-talkie, arrange for personnel to rest in shifts, and the three snow apes want to sentry for us......==! I quickly declined, and after sending them away, I arranged for someone to be on duty for the night.
Not to mention how beautiful the sleep was this night, after being tired for so long, suddenly the problem was solved, and it was strange that I didn't sleep well. Although I still haven't heard from Lu Haibao and Liu Ruobing, people have wings and weapons, even if they don't fly well and hang on a big tree, there is no danger, anyway, the zongzi can't climb the tree.
When I woke up the next morning, I was dizzy by the bright light in front of me, and it took me a long time to get used to squinting my eyes, and then I opened my eyes, raised my arm and looked, it was almost eight o'clock! Turning my head to see, my brothers were still asleep, all kinds of shapes, now I was in a hurry, quickly beckoned everyone, everyone pushed open the curtain at the door to see, and they were dumbfounded.
I saw a long line on the big ice slope, and at the end of the line, the dead fat man stood calmly, giving the snow apes in line one by one to distribute bacon and ham sausages. The snow apes who had been given the ham sausages were very happy, and a few of them started somersaulting on the ice slope.
Seeing us coming out of the tent, the dead fat man smiled and said, "Old flower, I have discussed with them, and I will take them down the mountain today." Lao Lai has already prepared two air-conditioned cars, and sent a team of armored vehicles to escort them, so that they can be safely sent to the Yulong Snow Mountain. In a few days, sending someone to fetch them back will solve the problem of the snow apes. ”
I saw that the dead fat man was very happy, and it seemed that there was more to it than the snow ape, so I said suspiciously: "No, the snow ape is just a blind date, and it's not you looking for a wife by yourself, so you don't have to be happy like that, right?" The dead fat man laughed: "I can't hide anything from you, just now General Lai sent a message that Lu Haibao and Liu Ruobing have returned to the missile base." ”
Yes! That's great news! I was naturally very happy when I heard this, and immediately said, "Then what are we still doing here, why don't we hurry down the mountain!" The dead fat man pointed to the surrounding materials: "What about these things?" Is it difficult to throw away? ”
I looked at the supplies, and I also felt that it was a pity to lose them, and glanced at the long line of snow apes, and couldn't help but suddenly realize: "Okay, you know that you can't take it away, so I will send away the favor, so that the snow apes will be grateful to you!" ”
The dead fat man proudly handed out everything to the snow apes to eat, and I was afraid that he would be happy to send out the rations for all of us, so I hurriedly beckoned everyone to eat something. We've just finished eating, and so have the snow apes over there. So we started down the mountain with the snow apes.
Not all snow apes have to go down the mountain, the old snow apes and young snow apes have to stay on the snow mountain, and it seems that the snow lotus in the ice cave is not left unattended. All the snow apes in their reproductive period gathered in a procession, waved goodbye to their companions, and followed us all the way down the mountain.
When going up the mountain, it is difficult and dangerous, and when going down the mountain, it is not easy, the snow apes are as light as swallows, and the so-called cliffs are not difficult for them at all, and after arriving in the forest area, these guys immediately jump up the trees, and flicker in this large primeval forest, which is simply like a ghost.
The snow apes thought we were walking too slowly, so the kind ones began to carry the baskets for our backpacks, and when we reached the bottom of the mountain, everything except weapons ran to the snow apes' shoulders.
We returned triumphantly this time, of course, we didn't have to climb back from the missile shaft, so the dead fat man and I took everyone around to the main gate of the base, just happened to encounter a wild bear wandering near the gate of the base, and we didn't need to shoot, a group of snow monsters pounced, hit the butt board, and beat the wild bear to the desert and fled.
Arrived near the main entrance of the base, sure enough, I saw two luxury buses, General Lai had been waiting there for a long time, and when he saw that we had rushed back, he was immediately overjoyed, and we all arranged for the snow apes to get on the bus, and the driver had already known the living habits of the snow apes, so they turned on the air conditioner early, and they themselves were full of cotton clothes and cotton pants, and we saw that the carriage was even full of a lot of large ice mounds.
We are all tired from going up and down the mountain, so the task of escorting the snow ape on a blind date is handed over to others, all of whom are the old drivers we brought from Li Jiankun, who are very steady. We were afraid that there would be another accident on the road, so we mobilized two platoons of women's troops to escort them, equipped with five armored personnel carriers to travel, and all the food and drink were properly ordered, and then the snow apes were sent away.
Seeing that it was already noon, General Lai introduced us into the base and immediately started eating. We have only been away for less than a day, and General Lai has already arranged all the three battalions of the Women's Army, so we can only eat Vietnamese food now. In addition to the extensive use of tropical fruits and vegetables, the raw materials tend to be natural and refreshing, and the taste is heavier and more sour and sweet. It is characterized by its light and non-greasy nature, and the high proportion of vegetables added to Vietnamese cuisine is based on the principle of preserving the original flavor of the dish, which is highly regarded by healthy eating schools. Raw beef pho, Vietnamese spring rolls, duck eggs, and shredded pork with sour skin are all famous dishes.
Seeing the female soldiers in the women's army cooking class serving dishes to the table one by one, I couldn't help but be hungry, and while the dead fat man wiped his saliva, he actually didn't forget Lu Haibao, and asked with slanted eyes: "Good guy, now that you're out of breath, you will fly together, let's talk about it, where did you shoot that intercontinental missile?" ”
Lu Haibao laughed a few times and said, "Brother Jiu sent a telegram saying that after the fall of Mexico City, the army of the dungeon began to advance north, and Uncle Sam began to mobilize manpower and prepare to resist. He asked Brother Jiu for help, and Brother Jiu said that she had sent Lao Yao and them to sea by ship, and they would soon arrive in the United States...... I didn't expect Uncle Sam to be stupid, saying that you are sending someone to help, or are you here to collect the corpse for us? During World War II, we Americans risked our lives to help you resist the aggressors, and we sacrificed 1,500 crew members and more than 500 planes just by airlifting weapons and ammunition to the Chinese battlefield...... Brother Jiu said that we all know these things, and we also know that you are in dire straits now, but China and the United States are too far away, and unless you use ICBMs, there is no way to directly support you. Unexpectedly, after Uncle Sam heard this, he immediately asked Brother Jiu to launch an intercontinental missile......"
We all looked at each other as we listened, good guys, what kind of person is Uncle Sam forced into on the American side, even ICBMs have to be supported...... Nurse Liu Ruobing glanced at General Lai, and then said, "However, although Brother Nine agreed to Uncle Sam's request, he clearly stipulated in the instructions given to us that nuclear warheads should not be used. So we launched an intercontinental missile with a conventional warhead. However, not long after the missile was launched, Comrade Zhao Yunying was ...... by a snow monster Oh, it's the snow ape, Zhao Yunying was captured by the snow ape......"
This is really the case, although Lu Haibao and Liu Ruobing were negligent and caused the snow ape sneak attack, but since the two of them are not professional missile players, it would be good to be able to shoot intercontinental missiles, not to mention that after the two of them lost their teammates, they immediately led the team to chase them. When the whole team encounters danger, it is still commendable to stand up and sacrifice the small self to save the big self.
So we commended Lu Haibao and Liu Ruobing, and officially promoted Lu Haibao to the captain of the special operations team, although Liu Ruobing is only a head nurse and does not belong to the combatants, but in view of Lu Haibao's great need for her wings, we promoted Liu Ruobing to the deputy captain of the special operations team.
After eating and drinking, I got together with General Lai and sent someone to send a telegram to Brother Jiu, to the effect that we have now dealt with the affairs of Yunnan now, and after Sun Hongxu, Vietnam can basically be handled, and now East Asia and Southeast Asia, in addition to North Korea, there is only Myanmar and Cambodia that can not be taken care of, but we are really not enough manpower at present, and after Sun Hongxu's guess, we must go to India once, Maybe after finding someone who is proficient in Sanskrit, we will be able to communicate with the beautiful snake very fluently.
It didn't take long for Brother Jiu to call back, and Su Wan said in the telegram that Xiao Meimei had led the fleet to Shanghai and was currently in the midst of intense rescue. As the most densely populated area in the country, Shanghai has also been the most severely affected by the virus, and the survival rate has dropped by at least more than half. As for the fact that we are going to India, Su Wan did not agree very much, she said in the telegram that today is already a small year, and the Spring Festival is still a week away, and thousands of people, men, women, and children are waiting for us to go home for the New Year......
When I saw this, tears were about to flow out, and the dead fat man was also sighing over there.
Yes, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, how do we all get over at this time of year? Is it a family reunion to have a bite of Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, or drag the little hands of lovers to watch the fireworks in the night sky? Uncle Benshan doesn't know if he was spared, but this year's Spring Festival Gala, he must not be able to see his old man's sketches.
When General Lai saw me and the dead fat man, he persuaded: "Otherwise, you should pack up and go back to the headquarters of Dalian Fortune." Every festive season, even if you are concerned about the world, but the brothers under your hands are inevitably homesick, with a team full of thoughts, it is difficult to do anything. ”
I shook my head and said categorically, "No! Now we are far from the time when we can celebrate the New Year with peace of mind, and the soldiers in the dungeons far away from the American continent will not stop their aggression because of the Chinese New Year. We have to make all the preparations before they arrive in Asia, and when the time comes, we have to give it a go, and it is not certain who will die. ”
The dead fat man also nodded and said, "I agree with Lao Hua's idea...... Besides, when we go to India, it's not like Tang Seng went to learn scriptures, walking for three or five years in one breath, and now there are planes to travel, and it won't take half a day to get to India. Besides, we're just going to find a Sanskrit interpreter, and maybe we'll meet one at the airport when we get off the plane. I agreed: "The so-called Sanskrit is ancient Indian, which is roughly equivalent to our ancient Chinese classical Chinese, although not many people in our country use ancient Chinese, but people who can understand classical Chinese are not rare talents, and among a hundred people, at least twenty or thirty people can be found to understand classical Chinese." ”
General Lai is a military general, and he doesn't know much about these cultural things, and when he saw what we said, he couldn't help but be happy, and said with a smile: "That's right, there is still a week before the Chinese New Year, according to the speed of your previous missions, after returning from India, you won't have time to go to Pakistan." The three of us burst out laughing together.
So I immediately sent a report to the headquarters, told us what we thought, and finally said: "Please tell Miss Yu Duanwu Yu in Qingdao, tell him to take good care of Ying Xue'er, and never let that mermaid chick escape." "The ability to communicate in the language is very terrifying, we can understand ancient Chinese, so it didn't take a few words to find out the situation of the Sea Clan, but because we don't understand Sanskrit, we have been holding the beautiful snake for so long, and now we can only boil eggs for her every day.
The dead fat man picked his teeth with a toothpick and looked at me with slanted eyes: "Old flower, how are you going to find someone who knows Sanskrit?" I had been with the dead fat man for a long time, and when I saw his bird-like appearance, I knew that he had a good idea, so I asked, "Do you have any bad ideas again?" The dead fat man glanced at my bald head: "It is said that many Buddhist scriptures in our country are written in Sanskrit, well, I thought, you said that the Buddhist scriptures in India must all be written in Sanskrit, right?" ”
I shook my head and said, "Although there are several Sanskrit Buddhist scriptures in our country, most of them are written in Chinese, and after so many years of British colonial rule in India, even Buddhism is dying, and I am afraid that few people on their side can understand the Buddhist scriptures." The dead fat man glared: "I don't believe it, you just strangle me, and I don't believe that Indian Buddhist scriptures can be written in English." I said, "That's what you call nonsense, and what you write in English is called the Bible, and it's a book read by English monks." ”
The dead fat man threw a toothpick: "It doesn't matter if the British monk is an Indian monk or an Indian monk, as long as he knows Sanskrit, he is a good monk!" I said Lao Hua, the more I look at your bald head now, the more pleasing it is, do you think we can pretend to be a Chinese monk and go to India to learn from the scriptures? As soon as I heard it, I was happy: "Fuck your uncle, do you think I'm Tang Seng?" If I were Tang Seng, you would be Zhu Bajie! The dead fat man said with a straight face: "I'll tell you seriously, Indian Ah San has been instigated by Western countries in recent years to look at the Chinese everywhere unpleasant, always want to compare with us, if we go to India rashly, maybe they will be deliberately 'mistakenly injured', it is better for you to pretend to be a monk, explore the reality, most of the people who know Sanskrit are in Buddhist temples, you pretend to be a monk, and it is easy to get their favor." Once we find a guy who understands Sanskrit, wouldn't it be easy for us to arrest him immediately? ”
When I heard this, I couldn't help but be excited! (To be continued.) )