Whether it's an apple or a strawberry, pick it as soon as it's ripe, and if you don't pick it, you're in danger of rotting...... If you are unfortunate enough to be taken away by others, there will be no place to reason. In line with this principle www.biquge.info of picking fruits, Lao Hua made a wise decision: Brother Jiu must be taken down tonight, and it can't be delayed any longer. Although no one dares to steal the fruit of the old flower, but now there are fruits everywhere, and I am always carrying an empty basket and it is easy to get into trouble, so it is better to solve the personal problem first, so as not to always grow grass in my heart, and I think it is good to see what kind of girl.

I am the kind of doer who listens to the wind and rain, and thinks of where to do it, and immediately starts to act, while talking nonsense about our African experiences on the table, while holding Su Wan's little hand under the table, and writing on her little hand with my fingers: "I'll go to your room tonight." ”

This kind of stealing of chickens and dogs Lao Hua is the most handy, but I didn't expect Su Wan to write two big words directly in my palm, "No." I thought to myself, I met a stone girl who doesn't eat the fireworks in the world, and I was disappointed, and suddenly felt that Su Wan was writing again, this time writing: "I have a lot of people, I'll go to your room." ”

Yes...... No way!

I was surprised and delighted, my eyes were green, and Yao Jin sat next to me and looked at me: "Old flower, are you okay?" I made a few ahs, and I insisted: "It's okay, it's okay." Yao Jin put his arm on my shoulder, glanced at Cao Yijing, and was surprised and delighted: "Xiao Cao? How did you end up here? ”

Cao Yijing stood still and didn't sit down, and after hearing the inquiry, she immediately stood up and saluted: "Hello medicine instructor." Yao Jin nodded and beckoned Cao Yijing to the front: "Is there a target?" Cao Yijing didn't expect Lao Yao to ask such a sentence, and shook his head curtly: "No ......"

Yao Jin was overjoyed when he heard it, and immediately took care of it: "That's right, now there are a lot of girls under your hands, as long as you like it, you can pick and choose...... The Japanese girl served the man, but she was still quite careful...... "Fortunately, this is a quasi-military meeting, and the old medicine is more explicit than what he said, but the fool can also hear what he means." So everyone burst into laughter, including Lao Hua, and watched Cao Yijing express his position with envy.

Unexpectedly, Cao Yijing's face turned red for a long time: "I'm ...... I don't want to ......" Yao Jin was stunned: "Why not?" Others don't want to have this opportunity. Cao Yijing calmed down and cleared his throat: "En...... This, whoever loves it wants it, I don't want it anyway...... Swear not to marry **** and resolutely not to cuckold. ”

Yao Jin got angry when he heard it: "Nonsense, who told you that Japanese women are all ***?" Cao Yijing's eyes widened: "I've watched Japanese entertainment programs, a host led the photographer, casually stopped a woman on the street, discussed a few words, and the woman could take off her shirt on the street, let people take pictures of the slippery ***, and let people touch it...... I resolutely don't want this kind of woman. ”

After saying this, everyone was stunned, and Su Wan was especially stunned: "Really? I didn't dare to speak, so Sun Hongxu had to say instead of me: "Japan's **** industry is developed, the concept of chastity is weak, and the atmosphere of the whole society is like this, so it is no wonder that the people at the bottom lack the concept of shame...... In front of passers-by on the street, it's trivial to ask someone from the TV station to check ** or something, even *** It's not a big mistake in Japan. Many girls have declared that chastity was given to their fathers for the first time, and some boys have spoken openly about having affairs with their mothers......"

Su Wan was dumbfounded, slapped the table and yelled: "Old medicine, are these true?" Yao Jin nodded: "Everyone knows these things...... Brother Jiu didn't know? Su Wan's face flushed: "How could I know about these messy things?" "Everyone is silent, Brother Jiu is a police officer, and his knowledge in this area must be weak. It's just that she is the boss now, but no one dares to give this matter to Brother Jiu to popularize science, no wonder she can't accept it all of a sudden.

I coughed dryly and cleaned up the mess: "This matter is more troublesome, but Lao Sun is right, in Japan, the whole social atmosphere is like this, and the people at the bottom can't change anything except adapt, so we don't have to blame them for this." ”

Su Wan smiled bitterly: "I'm not criticizing those survivors, I mean...... What are we going to do with them in the future? He frowned and looked at everyone: "All of you here are your own brothers, and I'm not afraid of everyone's jokes, although I am embraced as the ninth brother, but I am still a woman after all...... Sometimes when I was chatting with Jing'er and them, I also noticed that the ratio of men and women was very unbalanced recently. On average******** woman can't tell a Chinese man, and now Lao Yao has brought back so many Japanese girls...... How will I live this day after this? ”

Everyone is rolling over in a rain of bullets, no one is stupid, how can they get into the trick of Brother Jiu? This is clearly to let everyone promise not to have three wives and four concubines, everyone has their own little Jiujiu, hum, haha, no one speaks, I quickly changed the topic: "Old Yao, you have been with those Japanese girls for so long, you should know something about them, right?" ”

The strength of the medicine didn't reflect it, and he counted with his fingers for a long time: "It's true that there are not a few virgins...... "Dizzy, I squinted at him, and said in my heart that this old boy seems to have not been idle these days, maybe how many wives and concubines there are now." Now that I am willing to divide it out, it must be that the old arms and legs can't stand it, and the number of three thousand is indeed too big.

Su Wan sighed and waved her hand: "Forget it, let's do it first, and we'll talk about the marriage later...... If no one really wants it, you have to keep the old medicine for yourself. Yao Jin was dumbfounded: "Isn't it?" Su Wan snorted: "The emperor in ancient times was only seventy-two concubines in three palaces, six courtyards, and now you have three thousand beauties, so you should consider yourself the emperor of the soil." The old medicine secretly complained bitterly when he heard it.

Finally, Brother Jiu made a summary report: "Everyone dispersed. Su Wan had to deal with some trivial things, and hurriedly said goodbye to everyone, and everyone walked out one after another, I held Lao Yao's hand and said with a smile: "Man, this time I went to Japan, did you have any happy things?" Let's hear it. "When you have fun, you have to look at the jokes of the Japanese. Yao Jin frowned: "There are not many women on the Japanese island now...... The lustful little Japanese is scolding me......" Before he finished speaking, he cried with a sad face: "I have the heart to hang myself now, so many Japanese women, how can I deal with it?" ”

I laughed when I heard it: "It's more difficult to do without a girl, isn't there a girl now?" Rest assured, the bread will be there, everything will be there. "The old friends were very happy to reunite, and the old medicine temporarily threw away those growing pains, came to the cafeteria with me, and drank a little wine in the afternoon. The difference between the two of us is nearly 30 years old, but it doesn't matter, there is still no gap between this year-end friendship.

I bragged to Lao Yao about the experiences of various places after our separation, and Lao Yao was dumbfounded; Lao Yao also recounted to me what he had seen and heard in Japan and at sea, and I was dumbfounded when I heard it (this trip to Japan about Yaojin, I will have time to write a biography in the future, so I won't mention it here for the time being).

There are fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant, and there is no speculation for more than half a sentence. This happiness inevitably caused me to drink a little too much, and I could barely walk around, and the old medicine was directly carried away by four or five Japanese girls. In winter, the days in the north are short and the nights are long, and although it is dark outside, I looked at my watch, and it was only five o'clock in the afternoon, thinking that it was too early to go to bed...... Besides, if he really fell asleep, it would be a pity to let Brother Jiu run empty once.

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but laugh on my face, the guards at the headquarters were all selected girls, and they all looked at me with playful eyes when they saw me smirking while climbing the stairs. I grabbed one of them: "Where's Jing'er?" Why didn't you see her? ”

The female warrior smiled and looked left and right, and whispered, "It's not dark yet, so I went out with Ou Xiang...... said that it was to study how to shoot slowly. I agreed, and nodded: "It's boring to shoot too fast...... and the little girl gave me a blank look.

I staggered to the third floor and saw Brother Jiu holding Xiaoyu'er, looking at the map around the table with Mr. Zhang Qingman. I staggered over: "Old man Zhang, I miss you." Zhang Qingman smiled and helped me up, sat down, and took my hand: "Xiaohua, you are really capable!" This time swept Western Europe and Central Africa, but it gave us Chinese a long face. ”

I nodded, and said in my heart that if you knew how embarrassed we were by the Sea Clan and the demonized hyenas, you wouldn't have said that. Su Wan hugged Xiao Yu'er and pointed at me: "Come, Xiao Yu'er, this is your flower father." I looked at Xiao Yu'er in amazement: "Can she speak?" ”

Xiao Yu'er looked at me for a long time, crispy: "Flower your father." I frowned: "Why does it sound like you're scolding me?" Su Wan sneered: "I'm busy with official business, so I have almost no time to teach Xiao Yu'er ......" turned his head and passed on the face-to-face teaching: "It's not your father, it's your father." ”

I was also happy, and reached out to hug Xiao Yu'er: "That's right, it's not your father, I'm your father." Xiao Yu'er didn't seem to understand: "Flower your father's flowers." I was full of black lines and asked Su Wan: "She took advantage of me?" Su Wan was afraid that I would miss Xiaoyu'er, so she held it steady with her hand and smiled: "Children have just learned to speak, and it is normal to be unable to speak clearly." ”

I touched my bald head: "Maybe her father has ...... longer hair than me" Su Wan coughed dryly: "Don't mention that, you can be her father in the future." I nodded, holding this little baby, my mental face suddenly became extremely peaceful, what a little life.

Su Wan called Xiao Yu'er Dad. This time, Xiao Yu'er learned very quickly: "Dad......" I was happy when I heard it, and thought about it: "It's not enough to have a father, you have to have a mother ......" Xiao Yu'er pointed at Su Wan with her little hand: "Su's mother ......" Su Wan took Xiao Yu'er with a flushed face and told me: "You go to rest first, I still have something to talk about with Mr. Zhang." ”

I looked at Su Wan's big red face and smiled, said goodbye to Mr. Zhang, and walked upstairs step by step, and when I reached the fourth floor, I suddenly remembered to destroy my sister, so I didn't go upstairs again, and walked along the corridor until I came to the room where the destruction sister was held, and I heard someone in the room ping pong and slapping something.

I froze for a moment, pushed the door in, and saw two two-headed Chimera cubs stretching their necks to fight, making a black miasma, the little Lori nurse Fang Min was anxious and didn't know what to do, as soon as she saw me, she immediately ran over for help: "Old flower, what should I do, they always fight." ”

Although it was only half a month old, the little two-headed Chimera was already taller than me, and I saw the two little two-headed Chimeras glaring at each other like fighting cocks, and the other little two-headed Chimeras were so frightened that they hid in the corner. Although the little two-headed Chimera fights are not fierce, they are still messy.

I sighed, waved the lights on and off, and then lit the auxiliary lamp, and the vision in the room dimmed a lot, and the two little two-headed Chimeras, who were fighting, gave up, glared at each other, and went back to sleep in the corners.

Fang Min was stunned for a while: "Old flower, what the hell is going on?" I laughed, "Don't you know? The average bird has night blindness, and their vision plummets when the light is not good...... I can't see it clearly, what kind of skin do you want? Fang Min nodded in amazement: "What else do you know?" Tell me together. ”

I thought for a moment, "Nothing else...... Oh, by the way, they can't be allowed to see the red stuff, they'll mistake it for a little bug, and they'll cause a siege. Fang Min cried with a sad face, looking at the red and bright hat still in the corner: "You didn't say it earlier." ”

said goodbye to Fang Min, found the real room where Sister Destruction was held, and opened the door to see that Sister Destruction and Little Monk Miaohui were sitting inside and outside the cage. As soon as Mr. Ma Changan Ma saw me come in, he sat up from the big bench, I greeted him, and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Old Man Ma sighed and said, "Someone just brought another beautiful snake in, and the two beautiful snakes seemed to know each other, and after saying a few words, the beautiful snake was carried away...... The girl stopped talking. I nodded, went over and patted the little monk's bald head, the little monk looked back and saw that it was me, and immediately came to the spirit: "Flower donor, are you here...... Look at the rain of petals. ”

I sighed, came to the front of the cage, saw the sadness on the face of Sister Destruction, and was about to say something, Sister Destruction suddenly pounced, grabbed the iron fence, and said a lot of words. I turned around to look at the little monk, and the little monk spread his hands out, indicating that he didn't understand.

I reluctantly looked back at Sister Destruction, she sighed, thought for a long time, and finally said in Chinese: "Brother Hua, don't, kill her." I gestured to her if she was referring to another beautiful snake, and Sister Destruction nodded and gestured to me, saying that the beautiful snake was her subordinate.

I gestured and told her I wasn't going to kill that beautiful snake, and that tomorrow we were going to send her home. Sister Doom was amazed to hear this, but she thanked me anyway. I nodded, gesticulating to tell her that if she told us everything we wanted to know, and promised not to be against us again, we could send you home to be with your loved ones.

I staggered away, and when I got back to my room, I took a shower, brushed my teeth, and changed into my pajamas...... After thinking about it, I turned on the dead fat man's record player, put on lyrical music, and lay down on the bed, this beauty in my heart...... As soon as his eyes were closed, he almost fell asleep, and he couldn't help but be startled, so he quickly sat up and made a pot of strong tea to refresh himself.

A pot of tea was almost drunk, and Su Wan didn't come, she was sweating in a hurry, when she suddenly heard someone knocking lightly on the door, and Su Wan's voice came in: "Lao Hua open the door." "I thought to myself, what door am I opening? I didn't lock the door at all...... I happily ran over to open the door, only to see Brother Jiu standing at my door.

I was overjoyed, jumped up and hugged it tightly, and first turned around in place before kissing passionately...... All of a sudden, we both lost our balance and fell to the ground together.

This time it was really a bit of a surprise, both of us were stunned, but we came back to our senses immediately, Su Wan smiled deliciously, I hugged her and asked, "Why did you come...... I can't wait. "Su Wan gave me a blank look;" There are a lot of official duties, and things have to be taken care of everywhere...... Hmph, what are you anxious about? I'm not in a hurry......"

I went to tickle her with a wicked smile on my face, Su Wan smiled deliciously, and whispered for mercy, but she didn't forget to remind me: "The door...... Door...... The door hasn't closed yet...... "I looked back, isn't it, damn, if this is seen, how bad it is, and I quickly kicked the door shut."

Now no one came to disturb her, she got up with Su Wan's body in her arms, took off her clothes while kissing, and crawled to the side of the bed in embarrassment.

I originally thought that this kind of thing should be my initiative, but I didn't expect Su Wan's grappling technique to practice extremely home, three times five divided by two, just press me under the body, hold my head and kiss hard, the mood is almost cultivated, and I was about to go straight to the topic, when I suddenly heard a knock on the door of ping pong.

I scolded in my heart, thinking who this is so annoying, and then I heard a woman's voice coming in from outside the door: "Old flower, are you there?" I said angrily, "I'm not here...... I'm asleep......" I heard the woman's laughter like a silver bell, and said, "Hehe, Xianggong, can you still talk when you're asleep?" ”

Su Wan bit me the chest: "It's Luan Xiaoting......" Before the words fell, she was suddenly shocked: "Did you not lock the door......" Before I could answer, Luan Xiaoting outside the door had already twisted open the door and walked into the house: "Xianggong, I miss you, I heard that you are back at the headquarters, so I hurriedly ran over to see you...... Did you miss me? ”

To be honest, I really admire Brother Jiu's skills, he really deserves to be a policeman, that's called a Mali, as soon as he turned over, he rolled into the bed, without saying a word, he got into the bed, and even his head was covered, her speed was so fast, not only Luan Xiaoting didn't notice it, but even I didn't know how she did it. (To be continued.) )